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Daily Stormer plans real-world “Army,” offering recruits firearms training, dating tips

Nazi PUA charming the ladies
Nazi PUA charming the ladies

The first rule of Nazi Fight Club, apparently, is that you do talk about Nazi Fight Club. Yesterday, internet Nazi rag The Daily Stormer announced plans to launch local chapters of an “IRL Troll Army” that will enable righteous white dudes “to prepare for the coming race war.”

As the Daily Stormer’s Andrew Anglin explains, this new “army” will organize in local cells, in which aspiring brownshirts will “build bonds, develop brotherhood,” engage in firearms training, organize anti-Black Lives Matter counterprotests and, oh yeah, learn how to pick up chicks.

While the local cells will be “boys only clubs, not singles meet-ups,” Anglin assures potential recruits that they will learn to “hunt and capture your own women as part of the [club’s regular] operations.”

Indeed, Anglin’s pitch for these perhaps-slightly-deceptively-named Stormer Book Clubs devotes more attention to the Picking Up Chicks issue than it does to the whole learning-how-to-shoot-people business.

Apparently the big trick to winning over the ladies is to AVOID TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU THINK HITLER WAS SUPER COOL. Not every HB8 out there on the streets is an Eva Braun in the making.

As I have said many times, I believe the concept of meeting girls who share your beliefs is idiotic, based mainly on Jewish romantic comedy films. You should instead look for normal girls, with whom you will joke around with and not talk about nazism.

Some of you already have girlfriends, but many do not, and for those that don’t, the groups will provide an opportunity to find one.

Anglin envisions little gangs of secret Nazis going girl-hunting together in the streets of America.

The best way to meet women is to approach them in public places during the day time. And this is a lot easier to do with other guys – both for confidence reasons, and because the girls are more into it. You being part of a group marks you as higher value to a girl, instinctively. She recognizes that if she is with you, it won’t just be you protecting her, but your whole crew.

But Anglin leaves the actual mechanics of girl-capture for a later date.

I will at some point in the near future release a guide with further advice on this issue, in case no one in your group knows the drill. In my experience, about ten percent of guys know how to cold approach women on the street and start talking to them. So there is a good chance you’ll have one in your group who can teach you.

The basic concept is you stop a girl with some sort of inquiry which requires them to engage you and then start with the jokey-jokey.

Presumably Anglin will remind new club members to lay off the Anne Frank jokey-jokes, as these do not tend to go over well with women who are not Nazis.

This isn’t the first time that far-right Trump supporters have talked publicly about taking up arms. Back in March, you may recall, there was a good deal of talk amongst The Donald’s creepier fans about the alleged need for a Trump Militia; potato-headed white supremacist Matt Forney, meanwhile, encouraged his fellow Trump supporters to bring guns to the polls.

This neo-Nazi pickup artistry thing is new, though, at least for Anglin and the Daily Stormer. But it makes a certain sense, at least as a recruiting tool.

Anglin has already started making overtures to Men’s Rights Activist types; not that long ago he devoted a post to the alleged evils of women’s suffrage. Dudes who think that men are the truly oppressed gender are more open than most to the notion that whites are the oppressed race.

Anglin’s attempted annexation of PUAland makes even more sense. With most of the manosphere PUA gurus more or less abandoning “game” advice for outright racism, neo-reactionary bloviating and Trump worship, Anglin may see a golden opportunity to move in and pick up those followers of Roosh and Heartiste who still hunger for some alpha male to teach them how to appeal to the Taylor Swift lookalikes of their dreams by telling jokes and trying their best to avoid any mention of Hitler.

So keep an eye out, gals, for pushy brownshirted wisecrackers, traveling in groups, who keep inexplicably referring to you as “fräulein.”

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Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
4 years ago

As a white woman, the idea of a group of white men approaching me and trying to put me in a situation where I’m forced to interact positively with them is fucking terrifying.

I mean, how the fuck do you tell a group of asshole men who think women belong to them “No, thanks”?

They won’t take it kindly, I can tell you that.

In their minds, “property” isn’t supposed to talk back. “Property” is supposed to smile and nod and do as they’re told. And if “property” does decide it wants to talk back, it should be punished.

People already make excuses for men who beat or murder women. I shudder to think about the mental hoops people will jump through to excuse this.

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

@chesselwitt
I remember those guys! Dimly. But stuff like that does stick in my brain.

Franca Viola is my personal inspiration. The media at the time said that she was the first Italian woman to refuse a forced marriage. Even if she wasn’t the first, she was very brave:

The custom of fuitina was widespread in Sicily and continental southern Italy. In theory and in some cases it was an agreed elopement between two youngsters; in practice it was often a forcible kidnapping and rape, followed by a so-called “rehabilitating marriage” (matrimonio riparatore). In 1965, this custom was brought to national attention by the case of Franca Viola, a 17-year-old abducted and raped by a local small-time criminal, with the assistance of a dozen of his friends. When she was returned to her family after a week, she refused to marry her abductor, contrary to local expectation. Her family backed her up, and suffered severe intimidation for their efforts; the kidnappers were arrested and the main perpetrator was sentenced to 11 years in prison.

Wikipedia/Bride Kidnapping

PS: She later married the man she loved.

Miss Edgy Nation
Miss Edgy Nation
4 years ago

I heartily thank Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Bast, Buddha and Cthulhu that I am the wrong age and ethnicity for these irretrievably stupid sacks of toad smegma to approach me.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
4 years ago

Re the mountain man/bride-kidnapping story, are y’all thinking of Kari Swenson?

chesselwitt
chesselwitt
4 years ago

They made a movie about it? What am I saying, of course they did. And it has Joe Don Baker, which causes me to immediately start going “wakachika wakachika” thanks to Mystery Science Theater and Mitchell.

Catalpa
Catalpa
4 years ago

Yeah, getting approached by a large group of dudes would probably make me more likely to smile and listen to them… at least until a chance to make a break for it presented itself because HOLY FUCK NO.

I think these guys may be mistaking nervous “shitshitshit let’s appease these people so that they don’t attack me” smiling for actual “oh I’m having such a pleasant conversation I’m glad this person is talking to me” smiling. That or they’re well aware of how intimidating a whole squad of leering dudes is and are taking full advantage of that fact.

Mortarius
Mortarius
4 years ago

Do these clods interact with any real people?

If a bunch of people approach me in a group (instead of one breaking off the group to come talk to me like any reasonable person does) then I’m thinking best case scenario is a joke being played on me “settle a bet” and worst case is I’m about to be jumped.

That’s seriously intimidating to a man, but they can’t rub the two brain cells it would take together to see how scary that is to a woman who doesn’t know you.

authorialAlchemy
authorialAlchemy
4 years ago

If you’re hunting and capturing women, you’re doing this whole dating thing wrong.

Lordcrowstaff
Lordcrowstaff
4 years ago

Having sex with a Nazi is like building the 1000 year Reich. You get about 1/100 of the promised duration, and it all ends with a sudden, unexpected pull of the trigger.

ROUND! Yo where them Fräuleins at?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ handsome jack

The black armbands for mourning or remembrance is still a thing here. It’s especially used where you can’t wear full morning attire. So you’ll see it worn with sports kits for example.

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4954425.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Paris-tributes.jpg

(Just to confuse matters, in football the team captain wears a black armband anyway but that usually says ‘Captain’ on it)

Kootiepatra
4 years ago

So these guys KNOW that their “crew” is intimidating. That’s the point. They’re supposed to be big and tough and scary enough to dissuade anyone from messing with them.

And women are supposed to find this comforting. Because reasons.

The woman is supposed to magically know that she’s not a target. Well, at least not in the getting-beaten-up way. At least not yet.

It’s the same willful ignorance internet dudebros get into when they go, “Wahhh, some woman was alarmed by my presence, how dare she think all men are potential rapists,” etc. Because only Very Bad Men are rapists, obvy, and this guy is clearly one of the Good Ones, and of course women should be able to tell the difference at a glance. He believes he deserves to be trusted implicitly. He believes that women ought to assume he’s benevolent. (Never mind that these same dudebros are grade-A victim blamers who wouldn’t hesitate to berate a woman for hanging out with the wrong people, and she should have known better, etc.)

“What? Me and my crew ganged up on you and you had the temerity to feel threatened by us, the last remaining bastions of civilization? What gall! You should be able to see that we are Nice Guys(TM)!”

Except in this case the Nice Guys(TM) are literally Nazis, so.

EJ (The Other One) - on Holiday

Paris is beautiful in summer. La Défense in particular always fills me with hope for what humanity could be if we learned to reject our worst impulses. This city makes me optimistic.

I hope everyone else is having a great August.

I also hope that Anglin and the PUAs get together and become best friends. They deserve one another, and the rest of us deserve to be rid of them. We have a better tomorrow to build, after all.

Carayak
Carayak
4 years ago

Being approached by groups of strange men who force me to engage is in my top ten list of things I hope don’t happen to me while walking down the street. Now there’s a non-zero chance of being approached by Nazi Pua’s? If it weren’t for all the Pokemon, I might swear off going outside.

Kevin
Kevin
4 years ago

Kind of reminds me of the old Channel 4 sitcom ‘Fairly Secret Army,’
and the crackpot intentions of Reggie Perrin’s brother in law in the BBC sitcom that spawned the idea…

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
4 years ago

I’ll pass on Volkemon Go, thanks.

You being part of a group marks you as higher value to a girl, instinctively.

Nothing says “high value” like a group of creeps that have banded together in an attempt to pool their social skills into an approximation of a person. Women love being claimed as property by a collective.

You should instead look for normal girls, with whom you will joke around with and not talk about nazism.

“Normal” girls. Golly, I can’t imagine why there aren’t enough Nazi breeding vessels girls to go around. White supremacy has so much to offer women.

If your pickup strategy consists of “suppress your repellant beliefs long enough to trick women into putting out”, maybe it’s time to re-examine your belief system? It’s the equivalent of slapping Axe on a skunky, unwashed armpit.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ Kevin

You might be into something; although unlike the MRA lot Jimmy was against rapists.

[Jimmy is explaining to Reggie what kinds of people his secret army will be against]

Jimmy Anderson: Wreckers of law and order. Communists, Maoists, Trotskyists, neo-Trotskyists, crypto-Trotskyists, union leaders, Communist union leaders, atheists, agnostics, long-haired weirdos, short-haired weirdos, vandals, hooligans, football supporters, namby-pamby probation officers, rapists, papists, papist rapists, foreign surgeons – headshrinkers, who ought to be locked up, Wedgwood Benn, keg bitter, punk rock, glue-sniffers, “Play For Today”, Clive Jenkins, Roy Jenkins, Up Jenkins, up everybody’s, Chinese restaurants – why do you think Windsor Castle is ringed with Chinese restaurants?

Reginald Perrin: You realise the sort of people you’re going to attract, don’t you, Jimmy? Thugs, bully-boys, psychopaths, sacked policemen, security guards, sacked security guards, racialists, Paki-bashers, queer-bashers, Chink-bashers, anybody-bashers, rear Admirals, queer admirals, Vice Admirals, fascists, neo-fascists, crypto-fascists, loyalists, neo-loyalists, crypto-loyalists.

Jimmy Anderson: Do you think so? I thought recruitment might be difficult.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ buttercup

Volkemon Go

Brillant! Assume I’ve posted one of those congratulatory meme pictures!

Weren’t they arguing a while back though that spouting Nazi rhetoric was a good pick up technique?

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
4 years ago

I’m sure these folks will be delighted.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/08/article-2492888-194B1BB900000578-103_634x475.jpg

(Billy Graham’s 90th Birthday)

Falconer
Falconer
4 years ago

@Tabby Lavalamp:

“Also, those of you with visible swastika tattoos, ummmm…”

I hear they make a good concealer for that nowadays.

varalys the dark
4 years ago

OMGee, I love that scene from The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin. That show was amazingly good. I first saw it as a callow youth in the 80’s when it was first repeated and have only grown to love more as I get older. I have nothing to add to this discussion, just that I love the breadth of folks knowledge about things here, both important and trivial 🙂

runsinbackground
runsinbackground
4 years ago

Yeah, Graham Senior certainly looks delighted to be photographed in such august company. Graham Junior is the one who’s in bed with the Neo-Nazis, trotting his saintly but senile father out on important campaign stops.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ varalys

I didn’t get where I am today by not loving Reggie Perrin.

It was both ‘great’ and ‘super’ 🙂

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
4 years ago

is anybody else picturing a Nazi version of Borat? “HELLO NORMAL HUMAN FEMALE! I AM NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE REICH! INSTEAD I MAKE JOKEY-JOKEY. IS VERRRY NIIIIICE”

(((Hambeast))) Now With Extra Parentheses
(((Hambeast))) Now With Extra Parentheses
4 years ago

Alpine, Rn – Actually I was picturing a concussed Basil Fawlty shouting “Don’t mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.”

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
4 years ago

@Hambeast- ooooh that’s a good one too 🙂 “hello Normal Lady, my friends and I are IN NO WAY NAZIS! just so you know! in case, for some reason, you thought we were!”

varalys the dark
4 years ago

@Alan: Marry me :p

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ varalys

Aww, that’s the best offer I’ve ever had (quite a few recently but that’s more a post Brexit – I’ve got dual nationality thing). You have excellent taste in comics though and you write brilliantly (loving your blog) so I’m really flattered.

Also, you’re very interesting and contrary to the other thread, that is a big thing 🙂

Ellesar
Ellesar
4 years ago

Alpine RN – Borat has already been portrayed as a virulent anti Semite. I wasn’t really a fan, but I thought that Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat singing ‘throw the Jew down the well, and make my people free’ in a redneck bar was hysterically funny.

varalys the dark
4 years ago

@Alan: Aww thanks *blush* My blog is a little thing I do mainly because my mental health decided it needed something to keep me busy. But I’m always pleased when I get hits and a positive response, considering how unwelcoming comicdom can be to women. I’m thankful I have only had one abusive MRA style comment that actually so amused me in its total wrongness and misreading of the comic scene in question, that I let it stand with a snarky comment in response.

Also, you too are interesting. I’m always happy when I bump into people online who have the same cultural reference points as I do. Although I like places like this site where I have learned so much more, my mind egg has duly expanded since I began coming here. Also my desktop folder of animated cat gifs has expanded tenfold, which is also good.

Orion
Orion
4 years ago

Weren’t they arguing a while back though that spouting Nazi rhetoric was a good pick up technique?

Yes, but that was for apps like Tinder and OKCupid. It actually does make sense that online and offline advice would be different — on the internet, you can just send Nazi propaganda to hundreds of women and assume that at some point one will be a Nazi or be Nazi-curious.

Flora
Flora
4 years ago

Nazi-curious is my Ted Nugent cover band name.

Matt
Matt
4 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw:

You might be into something; although unlike the MRA lot Jimmy was against rapists.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find Nazi MRAs convincing themselves that “overcoming last-minute resistance” to pass on their pure Aryan seed isn’t rape but consensual interracial sex is. They’d basically consider it a property crime…

(((Hambeast))) Now With Extra Parentheses
(((Hambeast))) Now With Extra Parentheses
4 years ago

I know I’m necro-ing at this point, but I just read Alpine’s response to my Fawlty Towers post, which reminded me that the “North Minehead Bye Election” sketch by Monty Python works there, too!

I kind of picture MRA meetups being like that; some fascist fellow (Mr. Hilter) preaching to his two followers (Heinrich Bimmler and Ron Vibbentropp) with a couple of wayward children and a farmer standing by and being confused by them.

The vox pops are priceless:
(off camera interviewer) “What do you think of Mr. Hilter’s policies?”
(hayseed farmer)”Well, I don’t like the sound of these ‘ere ‘boncentration bamps'”

Lea
Lea
4 years ago

Hunt and capure?
Aproach lone women in groups of other Nazis?

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

Barry
Barry
4 years ago

There’s a few funny aspects to all these replies from women who are so ‘disgusted’ by nazi men. For a start, these women seem to think that they’re entitled to reject all men except the prince they still think is coming along any day now. That’s fine, no problem. But in no way shape or form are you entitled to thieve the resources of the other males through welfare, single mothers payments or alimony until Prince Charming comes along. Well see who outlasts who in terms of dating, when all the stolen wealth is returned. And no more is forthcoming.

Second, let’s look at economic conditions under socialism or more accurately ‘communism’ that these princesses think they are entitled to. Under their ‘wealth sharing’ socialism they seem to think can go on forever, literally millions of people have and will starve to death because it simply cannot work in the long term.

Under national socialism Adolf Hitler may peace be upon him restored a bankrupt, starving and destitute people to the wealthiest nation on earth in less than six years. These ‘nazis’ that these ignorant modern women are so disgusted by – presided over a system that saw Germany modernise and rebuild to the point where the English and Russian co temporaries were forbidden to socialise with landing German cruise ship customers ‘lest they discover how much better the average Germans life was in terms of material wealth and happiness .

It is precisely these retarded ignorant women that must be restricted from voting. We don’t let children vote – because they are simply too uninformed to make long term decisions. The same goes for just about every retard who has posted comments here.

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