Woman-hating internet garbage fire Return of Kings is celebrating the start of the Olympics by lamenting the fact that most of the athletes the US is sending to the games are women.
As regular RoK contributor John Carver figures it, using his very own system of mathematics,
this is actually a sad state of affairs. It means that the U.S. Olympic team will have less than a 50% chance of seeing a real champion, rather than a 2nd rate gold medalist from the weaker sex … .
According to Carver, women just plain suck at sports compared to men, but as I didn’t bother to read that portion of his post I can’t tell you why. Possibly cooties.
In any case, Carver feels that since women athletes will never be as good as men, any gold medals they win don’t really count. And so they shouldn’t be made of real gold.
Whenever female athletes are awarded a “gold medal” at the Olympics, it should just be a giant knockoff of that cheap Hanukkah gelt (chocolate gold coins) that Jewish children get for the holiday season. After the brief surge of excitement that they have won “gold” (and attention whore themselves with it on Instagram), they can peel off the tin foil and feast on the chocolatey goodness inside until it’s all gone. “You go girl!” ?
You can tell it’s funny because of the smiley and the always-fresh use of the phrase “you go girl!”
After all, since women are ultimately just big children, they merely deserve to have big children’s candy. The REAL gold medals should be allocated to the real champions of a sporting discipline’s top tier, which will always be men.
Comedy GOLD!
There may be another aspect to John Carver’s resentment. Word is that there is always an amazing amount of sex going on between the athletes. Remember reports of the Sydney 2000 games running out of condoms? This time, the organisers are supplying 450,000 condoms! Gather together a large number of young people in peak physical condition, in an emotionally charged atmosphere, have them minimally dressed a lot of the time, and it’s obvious that a lot of them are going to be horny as hell. So I think Carver may be jealous in more than one way.
@Moggie
I remember reading something about how doing a lot of sport supposedly makes you secrete more of the hormone that influences libido. Or something. I don’t science really well.
Also, the whole article was really an apologia of some rapist sportsdude. So I may have dismissed the “science” altogether while I was busy puking.
@leda atomica
I hate Facebook. I am not on Facebook, and do not intend to be.
I hate the way it is so central to people’s lives.
I used to be on Facebook, right back in the early days, about 2005. I kept my Facebook until 2012, by which time I had 800 friends and quite a few trolls. I left Facebook because of harassment, getting sent dick pics, abusive messages and people spreading lies about me. My mum has Parkinson’s disease and was targeted as well by trolls telling her she should die because she is a burden on the NHS.
I went to the police and they weren’t interested.
I’ve considered going back on, but I don’t want to use my own name in case it happens again, but I keep getting people say I’m ‘missing out’.
If I’m missing out, well, the cons outnumber the pros for me.
So when you see memes of how ‘popular’ women are on Facebook, very often its for very unpleasant reasons.
They are trying to make it awkward for people to be off Facebook, but I doubt I’ll ever go back (which as a musician is a tough decision, because I can’t promote my music anymore)
Hi Virgin Mary. Do you have a Soundcloud account or some other such thing? I would like to hear your music.
Timmark (thanks Axe) is going his own way, which is why he’s decided the best way to share his advice for men is to prominently display it in a space where mostly women will see it.
“I’m just talking to the MEN, okay ladies? I’m real sorry if what you’re reading UPSETS you, but not everything is about your precious princess feelings, alright?? Now, if you happen to read it and choose to completely change your wicked womanly ways, agreeing to be my unpaid sex worker and housecleaner forever, well, I can’t stop you. But this is definitely not about you. It’s about the MEN.”
@Virgin Mary
Sorry to hear about what happened, but for what it’s worth, I don’t think you missed out on anything. I’ve never used facebook and I’ve never felt like I was missing out, it always came off to me as just a narcissism factory anyway.
@Smithshadow
Well those are some…interesting opinions you got there, but if people dismiss you, it’s not because what you’re saying is “forbidden”, it’s because you’re making sweeping generalizations and feminists tend to not take those seriously. In fact, if you just swapped the genders, what you said would be indistinguishable from a MRA rant.
@Dr. Thang, Smithshadow actually did switch genders. They took a MGTOW rant on the previous page and swapped it, presumably to show the MGTOW that it’s just as ridiculous both ways. 🙂
@Viscaria
Wow, well then I don’t know if I should feel stupid or smart right now.
Male supremacy is utterly abominable. I’d love to observe the cognitive dissonance of these PUA pustules they encounter Yulia Vins. A young woman who both conforms to their warped standards of beauty and who exceeds the combined physical strength of Roosh and his acolytes.
Wait if men are supposed to already know about your advice (at least well enough to know its “prohibited thinking”) whats the point of posting it? Also who are you trying to reach in your rant about the dangers of women and “white knights” that you post on a community full of women and “White knights.”
OT: Kristi Winters on YouTube is doing a live stream on a documentary she’s contributing to and there’s also an indiegogo for the movie.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/male-tears-the-hidden-side-of-domestic-violence-canada#/
The fundraiser page shows where the money is allocated. The three men have started a support group for male victims of abuse locally but they want to call more attention to the problem so there are more support systems in place.
Hopefully, the links work (I tried using the link button at the top of the text box)
Edit: It worked but I didn’t want to embed the video for a livestream into a thread.
Dr. Thang: Oh, smart, definitely smart.
@Everyone, thank you for the Mark jokes XD
Hmph! These assholes are just jealous that we are *clearly* superior to *their* kind *tilts nose haughtily*. (Heh…sorry about that, I turn into a snob when I feel my self-esteem threatened…which is way too often ?)
Also I hate hate hate the expression “weaker sex”…I’d like to see those fuckers survive childbirth, or at least a period.
Yeah I never got the whole “weaker sex” thing ever. We’re not the ones with our genitals on the outside for a start. I’ve never given birth but my sister had her first child two years ago and gave me quite the eye popping and soul scarring description of just what goes on. Seems TV lies about it for some reason. And yeah periods, feeling nauseous, bloated and like someone kicked you in the womb for several days is no fun, if I wasn’t on some happy fun extra strength pain medication for my back I’d probably be forcing my doctor to sort me out down there.
@varalys & violet
I watched a documentary that looked at hospital vs. midwife birthing once and watching people in actual pain is so, so much worse than the fake TV pain. Screaming at the top of your lungs is not nearly as scary as quietly whimpering. We’re only the weaker sex if you ignore that gender is not a binary and the only strength you value is upper body. Even then it’s not like someone who doesn’t easily put on muscles in certain areas can’t train hard to do so, it’s just more difficult for them.
The whole “weaker sex” thing started around the time that a lot of upper-class European women started wearing corsets, high heels, heavy layered outfits even in summer, and cosmetics made of lead/mercury/arsenic.
Timmark? Did you post here 5 years ago JTK? Because I was perusing the archives and found some identical screeds.
Or are MGTOW just that monolithic and boring?
@kupo: I don’t think I also realised just what a toll afterwards a birth can have on a woman. My poor sister had a relatively “easy” birth and still looked like she’d been up for seven days straight as well as all the fun repair jobs that happen downstairs and so on. But it was worth it, my nephew is two next week. Have never wanted kids of my own but always wanted to be an auntie and he’s being raised right, his dad is brilliant I’ve known him nearly 20 years when he and my sister met at Uni, totally laid back, funny guy who has taken to fatherhood like a duck to water.
We were having a family get together yesterday due to some rare hot weather here oop north and the nephew was rocking a little Ramones T-shirt and jeans which were soon discarded for the joys of the paddling pool. Such a cutie. It’s his birthday next week, he’s getting a day out at “Digger World”. He’s not having traditional gender roles foisted on him, he decided purely of his own volition that cars, trucks, tractors, trains and other vehicles are his passion. When I treat him I don’t give him sweets I give him a new toy car for his massive collection. He’s basically like I was at that age only a boy not a girl 😀
Zatar, I think Smithshadow is just re-gendering the Red Pill movement for irony… a “Pink Pill” movement, if you will. Or were you joking about misunderstanding?
Huh, I had to look up Trans Am Bike Race. Apparently, in that kind of race it pays to sleep so little you can barely stay on a bike and keep pedaling. I guess if you just slightly underestimate your sleep deprivation level, you end up repeatedly falling over and angrily blaming it on mailboxes. I wonder how the competitors manage to not die in traffic accidents.
Darn it, I’ve missed some action. Ah well, I’ve seen this movie before.
Oh, on a note about the op, our little RoK genius may not have gotten the wish his little chocolate heart was trembling for, but don’t worry! NBC news’ Dan Hicks is here to offer consolation sexism at the Olympics by crediting a gold medal, record breaking swim time to the athletes husband!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/08/07/the-man-responsible-nbc-broadcaster-draws-ire-after-crediting-world-record-to-swimmers-husband/?tid=sm_fb
@smithshadow
While you are waaaaaaaayyyyyyy overstating the case, there is some truth to this. Women as girls aren’t taught how to identify and defend what is theirs, with no apology. And to recognize anyone, male or female, trying to exploit or manipulate them or their lives, should be kicked to the curb ASAP.
Another problem with your premise, is it takes as an axiom it is impossible for women to have relationships with males as equals. This is rubbish.
@Buttercup Q. Skullpants
What that meme really signifies is that the “female” needs to log into FB more than once a year, and the “male” needs to stop checking every 5 seconds to see if that HB7 responded to his friend request.
Now I feel bad. Well, not really. It’s not like they’re this guy
http://chimera.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/ziggytek/blog/2010/04/south-park-facebook3.jpg
@Virgin Mary
I completely understand your facebook frustration. Lately I have spent most of my time talking about how facebook doesn’t follow its own ToS when it comes to online harassment. I just linked a story on my wall about a black woman who got an incredibly detailed death threat from a man on facebook (I cannot even repeat it here, but I will link the article below. I have to warn you if you read the actual threat, it is extremely graphic about methods of kidnapping, torture and murder).
The woman went to the police because she really felt her life was threatened, and they brushed her off. The mans brother was even contacted but he said it was just a joke and the woman had it coming.
The sick part? Masses of people repeatedly reported the man to facebook but the response was eternally the same: This does not break the rules and guidelines of facebook. BUT, people *sharing* this man’s disgusting messages in order to shed light on facebooks policy got SUSPENDED. Even the victim got her account suspended for posting screenshots of what he said.
And this is by far not a unique case. In fact, it’s the rule. Feminist groups get removed on facebook for re-posting some vile thing from an MRA group. When the feminist groups members report the original post it’s not removed, but then the Angry Man Army is sent to report the reposted post and the feminist group gets suspended. I suppose facebooks algorithm automatically removes groups that get flooded with enough reports.
Also I have a huge issue with fb supporting hategroups by letting them fester on their platform.
I haven’t left it because
1) I do have people there who I want to keep contact with and nowadays asking people to Skype or email is the same as asking them to take a plane from across the ocean to come and visit you for a week or two and
2) I’m under a pseudonym in my private profile and under my real name in my artist page so I am able to juggle promoting my paintings and having my private profile as private as possible.
But I totally understand why someone would not want to hang there.
EDIT: Here’s the link!
https://mic.com/articles/136841/this-woman-says-houston-police-brushed-off-her-report-of-gruesome-facebook-death-threats?utm_source=policymicFB&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=social#.DR6ZriSNl
EDIT2: The quote didn’t embed. Ah well.
@BVH
Read Tim’s wall of text on page 1 for context. This is satire. 🙂