Say what you will about the meme-makers at the Going GHOST – MGTOW Facebook page, but you have to give them credit for one thing: their laser-like focus on the issues that truly matter to men.
And I don’t mean silly frivolous fluff like prison rape or workplace safety or prostate cancer. No, I mean the issues that REALLY matter. Like ladies night. And hot chicks playing video games in their underwear.
Let’s take a look at these and other totally important issues they raise.
1) Females today being a bunch of ugly lesbians
2) The aforementioned Ladies Night
3) Hot babes playing video games in their underwear
4) Hot babes getting more “likes” on Facebook for their cosplay pics than I got for my totally awesome Batman costume, no, I’m not bitter
5) Women dressing up as sexy Darth Vader even though they probably don’t even know who he is, probably!
6) Females doing Yoga wrong, and also having jobs and voting
Clearly the only way to deal with a society this corrupt is to Go Your Own Way and live a life of quiet dignity like Henry David Thoreau devote all your free time to yelling about how women suck on the internet.
@dslucia
I figured it was a knock on how unlady-like the women on here are.
@kupo:
Well, I bet it was both. If he’s been here “many times” then he ought to know that everyone here isn’t just a woman, and since manospherians hate women and men and don’t acknowledge the existence of anyone else…
My name really is Pocket Nerd: Pocket Julian Nerd IV. (It’s an old family name and my family is very traditional — both my mothers and all three of my fathers.)
I post under my real name in defiance of the abuse I am likely to receive from people who hate nerds, pockets, and Julians.
I post under an alias because I don’t want anyone finding out my real name is Bamboo Harvester.
Tim, nobody here thinks about you at all. Except to breathe a huge sigh of relief when you finally stick your flounce (or get bounced by David, whichever comes first).
Sorry to disappoint you, but nobody reads walls of cut-and-paste BS, much less mulls over it thinking “hmmm, maybe that asshole has a point!”. Even I skimmed it to get to the better stuff below you. And I have a long attention span.
I am actually a Joe B, though my name is so generic I could spell it all out and it’d still be hard to track me down.
Tim my real name is CatPlant Li Chu. I was sent from the SouthEast Asian Alliance to infiltrate the American feminist sphere and learn of contemporary feminist and MRA thoughts and behaviors. Right now as you speak my superiors are already finding more ways to spread the word of FemWO.
@Tim: I thought “dipshit” was a very accurate diagnosis. Everything you say has been said here many, many times, and none of it gets any less false in repetition. For example, men get longer prison sentences in part because they tend to have longer criminal records which include much greater violence. Men pay more alimony because they tend to make more money and tend not to take anything close to the same day-to-day responsibility for their children.
We get that you don’t like the trend toward women getting closer to equality in society — and that trend isn’t going to change — so it would be much better for your mental health and for peace in society if you would, in fact, Go Your Own Freakin’ Way as soon as humanly possible.
A troll, a troll! Woo-hoo, a… Oh, wait. It’s just one of those again. Sigh. There I was getting excited.
Where have all the good trolls gone, long time passing?
Where have all the good trolls gone, long time ago?
Where have all the good trolls gone?
Mammoths mocked them every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the mammoths gone, long time passing?
Where have all the mammoths gone, long time ago?
Where have all the mammoths gone?
Manly men killed them every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the manly men gone, long time passing?
Where have all the manly men gone, long time ago?
Where have all the manly men gone?
Women cucked them every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the women gone, long time passing?
Where have all the women gone, long time ago?
Where have all the women gone?
Turned to feminism every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the fem’nists gone, long time passing?
Where have all the fem’nists gone, long time ago?
Where have all the fem’nists gone?
Dingbats trolled them every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Where have all the good trolls gone, long time passing?
Where have all the good trolls gone, long time ago?
Where have all the good trolls gone?
Mammoths mocked them every one.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Ok, so that got away from me and doesn’t actually make much sense. Apologies to anyone who likes the song.
One thing I did notice in passing in the copypasta, though, is the claim that women were handed equality on a platter the moment they asked for it. I still haven’t stopped laughing at the thought of what Emmeline Pankhurst would say to that.
NO U.
Seriously though, why didn’t Katie inform me of this change in strategy? I thought we were still sending men to the
dangerousbon bon mines, not sleeping with them and then having their kids and leaving them alone forever???No really, I’m being totes serious now, how would this work as a “feminist strategy”, Timmy? Please, I’m inviting you to mansplain this to me, a feminist, feminine-presenting person.
Because I’m pretty sure what I described is the exact opposite of what a lot of feminists want. We don’t want to stop being feminists, and we certainly don’t want to sleep with you, let alone raise your kids.
Do you even have reading comprehension, bro? Or did you just kinda skim it and then filled in the blanks with what you thought I said?
Awww,feeling oppressed Timmy? Well here’s a song about your stuggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk6gjqMrOy8
Julian’s sliding down now. Phryne’s been replaced…
@Pocket Nerd – I laughed so hard at your comment that I had a coughing fit and scared the kitties.
I, too, courageously post under my real name and in fact my real picture; I am indeed a criminally adorable anime character. It’s a strategic double-bluff.
btw, Scildfreja, if you’re reading, you are missed 🙂
Ugh, descriptivism! So gauche, so pedestrian, so etc etc… I got tired of my own joke mid-sentence, so never mind.
Question: Is “da” instead of “the” used so much in common American English though that descriptivists consider it a correctness condition? I would literally not know (being one, not American, and two, not a linguist) but from what I can hear in popular media that doesn’t seem to be the case.
how do we embed video?
I want to see this silver platter. Where is this miraculous vessel of instant equality enshrined? Because somehow, I get the feeling that I’ll have to start saving a few of my feminine 77-cent dollars to make that pilgrimage…
I am truly a Victorious Parasol. With ruffles.
Now my mental image of PocketNerd is Dr. Julian Bashir from DS9.
You..aren’t a panda are you?
EDIT: PocketNerd, you shall be missed.
Imo Julian is the most interesting Roman Emperor.
Thus Spake Zarakupo:
If only I were so handsome and talented.
@ joeb
Surely it was Eliga…Egileb…Ebileg….Sod it. You’re right, let’s go with Julian.
@ handsome jack
Nope, that’s your gig, so definitely won’t intrude.
@Hoax
‘Da’ is often used to phonetically spell ‘the’ in the African American Vernacular or Ebonics. It seems, both in writing and speaking, to be more used by those mimicking the dialect than actual speakers. We tend to just spell out ‘the’. Easier that way. At best, it’s an extremely rare corruption (or if there’s a better, descriptivist word than ‘corrution’)
Also not a linguist, BTW
I have a confession to make.
I admit that I probably haven’t seen a thousand dicks. A few hundred maybe, if ones on the internet count, but not a thousand. I’m working on it, but there’s only so many hours in a day and I have better things to do than look at dick pics 24/7.