Woman-hating internet garbage fire Return of Kings is celebrating the start of the Olympics by lamenting the fact that most of the athletes the US is sending to the games are women.
As regular RoK contributor John Carver figures it, using his very own system of mathematics,
this is actually a sad state of affairs. It means that the U.S. Olympic team will have less than a 50% chance of seeing a real champion, rather than a 2nd rate gold medalist from the weaker sex … .
According to Carver, women just plain suck at sports compared to men, but as I didn’t bother to read that portion of his post I can’t tell you why. Possibly cooties.
In any case, Carver feels that since women athletes will never be as good as men, any gold medals they win don’t really count. And so they shouldn’t be made of real gold.
Whenever female athletes are awarded a “gold medal” at the Olympics, it should just be a giant knockoff of that cheap Hanukkah gelt (chocolate gold coins) that Jewish children get for the holiday season. After the brief surge of excitement that they have won “gold” (and attention whore themselves with it on Instagram), they can peel off the tin foil and feast on the chocolatey goodness inside until it’s all gone. “You go girl!” ?
You can tell it’s funny because of the smiley and the always-fresh use of the phrase “you go girl!”
After all, since women are ultimately just big children, they merely deserve to have big children’s candy. The REAL gold medals should be allocated to the real champions of a sporting discipline’s top tier, which will always be men.
Comedy GOLD!
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@James
Well, there isn’t a women’s major league, so that’ll be a difficult assertion to prove. Still, it’s a travesty, as I would watch the fuck outta the hometown lady club… The Atlantics, maybe bring back the Highlander name. The Excelsior of Brooklyn tho? I’m tuning in and getting the hat!
@Scildfreja
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In addition to Scildfreja, I would like to hand this evenings Comment Section Comedy Award to James, without whom none of this would have been possible!
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Why do these twits still keep referring to men and women as separate species?
Technically, one can argue that every single human male is its own specie, since he can’t produce fertile offspring with any other male. No fertile offspring, different specie. So there is about 2.5 billions different species of human male.
Just doin’ my duty for the cause!
@Ohlmann I personally know nothing about foxes, but on Instagram I follow the account of a woman who has a pet fox called Juniper (juniperfoxx), who I believe is a type of fox that has been bred for fur for so many generations that they are unable to live in the wild, but aren’t fully tame like cats or dogs.
Juniper’s human regularly does informational posts on keeping foxes, and according to her they are *very* difficult for a number of reasons from behaviour to nutritional requirements to emotional needs.
If you’re interested in foxes, her account would probably be the best place to start. Plus, Juniper is absolutely freaking gorgeous.
MGTOW: Never give a women or a white knight the legal, financial, social, physical, financial or psychological power to destroy your life.
ANTI-MGTOW: Say whatever is necessary to keep men from becoming MGTOWs, for our own sake. We need those little disposable betas to keep getting destroyed. It’s good for the womenz and white knightz – dontcha know.
Women and white knights hate beta males. Why? Because they’re ‘good guys’. Women and white knights look down their noses at men capable of responsibility, devotion, love, empathy and compassion. Why? Too boring. Not enough excitement. Easily manipulated. Boring, boring, boring. Plus – there’s a ton of money to be made and much forced wealth transfer to be had to the benefit of women and white knights – which is why ever more anti-male laws and policies need invoking. Beta males, while the engine of society, are the scorn of the earth. They need to be kept in their place – lest women and white knights suffer.
It’s all so simple – yet so difficult to comprehend for those without a clear understanding of women’s and white night’s hatred of 90% of men. How does one counter their hatred? Cut off their life support – which is your eventual destruction. Cut their jugular – their hatred of betas. Simply refuse to leave yourself vulnerable to the laws, policies and social constructs they use to destroy your life. Simple, simple, simple.
Right, okay, sure. No in this thread used breeds to describe humans in any way. Alright.
Fully* domesticated foxes do exist; there’s about 2,000 of them and you can only get one in Russia,for several thousand dollars.
*insofar as that means anything. They’re at least as domesticated as cats or ferrets anyway.
You all betta listen to Jack, ’cause Jack is Jasper now, an Jasper don’t take no guff.
Unless you’re Garnet, cause she’s stronger than you.
@Crys : many thanks !
There’s actually a new episode of Steven Universe coming out today (in the USA) that I’m pretty sure has Jasper in it and I’m excited. Canada got it Friday, and I haven’t spoiled myself, but I’m pretty sure it has Jasper in it.
We’re in the last week of the Steven Universe episodes where some people in the crew were asking people to not seek out spoilers for it, so something juicy is gonna happen, especially considering the special they had last week, which was a doozy.
I can’t wait for the piledriver into my heart, I tell ya.
I haven’t been able to watch the series except for clips here and there, so don’t spoiler for me please! All I’ve been able to determine is that Garnet is Da Best, Peridot is adorkable (nyea-ha-ha-haa!) and the show’s writers and artists are magnificent. Oh, and Stevonnie is a brilliant piece of meaningful storytelling in so many ways.
@Scildfreja
Hey, I’m not spoiling it for anyone, but you really should watch the series. In small doses. So you don’t die of dehydration from all the tears you’ll shed.
If I was going to have a fox as a pet, I would want a fennec because they are possibly the most adorable creatures on the whole planet.
@weirwood : I find all foxes utterly cute. The redness of red fox compensate the smallness of fennec in my heart.
The account sadly show how it’s not meant to be a pet 🙁
@Handsome “Big Jasper” Jack, I know! I want to watch it. It’s just a case of time and other obligations. Do you know how many hours it is? It takes me a long time to ride the feels train. I need to take frequent stops.
Ha, I love that my fox image sidetracked the thread. Ohlmann, I want a Shiba Inu because they have an almost fox-like face. My cat would not allow it, of course, so I admire them from afar at the dog park.
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Seconded, thirded, fourthed and so damn manied. You are simply the best and most wonderfullest (as well as the funniest) <3
Piling onto the appreciation pile for Scildfreja.
And yes, Steven Universe is fun and heart-breaking and heart-healing.
I have just two words for Carver:
Simone Fucking Biles.
Oops. That’s three words.
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Oh look, Mark is Terrance now.
Scildfreja: Each episode is about 15 minutes long, and a lot of the first and a bit of the second season are relatively feels-free.
This latest season has just been one punch to the gut after another, really. ; u ; So much so, that I’m beginning to think it’s making me (more of) a masochist, because I’m really enjoying it.