So I recently checked in on some of the more popular white supremacist hashtags on Twitter and found a bunch of lovely, lovely memes. For a moment I considered poking my eyes out, but then I thought, hey, why not have a contest instead?
So here are some of the memes I collected. Vote for your favorite — by which I mean the one that makes you want to poke out your eyes the most. And remember, when considering white supremacist memes, unreadability and incomprehensibility are pluses!
The Chart of Great Unreadability
Wilhelm Reich Said a Thing
Hollyjew Squares
Who are Jew? Who who, who who?
Er, why is there a kitty?
Why is there a car?
Whiggers and Mixers
NOTE: This meme is so terrible I’m not going to post it, though you can see it by clicking on the kitty below
2001: A White Odyssey
The Programmer, Programming Away
Vote for your fave!
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The mixer one. Uggh. I have developed a theory over the last couple of days, that Trump’s popularity is down to some folks thinking that society has allowed this gay marriage thing to go to far. And that Drumpf supporters are angry that the republicans haven’t done anything to stop it.
I have to go with Wilhelm Reich one for quoting a book the Nazis actually banned. I’m not sure if I choose it because it highlights the stupidity of white supremacists or because it reveals the modern Nazi is no longer burdened with need to conceal the barbarism at the heart of their beliefs, so that a book written as an exposé becomes a how to manual
I can’t help wondering why they included what looks like a Chinese dragon in the “self hatred is sick” one.
I voted for Hollyjew squares only because I’m not sure what cancer industry is supposed to mean. In my mind it would be polluting industries and the tobacco industry. But the picture is of a doctor, so I guess that means that what, treating cancer is bad? Or cancer isn’t real, it’s just something the Jews made up? I don’t get it.
I voted for the one with the kitties in the background, because: Why?
Why are there kittens in the background of your racist meme?
@ WWTH
This is something you see on the fringes of the vegan health community (they don’t blame Jews though). They honestly believe that the medical profession is conspiring to suppress cancer cures for profit and that things like chemotherapy etc are just unnecessary palliatives.
Is it bad that I can sort of read the chart of unreadability? It’s mostly the same stuff which appears on nearly every conspiracy chart.
The mixers one… I don’t think they see black people as an enemy so much as a combination of pest infestation and obstacle to their perfect world. But white people who, in their eyes, should know better? Traitors or too stupid to live, and thus deserve no mercy.
Haven’t read any comments yet so I can vote without being unduly influenced.
I gotta vote for “White Self-Hatred is Sick!” It makes no sense (or not much, anyway.)
Plus, what is that thing in the upper left corner supposed to be?? What am I missing here?
Can I vote for the kitty?
Please?
That really was a terrible meme. What did Eric Andre ever do to anybody??
@ (((Hambeast)))
The tail of a whale, maybe?
If anyone’s wondering about the Chart of Unreadability, it’s a reformatted version of this:
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Pol_cultural_Marxism_conspiracy_flowchart.jpg
Apparently someone looked at that chart and said, “This is really quite well thought-out, but there’s still room for improvement. I’ll run it through a ‘Matrix’ filter, add a few paragraphs of red pill rhetoric, and then do some lossy compression to get the file down to a more reasonable size!”
(Edit – seems like the link isn’t coming through. The original is on rationalwiki.org, in the “Cultural Marxism” article)
What I find strange about the meme hiding behind the kitty is that the “whigger” is in the foreground while the “mixer” is in the background. For all the whining they do about cuckolding and white genocide, it appears they’re more offended by the white guy who wears dreads, listens to Rastafarian music, and presumably smokes pot. Also, does that guy look like Zac De La Rocha to anyone else? I could see a white supremacist in my age range having a real hate on for Rage.
Who knew that Jewish people are both anti-gun and also the military industrial complex. Fascinating.
Looks to me like the top left picture in that one is the tail of a white whale, to me. Which is good, of course, ’cause its’ white.
EDIT: @Viscaria, it’s cause they don’t want to good honest freedom-lovin American citizens to have guns that they could use to heroically fight off the nefarious zionist US military.
I had trouble picking one myself, ultimately decided on “who are Jew” because, wait, the Jews did … your daughter’s low self-esteem? It’s basically all those “Thanks, Obama!” gifs, but with Jews instead of Obama.
I almost voted for Hollyjew Squares because it includes Snape.
Whiggers wins most horrible, the kitty and car ones win most WTF.
As Bina noted, the Wilhelm Reich one is supposed to show how eeeeeevil he and other Frankfurt school “cultural Marxists” are. Also, he’s Jewish (even though he didn’t consider himself Jewish.)
The incomprehensible chart is a version of this chart:
Open the pic in a new tab to see the details; it’s actually clear when you see it full sized.
I couldn’t find a higher res version of the green on black pic.
EDIT: Ninjaed!
Ah, I get it now. White supremacists need an insult that they can direct towards white people who don’t share their views or that they just plain don’t like.
So they call them ‘Jew’
@PI
Apparently kitties transcend hate.
Oh, the Frankfurt School again, yawn.
Is there anything they are not responsible for? Odd socks? Traffic wardens? Hangnails?
I don’t know if you noticed, but the “whiggers and mixers” meme is semi-visible in the voting section.
Forgot to mention I voted for the Great chart of Incomprehensibility. It says so much without actually saying anything at all (the only words I could make out are COMMUNIST in big bold letters, “family”, “religion” and “property” at one of the branches)
I love the ones who try desperately hard to be taken seriously. Like really? Did you just discover the matrix movie? Did you really think referencing what’s become a tired cliche at that point was the best way to make your argument? Maybe it’s the designer in me but there’s something I find hilarious when a ton of effort is put in to make something and it comes out looking terrible and functionally useless.
Damn it. I took a kinda internet break for a few days as I’m going through some bad personal stuff and was a bit too sensitive.
Come back, see the race mixers meme and *boom* … crying. What the fuck is wrong with them?! The background of a woman holding a baby while having a gun pointed at her, and in this the reader is supposed to be sympathetic to the person with the gun?
FUCK EVERYTHING EVER! I need to go cross stitch all the swear words I know.
I’m voting for “Whiggers” and “Mixers”, because at least that one is honest (as in what they honestly want to do), but doesn’t ruin kittens forever.
@ dr nicola
Sorry to hear that. Won’t pry but hope things have got/will get better for you.
Also hope it gets better, Dr.NicolaLuna.
It didn’t make me cry, but filled me with a seething hatred which I left out of my comments because this isn’t my blog. If I were a less angry person I might have cried too, though.
I don’t know how Dave looks at this shit every day.
In the “Holyjew Squares”, is the “Law Courts” guy Severus Snape?
Come on, don’t tell me you don’t think the same.