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So this was the scene outside a Trump rally in Phoenix Arizona last Saturday: A “tribal”-tatted, Trump-supporting Swole-American yelling “F–KING COOK MY BURRITO, BITCH” at a gentleman he evidently believed to be of Mexican descent.
Some of his other, er, observations:
- “Get the f–k out of here! Our country, motherf–ker, our country!”
- “Proud f–king American! Made in USA, bitch, made in f–king USA!”
- “Build that f–king wall, for me!”
- “Trump! I love Trump!”
You can watch the whole performance below, in a video that went viral this past week after being posted on Gawker.
If you pause the video 55 seconds in, you can spot a tattooed number “43” under the arm of the muscular fellow, later identified as Zack Fisher; this just happens to be a favorite symbol of a small but spirited organization called the Supreme White Alliance. You can probably guess what sort of group it is.
Naturally, Fisher has been warmly embraced by some of Trump’s most obnoxiously racist fans.
But before we get to that, let’s hear a bit more from Fisher himself — who explained to The Tab that, why no, he wasn’t a racist at all.
I love all colors. I’m no racist. I am who I am. There’s people out there of all colors that are horrible. Whites, browns, blacks, yellows out there, it doesn’t matter. It’s the color of your heart. …
It sucks that people are scared to stand up for what they believe in, and yet Latinos can do it and it’s fine. And if we do it? We’re racist. White people? The only race you can legally discriminate against.
He apparently spends a lot of time thinking about White Chicks, a Wayans Brothers “comedy” from 2004 in which two of the Wayanses play rogue FBI agents who go undercover as, well, white chicks.
People make movies about us and do we get mad? Like White Chicks? If there was a movie called Black Chicks, it would be a huge race thing. … We couldn’t do that, no way, they’d be like, “this is so racist.” And yet they can make a movie making fun of white people.
And what a widely celebrated film it is! Richard Roeper declared it “the worst movie of the year,” while Roger Ebert informed his readers that “it took an act of the will to keep me in the theater.” It’s got a Rotten Tomatoes score of 13%, ranking it lower than Wild Hogs, The Love Guru, and Hot Tub Time Machine 2.
I just wish people could get over what happened back in the day, to Mexico or Blacks. That was back in the past, people don’t get over it and it sucks. I forgive and forget. A lot of people don’t.
Dude, you haven’t even gotten over “White Chicks!”
Fisher may want to pretend that he’s not racist; many of his new fans don’t bother denying their racism.
Heartiste, the pickup-artist-turned-internet-Nazi, declared Fischer to be the “Sh-tlord Of The Week” for this week, encouraging his readers to adopt Fisher’s catchphrase “GO F–KING COOK MY BURRITO BITCH” as their own.
“If America is to be great/White again,” Heartiste declared,
she’ll need the help of ALL her sh-tlords, from the meme-making pranksters to the theme-cranking intellectuals to the shitlib-shaming musclebros. … it’s all to the Good in the Time of the Trumpening.
Heartiste’s fans were equally enthusiastic
A fellow calling himself Southern WASP happily declared:
It’s happening — the same noble White Man’s spirit that created the United States, as an act of rebellion, is now returning.
An older gentleman calling himself ultimathule1 happily explained that the video “just made my day!” It also got him thinking wistfully about growing up in a much whiter America.
I’m 60 years old, so I was 4 years old in 1960 when the U.S. was just a hair under 90% White. That”s the Whitest that it’s ever been, before or since. I have clear, wonderful memories of my childhood in the ’60s, growing up in a Finnish immigrant family with loving Old World parents and surrounded by normal, psychologically-healthy White Americans.
These days, ultimathule1 complained,
We Europeans are being squeezed into impending extinction simultaneously from below and above. Regardless of whether Trump wins or loses, he has unleashed a powerful force – the angry and fed-up White Man who will no longer take his dispossession passively, but who will push back and fight for everything he loves. To quote Steve McNallen, the founder of the Asatru Folk Assembly, “The existence of my people is not negotiable!” Let that be one of our war slogans.
The Asatru Folk Assembly, in case you’re wondering, is a white supremacist Odinist sect.
Captain Obvious suggested that he would soon be personally taking up arms:
Shiznat’s starting to get real. I’ve been thinking a lot about the Ruger Alaskan 2.5″ in 44 magnum – will it fit in the pants pocket of my Dickies work jeans?
In a followup comment, he explained why he needed a gun he could easily conceal:
I live on the outskirts of Sh!tlibistan. Folks here would totally phreak out if they saw open carry. … we have a metric sh-t-ton of nogs & muds & mystery meats & other troublemakers in the immediate vicinity [and we’ve even had mohammedan events]. So I need something with stopping power [for large nogs & mohammedans & sh!tlib pitbulls & whatnot] which doesn’t bulge too much.
Fisher, too, has evidently taken up arms, telling The Tab that since the video of him went viral he’s been carrying a “gun, with a bullet in the chamber. And that’s fine, I carry a gun with me everywhere and always.”
At the same Trump rally, an apparent friend of Fisher showed up in a “F–K Islam” t-shirt; after being escorted from the event, apparently by Trump’s security detail, he strapped on a gun and gave this interview to Eric Rosenwald, who also shot the video of Fisher.
Not all Trump supporters have picked up guns. Some, like the gleefully grinning young man in this earlier video by Rosenwald, prefer pepper spray.
This is what Trump has wrought.
Is there a way I could renounce my membership in the human race? Because that’s sounding like a pretty good option right now.
@Axecalibur
Maybe I’m just a little too angry coming off of this post, but…
Fuck notch. Absolutely FUCK THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE. He’s everything that I despise about techbro nerd culture–self-centered garbage heap who whines about how much he was bullied and then BECAME a fucking bully in response.
He deserves every bit of loneliness and misery that he clearly brings on himself. I don’t get where his narcissism comes from, anyway. He made one game that was modeled after someone else’s game, talked himself up right and left for not selling out, sold out anyway, and hasn’t done shit with his life since except apparently party like the frat boys he’s obviously always had a jealous hard-on for.
Just such a gross, horrible person who somehow imagines himself a tragic hero. Not enough vomit in the world.
I followed that lady, and I’m sending her a DM of support. Fuck notch.
Oh, old friend. You were not missed. I’m just going to steal a Louis CK joke real quick.
“White people wish that black people would just forget… everything that ever happened to anyone. They’re like, ‘Come ooooooonnnnn.'”
What impresses(?) me the most with this guy is that he doesn’t take it in the direction I’m used to. I’m used to “this (usually slavery) didn’t directly to you, so you can’t complain about it because there are no negative aftereffects.” This is “yeah, lots of bad shit keeps happening to you, but you should just not care,” which I think is worse. So that’s different in that it’s much more stupid.
@David Futrelle
The Taboola ads are showing “one weird trick to turn on any girl ” as one of the sponsored links
the same noble White Man’s spirit (…) is now returning
I suspect it sounds better in German.
Back in the day, as in last Saturday? You know, when you shouted “cook my burrito, bitch!” at a Latino man?
@ryeash
But like… is you wrong tho? ?
@Kelly L.
I think some people agreed to call him “Mr.Whiskers Fluffkyns” or something like that a few threads back.
What’s hilarious to me is that white people keep bringing up slavery, like that’s all black people got to be angry about, as if white people hadn’t behaved in a shitty manner towards us since that time, by killing us, raping us , and burning down whole cities of black folk.
No, black people, the indigenous peoples, and Hispanics are mad about 100 years of lynching, followed by the fifty more years of institutional exclusion, general shitty behavior, and all of the hundreds and hundreds of deaths.
We mad about shit people did a year ago, six months, or Hell, just last week, when some Senator put up billboards glorifying the fifties, that said Make America White Again. Oh, the irony! We got more than just land theft and slavery to be mad about.
Of course people like that glorify the fifties. That was the last time they could push all their sins they were committing off on everybody not white. But now the rest of us refuse to carry their sins and keep handing them back to them. (We keep talking back to em, not respecting them and getting uppity. We gotta clapback for everything they say. ) They gotta carry that shit themselves. Some white people cannot handle that. The sheer weight of atrocity sitting on their backs, is enough to drive a person mad, especially those operating under the delusion that they’re good people. They’ve been told their whole lives, what special, snowflake, cinnamon buns they are, and In their minds they can’t be good with that amount of history sitting on top of them. One of those beliefs has to go, and so they really do wish we’d forget about it.
It’s like that narcissist you finally have that fight with, where they want you to just forget about ALL the tons of awful shit they did to you, and trust them again, but you keep bringing they shit up to bolster your argument about why they were never your friend, and now they mad, cuz you ain’t cooperating with them.
“Hey!Quit bringing up the shit I did, and just let me hurt you some more!”
@Axecalibur
Fair point. I guess I meant that more as a warning that there was a profanity-laden rant to follow.
I can’t imagine being an actual Minecraft fan and finding out that it was made by a human Porta-potty. I really hope ConcernedApe either isn’t a tool or keeps it to himself if he is, because I don’t know what I’d do. I love Stardew Valley so much *hugs every last beautiful little pixel*
Boy he seems like a nice fellow doesn’t he? Another reason Trump must be defeated this November c’mon people get out there and vote!
Oh, but didn’t you hear? We have a black president now. That means racism is over. You should be happy about that!
/s
Ooh, several members of this Lord of Poop’s family work at the stepfather’s business.
I imagine that right about now the Lord of Poop’s mommy is having a serious heart-to-heart with him about his age, his arrest when he was younger, his employment with the stepfather’s company, and so on.
Tears will be involved.
And his mom might tear up a little too.
Oh goody the “get over decades of oppression and racism” argument again. hey dipshit you want to know why we keep revistiing stuff like the Holocaust and other genocidal atrocities? So we can learn how to prevent such things from happening again! Why do you think we have history classes for?
@ryeash
Sometimes it’s best to know early, lest it sneak up on you and hurt worse down the line. Then again, the worst people in the world are often the best at hiding their nastiness
@Huggbees
Depending on the kinda bro we’re talking about, it’s either to waste time before weightlifting class or to waste time before legit STEM classes. Social sciences/humanities don’t count, cos it’s all socjus indoctrination and something about free speech. Sargon said so!
Wow what a stereotypical douchebro, fuck that guy. And fuck his non apology the racist culture misappropriating prick.
As a minecraft fan who found out about the douchebaggery, the reaction of this family has been to completely lose any interest in paying for it, promoting it, or assisting it.
Australia has a grand tradition of massive piracy anyway.
@Axecalibur
Though most of these “STEM” bros either don’t have a STEM education beyond sophomore level courses in college or they got their degrees (or did one major project) and then quit STEM. Being successful in a STEM career depends on good written and oral communication skills and reading skills just as much as it depends on knowing your field well. You also need to be able to get along well with different types of people.
OT
I just took my boyfriend out for his birthday at a neighborhood Ethiopian restaurant.
As usual, I got the vegetarian combo. Yum.
We’ve had the same Ethiopian server there for years now. She asked me how I was and I said that my boyfriend was celebrating his birthday (June 24). No way! She has the same birthday. So they bonded over being summer babies.
And some other brain bleach:
These Irish soccer fans stormed the streets of France … and cleaned them up
Ooh! Ethiopian food is yummy!
People in the Twin Cities complain about how many East African immigrants have come here in the past couple of decades, but I don’t see what the problem is if it means there is Ethiopian food to be eaten.
I seriously think the availability of good food is a workable pro-immigration argument to give to people who are on the fence. If I was to introduce a new Minneapolis resident to the local cuisine, I would probably take them to a Vietnamese place because thanks to the large Hmong-American population we have lots of Vietnamese food here. Meanwhile I’ve never even tried lutefisk despite being part Norwegian and Swedish and MN supposedly being a place where people eat lutefisk. Does anyone really want to go back to the restaurant options of the 1950s?
It may or may not be incredibly obvious that I’m drunk posting right now.
Wait a moment . . . . he’s associating a happy, well-adjusted childhood with skin color? I. Can’t. Even.
OT
Bill Cunningham, legendary photographer of New York City street fashion and charity events, has died at 87.
Bill Cunningham Thought Every New Yorker Was Worth Photographing
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/06/bill-cunningham-fashion-obituary.html
Pfft.
I remember 1960 white America too. Lots of problems. Lots of problems.
Battered children.
Battered wives.
Minorities (people of color, Jews, and Catholics) treated as second-class citizens.
Air pollution.
Big business ruled.
Addiction to alcohol.
Addiction to cigarettes.
That’s what I saw with my own eyes, not what I read in the newspaper.
There was plenty of good in the USA of 1960. But I can’t forget the bad. I’m so happy about the strides we’ve made. Can’t stop now!
History has always been a favorite area to read about and study for me. I even delve into war/conflict history, despite how sad it makes me feel, because in my perspective it’s a way to remind myself that bad things have/continue to happen and I don’t want to be a part of such evil.
Life is hard, even if you’re an angry roidy white dude – member of a group who historically has had the least hard life ever in the written history of humans – its what you do and how you treat others in spite of hardship that is important. Yelling at someone to ‘cook your burrito’ will NEVER be written in history as the kind of thing a hero worth admiration was known to say. The crap that some of our white American leaders/military commanders were on record as having said is pretty awful on its own, regardless of any b.s. hand-waving about ‘being of a different era’ – those men will have to stand before whatever god/spiritual force they believe(d) in and account for all they did and said just like the rest of us will. There have been evil women throughout history as well, unfortunately there has been a lot less documentation about them to preserve a record of their misdeeds for future generations. Humans are a mixed bag of bad and good, well, unless viewed from the perspective of animals.