Juicebro lawyer/Trump superfan Mike Cernovich has been pushing the ridiculous and thoroughly debunked “Hillary Clinton is too physically frail to be President” theory for some time now.
Now he’s found DRAMATIC NEW EVIDENCE to support his dubious “sick Hillary” thesis: Photos and video footage of Hillary SITTING and sometimes LEANING ON stools at public events.
Because, clearly, anyone who doesn’t want to remain standing for hours on end in the midst of a gruelling political campaign is on DEATH’S DOOR.
In a post on his blog yesterday, Cerno promoted a new hashtag — #HillarysStools — that has taken the unhinged Hillary haters of Twitter by storm, garnering retweets by some of the finest minds in the political and media worlds, from yelly red-faced conspiracy monger Alex Jones to Alex Jones employee Paul Joseph Watson to noted Twitter commenter Cuckface von Dipshit. And of course it’s been covered by Fox News.
Some scenes from #HillarysStools so far.
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/765655466860961792
#HillarysStools – Another sign that she has major health problems & can barely stand up. https://t.co/X7Qm7Qosnv pic.twitter.com/ovQbv19M7J
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) August 16, 2016
Sits on a stool…wtf? Why can't Hillary stand? What is wrong with her? #HillarysStools pic.twitter.com/DTTwYBFU2H
— Lisa (@Rockprincess818) August 16, 2016
Hillary Clinton need a stool on stage? Maybe she should get up and excerise instead of sleep all day #HillarysStools pic.twitter.com/LSkIA85TVf
— Russell Wiley🇺🇸 (@russellwiley) August 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/basedmattforney/status/765706769519767552
https://twitter.com/RinaValentina/status/766043658118320128
https://twitter.com/mgdavros111/status/765978916486057984
https://twitter.com/BlueFalcon3P/status/765742691913195520
https://twitter.com/Ricky_Vaughn99/status/765898072450740225
https://twitter.com/25YrsOfChaos/status/765769578718830592
There's nothing to see here #HillarysStools pic.twitter.com/LEkR3pbZRZ
— DeplorableWhiteMale (@WhiteMaleShame) August 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/PrivilegedBrah/status/765685926689247234
https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/765652112252530688
https://twitter.com/danklemer1/status/765730282288844800
https://twitter.com/SoCaliMilitia1/status/765697201972457472
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https://twitter.com/roastsliberals/status/765657445100294145
https://twitter.com/DripKlap/status/765695177214144512
If any of you can decipher this message, let me know:
https://twitter.com/Cuckumber/status/765734809398349824
I didn’t realize Ben Garrison was incorporating the “Happy Merchant” meme into his crappy alt-right political cartoons. I wonder whether he knows it literally comes from Neo-Nazi propaganda.
I’m guessing they’ve conveniently forgotten that FDR served four terms from a wheelchair?
Ben fucking Garrison, again, shows his true colours after disputing being called a Nazi and blaming an online liberal hate campaign.
Holy fuck. They really are scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point, aren’t they?
http://www.winstonchurchill.org/resources/in-the-media/churchill-in-the-news/winston-churchill-distilled
Ugh! The stupid, it burns. If Trumpinistas were grown-ups, they’d be able to argue against Hillary Clinton’s political positions. Like Trump, the average Trump supporter is intellectually somewhere between a dim two-year-old and a stupid eight-year-old. I wonder if their mommies and daddies know how much time they spend on the internet.
@ joeb
That’s a military maxim to this day.
I think this one could use an “empathy deficit” tag. Even if Hillary really does have health issues (she *is* elderly and so it’s reasonable to assume that her body is weaker than it was when she was young) that is NOT something to mock!
Is it wrong that I’m dreaming of an episode of In Search Of… devoted to this conspiracy theory?
So, is the “Hillary is old!” contingent going to start fighting with the “Hillary is a robotic alien lizard!” contingent? And if so, are they selling tickets?
Also, I’d like to point out that she’s younger than Trump.
Mrs. Clinton has released a letter from her internist saying that she is in good health and fit to serve.
Oh, but I totes believe these completely unbiased, successful and attractive gentlemen and their self-acclaimed dank memes over the word of a medical practitioner. Because of course I do.
@Alan Robertshaw For sure. On a Sub we weren’t suppose to sit down while on watch but everyone quickly learns where in a space you can be basically sitting but with your feet flat on the ground so you can claim you were just leaning.
I spotted something earlier today about pillows or something. Apparently she “can’t sit down without her back propped up by pillows”.
You ever notice the overlap between those who think women shouldn’t be allowed to vote, and those who vote and/or attack candidates based on stuff about stools and pillows rather than, y’know, actual matters of policy ?
Just for the record, the Happy Merchant was photoshoped onto the Ben Garrison cartoon. The original just has two secret service guys.
Shopping the Happy Merchant into his stuff is a meme /pol/ does, if you see one on his cartoons it’s fake.
Of course since his actually cartoons include stuff like this
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-69k7fxtvj-c/VlUEIl-y5ZI/AAAAAAAABlY/68rR1aHF9YE/s1600/thanksgiving_ben_garrison.jpg
So I can understand where /pol/ was confused
They obviously only care about image rather than reality. FDR was in a wheelchair but managed to disguise it. Therefore he’s competent. Hillary Clinton may or may not get a sore back and/or feet on the campaign trail and she dares to be seen in a stool rather than just suffering. Therefore, she’s incompetent.
@ joeb
“If you’ve got time to lean you’ve got time to clean” 🙂
Maybe you just had a nice chief of the boat.
There’s a possibly apocryphal tale that a couple of squaddies at Bulford Camp avoided all duties for a couple of months by carrying a step ladder everywhere. Everyone just assumed they’d been assigned a task.
Cuck Daddy smells like a random-message-generator bot.
@Alan Robertshaw the COB was pretty nice but he didn’t come back aft much, that was EDMCs world, but I wouldn’t dare “lean” back there without a reactor plant manual open in my lap
ETA: or a water chem manual, that was the best because none of the Chiefs were ELTs so I they could quiz me on it all they wanted and I’d know the answers.
In all seriousness though, back problems are more common for women than men. And high heels are a lot harder to stand and walk in than men’s shoes. Her feet probably get really sore. My mom’s a few years younger than Hillary Clinton and she stopped wearing heels many years ago. I’m way younger than Clinton and I have had a bad back for nearly a decade. I can walk for miles no problem but can’t stand in place for more than a few minutes without considerable pain. Neither a sore back or sore feet have a thing to do with overall health or job competence.
I’d like to see Juicebro wear high heels all day long without needing a damn stool.
@ joeb
You a reactor tech? What class of boat? No worries if you can’t say.
ETA: ah, sorta answered 🙂
I was reactor labs division on a LA class sub.
@ joeb
Ooh, that is sooo cool. Bet you could have got a few free meals out of Tom Clancy in exchange for tales. (and then of course a trip to military prison)
Yeah, I’d rather not spend the next 50 years making big rocks into little rocks.
Until Trump does all his campaigning in heels these guys can keep whining about nothing.