So our dear old friend Matt Forney, the neo-Naziesque internet doofus, has found himself suspended from Twitter (again), shortly after posting an assortment of tweets so wildly homophobic they even managed to offend the lovely Milo Yiannopoulos and his internet horde.
According to noted free speech expert Matt Forney, Matt Forney was suspended “because I was guilty of Being Conservative on Twitter.”
Evidently the powers that be decided at their latest meeting that Forney constitutes A SOMEWHAT SMALLISH THREAT TO THE NARRATIVE, and thus must be silenced, sort of, by not being allowed to use one of the many social media platforms available to him.
Twitter may be picking on me because I’m popular enough to be a threat to the leftist narrative yet small enough that they can silence me without causing much of an uproar.
Naturally, the rule-abiding Forney, who insists he “wasn’t doing anything that could be considered a violation of the Terms of Service” has violated these same Terms of Service by setting up a new Twitter account to get around the ban. Just like he did the last time he was banned, if I recall correctly.
As for Milo, Forney insists that
I like Milo … but I question how much longer a guy who brags about having gay sex with black men can call himself a conservative.
Here’s some examples of the kind of TRUTH* that Twitter will be shielding us from.
NOTE: aforementioned TRUTH* should not be confused with real truth.
How will the world’s Twitterers survive being deprived of these insights, at least if said Twitterers don’t bother to subscribe to Forney’s “backup” Twitter account?
Nightmare, sweetie.
Sorry. I just wanted to use that gif again.
And speaking of gifs, in case any excessively literal-minded hostile readers are reading this, please note that this post contains
@kupo
Fat people are cute, including myself. Terrible people love to show how terrible they are. Good people don’t show their goodness enough. We don’t need to care about the terrible ones, because we know being terrible is wrong. 🙂 And being good is good!
I can’t sleep.
@IP
Try harder, mayhaps?
@weirdwood:
I have every respect for ‘fat’ people, except for fat blobs like Matt Forney, who despite their imbecility still think they’re G-d’s gift to women.
Sorry, no fat shaming here…
A reasonable critique of Forney and his rancid brain farts would be like fitting wheels to a tomato: time consuming and utterly useless
These work for me too.
@IP
For one of Aryanism he sure is wasting his superior genes.
Lmao, he cited ‘My Posted Career’. Some of the most spaced out white supremacist crap I’ve ever seen on the web. The only reason I’d read their takes on homosexuality (such as their essays and “secular cases” for hating it) are to laugh at how incredibly forced and clueless they are.
@Axecalibur
Meh. It’s a roast. If he’s actually 45 I’d just shrug. But if he’s 26, my mind is boggled. There’s no shame in looking 20 years older than your age. It’s merely surprising and interesting. Considering this is a guy who spends most of his time bragging about how hot women find him, the fact that he looks like a burning log is relevant.
@Ooglyboggles
Right? If I looked like Matt Forney (and I kinda do), I’d shut the fuck up about my genes once in a while.
@IP
I have a rule: if it’s funny, I’m OK with it. That was hilarious, so it’s whatevs
I have another rule: don’t let anyone get away with saying they’re not doing a thing when they’re totally doing that thing. ‘Not tryna be racist here…’ Yes, the fuck you are. Say it or don’t. Throwing a lampshade over it is just tacky
Oh, and I’m sorry you can’t sleep. Anything in particular or just generally not being tired?
@Axecalibur
I apologize to Matt Forney’s hypothetical identical twin and hypothetical doppelganger for the splash damage.
I see what you’re saying, but I stand by my possibly self-contradictory statement. I’m not trying to shame him for his appearance. I’m trying to shame him for bullying other people based on appearance, and for considering himself the epitome of male hotness when he clearly looks like a moldy barrel of dog food.
@Axecalibur
Can’t sleep because this stupid planet has decided that a day is 24 hours instead of the much more reasonable 30 hour cycle that my body has opted for. I just need to hold out for one more week and then the jetlag should reset the whole system for me.
Gert,
You don’t need to give him a reasonable critique. Go ahead and name call. You don’t need to do splash damage to innocent bystanders in the process. You certainly don’t need to double down on the “fat blob” insult. The polite thing to do would be to stop using fat as an insult. Especially in a dehumanizing way.
Don’t call fat people “blobs” as though we are not fully formed humans. It’s shitty.
Seriously, stop.
Also, being 40 isn’t a bad thing to be or to look like, so being appalled and disgusted that someone looks 40 …not cool.
@Lea
I specifically said there’s no shame in looking 40ish or being in your 40s. I’m curious as to whether it really could be true that Forney is 26-28. If so, he doesn’t look like any 26 year old I’ve ever met. It would be a huge surprise, is what I’m saying. Also somewhat of a relief. Maybe he still has time to grow out of this extended temper tantrum. I’m not holding my breath though.
I suppose I should go ask him straight to the perfectly flat surface where his face should be. I need to know if he’s a childish old man or an old child.
*imagine an ascii image of a big thumbs down*
@IP
Timezones, yo…
Anyway, and this is weird, but it’s a little funny to see you refer to yourself as fat. I have a habit of building mental images of people, and, in my mind, you looked kinda like this
http://media11.break.com/@@www.thegloss.com@@/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2012/09/Johan_Gevalia_Swedish_Fika_420x294.jpg
Now I can’t stop thinking of a chubby Swede, wooing women with the power of his accent and ground Arabica beans. I’m tickled pink about it 😛
Mammotheers. Maybe my judgement is impaired from cat induced headaches and sleep deprivation. I’m gonna just apologize for my roast of Matt the garbage human. His looks aren’t the reason why he’s garbage. His overall appearance is just ironic considering he’s so obsessed with the looks of other people. I’d say I hope for his sake that he has a great personality, but we already know he doesn’t.
I am genuinely curious about his age though.
@Axe – holy crap, that’s MY mental picture of IP, too!! Or, it was 😛
Speaking of Milo Y., he’s been on TV here a bit lately and apparently even our very conservative commentators seem to find him a bit baffling. One clip of him talking about how gays are natural libertarians caused some confusion; he was extremely twitchy and weird, and some viewers mistook him for a local comedian in a bad wig 🙂 🙂
I’d never actually heard him speak before and it was … interesting. I must admit I was expecting something much more polished and smooth.
@Axecalibur
Woii. Nobody has ever looked less like me than that guy.
Imagine him, but fat. And with a reddish brown beard. And with a perfectly smooth bald head. And a t-shirt instead of that whole masquerade outfit. And thicker lips. And freckles. And paler skin. And glasses. And holding two cats. And drinking from a proper mug instead of that weird little cup. And lying down instead of sitting. And avoiding eye contact. And constantly stimming. And using a Tassimo single cup coffee maker. And also I don’t have an accent. :p
Ta-dah.
When I read the “etc.” that Forney stuck on his list of “sexual deviants,” I couldn’t help but see the entire rant as projection because he could just as easily have included rapists and PUAs.
Third attempt at sleep. See you in tomorrowland!!!!!
@Subtract Hominem
I almost wish he had, that way they can ERP the tribalistic tendencies they seem so enamored with on each other.
I felt a great disturbance in the Net, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out “false flag”, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something funny has happened
@IP
So, every dwarf from every fantasy thing ever? But, like, tall and shit?
http://i.imgur.com/KajAWzl.gif
Imaginary Petal-“Not trying to appearance shame or anything, but…….” Absolute hilarity ensues!! OMG!! That was the funniest thing I have EVER read! You are a creative one, aren’t you? ? And you’re right. It is very hypocritical of him to abuse others for their appearance when he looks like “A fucking egg that’s been rolled through a patch of caviar” and like he has had a “face swap with Yoda”. I am still laughing at those. ?
PS
Your description matches my awesome neighbour I had as a kid while living in Adelaide, except he’s Australian and he had some head hair. But otherwise he would look the same. I caught up with him and his wife when I visited my home town over Christmas last year. ?
@IP I picture you as a very thoughtful ragdoll cat, but then I tend to visualize people as their avatars. Also, “burning log” will be making me laugh for days. My hat is off to you, good sir. May you have a restful night’s sleep.
I’m convinced Matt Forney is someone else’s Dorian Gray portrait. Somewhere out there, some dude is living the high life on his dime. Forney doesn’t get to experience the actual debauchery, only the physical toll, so he moralizes endlessly about it.
Speaking of moralizing, the tweet about “sexual deviants” constantly justifying their deviancy immediately made me think of those guys on r/truecels and SlutHate proclaiming that 14 year old girls are the peak of attractiveness because HEALTHY MALE SEXUALITY and biotroofs. If you disagree, you’re delusional or hopelessly beta or something. That particular group seems way more aggressive and insistent about their sexuality than any of the groups Forney would consider “deviant”.