It’s time for another episode of It Came From the Comments I Don’t Let Through, in which I post notable comments by drive-by commenters that I think regular readers here will find, er, instructive.
Today, a heaping pile of homophobia from a fellow identifying himself as Reg Handford. Are you sitting comfortably? Good, then let’s begin.
I know what you want.
We’re off to a bad start here, because pretty much everyone who’s ever said this to me has not known what I want at all.
A society run by feminists and powered by lesbians, where the feminists have the gays under their thumb so that they say exactly the right words and visions on the media they control.
Here’s what a lesbian-powered society might look like, with the lesbians represented for no good reason by totally adorable dogs.
Mr. Handford continues:
Control is placed on judges and educators and professors who know they must obey your ideological dictates or suffer savaging in the media.
The people you attack are meek limp men, ‘guilty’ whites, and christians confused about their religion, praying for forgiveness, lol.
Well, actually, the people I write about tend to be raging bigots; that’s kind of the point of the blog. Most of them aren’t actually what you’d call “meek,” unless, say, calling women the c-word online is a form of meekness I just haven’t heard about.
Indeed, Mr. Handford’s comment was a response to my recent post about The Daily Stormer celebrating the Orlando massacre for supposedly “secur[ing] the election for Trump.” “And the best part?” the Daily Stormer’s Andrew Anglin added. “Nothing of value was lost. Fifty dead homos.”
Again, I’m having a little trouble seeing how this counts as “meekness.”
Gays have already hijacked the rainbow; the populace is so stupid that they think gays own the rainbow. Really!!! That stupid!!!
Technically, the rainbow is co-owned by the gays and Skittles.
The mistake you are making is that you are attacking males, whites and christians so intensely that they have no more cheeks to turn; they have no choice but to fight back.
Yeah, the guys I write about aren’t exactly turning the other cheek. Nor are they all guys. Or white, or Christian.
Personally I will fight you to the end of life, to hell and back, in words, pictures and vitriol, until I am able to see your ideology discarded in the toxic wastebin of history.
Vocabulary.com defines “vitriol” as “language so mean-spirited and bitter that it could eat through metal.” Clearly the language of a great and noble human rights movement!
Let me help you understand gaiety. Lets get down and dirty on that.. Gaiety advocates the
Ok, Reg, let me cut you off right there. What follows is a puerile description of sexual acts that are often performed by gay men, straight women, and straight men. The word “weenies” is used.
That’s All It Is. Nothing more. Just the Pride of unsanitary acts. That is who you are worshipping. Too stupid to know what an anus is for.
Says someone who seems to use his own anus as a storage place for his head.
The next bit is a little unexpected.
As for Trump, his books emphasize safety, and economic changes to improve living standards. Solid ideas. He passes no comment on butt-worshippers. But he has no plans how we can crush gay propaganda. And that is the issue of the era. So he is a wimp.
Donald Trump: Tool of the Butt-Worshipping, Lesbian-Powered Elite.
@pitshade
My dog just eats hats
You win the thread by proxy 🙂
BREAKING: Female MP shot and stabbed by 52 year old man during advice surgery in Yorkshire. Few details at the moment, attack seems to be more politically motivated than gender related though.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-leeds-36543180
Truly worthy of worship. *bows down*
Dawwwwww:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/15/kitten-survives-300-mile-ordeal-world-falls-in-love-with-pilot-who-saved-it-5945161/
Men in military uniform don’t do anything for me, I’m more about women in x-country ski gear — and one woman in particular — but that kitten!
Just stopping by to add: I’ve never heard the word “gaiety” used that way before. And sure, gayness in the abstract “advocates” for things. Right. That makes sense.
Also, Alan, that cat is adorable 🙂
Ha! Thanks for improving my terrible translation, Ben! You are a hero.
Perhaps slightly more on topic: I think we can all agree that butts are good, and assholes bad.
<3 OoglyBoggles, that super duper sucks. Though at the same time, good for you on putting him to the curb! He has wasted enough of your time. I hope that you are happy to prove him wrong by merely existing 🙂
@sunnysombrera, :C That is terrible. Thank you for sharing, though.
No stupider than Americans thinking that they own red, white, and blue (and just as based in reality [both the thought and that any appreciable “populace” actually thinks it]).
So some good news today in the US Senate. 🙂
Some horrible news out of Mexico – it happened 3 weeks ago but just hearing about it now:
http://remezcla.com/culture/xalapa-gay-bar-murders/
@Alan:
Ahh, David Frum. There’s a bit of a love-hate relationship with him here in Canada, especially here in Toronto where he grew up.
He’s done a good job of painting himself as the ‘last sane conservative’ lately, though a great many feel that he has either refused to recognize or at the very least downplayed how much he helped the current situation to come about while he was working for George W. Bush.
It’s kind of funny how many countries have red, white, and blue on their flags. It’s like, half of all the countries.
@ WWTH
There are various theories as to why that is. The common explanation in Britain of course is that they’re all modelled on our flag.
The truth is more mundane. Until modern synthetic dyes became available, red and blue were the cheapest dyes that didn’t fade.
(That’s what they told me at the colour museum anyway)
@ jenora
One phenomena I’ve noticed is that American politicians and political aides (of all stripes) seem to be a lot more candid when they’re talking on British television; especially the more specialised political programmes.
I don’t know if that’s because of the atmosphere over here (where the political programmes have a much less partisan vibe) or just because they don’t have to worry as much about going ‘off message’ on a programme that probably only a few thousand Brits watch, let alone Americans back home?
*Anecdote warning*
In my roadie days I used to work on a BBC programme called the Late Show. When it was cancelled I asked if I could have the title card (it was a really cool wolf picture). When the presenter asked me why I explained that I really enjoyed the show.
(She was a bit happier when I explained I didn’t have a TV)
Nnnnnngh!
This thread’s turned into a bit of a grab-bag, so here’s a story on a ‘victory’ that should never have been necessary to win (CW: workplace sexual harassment and assault):
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/theater/news/ct-profiles-theatre-chicago-closes-20160615-story.html
@ moggie
Argh, so sorry! I feel like I should turn myself into the police!
@Moggie
http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-this-is-the-sort-of-pedantry-up-with-which-i-will-not-put-winston-churchill-340357.jpg
@Moggie:
Had it been “phenomenon,” the correct reaction would have been, “Do dooo do do-do.”
@ Richard
Ha, guess what I’d just been googling for…
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/c/cc/Mansow.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101105015951
@Fishy Goat: BUTTBUMP!! *snicker*
What these people call “Christian”(tm) is not any form of Christianity at all but a sordid sex cult. Why should these white supremist toxic male phallus worshippers call themselves Christian at all except that it is a nice label by which to claim moral superiority over everybody else? They would have hated Jesus in real life anyway, as he was a coffee coloured asexual Jooo who associated himself with the tax collectors and prostitutes. He did not judge people, and instructed people to “judge not lest thee be judged”. Jesus was not a pimp daddy rolling on tons of dollar bills and bling and naked hos, with a assault rifle to shoot the ‘queers’! That’s the Jesus they worship! Look at the loony prosperity preachers and their God of Mamon! It’s vile that they associate their hate crimes with the teachings of Jesus!!! Jesus said to feed the poor, heal the sick and cast out demons, the demons they should cast out are themselves!
Made me laugh. A lot.
About the guy that mentioned he thinks Raiden and Dante would approve of shooting people, I have to ask…
Why? Why would they think that’s a good thing, morally? I like myself violent games and movies but the reason the hero is portrayed sympathetically is because he’s trying to stop people from getting hurt. If the hero was the guy with the bigger gun, wouldn’t Hans Gruber be the protagonist instead of John McClane?
@Alan:
Well, that sort of commentary is pretty normal for Frum these days; as I said, he’s been actively painting himself as the ‘last sane conservative’ for a while now. And as much of the Republican party has been charging off a cliff, his more thoughtful style has left him without many allies in the party. He’s not a big fan of the Tea Party or Moral Majority types.
But he seemed quite fine with riding the tiger until it threw him off and started chewing at him, too.
@Oogly: Good for you for getting that toxic person out of your life. Although, fuck him for thinking Dante or Raiden would stand for his bullshit. Both of them made a goddamned point of protecting people. Dante especially.
Actually, Asexuals own the grey.
http://www.theradicalnotion.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/asexual-flag-e1436110528668.png
And us Pansexuals are running a racket with printer ink, since all printers run on CMYK (though we pay a small fee to the Asexuals for the “blacK”, for protection money and copyright useage. Also, that funds their Project Mitosis, whatever that is).
Which maybe explains why I felt so drawn to Graphic Design as a major. I mean, my work involves printers of all kinds!