Over on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, a dude calling himself fleshnbones is holding forth on a subject near and dear to his MGTOW heart: how the only interesting thing about women lies between their legs.
But, like many MGTOWs, fleshnbones seems a little confused about what exactly (cis) women have in that area.
“Women are boring as f*ck and suck at holding conversations unless it’s about them and only them,” fleshnbones sniffs.
Clear your mind of all sexual urges and realize just how horrible they are at talking about interesting sh*t, I’d rather get into a howling contest with a group of Huskies.
Fleshnbones urges his fellow MGTOWs to put this to proposition to a test:
I challenge my fellow MGTOW to bust the biggest nut you can then just TRY to have a intellectual conversation with them.
It ain’t happening, the only reason we even put up with their boring asses is because they have that meat dispensary between their legs.
That what what between their legs?
Salt_Powered_Robot, while agreeing with this fundamental premise, used a somewhat more familiar meat-themed metaphor for the vagina:
[P]robably my main MGTOW realisation was that the only reason anyone ever has for holding a (non-professional) conversation with a woman is because he wants a go at her beef flaps.
He went on to offer this handy advice for men who nonetheless feel the need to talk to one of these meaty creatures:
When taking to a woman, just pretend she’s a mildly mentally deficient dude. Like, there’s no point being an asshole, but at the same time don’t discuss any complex subjects or use too many long words. Just put your brain on neutral and spew something superficial and unchallenging until you can make an excuse to leave.
And the kicker is: people will be amazed at how great you are at talking to women.
I … don’t actually think that’s true.
Our old friend Ovendice, meanwhile, somehow managed to avoid meat-related metaphors in these observations:
Women don’t DO anything, have no interests in anything productive or actually compelling, have no curiosity about the world and zero inventiveness, so they have nothing to talk about.
Their main hobbies are going to expensive restaurants, shopping and expensive vacations at the cheesiest, gaudiest resorts and on cruise lines possible and there’s not a whole lot to talk about any of those experiences except how she got drunk everyday and fucked 37 random men she just met.
Have any of these men actually ever spoken to an adult woman other than their mother?
So redditor Fleshnbones regards the vagina as a “meat dispensary”? There can only be one explanation:
Fleshnbones eats babies.
Whenever this topic comes up, I can’t help thinking “These guys are aware that Fleshlights exist, right? If all you really want is a vagina to put your penis in, you can just buy one and you won’t have to worry about it having an autonomous human being attached.”
I think he just didn’t know what the word “dispensary” means. Men, you know. Not so great with the big words.
Umm, no. I don’t think it does any good to question their sexuality.
I mean, I find body fluids to be kind of gross, but that doesn’t stop me from having a regular sex life. Considering that most of them probably don’t, I think it’s more sour grapes than anything else.
ETA: I can’t block quote.
@LeeshaJoy: I know, but that would be rational. They don’t want to solve their problems, they want to whine as loudly as they can and try, unsuccessfully, to make everyone else as miserable as they are.
Translation: “Women don’t DO anything I want them to! They have no interests in anything I like (which means it’s not productive and compelling!), they don’t ask questions about me and my Reddit account, and they don’t entertain me! Therefore, they have nothing to talk about! Wimmens are all stoopid!”
Listen guy, I don’t think you’ve met enough women to make such sweeping generalizations. Let’s science this shit out:
Even if I were to assume that you have met, say, ten unique women a day over the course of your life (and we’ll be generous and say you’ll live for a hundred years), then that’s only 365,000 days (give or take a few leap years), and thus 3,650,000 unique women.
That’s a mere tenth of the rough estimation of women on this planet. Even that’s not a good enough sample to make such generalizations.
And that 3.65 million number is a very exaggerated number, to further prove my point: You won’t even meet a tenth of the planet’s population of human women in your lifetime.
So, maybe you should have a bit more “curiosity about the world” and go actually meet some people (you know, women) with an open mind and leave your silly unfounded bigotries at the door.
Pull your head out of your ass, get out of your echo chamber, and just try to talk to people (you know, women) instead of spouting off a self-fulfilling prophecy, and then acting all smug when it happens because you make it happen by being a turdwaffle.
Apparently they can’t get off unless they can feel smugly superior over another human being.
It’s not the fleshlight they want (they actively mock guys who use sex toys while pining for sex bots), they want someone they can abuse along with it, while thinking that they’re the victim of a society who hates them for existing and not bowing down to some sort of imaginary power-that-be.
They want someone they can berate, that they can force to listen to their stupid speeches about how they’re so superior to wimmens in every single way, and yet still a martyr laid low by the matriarchy.
Congrats! 😀
Congratulations, Khane’s Mom!
Thank you, Victorious Parasol and Paradoxical Intention! My daughter and her husband are adoptive parents; we’ve been waiting for this baby for 3 years.
He is amazing and well worth the wait.
But Fleshlights won’t cook for them or do their laundry!
Congratulations on the grand-tots!
You’re off by a couple orders of magnitude. That should be one thousandth.
Also that part of the argument is kind of dumb in general. If someone literally meets millions of women, then they can’t generalize anything about the women that they’re likely to meet? What? I mean, you can’t reasonably generalize much from people you’ve only briefly met, but that doesn’t seem like what you’re actually arguing.
I am persuaded that these beezers are thoroughly heterosexual.
The sad part is how utterly squicked they are by the idea of what they, in theory, desire so ardently. It reminds me of the white supremacists who develop a fetish for Black women, men, or others. Not really a good time for anyone.
And yes, I bring this up a lot, but it’s also like the ‘g0ys’, who are sexually attracted to other men, but not, you know, like *that*. Because *that* is icky.
Ah, the “No True Scotsman” fallacy, how bigots do love it. Decent people define “women” as “people who identify as women”. Even arseholes define women as “people who have XX chromosomes”.
MGTOW define women as “sort-of people I want to fuck and abuse, and with whom I might stand a chance of actually doing it”. This cuts out anyone who is not a ciswoman, conventionally attractive and thin and of their preferred race and age (because they’re not fuckable). It also cuts out women who aren’t attracted to men, and women who have sufficient self-esteem to avoid these fuckboys like the plague they are. Because as soon as they’re rejected by a woman, MGTOW flip the script from “she won’t touch me” to “I wouldn’t touch her”.
So the only people they classify as “women” are young, conventionally attractive ciswomen with sufficient psychological damage to put up with their shit. Any woman outside this demographic is not a woman; even though she is a woman she’s not a woman. So yeah, by their definition all women are…less than promising life companions. A problem they could solve by recognising their definition is profoundly messed up.
The derp is strong with these ones.
Thanks for the correction. I’m an artist, not a mathematician. : P
This guy is making sweeping generalizations about women-as-a-whole, despite the fact that he’s most likely only met women from his area, and even then he can’t possibly have met every woman in his area.
My point was that there’s far too many women on the planet that this guy knows nothing about for him to make such an unfounded statement.
I’m pretty sure this is a matter of typical MGTOW mixed metaphors. It sounds like he was thinking about vulva-as-meat euphemisms and “women are sex dispensaries” at the same time, and instead of coming up with a coherent statement, his brain just farted out “meat dispensary.”
Axecalibur-
I know right? It reminds me of this scene from the Big Lebowski:
Scildfreja-
So true! I think it is this combined with them being uncomfortable to use the proper words for the parts of the female genitalia. This results in the ridiculous and offensive euphemisms we see in the manosphere.
Again with the ‘women have no proper interests!’ argument.
It’s not gonna be any less ridiculous if you keep repeating it. You see, I’m not a particular social person. I don’t go to parties, I don’t feel the need to have a wide circle of friends, I prefer being at home by myself.
And yet I have met a broad variety of women in my life, all of whom have had fascinating interests, thoughts and beliefs. I’ve met history buffs, writers, scientists, gamers, military women, politicians, horror movie enthusiasts and all other types of people.
On the other hand, the men I have met appeared to have little interest in anything other than sex, games and sports.
Does that make me assume that these men have nothing else going for them? No. Do I believe that all men have these same interests? Hell. No.
Because I’m not an idiot. And I’m aware enough to realize that I simply don’t have very many deep social ties with men, mostly because I work in a predominantely female field and, as I said, I don’t go out much.
In other words, the thinking that women are shallow and boring stems very clearly from never having a particularly deep relationship with any of them.
It’s just sad that MGOTWs lack the self awareness to realize it.
That just about describes my life, though! I always make millionaire men pay for my expensive restaurant meals. If they don’t take me to a place where the dishes are all over $30 and there’s a wine list consisting entirely of private imports, I dump their sorry asses.
Then there’s all the shopping. Mostly for shoes. Men pay for those too, or else I step on them.
Oh, oh, and do you want to hear about the cruises? This summer I went on a cruise to the Poodle Elvis Resort, where you can see poodles dressed like Elvis. It’s been named the 2nd Cheesiest Resort of the world by the Cheesy Resort Index (the 1st is the Fancy Cheese Resort). It’s a lot of fun! I get drunk every day on bright-coloured girly drinks and then have sex with around 21-24 men, whom I choose mostly at random. See, I have all the men in a place stand in a circle, and then I spin the cherry-orange-vodka bottle I’ve just finished. Whoever it lands on is the lucky guy!
Now, I’m trying to work my way up to 37 men, just to live up to Ovendice’s expectations, but I’m facing certain time-management difficulties. There just doesn’t seem to be enough hours in a day!
(c-can I have a cherry orange vodka? That sounds amaze.)
Try an Absolut Mandarin and soda with a little bit of grenadine. That sounds pretty good.
As opposed to MGTOWs, who are boring as f-asterisk-ck and suck at holding conversations unless it’s about how much they hate women.
And I’d rather get into a howling contest with a group of huskies than converse with MGTOWs. Which is only partially because I’m a furry and like pet play and shit.
I don’t think many women are interested in intellectual conversations with the creepy guy masturbating in public. I mean, you’re talking to people who have made an ideology of not dating or having sex with women, you can’t possibly be talking about post-sex.
All men avoid talking to women unless they want to use them for sex, but remember, *we’re* the misandrists.
There’s no avoiding it either with you people.
Because MGTOWs do that all the time?
Unlike MGTOWs.
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ROFLMAO
awesome.
thankyou for that.
Taken literally, this fellow has just admitted that he finds sex boring. For some reason this strikes me as telling.
Translation: “Not all women like the exact same things I like, therefore they are all boring and don’t care about anything interesting, unlike me and the stupid crap I find interesting.”
I’d much rather talk to the most boring woman on the planet than this fascinating gent here, because talking to someone who has absolutely nothing to say is still about a billion times better than trying to talk to someone who can’t stop going on bitter crybaby tirades about women because he never got all the sex he felt entitled to.