So everyone’s favorite woman-hating garbage site Return of Kings has a new post up detailing “4 Signs That Modern Women Have Become Petulant Children.”
After explaining why women are “attention whores” (sign 1) who think that they can have jobs and family at the same time (sign 2) and who all turn into cheating sluts after you marry them when they’re teenagers (sign 3), RoK contributor Michael Sebastian drops the TRUTH BOMB that despite having vaginas women have no skills. Except for the ones who do, but these mannish girls are also bad.
Sebastian, proud author of the self-published book Staying Married in a Degenerate Age, tells men that, sadly, women don’t have the skills to pay the bills:
Like small children, most modern women have no skills.
Back while I was in the dating market, I noticed that most girls were useless.
Of course, in the very next sentence Sebastian informs his readers that women shouldn’t actually have any skills that might be worth something on the job market:
Men should not expect women to have the same marketable skills that men have.
Except the allegedly totally unmarketable skill of cooking:
Women are supposed to be complementary. In the past, this meant that girls would have the skills necessary to be homemakers. But most modern women are not able to boil water, much less cook a meal. They are often slobs. They often do not want children and those who do want children think motherhood consists of laying by the pool while sipping Kahlua mudslides.
To be fair, motherhood can involve that sometimes, as can fatherhood, but never mind.
Most modern women don’t have the skills that would allow them to earn a lot of money. They might have a degree, but it is in something useless like avant-garde poetry, or gender studies.
Ha ha! No one ever hires anyone with a Gender Studies degree, except perhaps all those people who do hire them.
But ladies, don’t even think about majoring in some MANLY major that’ll score you the big bucks. Because that’ll make you even ickier!
On the other hand, the few women who do have marketable skills have jettisoned anything that made them feminine: charm, the capacity to nurture, and the ability to be receptive.
A charmless man complaining that women are charmless.
In other words, most modern women, like very small children, have no skills. The only thing they bring to a relationship is their vagina. Unlike children though, they have no excuse.
That last bit is … really … badly … worded.
1v1 me in a design contest, scrublord.
In all seriousness though: I have one of those “useless” degrees that people are like “So you just sit at a computer all day? What an easy job!”.
And it irritates the shit out of me.
Because if it wasn’t for people in my profession, everything would be in plain white packages with black text, no company would have a logo, no shirts would have printed graphics, and websites would like bland as cardboard.
No, my job is NOT easy, despite not frequently doing physical activity or being on my feet all day. If it were, people wouldn’t have to hire people like me.
Wow, that is odd, I wrote the same article today, but imploring men to get some damn skills LOL
It’s not that we can’t cook meals or do laundry for misogynists. It’s just that we don’t want to.
…Says a man who considers one of his skills to be writing when it very clearly isn’t.
These are the same men who cry because women get educations, jobs, friends, lovers and hobbies instead of becoming servants to Alphalfas?
The same men who claim that only women have child raising skills?
The same men who claim women rule the world without ever lifting a finger?
…because if that were true, we’d have one hell of a skill set and one he thinks men do not have.
Sour, sour grapes.
TIL, people (or at least womz) are like… closets. a finite amount of space to hold things. if you want to put something new in that space, like the ability to, say, program computers, you have to remove something else first, like “charm.”
education is apparently a zero sum game. you can never really improve, just change what you’re good at.
I’m not so good at reading body language, but the women in the photo seems to be recoiling in horror, perhaps from the turtleneck?
@WWTH: Agreed. They like to pull this childish bullshit of “If you can’t or won’t do it on demand, then you obviously can’t do it at all!”
And it doesn’t actually work that way, but try explaining that to them.
I don’t do spec work for anyone, let alone angry man babies who aren’t happy with anything women do.
I mean, why would I bother if they’re just going to whine about everything that’s up to their reality-divorced standards?
I had to put up with that shit from an abusive parent, and I’m sure as hell not going to put up with it from anyone else.
I consider myself as modern as the next woman — maybe even postmodern.
I’m sure that Michael Sebastian would consider my editing skills useless. But I can add a comma or take out a comma (and maybe do some other stuff) and make a piece of writing shine.
WTF. My high, squeaky voice, tendency to get cold easily, and narrow feet remain intact.
Of course, other feminine-type people may identify different things that make them feminine.
Now you’ve gone too far, Michael Sebastian. I am a modern woman with loads of femininity, plus I am an accomplished boiler of water.
Pro tip: I pour it over a teabag and enjoy a nice cuppa. Try it!
PS: “Not able to boil water”? Michael Sebastian, that is certainly a fresh image. Don’t let any wrong-headed editor try to tell you it’s a cliche.
So it’s become increasingly clear that when these scrublords say “most women” it really just means “at least one woman that I’ve met”.
I am noting a lot of psychological projection. I notice that in the entry where roosh complains about toilet paper and noticed that the chart reversed would be right in roosh’ alley. They complain of women sleeping with other people even though they don’t mind that they act as “man sluts” . I am sorry for using that word.
Sorry, Mammotheers, the bad news keeps coming. My heart goes out to everyone affected by this, especially French Mammotheers. Stay strong. Stay safe.
73 dead in Nice, France, terror attack
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/14/truck-crashes-into-crowd-at-bastille-day-celebrations-in-nice2/
…”Back while I was in the dating market, I noticed that most girls were useless.”…
Please tell me that this quoted portion means he’s finally figured out that dating is not for him nor will it EVER be, barring of course a random miracle where he is turned into a ‘decent human being’ by the blue fairy or whoever is in charge of said miracles? And that in light of this discovery he’s made, no longer goes to places to harass until possible acquiescence or to attempt to trick women into being with him?
For the record, Mike-cupcake, it’s not that women are useless, it’s that they have no interest in utilizing their skills for your benefit.
The ability to be receptive. Receptive to what, exactly? The shitty advances of a man who wants me to be his maid and broodmare? The notion of letting said man have his way all the time? The idea of giving up my autonomy so that he can be happy?
No thanks.
ETA:
I just saw Kat’s post and I might be sick. I’m reading the information coming from the BBC and it is absolutely horrifying.
@msexception: It does seem to hinge on what he considers “useful”, doesn’t it?
For someone who whines that women are “entitled”, he sure does expect a lot of unpaid labor from his
house slaves“prospective wives”.How are we feeemales not lining up for this catch?! [/sarcasm]
I love this. It’s like an Onion headline. “Misogynist Filters Out Intelligent, Skilled Women; Complains That Women Aren’t Intelligent Or Skilled”.
I think it’s a combination of seeing women as defective appliances that aren’t fulfilling their true purpose, and having no clue what the purpose actually is. “What?! This blender won’t cut this piece of wood in half? Useless piece of crap!”
I have nothing to add, really; everything has been said quite eloquently already.
And yet… I can’t help but feel some pity for these human garbage piles, even as I marvel at the eye-burning stench.
I have literally never met a woman with no marketable skills.
Waaaaait… isn’t he one of the dudes who’ll only date women below 20 because THE WAAAALL ?
That would explain a lot.
Something, something, hammers, something, something nails.
Or in this case, “When you have bigoted beliefs, everything to the contrary looks like a personal attack on you and your way of life.”
I’m a nurse (I do research). Before that, I was a language teacher (two other than English). We all know that’s all highly unskilled work, amirite???
Well, having a vagina can very much be a marketable skill. But that’s all disgusting [slurs] and such, yadda yadda, outrage outrage
Seconding the ‘receptive, ew’ sentiment. Your junk is not a gift, asswipe! Then again, considering who he works for, asswipe mayn’t be the best insult
Unrelated, but isn’t Turtleneck Dude the late great Richard Deacon from the Dick Van Dyke Show?
Interesting choice for this particular ad, since I’m pretty sure he was gay.
@dlouwe
Are you sure it’s not “a woman a saw in a movie once”?
…which, I’m sure, is of the same quality as so many other self-published tomes on How To Be A Man Who Is Generally Retrograde And Shitty To Women.
I.e., below bargain-sub-basement.
Ahem. THIS modern woman grows her own veggies, cooks well (not that I’d ever invite you to eat, Mikey), knows her way around a wine list, makes her own clothes (both sewn and knitted/crocheted), and can translate from multiple languages. Have YOU any marketable skills, bro?
Translation: This dude’s an Old Fart who specifically chased the “useless” types because they made him feel smart. And even they didn’t want him, because they’re not THAT “useless”.
And what might THOSE be? Please to elucidate, or STFU.
>guffaw<
Actually, I can do all that and then some. I even LIKE to cook, because I also like to EAT. But, as I said above…the way you talk, Mikey, you’ll never be invited to dinner at Casa Bina. Sorry, NOT sorry.
I smell projection here. Men who expect women to wait on them hand and foot generally ARE, aren’t they.
Well, I don’t want kids, that’s true. But that’s just me, doing me. I don’t know anyone who DOES want them AND thinks it’s all pools and sweet boozy drinks, either. But again, Mikey…thanks for airing your own little projections and fantasies, sorry as they are!
I wouldn’t call either of those things useless. Smart people generally don’t.
And, pray tell me, Mikey…what’s YOUR degree in? Male Chauvinism 010? Yeah, really marketable skill that, as demonstrated by your bestselling status on the self-published books list. >snurklesnort<
CITATION NEEDED. Your mere manly say-so ain’t enough.
And even assuming that’s true, did you ever think that maybe it’s because they have to thread a minefield of severely sexist dudes who don’t want them in that particular line of work, and who are doing all they can to make it unpleasant, thus forcing the women to armor up? No, Mikey, of course you didn’t. Because you’re a shallow and shoddy thinker at best.
Er. Am I reading this all wonky, or does it sound like he seriously lusts after kiddie vagina? Ugh.
Very sad to find out that my PhD in psychology, which I use to treat Veterans with PTSD, is so useless. Boo hoo 🙁
@Dreemr
Yes! I didn’t think anyone else would recognize him. He was always so funny on that show.