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Breitbart’s Milo Yiannopoulos, seeking to offend, tells women to get off the internet

Milo, desperately in need of attention again
Milo, desperately in need of attention again

Breitbart’s Milo Yiannopoulos is less a journalist than a professional attention-seeker, building up his notoriety (and his Twitter followers) though an endless series of calculated outrages designed to delight his fanbase of garbage people while offending pretty much everyone else in the world. But even he seems to have gotten bored with this increasingly stale schtick.

His latest attempt at outrage — a Breitbart post titled “Why Women Should Leave The Internet” — is so predictable and pro-forma I wonder if he simply farmed the whole thing out to his alleged army of interns. Or cut and pasted it from some 4chan thread. It’s Internet Outrage by the numbers.

Milo and/or his minions start out with an old chestnut, sniping at women for allegedly “invading” the allegedly male spaces on the Internet.

Time for some honesty. Women are — and you won’t hear this anywhere else — screwing up the internet for men by invading every space we have online and ruining it with attention-seeking and a needy, demanding, touchy-feely form of modern feminism that quickly comes into conflict with men’s natural tendency to be boisterous, confrontational and delightfully autistic.

“You won’t hear this anywhere else?” Actually, you’ll hear it everywhere else.

Here’s my suggestion to fix the gender wars online: Women should just log off.

Aw, but Milo, then who would your fans have left to harass?

Given that men built the internet, along with the rest of modern civilisation, I think it’s only fair that they get to keep it.

We Hunted the Mammoth to Feed … Ourselves?

And given what a miserable time women are having on the web, surely they would welcome an abrupt exit. They could go back to bridge tournaments, or wellness workshops, or swapping apple crumble recipes, or whatever it is women do in their spare time.

I guess we have to give him a point for not mentioning cats in his hackneyed list of Dumb Lady Things That Dumb Ladies Like Because They’re Dumb.

I, Donald Trump and the rest of the alpha males will continue to dominate the internet without feminist whining. It will be fun! Like a big fraternity, with jokes and memes and no more worrying about whether an off-colour but harmless remark will suddenly torpedo your career.

And this would be different from the currently existing internet how?

Milo and other right-wingers love to go on about how “political correctness” is killing free speech, even as they make careers out of spouting “politically incorrect” blather designed to appeal to the Internet’s worst people. Meanwhile, harassers of women worry so little about having their careers “torpedoed” by saying something offensive online that they often post literal death threats under their own names.

Milo goes on to suggest that women should get their own separate-and-unequal internet, adding that “[w]e could probably throw in all of the low-T male feminists too, since they haven’t got any balls anyway.”

Evidently in Miloland this counts as some kind of EPIC BURN.

Apparently afraid he hasn’t offended enough people, Milo tosses in this random swipe at trans folks:

Transgender people won’t be able to use the internet at all because they won’t know which ethernet cable to plug in, but they’re generally too busy hacking away at their forearms to remember to check Gmail.

Oh, Milo, this is just plain embarrassing.

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT.

H/T — Thanks to @JoeKlemmer for the tip.

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weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
4 years ago

You know, despite Milo’s professed love for Donald Trump I think he’s a bit jealous of him. Trump is drawing all the ire of the SJW while gamergate, MRAs and all the other usual suspects have fallen by the wayside. It’s like when a toddler gets a new baby sibling. Part of them loves the new baby and wants to help. Part of them hates no longer being the biggest baby in the room and getting the most attention.

Sam Victors
4 years ago

I’m pretty sure it was Ada Lovelace (daughter of the poet Lord Byron) that invented the computer?

I guess Milo is also historically ignorant.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
4 years ago

Littleknown,

Yeah, I thought it was pretty common knowledge that liberal humor is so much funnier. The conservative comedians I can think of like Kelsey Grammar and Dennis Miller are known for comedy that doesn’t have anything to do with their conservatism. There is no right wing equivalent to The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, John Oliver or Inside Amy Schumer. The closest thing to those would be the strain of privileged white guyism running in the veins of the ostensibly liberal Real Time with Bill Maher.

It’s always so silly to me when right wingers claim that liberals are humorless. I guess when your version of humor is lazy small minded shit like “poor people are lazy haha!” or “lol, trans women are men in dresses” it could seem that way though.

Personally, I think I always meet the wittiest people, off and online in progressive circles.

littleknown
littleknown
4 years ago

Milo’s readers picked up on the “irony” of his column, and supplied some of their own: The first highly-upvoted comment in the comment section is:

We should start calling women whores again aswell. Shaming works.

Followed by:

I prefer wench…unless that doesn’t get their attention.

Oh it does believe me on that one and women don’t like it at all. Just call one a wench and see how she reacts.

Hell, most of the younger college crowd wouldn’t know the word….unless you told them that Shakespeare used it. (white guy who wrote poetry…bad)

Here’s more proof that women are simply too stupid to navigate the dangerous world of free speech: RAGEQUIT in record time by a feminist COWARD during a LIVE debate! https://www.youtube.com/watch?…

Strumpet is better.

Where on earth will you find a graduate of today’s college programs who will know what you’re talking about?

You don’t hear “trollop” enough anymore…

What about “broad”?

“Hussy” has always been one of my favorites.

How dare you insult whores by comparing them with feminists!

Agreed. A co-worker’s fifteen year old daughter had a one night stand with a black guy she met at a party, and of course got pregnant. Her whole family threw her a big baby shower, like she was Princess Di or something. Of course, we did not attend. Back in my day, girls like that “went to help their ailing grandma in another state” for the next six months or so until the kid drops, then they put him up for adoption. No one rewarded or celebrated BAD BEHAVIOR. A whore was called a whore.

Irony. Irony everywhere!

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

@Sam
Close. Charles Babbage created the first computer and Ada Lovelace came up with the concept of programming it.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
4 years ago

Wait, one of them thinks progressives hate Shakespeare because he was a white guy?

Today I learned that theater nerds are all conservatives. Who’d have thought?

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
4 years ago

I suppose the idea that progressives hate Shakespeare because he was a white guy is less silly than the idea that Bacon wrote Shakespeare using a decoder ring.

RosaDeLava - Praying for Sexbots
RosaDeLava - Praying for Sexbots
4 years ago

Sometimes we talk about ignoring those toxic people, and I’m usually of the mind that we shouldn’t because most of them don’t feed off attention, and will keep doing horrible things and supporting horrible ideologies if we simply look away.

Milo, though? I guess it’s worth looking at him as someone who can form opinions, but in and of itself ignoring him seems like a good idea. Whether or not he believes in everything he/his interns write doesn’t matter – his job is to be provocative, but his words are just hot air.

@littleknown
I actually like wench? Has an old-fashioned ring to it. I’m honestly more offended at the guy who insulted Shakespeare.

EDIT: Oh, he was actually saying that feminists hate Shakespeare because he was a white dude? Oh, man, I love when they don’t know the first thing about anything! 😀

Kit Fowley
Kit Fowley
4 years ago

These guys like to think they’re Petruchio, but they’re really just Iago.

VioletBeauregarde
VioletBeauregarde
4 years ago

Littleknown: If anyone calls me any of those things, I’ll just flummox their little man-baby Milo-addled brains by acting proud (even though I am a virgin). Also, LMFIAO (Laughing my feckin’ Irish arse off) at the ridiculous straw-person claim that all liberals hate Shakespeare because he was a white man. (My real name comes from a Shakespeare tragedy…and it sounds somewhat like the first half of my user name).

@Viscaria: Could I also steal your “warm mayonnaise sandwich” insult?

@RosaDeLava:

I actually like wench? Has an old-fashioned ring to it. I’m honestly more offended at the guy who insulted Shakespeare.

Same here.

Argle Bargle (formerly Carr)
Argle Bargle (formerly Carr)
4 years ago

. No one rewarded or celebrated BAD BEHAVIOR. A whore was called a whore.

Yes, shame girls and women. And then cry about why women don’t like you. It’s a mystery. I’m not sure we’ll ever be able to figure it out.

pitshade
pitshade
4 years ago

Milo was being “ironic”.

Milo is like rain on your wedding day.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

@WWTH
Wasn’t Shakespeare maybe gay? That means he was probably part of the global SJW conspiracy even back then! That would explain Lady MacBeth. She was an instruction manual for eeevul feminists! The horror…

testicular manslaughter
testicular manslaughter
4 years ago

As an autistic woman, it wasn’t just the erasure of autistic women that made me laugh; it was the implication that men’s behavior on the Internet mimics autism. “Autism” and “being a piece of shit” are not even remotely the same thing. In real life, men (generally) are so much less understanding and so much crueler to me in regard to my autism than neurotypical women.

pitshade
pitshade
4 years ago

Lady MacBeth was consumed by guilt over her misandries.

Viscaria
Viscaria
4 years ago

I’m pretty sure I stole that mayonnaise sandwich thing from somewheres else, so all are welcome to it 🙂

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

We introduced a friend’s sister to the joys of Land Rover off-roading.

She turned out to have a natural aptitude for pulling out of sticky situations and declared that henceforth we were to call her “The Winch Wench”.

Alex Stallwitz
Alex Stallwitz
4 years ago

This is why I ignore people like Milo or Ann Coulter. They just want people to pay attention to them and feed on their outrage. The worse thing you can do to them is ignore them and refuse to be outraged by them

RosaDeLava - Praying for Sexbots
RosaDeLava - Praying for Sexbots
4 years ago

@Shannon

Also, Hello, Shannon!

Jarnsaxa
Jarnsaxa
4 years ago

New rule: If at any point you feel the need to tell anyone you’re an alpha male, you are not an alpha male.

We can call it the Milo Principle.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
4 years ago

That means he was probably part of the global SJW conspiracy even back then! That would explain Lady MacBeth. She was an instruction manual for eeevul feminists! The horror…

That I may pour my spirits in thine ear
And chastise with the valoor of my tongue
All that impedes thee from the golden round,
Which fate and metaphysical aid doth seem
To have thee crowned withal.

Always the misandering feminazis making men do bad things! She probably hypnotized poor Macbeth with her zombifying vagina goo. What a woman won’t do in the name of hypergamy!

Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood.
Stop up th’ access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of nature
Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
Th’ effect and it. Come to my woman’s breasts,
And take my milk for gall, you murd’ring ministers,
Wherever in your sightless substances
You wait on nature’s mischief. Come, thick night,
And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark,
To cry “Hold, hold!”

This obviously details Lady Macbeth’s desire to cut her hair short, get a tattoo and get fat all because there’s nothing feminists love more than looking unpleasing to boners.

Wait a minute? Are Lady Macbeth and Overlord Katie…the same person!?

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
4 years ago

Hi, Shannon! Welcome. I have cookies.

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
4 years ago

Reminds me of that old Onion article about Marilyn Mason losing his shock factor and being reduced to going door to door yelling ‘boo!’

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
4 years ago

This is off topic but too good not to share. Remember about a year ago when there was a post about cuck obsessed racists having a conspiracy that the Nickelodeon show Bella and the Bulldogs was secretly trying to brainwash children into being cucks/cuckolding?

Gawker also had a post about it and I commented on it. A year later a cuckspiracy theorist necro’d the thread to call me a reverse racist for dismissing the theory! It was hilarious.

http://internet.gawker.com/conspiracy-theory-that-an-interracial-cuckold-porn-dire-1783179287

And it appears that he created an account only a day to reply to a bunch of other people on the same topic!

https://kinja.com/sklorax/discussions

Sorry if no one cares. I just thought it was super funny.

Terrabeau
Terrabeau
4 years ago

@FlawedVictori

The phrasing of “delightfully autistic” is a dead give-away too. I’ve never seen any group as fond of stretching/abusing the definition of autism as much as #channers.

LG.
LG.
4 years ago

Kit Fowley –

Nah, Iago was at least intelligent. They’re more like Proteus from two gents: jealous, deceitful, disloyal, misogynistic and completely insipid.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

@WWTH
Well, Lady MacBeth did die offscreen. We got swerved. Katie’s immortal! She walks thru time, living many lives and taking the roles which suit her nefarious will, discarding misandrist aliases as necessary. Mwahahaha!

Also, officially my new headcanon, Lady Macbeth’s name is Caitriona (Gaelic Katherine) 😃

ETA: this fuckin guy… Yeah, that’s pretty funny 🙂

littleknown
littleknown
4 years ago

@testicular manslaughter

Yeah, “Hey! Autistic people! Join our group! We conflate being autistic with harassing women off of the internet!” doesn’t make sense to me as a recruitment pitch.

Also, my sympathies to you on the cruelty and lack of understanding. Society doesn’t accept neuroatypicality in women in the same way it does for men.

I was happy to see the TV show Elementary introduce a neuroatypical woman as Sherlock Holmes’s love interest at the end of this last season. I wouldn’t say they’ve handled her character perfectly, but at the same time, it’s generally a smartly written and researched show, so I’m optimistic.

Jenora Feuer
Jenora Feuer
4 years ago

Iago may have been intelligent, but he was certainly a misanthrope. And would have fit in well with some of these folks.

This is the man who went to get Desdemona’s father riled up against Othello by saying ‘An old black ram is tupping your white ewe’, after all.

littleknown
littleknown
4 years ago

@wwth

I was amused. And disturbed.

I just heard from my mom today that one of her former co-workers replied to a post she made on Facebook about Ken Burns’ recent focus on racism in America by using the term “racial Holocaust” to refer to what is “happening” to white people in the U.S.

This is someone who works in the public school system, and while conservative, would not strike me as a “white genocide” type.

But yeah, racists are some of the most determined people in the world. That was a weird discussion. Why on earth would you have had a problem with the show if the creator were white? Just, what?

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

I kind of agree with what others are saying in terms of “ignore Milo”, but at the same time, he’s looking for a specific brand of attention: Outrage.

So, I say instead we just point and laugh. He can think he’s getting attention, but he’s only a prat with an over-inflated ego, and we’re just making a mockery of him.

I also like “wench”, it does have that nice old-timey ring to it. Though, getting called a “whore” by that caliber of person really is nothing short of hilarious, considering I don’t give a fuck what a Milo fanboi thinks of my sex life.

And considering they’ll never experience it, their opinions are meaningless.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

In marginally better news for women, it looks like Germany might be about to drag its rape law into the 21st century.

Currently the law over there states that it’s only rape if you put up a fight. Merely expressing you don’t consent isn’t enough.

Now though there are proposals to allow verbal expressions of lack of consent. So ‘No’ may* finally mean ‘No’.

Still won’t be rape if you’re not conscious though; or can’t indicate lack of consent.

Charming eh? I’m only getting this from the legal journals though; any German Mammotheers able to fill me in on how things happen in practice there?

(* I use ‘may’ deliberately, it’s not that simple even under the new proposal)

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

@Alan

Still won’t be rape if you’re not conscious though; or can’t indicate lack of consent

Consider this basic faith in humanity (naivety), but, if that isn’t considered rape, it’s still criminal… right?
Also, are Merkel and CDU the ‘good guys’ here, or what?
Also, how is ‘this is rape, don’t do it’ not already universally applied, legally binding, EU law?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ dangerousaxe

Also, how is ‘this is rape, don’t do it’ not already universally applied, legally binding, EU law?

At the risk of reviving all the Brexit stuff (that referendum seems a 1000 years ago now) there isn’t a universal EU criminal law.

Criminal law falls under what is called ‘the margin of appreciation’. That means that each state can have its own laws based on its own legal system, mores and traditions.

(One of the complications over the European Arrest Warrant was how to apply the concept of ‘dual criminality’ that normally applies in extradition. That’s the requirement that the act would be an offence in both the extraditing and rendering country)

ETA: your first two questions are beyond my competence 🙂

NickNameNick
NickNameNick
4 years ago

Women are — and you won’t hear this anywhere else — screwing up the internet for men by invading every space we have online and ruining it with attention-seeking and a needy, demanding, touchy-feely form of modern feminism[…]

Attention-seeking? Needy? Demanding? Touchy-feely?

Milo, are you sure you’re not referring to yourself and your repulsive little sycophants in GamerGate and the rest of the Manosphere? ‘Cause you guys are all that and totally lack any self-awareness.

Bina
4 years ago

@EJ:

But it could be one of his clown-car of understudies! Or one of the #JeSuisMilo goons! Or maybe just Donald Trump’s hairpiece when it detaches from his head and goes off in search of blood, like it does every night.

We have to be sure. If he doesn’t have the blue checkmark then it isn’t the real @Nero.

Mea culpa! For all we know, it could be one of these sentient hairpieces:
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Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

@Alan

At the risk of reviving all the Brexit stuff

Yeah, let’s not, but…

there isn’t a universal EU criminal law

Then what’s even the fucking point!? Bare minimum shit! Not that hard! Argh! You’re letting me down, Europe!

your first two questions are beyond my competence

I figured. Worth a shot 🙂

Speaking of international cooperation, Obama, Trudeau, and Peña Nieto had a summit in Canada recently. It was pretty cool. Best part, watching Obama try not to go nuclear on Trump. More stuttering and pauses than usual

Bina
4 years ago

A co-worker’s fifteen year old daughter had a one night stand with a black guy she met at a party, and of course got pregnant. Her whole family threw her a big baby shower, like she was Princess Di or something. Of course, we did not attend.

COOL STORY, BROZO. I’m sure your generous contribution to her alleged whoredom was sadly missed!

(Shyeah. Promptly filing this under Things That Really Happened™!)

Back in my day, girls like that “went to help their ailing grandma in another state” for the next six months or so until the kid drops, then they put him up for adoption. No one rewarded or celebrated BAD BEHAVIOR. A whore was called a whore.

And back in MY day (i.e. much more recently, onaccounta I’m not an Old Fool), we called this sort of shit slut-shaming, and those who advocated it, anti-choicers. Because, of course, they didn’t (and still don’t) give a damn about the poor widdle unborn baby, only with teaching the mother a “moral” lesson. Even if she was raped. Because only shameless jezebels get raped, as everyone “knows”. Never “good” girls who don’t even know what the word sex means, because their purity-obsessed parents thought that teaching them about it = teaching them to DO it.

I look forward to the day that men who think like this are laughed out of town and forced to live in uncharitably-run Homes for Idiot Men for nine months or until they repent, whichever comes first.

http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-if-men-could-get-pregnant-abortion-would-be-a-sacrament-florynce-kennedy-15-60-90.jpg

Saphira
Saphira
4 years ago

I don’t feel it’s natural for me to be any of those things! Especially not delightfully autistic. I personally prefer being a decent human being but that’s apparently not manly enough.

That’s right. Because I’m autistic, I have no clue how to be a decent human being. Quit making ableist comments and go educate yourself on autism. I get so tired of people thinking we’re some kind of subhuman creatures who act like animals.

Steve D
Steve D
4 years ago

“Given that men built the internet, along with the rest of modern civilisation, I think it’s only fair that they get to keep it.”

If Grace Hopper were still alive, she’d have you keelhauled.

abars01
abars01
4 years ago

Sometimes, it feels like the entirety of western conservatism in the 2010s has devolved into little more than a bunch of 13 to 20-something men being obnoxious, narcissistic and abusive on the internet because they think it’s funny…

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
4 years ago

Milo and his goons call us misognistic slurs, invade and steal our spaces, take credit for everything women have made and discovered, threaten and harass us, excuse themselves and each other for their actions and they call us ’emotional’ then they turn around and get mangry when we call them misogynists. So who’s the emotional ones again? So no pr**ks You move.

Now who wants a kitty?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-01X7quzDcag/T5ce7z3Os_I/AAAAAAAAAoA/rVnMGrXWTVQ/s1600/cute%2Bcat%2Bhugging%2Bkittens%2Bkitty%2Btoy%2Blove%2Bfriends%2Bpet%2Badorable%2Bkawaii%2Binstagram%2Breddit%2Blolcat%2Baww.jpg

testicular manslaughter
As an autistic woman, it wasn’t just the erasure of autistic women that made me laugh; it was the implication that men’s behavior on the Internet mimics autism. “Autism” and “being a piece of shit” are not even remotely the same thing. In real life, men (generally) are so much less understanding and so much crueler to me in regard to my autism than neurotypical women.

I don’t feel it’s natural for me to be any of those things! Especially not delightfully autistic. I personally prefer being a decent human being but that’s apparently not manly enough.
Sapphire
That’s right. Because I’m autistic, I have no clue how to be a decent human being. Quit making ableist comments and go educate yourself on autism. I get so tired of people thinking we’re some kind of subhuman creatures who act like animals.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Audience-clapping.gif
As an autistic woman thank you. You took the words right out of my mouth.

abars01
Not just 2010’s but even further and not just 13-20 year olds, anyone can be bigoted at any age.

Her Grace Phryne: Tool of the Butt-Worshipping, Lesbian-Powered Elite
Her Grace Phryne: Tool of the Butt-Worshipping, Lesbian-Powered Elite
4 years ago

The autistic people I know think these MRA assholes are full of shit. So… yeah, no. (They’re also some of my favorite people… the autistic people, not the MRAs.)

And I know she’s been mentioned already, but Ada Lovelace!

Ktoryx
Ktoryx
4 years ago

Little Milo feels he hasn’t had enough attention lately. Yawn.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
4 years ago

@Becky Hopkins

I love it. I think I’ll be using that a lot from now on, thankyou. XD

@runsinbackground

Yeah, I meant Ada Lovelace. ^^; Hell, though, that just proves that my point, doesn’t it?

@troll stuff

Schrödinger’s Asshole strikes again!

@autism stuff

http://i.imgur.com/KsPuM8U.png

(Both me and my brother are autistic, so, thankyou from me as well.)

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

@Lichen Craig

[T]his woman thought his article was hilarious. Evidently, like many liberals, humor goes right over your PC head. Milo was being “ironic”. It’s a literary device, used to make a point. Look it up.

Oooh, irony! A literary device, you say?

Well, I will look it up.

(Consults Webster’s.)

“the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really think especially in order to be funny”

Hmmm.

Time for some honesty. Women are — and you won’t hear this anywhere else — screwing up the internet for men by invading every space we have online and ruining it with attention-seeking and a needy, demanding, touchy-feely form of modern feminism that quickly comes into conflict with men’s natural tendency to be boisterous, confrontational and delightfully autistic.

This shit sounds like the same shit that Milo wrote the day before and the day before that.

Choose one:

1. Milo never means a word he says.
OR
2. Milo has had a sudden change of heart.

Either way, I’m completely down with it. But the man is in desperate need of better writing skills because no one understands that he’s kidding!

I don’t want to leave you with the impression that I’m some kind of liberal feminazi who limits you to two options. So feel free to choose a third option:

3. Write an essay about Milo’s use of irony. When did he begin to use irony? How can you tell? If he doesn’t want women to get off the Internet, what does he want women to do? Use examples to illustrate your points.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
4 years ago

Our internet will have cat videos, witty banter, and Dramatic Chipmunk. The Manternet can have goatse, captchas, phishing pages, pop-up ads, autoplay videos, clickbait, spam, and “Drill Time” by Slim Jesus. Seems like a pretty equitable division that caters to everyone’s interests.

Oh, and they can have all the trolls. We’re generous that way.

Nequam
Nequam
4 years ago

The Manternet will also not have this:

(if you go to http://www.pstewsings.com/ you can order a sample CD with the proceeds going to charity)

Catalpa
Catalpa
4 years ago

Without his blue check mark, how can we be sure it’s really Yiannopoulos?

If I had the ability, I’d be tempted to make some kind of twitter bot respond to everything Yiannopoulous tweeted with something along the lines of “Lol, these impostors are taking the cake with the ridiculous stuff they’re spewing. Luckily there’s no check mark or I might think that Milo BELIEVED this shit! That’d be a laugh!”

authorialAlchemy
authorialAlchemy
4 years ago

So. Tell me how the online press will function without it’s female writers? Wouldn’t it suck if a large portion, if not half of a website’s user base just logged off and never returned because teh menz told them to?

Who the fuck uses an Ethernet cable? This trans person doesn’t. Wifi, dude. Even if I did, I can still function despite my self harm issues. My self harm issues that exist because of abuse and rejection rather than being trans. Just because I have gender dysphoria doesn’t mean I literally haye my body enough to harm it.

Quit trying to take language from the autistic people you obviously hate. Just. Fuck off, I’m done.