Over on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, a dude calling himself fleshnbones is holding forth on a subject near and dear to his MGTOW heart: how the only interesting thing about women lies between their legs.
But, like many MGTOWs, fleshnbones seems a little confused about what exactly (cis) women have in that area.
“Women are boring as f*ck and suck at holding conversations unless it’s about them and only them,” fleshnbones sniffs.
Clear your mind of all sexual urges and realize just how horrible they are at talking about interesting sh*t, I’d rather get into a howling contest with a group of Huskies.
Fleshnbones urges his fellow MGTOWs to put this to proposition to a test:
I challenge my fellow MGTOW to bust the biggest nut you can then just TRY to have a intellectual conversation with them.
It ain’t happening, the only reason we even put up with their boring asses is because they have that meat dispensary between their legs.
That what what between their legs?
Salt_Powered_Robot, while agreeing with this fundamental premise, used a somewhat more familiar meat-themed metaphor for the vagina:
[P]robably my main MGTOW realisation was that the only reason anyone ever has for holding a (non-professional) conversation with a woman is because he wants a go at her beef flaps.
He went on to offer this handy advice for men who nonetheless feel the need to talk to one of these meaty creatures:
When taking to a woman, just pretend she’s a mildly mentally deficient dude. Like, there’s no point being an asshole, but at the same time don’t discuss any complex subjects or use too many long words. Just put your brain on neutral and spew something superficial and unchallenging until you can make an excuse to leave.
And the kicker is: people will be amazed at how great you are at talking to women.
I … don’t actually think that’s true.
Our old friend Ovendice, meanwhile, somehow managed to avoid meat-related metaphors in these observations:
Women don’t DO anything, have no interests in anything productive or actually compelling, have no curiosity about the world and zero inventiveness, so they have nothing to talk about.
Their main hobbies are going to expensive restaurants, shopping and expensive vacations at the cheesiest, gaudiest resorts and on cruise lines possible and there’s not a whole lot to talk about any of those experiences except how she got drunk everyday and fucked 37 random men she just met.
Have any of these men actually ever spoken to an adult woman other than their mother?
@ Virgin Mary
Reh Chisthi. We were in the same chambers. He’s ok, but really into politics as a thing rather than an ideology if you get the distinction. We did tease him a lot about his fantastic devotion to party loyalty. Quite rightly, he did take the piss back about my ‘wing’ in Chambers. So not on each other’s “have a kidney” list, but got on ok.
@Alan
Jeez, Wikipedia makes him out to be a fuckin superhero. The reality is no doubt more complex, but he seem’s a lion. And he worked with Bhutto? I repeat, jeez…
Question, is ‘Attorney General of England and Wales’ a big deal?
@ axe
Someone more cynical than me might suspect an auto-biographical bent to that page. It is all true though.
Yeah, A-G is an important gig over here. That’s the chief Govermnemt law officer. It’s multi role. It involves being both the Goverment’s legal advisor/lawyer but also has a public function. Some A-Gs have actually spent a lot of time bumming around in court, others have delagated the cases to other barristers and concentrated on Government stuff.
The A-G is also the head of various organisations. They don’t always know that. One particular one once asked me “Why are you telling me all this?”when I was having a dig about a certain agency. He was quite surprised when I told him he was their boss (I’d only found out by accident).
I have offered my services as A-G if there’s ever a military coup.
My favorite thing about MGTOWers is how they can’t even agree to a basic message. One article is about how “we only care about your pussy.” The other article is about how “your vaginas aren’t interesting ladies, we don’t care about them, learn good logic stuff and be less boring.”
Also want to add that their terms for vagina sound very unappealing to me, and I am someone who likes vagina.
Oooh baby, let me see that meat dispensary.
http://bookriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_mimrzyYu9k1rugtvpo1_500.gif
@Alan
The best lie is the truth carefully managed
OK, so like ours. But a little grungier? I think I got it
I, for one, welcome your new racist, football hooligan overlords 🙂
I’ve got a feeling they’ve never even talked to their mothers. It may be the only time they’ve ever heard a woman talk is in a movie, and not even in a good movie.
Well now I’ve read everything. I guess I just imagined the hour long conversation with my littlest sister’s boyf at the weekend in which we debated comics in epic and nerdy detail. I was probably bewitching him with misandry or something.
@ axe
In fairness they’re more into rugby.
@ varalys
Ha, no doubt it was “OK, read Halo Jones Books 1 to 3. There will be a test”
😉
@Alan
Like I said, football ?
@Alan: Hah, he’s mainly a Marvel guy who hasn’t read much in the way of UK or indie comics. I’ve gradually been educating him on non Marvel/DC stuff, but it’s been mainly US indie comics. I think once he is done with “The Boys” I may force my copy of the collected Ballad Of Halo Jones into his hands!
I found out fairly recently that Alan Moore is happy to finish the planned nine book saga but only on the condition rights revert to him and Ian Gibson, but it seems Rebellion have decided they can make more cash keeping it the three books to themselves. I am unsure how to feel about this. On the one hand, I’d love to know where Moore was going with the saga, on the other well… Moore is not the writer now he was at his peak and I just know he’d have her raped or something awful now and maybe it’s for the best he’s not allowed to carry on yah know?
Tell that to my partner who I regularly have long and involved conversations about relationship dynamics with, or my friend who likes to go on tangents about the latest Neuroscience Thing she’s learned (and probably has to simplify it for me), or my other friend who is big into skepticism and calling out dangerous anti-science, or my other friend who helped me brainstorm ideas for my semi-dystopian-future novel concept, or my other friend who could go on for hours about art theory and history, etc, etc.
I’m wondering if these guys’ only interactions with women consist of women giving them reluctant one word answers in one sided conversations while looking for a way to escape talking to them at all?
Years ago, when I was young and pretty and timid I had some guy collar me and talk at me for a good few minutes before requesting me to sit and talk to him some more, when I made an excuse not to he accused me of being ‘superficial’.
Stupid/boring/superficial = women not doing exactly what I want
maybe?
Pretty much, snork maiden. He’s all “I think everything I say and think is fascinating, that’s why I think it! If you don’t like it, it must be because you don’t like fascinating or interesting things! You’re so shallow!”
meanwhile, in her head…
“Ugh why won’t this guy shut up about cosmology, this is all boring shit I learned a decade ago. He must’ve just watched Cosmos or something. We all know this stuff, asshole! It was in fucking high school! I should just tell him I’m not interested in this sort of stuff and bail.”
(Totally never happened to me before, nope, not at all)
@snork maiden, Scildfreja
I think that, in addition to that, given these men really only see women as being useful for sex, it kind of follows that they find any woman who isn’t actively being sexually appealing to be boring and uninteresting. So even in the rare case that they do successfully engage a woman, they’ll still find everything she has to say boring unless it’s sexual.
Well, obviously. The conversation wouldn’t get much further than “why do you have that coco de mer?”
varalys the dark:
I dunno, I thought he still had a special place in his heart for Halo Jones. I like to think he’d do right by her. Maybe that’s wishful thinking.
@ Moggie: I’d hope so, but I’m still traumatised by having to write up Neonomicon which is pretty much the culmination of his rape fetish, and which seems to heavily imply he sees asexuals as weird and more repugnant than men who rape women. Just a horrible, horrible book on so many levels and made me finalise my divorcing him as my favourite comicbook writer.
I just realized something. According to these numbskulls’ criteria, I must not be a woman. I’ve never had a desire to get on a cruise ship–in fact, I get seasick very easily. I don’t have any desire to go to a cheesy or gaudy resort, I don’t much enjoy shopping, and I don’t go to expensive restaurants. Also, I have never dispensed meat from my lady parts, and said lady parts do not include beef flaps.
I really hope that no-one is foolish or desperate enough to have sex with these asshats, ever.
@Virgin Mary:
Not exactly Pokemon, but I’ve got a friend who did up My Little Pony ‘Friendship is Magic’ as a communist propaganda poster.
http://eevachu.deviantart.com/art/Friendship-is-Magic-485032156
Trust me, I’m used to hanging out with people with strange imaginations…
@Axecalibur:
… including people like that.
@jenora
Had a look at the poster, it’s pretty cool but I hate the use of ‘mock Cyrillic’, those letters that look like backward R or capital P don’t sound like they look. R backwards sounds ‘yu’, P is R, and there isn’t a backward E.
Yea, OK, I did post a pic earlier with ‘mock Cyrillic’, so apologies for that.
@Virgin Mary:
As someone with a long fascination with linguistics and scriptology, I can hear you there. I don’t twitch quite as violently as the folks I know in typesetting, but still…
Does “meat dispencer” remind anyone else of Divine in Pink Flaminogs?
“You have been convicted of asshole-ism!”