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So this was the scene outside a Trump rally in Phoenix Arizona last Saturday: A “tribal”-tatted, Trump-supporting Swole-American yelling “F–KING COOK MY BURRITO, BITCH” at a gentleman he evidently believed to be of Mexican descent.
Some of his other, er, observations:
- “Get the f–k out of here! Our country, motherf–ker, our country!”
- “Proud f–king American! Made in USA, bitch, made in f–king USA!”
- “Build that f–king wall, for me!”
- “Trump! I love Trump!”
You can watch the whole performance below, in a video that went viral this past week after being posted on Gawker.
If you pause the video 55 seconds in, you can spot a tattooed number “43” under the arm of the muscular fellow, later identified as Zack Fisher; this just happens to be a favorite symbol of a small but spirited organization called the Supreme White Alliance. You can probably guess what sort of group it is.
Naturally, Fisher has been warmly embraced by some of Trump’s most obnoxiously racist fans.
But before we get to that, let’s hear a bit more from Fisher himself — who explained to The Tab that, why no, he wasn’t a racist at all.
I love all colors. I’m no racist. I am who I am. There’s people out there of all colors that are horrible. Whites, browns, blacks, yellows out there, it doesn’t matter. It’s the color of your heart. …
It sucks that people are scared to stand up for what they believe in, and yet Latinos can do it and it’s fine. And if we do it? We’re racist. White people? The only race you can legally discriminate against.
He apparently spends a lot of time thinking about White Chicks, a Wayans Brothers “comedy” from 2004 in which two of the Wayanses play rogue FBI agents who go undercover as, well, white chicks.
People make movies about us and do we get mad? Like White Chicks? If there was a movie called Black Chicks, it would be a huge race thing. … We couldn’t do that, no way, they’d be like, “this is so racist.” And yet they can make a movie making fun of white people.
And what a widely celebrated film it is! Richard Roeper declared it “the worst movie of the year,” while Roger Ebert informed his readers that “it took an act of the will to keep me in the theater.” It’s got a Rotten Tomatoes score of 13%, ranking it lower than Wild Hogs, The Love Guru, and Hot Tub Time Machine 2.
I just wish people could get over what happened back in the day, to Mexico or Blacks. That was back in the past, people don’t get over it and it sucks. I forgive and forget. A lot of people don’t.
Dude, you haven’t even gotten over “White Chicks!”
Fisher may want to pretend that he’s not racist; many of his new fans don’t bother denying their racism.
Heartiste, the pickup-artist-turned-internet-Nazi, declared Fischer to be the “Sh-tlord Of The Week” for this week, encouraging his readers to adopt Fisher’s catchphrase “GO F–KING COOK MY BURRITO BITCH” as their own.
“If America is to be great/White again,” Heartiste declared,
she’ll need the help of ALL her sh-tlords, from the meme-making pranksters to the theme-cranking intellectuals to the shitlib-shaming musclebros. … it’s all to the Good in the Time of the Trumpening.
Heartiste’s fans were equally enthusiastic
A fellow calling himself Southern WASP happily declared:
It’s happening — the same noble White Man’s spirit that created the United States, as an act of rebellion, is now returning.
An older gentleman calling himself ultimathule1 happily explained that the video “just made my day!” It also got him thinking wistfully about growing up in a much whiter America.
I’m 60 years old, so I was 4 years old in 1960 when the U.S. was just a hair under 90% White. That”s the Whitest that it’s ever been, before or since. I have clear, wonderful memories of my childhood in the ’60s, growing up in a Finnish immigrant family with loving Old World parents and surrounded by normal, psychologically-healthy White Americans.
These days, ultimathule1 complained,
We Europeans are being squeezed into impending extinction simultaneously from below and above. Regardless of whether Trump wins or loses, he has unleashed a powerful force – the angry and fed-up White Man who will no longer take his dispossession passively, but who will push back and fight for everything he loves. To quote Steve McNallen, the founder of the Asatru Folk Assembly, “The existence of my people is not negotiable!” Let that be one of our war slogans.
The Asatru Folk Assembly, in case you’re wondering, is a white supremacist Odinist sect.
Captain Obvious suggested that he would soon be personally taking up arms:
Shiznat’s starting to get real. I’ve been thinking a lot about the Ruger Alaskan 2.5″ in 44 magnum – will it fit in the pants pocket of my Dickies work jeans?
In a followup comment, he explained why he needed a gun he could easily conceal:
I live on the outskirts of Sh!tlibistan. Folks here would totally phreak out if they saw open carry. … we have a metric sh-t-ton of nogs & muds & mystery meats & other troublemakers in the immediate vicinity [and we’ve even had mohammedan events]. So I need something with stopping power [for large nogs & mohammedans & sh!tlib pitbulls & whatnot] which doesn’t bulge too much.
Fisher, too, has evidently taken up arms, telling The Tab that since the video of him went viral he’s been carrying a “gun, with a bullet in the chamber. And that’s fine, I carry a gun with me everywhere and always.”
At the same Trump rally, an apparent friend of Fisher showed up in a “F–K Islam” t-shirt; after being escorted from the event, apparently by Trump’s security detail, he strapped on a gun and gave this interview to Eric Rosenwald, who also shot the video of Fisher.
Not all Trump supporters have picked up guns. Some, like the gleefully grinning young man in this earlier video by Rosenwald, prefer pepper spray.
This is what Trump has wrought.
I love how he’s like ‘lol cook my burrito’ to a hispanic dude and then turns around and is like ‘I’m not racist lol, Latinos get to do this and I can’t, white girls is like totally built off of a context of subjugation and brutality yaknow’.
*Sigh*… where are we headed?
ZACK! HEY ZACH! OPEN MY PICKLE JAR! CARRY THIS BOX OF BOOKS UP TO MY ATTIC! MOVE MY SOFA! FOR PETE’S SAKE JUST BE USEFUL FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, ZACH!
*sigh* Of course it is. I have a beautiful Thor’s hammer pendant that I’m afraid to wear in public, lest I be mistaken for a white supremacist.
I was born in America. I’m just as much of an American as Duke Nukem over there.
Well, Zack, you’ve shown the whole world the color of your heart, and it’s pretty fuckin’ ugly.
P.S. I like the Captain Obvious from the hotel ads better.
Finnish immigrant family. We Europeans. Hates immigrants.
Hunh.
@LindsayIrene-
Oh gosh, I have the same problem. I wear my hammer 24/7, but it’s usually tucked into my shirt. I was so happily surprised a few weeks ago when someone saw it and invited me to a heathen event, and without me having to ask he said that in no uncertain terms racism and homophobia were forbidden. As a non-binary white queer married to a trans Mexican, safety is always a huge concern. Little saddens me more than Norse paganism being used as an excuse for white supremacy.
In Britain, there’s been an increase in white people publicly assaulting and insulting poc. This is where we’re headed here.
We can already see bits and pieces, here and there, of aggrieved white people wanting to go back to the days of being able to freely assault all non-whites. this is what Trump has done.
… It needs a shark breeding program?
Well, it’s slightly more subtle than, say, “LynchLefties1488,” but not that much more.
(I never thought that my knowledge of Hellboy would be used to call out actual Nazis. Goddamnit, Internet.)
I have to say that the word, ‘swole’ makes me slightly ill.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/25/is-this-what-bame-people-have-to-look-forward-to-post-brexit-5965720/
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-updates-remain-twitter-muslim-racist-abuse-a7101491.html
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-25/racism-on-rise-in-u-k-after-brexit-campaign-labour-warns
There’s no movie called Black Chicks that I know of, but there is a movie called BAPS. That stands for black American princesses. It stars Halle Berry just before she became an A list actress.
I haven’t heard anyone obsess about that movie years later.
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Well now, don’t I feel silly for supporting gun control legislation? /SARC (as if it was needed)
sfhc said
That’s what occurred to me when I read that. O/T: I’ve read that great white sharks are having a hard time of it up in the SF bay area; it seems that killer whales like to kill them for sport!
Lkeke35 – I only clicked on the first link. Gads, but all of the RWA, roid-ragey, racism is making me sad today.
ETA: attribution to sfhc’s quote.
ETA: didn’t work the first time. Here’s hoping!
ETA: Nope, I give up.
I’m Finnish and my online moniker usually contains at least a reference to the anglicized form of my real first name ie. Zach. Wow…this post has me both coming and going then. I get to be embarrassed for two separate reasons in one post! 😀
What I find funny (and be funny I mean unbelievable) is that ultimathule1 seems to be blissfully unaware that the Nordic religion from which Asatru claims to be descended was never big in Finland. We had our own gods, thank you very much. 😀 Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to brew some beer in the honor of the Pellon-Pekka, the Finnish god of beer.
Do you get mad? Dude, you’ve specifically brought up and whined about an obscure and silly movie from more than 10 years ago. Yeah, you’re mad.
And as for “Black Chicks” — dude, look up blaxploitation sometime. There’s an entire niche genre of comic-adventure movies full of black chicks, some very stereotypically portrayed. There is not a corresponding genre known as “whitesploitation”, because whites have always historically been the exploiters.
And some of us are sick of this shit.
From what I’ve read, he works at a business his stepfather owns. Rugged individualism for the win!
Pitshade, I agree. A word nobody asked for, yet here it is.
My only hope with this is that people who prefer not to think of themselves as ‘shitlords’ will see this, recoil, and decide that thinking like Zack, Flinger of Spittle is a bad thing. That there are people who *want* to think of themselves as ‘shitlords’ is dismaying. Also, referring to other human beings as ‘mystery meats’?! That’s weapons grade dehumanization. I’m fairly certain what he meant – someone whose racial/ethnic origins are not immediately identifiable.
Dude thinks the hearts of people of different ethnicities are different colors. Let that sink in 😛
Mystery meats? Future, American Breivik over here. That doesn’t sound too good
Don’t set yourself up like that
http://65.media.tumblr.com/22655423d08f847719b513d1efcb98c3/tumblr_inline_nxfb4xsCwR1qatqgi_500.gif
I like (which means: of course I don’t) how he presents his ideas as if they were the finest and newest ideas ever put before an adoring public. I’ll wager this nimbulb has never had an original thought in his life.
Dude, the sh** your’e sayin’, it ain’t new!
This could be an Onion article.
“‘I’m Not a Racist,’ Says White Supremacist After Telling Latinx to Cook Him a Burrito”
Trumpeting his superiority while demonstrating his stupidity. Dontcha love it?
Sometimes I’d be willing to risk a do-over of 2016, even if it meant we still lost David Bowie and Prince and Alan Rickman, as long as we could make better decisions on the rest of it.
He lifts… is white… aggressive… unrespectful… disgusting…
My, redpillers are right. What a total Alphalpha. I can barely contain my tingles.
He probably has a huge harem of HB8+ plates he negs. None over 16 yo, obviously, too Alpha for post-wall bitches.
The genre that portrays white women in a very stereotypical manner is known as ‘romantic comedy’.
Why do I have the feeling he uses that ”just forgive and forget” line often? Or that he would use it, given the opportunity?
”Hey, I beat the crap out of this guy, but he cut me off on the highway! Look, if I can forgive that, why can’t you forgive the beating? Some people…”
Yes, you obviously do.
I’m white and I liked White Chicks! Granted, I was 13 at the time, but I did like it. I’m going to check out how it holds up now just because this discount Serious Sam gets his gym shorts in a bunch over it.
Hey, uhm…
I don’t know who she is, but Notch’s drones got to her, so…
Imma just drop this link. It’ll take a few minutes of your time, if’n you’re keen. Apparently it’s mostly better now, but it couldn’t hurt spreading the word… Avoid the German VS video and anything on Reddit
Yay, slacktivism!
@Chiomera the sad thing is that I can actually read your post and know what it means. The happy thing is that these shit heads haven’t gotten into the public consciousness enough for most people to know what the hell they’re talking about when the ramble like that
Somehow this made me laugh SO HARD that I scared my housemates. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. As we would say in Dutch: Wat een sukkel.
Ah, those rose-tinted glasses with which to look back on the days of yore….