The first rule of Nazi Fight Club, apparently, is that you do talk about Nazi Fight Club. Yesterday, internet Nazi rag The Daily Stormer announced plans to launch local chapters of an “IRL Troll Army” that will enable righteous white dudes “to prepare for the coming race war.”
As the Daily Stormer’s Andrew Anglin explains, this new “army” will organize in local cells, in which aspiring brownshirts will “build bonds, develop brotherhood,” engage in firearms training, organize anti-Black Lives Matter counterprotests and, oh yeah, learn how to pick up chicks.
While the local cells will be “boys only clubs, not singles meet-ups,” Anglin assures potential recruits that they will learn to “hunt and capture your own women as part of the [club’s regular] operations.”
Indeed, Anglin’s pitch for these perhaps-slightly-deceptively-named Stormer Book Clubs devotes more attention to the Picking Up Chicks issue than it does to the whole learning-how-to-shoot-people business.
Apparently the big trick to winning over the ladies is to AVOID TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU THINK HITLER WAS SUPER COOL. Not every HB8 out there on the streets is an Eva Braun in the making.
As I have said many times, I believe the concept of meeting girls who share your beliefs is idiotic, based mainly on Jewish romantic comedy films. You should instead look for normal girls, with whom you will joke around with and not talk about nazism.
Some of you already have girlfriends, but many do not, and for those that don’t, the groups will provide an opportunity to find one.
Anglin envisions little gangs of secret Nazis going girl-hunting together in the streets of America.
The best way to meet women is to approach them in public places during the day time. And this is a lot easier to do with other guys – both for confidence reasons, and because the girls are more into it. You being part of a group marks you as higher value to a girl, instinctively. She recognizes that if she is with you, it won’t just be you protecting her, but your whole crew.
But Anglin leaves the actual mechanics of girl-capture for a later date.
I will at some point in the near future release a guide with further advice on this issue, in case no one in your group knows the drill. In my experience, about ten percent of guys know how to cold approach women on the street and start talking to them. So there is a good chance you’ll have one in your group who can teach you.
The basic concept is you stop a girl with some sort of inquiry which requires them to engage you and then start with the jokey-jokey.
Presumably Anglin will remind new club members to lay off the Anne Frank jokey-jokes, as these do not tend to go over well with women who are not Nazis.
This isn’t the first time that far-right Trump supporters have talked publicly about taking up arms. Back in March, you may recall, there was a good deal of talk amongst The Donald’s creepier fans about the alleged need for a Trump Militia; potato-headed white supremacist Matt Forney, meanwhile, encouraged his fellow Trump supporters to bring guns to the polls.
This neo-Nazi pickup artistry thing is new, though, at least for Anglin and the Daily Stormer. But it makes a certain sense, at least as a recruiting tool.
Anglin has already started making overtures to Men’s Rights Activist types; not that long ago he devoted a post to the alleged evils of women’s suffrage. Dudes who think that men are the truly oppressed gender are more open than most to the notion that whites are the oppressed race.
Anglin’s attempted annexation of PUAland makes even more sense. With most of the manosphere PUA gurus more or less abandoning “game” advice for outright racism, neo-reactionary bloviating and Trump worship, Anglin may see a golden opportunity to move in and pick up those followers of Roosh and Heartiste who still hunger for some alpha male to teach them how to appeal to the Taylor Swift lookalikes of their dreams by telling jokes and trying their best to avoid any mention of Hitler.
So keep an eye out, gals, for pushy brownshirted wisecrackers, traveling in groups, who keep inexplicably referring to you as “fräulein.”
@Hambeast- ooooh that’s a good one too 🙂 “hello Normal Lady, my friends and I are IN NO WAY NAZIS! just so you know! in case, for some reason, you thought we were!”
@Alan: Marry me :p
@ varalys
Aww, that’s the best offer I’ve ever had (quite a few recently but that’s more a post Brexit – I’ve got dual nationality thing). You have excellent taste in comics though and you write brilliantly (loving your blog) so I’m really flattered.
Also, you’re very interesting and contrary to the other thread, that is a big thing 🙂
Alpine RN – Borat has already been portrayed as a virulent anti Semite. I wasn’t really a fan, but I thought that Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat singing ‘throw the Jew down the well, and make my people free’ in a redneck bar was hysterically funny.
@Alan: Aww thanks *blush* My blog is a little thing I do mainly because my mental health decided it needed something to keep me busy. But I’m always pleased when I get hits and a positive response, considering how unwelcoming comicdom can be to women. I’m thankful I have only had one abusive MRA style comment that actually so amused me in its total wrongness and misreading of the comic scene in question, that I let it stand with a snarky comment in response.
Also, you too are interesting. I’m always happy when I bump into people online who have the same cultural reference points as I do. Although I like places like this site where I have learned so much more, my mind egg has duly expanded since I began coming here. Also my desktop folder of animated cat gifs has expanded tenfold, which is also good.
Yes, but that was for apps like Tinder and OKCupid. It actually does make sense that online and offline advice would be different — on the internet, you can just send Nazi propaganda to hundreds of women and assume that at some point one will be a Nazi or be Nazi-curious.
Nazi-curious is my Ted Nugent cover band name.
@Alan Robertshaw:
I wouldn’t be surprised to find Nazi MRAs convincing themselves that “overcoming last-minute resistance” to pass on their pure Aryan seed isn’t rape but consensual interracial sex is. They’d basically consider it a property crime…
I know I’m necro-ing at this point, but I just read Alpine’s response to my Fawlty Towers post, which reminded me that the “North Minehead Bye Election” sketch by Monty Python works there, too!
I kind of picture MRA meetups being like that; some fascist fellow (Mr. Hilter) preaching to his two followers (Heinrich Bimmler and Ron Vibbentropp) with a couple of wayward children and a farmer standing by and being confused by them.
The vox pops are priceless:
(off camera interviewer) “What do you think of Mr. Hilter’s policies?”
(hayseed farmer)”Well, I don’t like the sound of these ‘ere ‘boncentration bamps'”
Hunt and capure?
Aproach lone women in groups of other Nazis?
Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.
There’s a few funny aspects to all these replies from women who are so ‘disgusted’ by nazi men. For a start, these women seem to think that they’re entitled to reject all men except the prince they still think is coming along any day now. That’s fine, no problem. But in no way shape or form are you entitled to thieve the resources of the other males through welfare, single mothers payments or alimony until Prince Charming comes along. Well see who outlasts who in terms of dating, when all the stolen wealth is returned. And no more is forthcoming.
Second, let’s look at economic conditions under socialism or more accurately ‘communism’ that these princesses think they are entitled to. Under their ‘wealth sharing’ socialism they seem to think can go on forever, literally millions of people have and will starve to death because it simply cannot work in the long term.
Under national socialism Adolf Hitler may peace be upon him restored a bankrupt, starving and destitute people to the wealthiest nation on earth in less than six years. These ‘nazis’ that these ignorant modern women are so disgusted by – presided over a system that saw Germany modernise and rebuild to the point where the English and Russian co temporaries were forbidden to socialise with landing German cruise ship customers ‘lest they discover how much better the average Germans life was in terms of material wealth and happiness .
It is precisely these retarded ignorant women that must be restricted from voting. We don’t let children vote – because they are simply too uninformed to make long term decisions. The same goes for just about every retard who has posted comments here.
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