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MGTOWs angry at totally mediocre baby girl for apparently winning a bunch of awards

The closest to an award most of these guys will ever get
The closest to an award most of these guys will ever get

Over on Reddit’s illustrious Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, some of the regulars have worked themselves into a snit over a photo of a baby girl surrounded by a bunch of awards.

Because how can A BABY win so many awards!? Especially this totally mediocre-looking GIRL baby.

babyawards

In case you think I’m joking:

Princess syndrome. A pic from my facebook. Exactly what the f--k did this generic baby do to earn those awards? So it starts....

So it starts indeed!

Never mind that the alleged princess-in-training here seems to be sitting in the midst of some kind of postapocalyptic wasteland — or at least someplace that could use a bit of a touching up.

Never mind that the awards all have pictures of horses on them, raising the strong possibility that the prizes are not for little miss future princess at all but for, you know, a horse. Who is probably a stuck up bitch anyway, if you ask me; you know how horses get after they win a couple of trophies.

Some of Reddit’s MGTOWs responded to the picture with jokes; others reacted with indignation.

Mgtow_eagle cranked up the sarcasm:mgtow_eagle 4 points 4 days ago* Looks like a very independent and accomplished young lady who don't need no man.

Victor_knight, meanwhile, directed his anger at the female human he saw as the real villain: Mom.

victor_knight 3 points 4 days ago A lot of mothers splurge on the baby just to waste daddy's money. It's not like the baby can actually appreciate it. Women have no qualms throwing a man's money (even her husband's) down the f--king drain if she feels like it.

Ah, mom! It’s always mom’s fault, isn’t it?

H/T — r/TheBluePill; they pointed out the horse thing

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OoglyBoggles
OoglyBoggles
4 years ago

Literally jealous of a literal baby.

MRA, there is always more and it’s always worse.

Poe died, his law is dead and completely meaningless here. Satire is dead, there is nothing I can say now that can out extreme their views.

Jamesworkshop
Jamesworkshop
4 years ago

but they’ve been baby men all their adults lives, why don’t they get the ribbons.

pitshade
pitshade
4 years ago

Maybe she got the awards for displaying greater emotional maturity than an MGTOW before the age of three?

brian
brian
4 years ago

the original migtow said it was from his Facebook feed… so presumably this is the baby of someone he knows? shouldn’t it be easy to find out what’s going on in the picture?
but I guess that would require having a reaction to something other than incoherent rage at women.

Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

Well, just when I didn’t think these guys can get anymore pathetic, this happens.

Beautiful.

While I might have thought and even done some petty things, at the very least I’m not a grown adult being jealous and resentful of a fucking baby.

I actually went to the Reddit threat for this one.

Baby looks arrogant lol. Even holding up “number 1” finger

A fucking baby. A fucking BABY.

At least there’s seem to only be a few petty assholes since the thread is a couple of days old and not even twenty comments.

Jenora Feuer
Jenora Feuer
4 years ago

The ribbons say Pohár města Kroměříže, which does appear to be a show horse competition in the Czech Republic. (Pohár == cup, města == cities, Kroměříže being the city in question.)

And really this whole complaint… gah. Some parts of the ‘princess’ meme can’t die fast enough. Yes, girls get ‘you can do anything you want!’ when they’re young. So do boys. And boys who are bitter that they didn’t get to do anything they wanted really shouldn’t complain about girls who may or may not be able to.

AsAboveSoBelow
AsAboveSoBelow
4 years ago

The ribbons are from an equestrian competition held in the Czech town of Kroměříže. (ninja’d by Jenora Feuer).

Incidentally, the same relative who translated the ribbon for me has a baby picture in which he’s also showing “number 1” with his little fingers. The joke is that he’s announcing what’s just happened in his pants. Anyway…

(((Her Grace Phryne))): Tool of the Butt-Worshipping, Lesbian-Powered Elite
(((Her Grace Phryne))): Tool of the Butt-Worshipping, Lesbian-Powered Elite
4 years ago

I tried to do a Google Image search on the picture and it came back with “Our best guess: Stuffed Toy.” Thanks, Google. Very helpful.

Huggbees
Huggbees
4 years ago

Yelling at a baby online…… MGTOWs are amazing. Just when you think they can’t be anymore pathetic they manage to top themselves

Judas Peckerwood
4 years ago

It really does always come down to mommy issues with these losers.

MexicanHotChocolate
MexicanHotChocolate
4 years ago

So I guess we sit back and wait for MGTOWs to yell at clouds that resemble women and/or babies? That’d be the only way they could get any more pathetic.

NickNameNick
NickNameNick
4 years ago

Yeah, these guys are really “going their own way” by complaining about baby pictures. I can’t wait until they rain down the hate of some parent showing off their daughter’s finger-paintings…

Noadi
4 years ago

If it’s an equestrian competition then they’re jealous of a baby sitting with a bunch of ribbons and trophies she didn’t actually win. Babies don’t compete in those. Completely logical guess here is that baby is posing with the awards one or both parents won because cute. She’s even posed on a horse blanket so it was probably taken at the competition.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

Wow. These guys are literally angry at a LITERAL BABY because their parents posed them with some trophies and such from a horse competition.

And it’s somehow mom’s fault. Because of course it is.

OT: A veteran tore apart Drumpf’s latest speech on twitter.

I figured it was relevant since we had Mark who was claiming to be a veteran making a sad attempt at trolling last night and begging for us to vote for Drumpf.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

This is one of those times I almost feel sorry for these guys. How sad and pathetic do you have to be to get upset by a picture of a baby with prize ribbons?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

I suspect that one time they tried to take some candy from a baby but managed to fuck it up; so now they’ve got it in for babies generally.

tovius
tovius
4 years ago

Jealous of a literal baby. If they were to go any lower, they’d need to start digging.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

@tovius: P’shaw, they’ve been digging for years now.

Axecalibur
Axecalibur
4 years ago

Come on, guys. You can’t… It’s like… The fuck… Pick your battles, fellas. A baby? ‘We sure told that infant what for!’ Just… delete your accounts. Allayaz

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
4 years ago

Jealous of a baby. Yeah, that’s a real alpha move there, dudes.

Steampunked
Steampunked
4 years ago

It’s just really, really reaching by this point. I looked at the awards vaguely, thought ‘Polish? Horse comp? Horse blanket?’

I’ve been to quite a few farm shows, it’s normal to pose your animal with all of its awards draped, unless the beast is going ‘lol nope’ because of exhaustion or just being persnickety. After that, you usually get your kids (if you have them) to hold the awards up for you.

(I’ve seen kid-free people get their dogs to hold them too – for cuteness’ sake – It’s just whatever shot shows your AWESOME STASH and provides a nice memory).

As for splurging on the baby…I don’t even? Even if they were being literal, a few ribbons would cost like $10? I can’t logic this one.

epitome of incomprehensibility

Aww. So cute! (My reaction to the picture).

Some people might not think babies are cute. That’s cool too. You don’t have to.

But seeing a picture of a baby surrounded with ribbons and trophies and thinking, “Hey, that’s a GIRL baby! I’ll use her as an example of how feeeeemales are so pampered and stuff”? That shows… commitment… to the MGTOW cause, if the MGTOW cause means relentlessly and ridiculously resenting women.

Kestrel
Kestrel
4 years ago

I could be mistaken, but it looks like the trophies are for horse jumping (aka eventing if memory serves). When I was a young kid, my dad used to judge at those competitions.

I do wonder, how far off the rails does your life have to go before screaming about how entitled literal babies are on the internet seems like a good idea? Perhaps it would be best to step back and do something relaxing (and singular) like reading a book in the tub until the urge passes.

Edit- Ninja’d

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

You know, babies are pretty entitled. It’s not their fault. Their brains aren’t developed enough to think much past their own wants and needs. And adults accept this about babies and choose to love and care for them anyway. Even the girl babies. But when MGTOWs act like that, women don’t accept it. They don’t cater to their every whim. It’s so unfair that they’re expected to act like adults, not babies.

That’s why they’re jealous. They want to act like babies and be mommied by the women in their lives and they can’t. Boo fucking hoo.

pitshade
pitshade
4 years ago

Perhaps it would be best to step back and do something relaxing (and singular) like reading a book in the tub until the urge passes.

You could even make a YouTube video while you’re in there.

MissEB47
MissEB47
4 years ago

weirwoodtreehugger-It’s pathetic, isn’t it? Adults accept baby behaviour from babies, because they are babies. But MGTOWs are supposed to be adults, too. They got no excuse to act like babies. It is pathetic that they feel entitled to act like babies and to be mummied all the lives. These are grown men and they expect women to cater to their every whim. Yep, boo fucking hoo. I am enjoying a nice mug of male tears right now.

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Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

OT: Got a British friend that told me Yorkshire voted to split from the EU, so, like, sorry my Yorkshire British peeps on here if ther is any if you’re not into Brexit. That sucks.

Dr. Thang
Dr. Thang
4 years ago

Anyone else find it kinda creepy that they are calling the baby mediocre looking? Maybe if it was coming from anyone else I wouldn’t, but coming from them, it just sounds like they’re saying “she’s not even that hot!”
And it’s just plain sad that they think women waste money on babies just to spend a man’s money, such as…expensive fake baby trophies? I don’t know exactly what that guy’s pathetic little rant had to do with the picture, but I guess MGTOWs are so out of touch with reality that they can find an excuse to throw a loosely connected tantrum about women in literally anything.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ handsome jack

Although they’re announcing results by location this isn’t like a general election where there are constituencies. It’s the overall vote that counts (i.e. The side with the most votes at the end wins)

Having said that, the results seem to indicate that it’s the traditional Labour areas where the leave vote is greatest. That does make sense as I’ve always said the left wing case for Brexit is much stronger than the right wing one.

(Left and right are simplistic terms but convenient for this sort of thing)

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ David

Why’s that bad news?

The market thing is irrelevant. Uncertainty always increases volatility. Derivatives traders don’t know which way to bet, but once there’s a definite result everything stabilises again.

And what’s wrong with Brexit? As mentioned above it’s the left that have swung it.

Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

@Alan

From what I hear, it’s Britain screwing itself for no real reason. Travel prices will skyrocket and you still have to have your borders open to trade with the rest of Europe unless you guys wanna completely cut yourself from the rest of the world. You guys won’t be in any position to bargain for good trade, I’m sure? I mean, unless you guys are the leading producers of several important and highly in demand products, good luck. Hope you guys aren’t too attached to any products the rest of Europe makes.

Of course, I don’t know squat about the intricacies of European economics and don’t know much about the whole Brexit situation so I’m probably talking out of my ass. Probably very well talking out of my ass.

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

Dear Baby Girl:

Welcome to the world! I’m glad you’re here. Butterflies, babka, and red balloons. Friends and yellow roses and Chopin nocturnes.

There are also assholes here, who will try to steal your happiness, even though it couldn’t possibly do them any good. There are jerks, who will try to make themselves feel big by making you feel small. Plus other forms of evil. You’ll know it when you see it.

That’s why you have your psychic cloak of protection. Wear it when you need it. Keep yourself safe.

I’m always so happy to see that there is one more girl in the world!

Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

Ey, Kat, are you HFCS? Because that was sweet and corny.

http://i.imgur.com/l6FMcjL.gif

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ handsome jack

It is pretty complex, but the key things perhaps to remember are:

All the referendum does is allow the UK to serve notice under Article 50. What that means is there’s a minimum two year period to negotiate the new deal. Article 50 includes a provision that any deals must have the minimum negative effect on both parties’ economies.

In practice we could negotiate a deal that is functionally identical to what we have now, just with UK govt being the highest UK authority rather than Brussels.

The UK is the EU’s biggest market so they’re unlikely to want to lose that. We also sell a lot in the EU, but the 21 biggest sellers to the EU aren’t in the EU so it’s not really a bar. Also TTIP and TAFTA will subsume all the EU trade treaties soon anyway and we’ll be a part of that even if it’s via EFTA.

Also we weren’t that much in the EU anyway. There’s a “2 lane” Europe (i.e. Us and everyone else). We’re not in the eurozone, we’re not in Schengen, we have an opt out on lots of the legislation and we have an exemption from all the “ever closer union” bits in the Lisbon Treaty.

So in effect this is likely to be a change of form rather than substance.

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

@Alan

I suspect that one time they tried to take some candy from a baby but managed to fuck it up; so now they’ve got it in for babies generally.

My boyfriend and I laughed and laughed at this. And he’s totally going to steal it and repurpose it for some sort of political rant on Facebook. He’s waiting for the perfect opportunity.

JCfromNC
JCfromNC
4 years ago

@Alan

Actually, a vote to leave will tend to cause a lot more instability than a vote to stay would have, because of the worry that other countries will go “F— it, we’re out, too.” And as one pundit put it, this is kind of like if New York state or California suddenly decided to pull out of the US trade markets. So I don’t think it’s just a case of markets being unstable just until the traders know which way to lay their bets.

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

@Handsome Jack (formerly Pandapool–the species that endangers YOU)

Ha, ha! I had to go there to balance out the evil that these guys perpetuate on unsuspecting beings that share the planet with them.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

Re: Brexit

Oh gawd, the result hasn’t been confirmed and they’re already talking about a second referendum.

The debate from the Eurocrats is now whether it’s carrot or stick to get us to say ‘yes’. Do they punish us and keep the screws on until we come back or do they woo us with promises that if we do come back they’ll listen more to what we have to say?

ETA: there no actual time limit to when we serve the Art.50 notice so if the EU does offer some sweeteners in the interim there’s no obligation on the UK govt to actually leave (referendums in the UK are not binding). We might find out how much Germany really wants us!

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
4 years ago

How do they know that the baby didn’t actually win those trophies? Or at least the mom paid for those trophies herself with her own money? Not to brag but I won a modeling contest when I was a toddler I think it was 2nd or 3rd place. It’s been so long ago. I would have gotten 1st if it wasn’t for that medicine I took that made me jittering. And I’m on the front cover and in a few pages of a bass pro magazine when I was I think 6. Oh, I’m just the definition of Entitled Attention Seeking Princess.

I been taking care of my two nephews who are three and four for three weeks, they’re very smart and I love them but they were a freaking pain in the neck. I’m not exaggerating at all; they would scream, shout, run, hit and scratch each other and us, talk back to us, stick their tongues at us, etc all day everyday however I would still enjoy their company far more than I would do a manospherian.

MissEB47
http://www.starlahuchton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/The-Genie.gif
I’m sorry if I’m being inappropriate but is that really you!? Gosh, you’re pretty.

I hate to be the bringer of bad news but..
http://abc7chicago.com/news/woman-stabbed-to-death-on-cta-red-line/1398582/
And of course almost everyone says the stabber is ‘mentally ill’ and blames the government and whatever for not providing medical services to men and boys.
There is a whole lot of bad news right now but I think I’ll just settle with this one.

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

Apparently Brexit has won.

And then there’s Nigel Farage — who I understand is a right winger and I believe has a very promising (dead-end) future as an MRA:

Farage claims victory secured ‘without a bullet being fired’

Nigel Farage is claiming victory, arguing it has been achieved “without a bullet being fired”, a comment which has left some people shocked in light of the recent murder of Labour MP Jo Cox

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Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

Nigel Farage is claiming victory, arguing it has been achieved “without a bullet being fired”, a comment which has left some people shocked in light of the recent murder of Labour MP Jo Cox

This dickhole.

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

Brexit would trigger second Scottish referendum within three years, Alex Salmond warns

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/12/brexit-would-trigger-second-scottish-referendum-within-three-yea/

Axecalibur
Axecalibur
4 years ago

Brexit: in a situation where, at best, nothing bad happens, aging racists get the last laugh
I need an onomatopoeia along the lines of a disgusted yet resigned ‘ugh’ but… moreso

Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

What happens if Scotland leaves the UK? And what if Ireland tries to get out too?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ kat and handsome jack

I winced when he said that.

The good news is that Farage is pretty much an irrelevance now. UKIP just initially existed on a single platform of getting a referendum. We’ve had that now.

UKIP have tried to expand their remit a bit. When the Tories campaigned for equal marriage and the like, that left a gap for a party with a more conservative stance on social issues, so UKIP have stepped in there. I think though progressive views are winning/have won the culture wars. Most UK peeps are either progressive or indifferent on social things so that old view will become increasingly irrelevant.

Interestingly the official leave campaign kept Farage’s unofficial campaign very much at barge-pole length.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ handsome jack

Scotland could have a referendum on independence. If that happens they can apply to join the EU.

Ireland is an independent country and a member of the EU. Northern Ireland is the bit that’s part of the UK and there are more Unionists (ie people who want to be part of the UK) than Nationalsts (people who want to be part of Ireland) so nothing much will happen there.

Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

@Alan

That’s what I figured but i was wondering what would happen to Britain specifically if Scotland got its independence.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ handsome jack

In practice probably not much. Nearly all issues are devolved to the Scottish Parliament already.

The only things we now ‘share’ are defence and currency.

Scottish people contribute disproportionately to UK forces so that might be an issue, but we could have a similar deal as the one with the Gurkhas. We’d have to move the Trident base. We’ve actually been hankering for that to come to Cornwall (lots of financial benefits)

As to currency, we could either form a currency union but more likely Scotland would adopt the Euro.

I don’t see us rebuilding Hadrians Wall so we’d probably just have Scotland as part of the Free Travel Area (as we do with Ireland now)

Technically (r)Britain would be a bit better off as we subsidise Scotland to a degree.