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POLL: Which of these White Supremacist memes is the White Supremacist-est?

Cat Supremacist meme
Fixed that for you

So I recently checked in on some of the more popular white supremacist hashtags on Twitter and found a bunch of lovely, lovely memes. For a moment I considered poking my eyes out, but then I thought, hey, why not have a contest instead?

So here are some of the memes I collected. Vote for your favorite — by which I mean the one that makes you want to poke out your eyes the most. And remember, when considering white supremacist memes, unreadability and incomprehensibility are pluses!

The Chart of Great Unreadability

chart

Wilhelm Reich Said a Thing

smash

Hollyjew Squares

hollyjew2

Who are Jew? Who who, who who?

whojew

Er, why is there a kitty?

whykitty

Why is there a car?

trumpcar

Whiggers and Mixers

NOTE: This meme is so terrible I’m not going to post it, though you can see it by clicking on the kitty below

clickkitty_phixr

2001: A White Odyssey

whitebaby

The Programmer, Programming Away

programmer

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GiJoel
GiJoel
4 years ago

The mixer one. Uggh. I have developed a theory over the last couple of days, that Trump’s popularity is down to some folks thinking that society has allowed this gay marriage thing to go to far. And that Drumpf supporters are angry that the republicans haven’t done anything to stop it.

richardbillericay
richardbillericay
4 years ago

I have to go with Wilhelm Reich one for quoting a book the Nazis actually banned. I’m not sure if I choose it because it highlights the stupidity of white supremacists or because it reveals the modern Nazi is no longer burdened with need to conceal the barbarism at the heart of their beliefs, so that a book written as an exposé becomes a how to manual

Paint
Paint
4 years ago

I can’t help wondering why they included what looks like a Chinese dragon in the “self hatred is sick” one.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
4 years ago

I voted for Hollyjew squares only because I’m not sure what cancer industry is supposed to mean. In my mind it would be polluting industries and the tobacco industry. But the picture is of a doctor, so I guess that means that what, treating cancer is bad? Or cancer isn’t real, it’s just something the Jews made up? I don’t get it.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

I voted for the one with the kitties in the background, because: Why?

Why are there kittens in the background of your racist meme?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ WWTH

This is something you see on the fringes of the vegan health community (they don’t blame Jews though). They honestly believe that the medical profession is conspiring to suppress cancer cures for profit and that things like chemotherapy etc are just unnecessary palliatives.

Snowberry
Snowberry
4 years ago

Is it bad that I can sort of read the chart of unreadability? It’s mostly the same stuff which appears on nearly every conspiracy chart.

The mixers one… I don’t think they see black people as an enemy so much as a combination of pest infestation and obstacle to their perfect world. But white people who, in their eyes, should know better? Traitors or too stupid to live, and thus deserve no mercy.

(((Hambeast))) now with extra parentheses!
(((Hambeast))) now with extra parentheses!
4 years ago

Haven’t read any comments yet so I can vote without being unduly influenced.

I gotta vote for “White Self-Hatred is Sick!” It makes no sense (or not much, anyway.)

Plus, what is that thing in the upper left corner supposed to be?? What am I missing here?

RTod
RTod
4 years ago

Can I vote for the kitty?

Please?

Mikkay
Mikkay
4 years ago

That really was a terrible meme. What did Eric Andre ever do to anybody??

pitshade
pitshade
4 years ago

@ (((Hambeast)))

The tail of a whale, maybe?

Chaos-Engineer
Chaos-Engineer
4 years ago

If anyone’s wondering about the Chart of Unreadability, it’s a reformatted version of this:

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Pol_cultural_Marxism_conspiracy_flowchart.jpg

Apparently someone looked at that chart and said, “This is really quite well thought-out, but there’s still room for improvement. I’ll run it through a ‘Matrix’ filter, add a few paragraphs of red pill rhetoric, and then do some lossy compression to get the file down to a more reasonable size!”

(Edit – seems like the link isn’t coming through. The original is on rationalwiki.org, in the “Cultural Marxism” article)

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
4 years ago

What I find strange about the meme hiding behind the kitty is that the “whigger” is in the foreground while the “mixer” is in the background. For all the whining they do about cuckolding and white genocide, it appears they’re more offended by the white guy who wears dreads, listens to Rastafarian music, and presumably smokes pot. Also, does that guy look like Zac De La Rocha to anyone else? I could see a white supremacist in my age range having a real hate on for Rage.

Viscaria
Viscaria
4 years ago

Who knew that Jewish people are both anti-gun and also the military industrial complex. Fascinating.

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
4 years ago

Looks to me like the top left picture in that one is the tail of a white whale, to me. Which is good, of course, ’cause its’ white.

EDIT: @Viscaria, it’s cause they don’t want to good honest freedom-lovin American citizens to have guns that they could use to heroically fight off the nefarious zionist US military.

Moocow
4 years ago

Ah, I get it now. White supremacists need an insult that they can direct towards white people who don’t share their views or that they just plain don’t like.

So they call them ‘Jew’

@PI

Apparently kitties transcend hate.

Cupcakes 4 Hitler
Cupcakes 4 Hitler
4 years ago

Oh, the Frankfurt School again, yawn.
Is there anything they are not responsible for? Odd socks? Traffic wardens? Hangnails?

Cavoyo
Cavoyo
4 years ago

I don’t know if you noticed, but the “whiggers and mixers” meme is semi-visible in the voting section.

Moocow
4 years ago

Forgot to mention I voted for the Great chart of Incomprehensibility. It says so much without actually saying anything at all (the only words I could make out are COMMUNIST in big bold letters, “family”, “religion” and “property” at one of the branches)

I love the ones who try desperately hard to be taken seriously. Like really? Did you just discover the matrix movie? Did you really think referencing what’s become a tired cliche at that point was the best way to make your argument? Maybe it’s the designer in me but there’s something I find hilarious when a ton of effort is put in to make something and it comes out looking terrible and functionally useless.

Dr. NicolaLuna, Epic Slut
Dr. NicolaLuna, Epic Slut
4 years ago

Damn it. I took a kinda internet break for a few days as I’m going through some bad personal stuff and was a bit too sensitive.

Come back, see the race mixers meme and *boom* … crying. What the fuck is wrong with them?! The background of a woman holding a baby while having a gun pointed at her, and in this the reader is supposed to be sympathetic to the person with the gun?

FUCK EVERYTHING EVER! I need to go cross stitch all the swear words I know.

Sascha Vykos
Sascha Vykos
4 years ago

I’m voting for “Whiggers” and “Mixers”, because at least that one is honest (as in what they honestly want to do), but doesn’t ruin kittens forever.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ dr nicola

Sorry to hear that. Won’t pry but hope things have got/will get better for you.

Sascha Vykos
Sascha Vykos
4 years ago

Also hope it gets better, Dr.NicolaLuna.

It didn’t make me cry, but filled me with a seething hatred which I left out of my comments because this isn’t my blog. If I were a less angry person I might have cried too, though.

I don’t know how Dave looks at this shit every day.

(((Chiomara)))
(((Chiomara)))
4 years ago

In the “Holyjew Squares”, is the “Law Courts” guy Severus Snape?

Come on, don’t tell me you don’t think the same.

(((Boogerghost)))
(((Boogerghost)))
4 years ago

Things I’ve learned today:
*Jews are pushing both for feminism AND for your daughter to have low self-esteem.
*White people invented grapefruit.
*White people invented coffee.
*White people invented citrus vodka.
*White people invented watermelon.
*White people invented kittens.
*Transphobic, homophobic misogynists still filter their worldview through the filmic brainchild of two queer trans women. 🙂 – Look, I know you don’t necessarily have to relate to the artist to relate to the art, but that still makes me smile every time I think about it.

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo
4 years ago

To me, he looks like Snape crossed with the Grand High Witch.

(((Chiomara)))
(((Chiomara)))
4 years ago

Ninja’d several times

“Cancer Industry”… ?

I don’t understand. Are they saying that Jews are responsible for cancer?

Well, I have seen anti-vaxxers saying shit like “cancer is caused by vaccines/x-rays/mammography/chem trails on purpose” or like “Cancer is not real. People die because they are maliciously diagnosed with cancer so they spend money with chemio, then people die because of “chemo”.So this may be what they are talking about.

Hey, though I distantly descend from converted jews, I don’t have a jew name nor am a jew. So if anyone is bothered about the “((()))” I put in my name, just tell me.

dustwolves
dustwolves
4 years ago

So basically it’s down to 1: Very Serious but unfortunately illegible chart, 2: cartoonishly obvious, uh, cartoons, and 3: just general wtf-ery (the rest). I may go with the chart because it’s the least painful to look at and the combination of pomposity and simple image compression fail makes me laugh, but is it the worst? Hmmm…

Dalillama
4 years ago

@Dr. Nicolaluna
*hugs* & best wishes.

Snowberry
Snowberry
4 years ago

If I knew an anti-semitic conspiracy theorist was also a devout member of an abrahamic religion, I’d be tempted to say, “What part of ‘god’s chosen people’ are you not understanding?” …but I’m probably not trollish enough to actually do so.

Karalora
Karalora
4 years ago

Also, I can only imagine the Who are Jews? one sung like the Stonecutter’s song in Simpsons, which lightens the whole oppressive nausea feeling from the rest of the page.

Like:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
Heeebreeewwws! Heeebreeewwws!

Like that?

numerobis
numerobis
4 years ago

He-Brew is some fine beer.

The mixers one, holy shit, time for an intervention.

Pseudonym
Pseudonym
4 years ago

This is a tough call, because while the violent “we’re gonna get you” one is what we typically think of as classic-era white supremacy, that stuff you can actually understand.

Modern white supremacy is completely incoherent, so the bizarre incomprehensible ones (e.g. the chart, which if anything is even harder to make out when you can read the text) probably reflect that best.

sillybill
sillybill
4 years ago

i think whiggers n mixers is the worst because of the explicit death threats.

Snowberry – I agree with yr traitors comment. One common denominator of all authoritarian/absolutist systems, regardless of ideology or religous identity, is an obsession with the idea of internal purges. Everyone within the larger ‘in group’ who opposes the party line or even lacks sufficient zeal must be systematically eliminated or ejected (if they’re lucky) as a danger to the purity of the body politic.

David – took a look at yr link to the original chart – “dysgenics”?!!!

epitome of incomprehensibility

I ALSO thought the “Law Courts” guy in “Hollyjew Squares” looked like Severus Snape played by Alan Rickman. (Why do people who do cool things keep dying?)

Anyway, I picked the one that says “White Self-Hatred Is Sick” because someone seems to be under the impression that shelves of beer bottles, tunnels, kittens, watermelons, and grapefruit are all white people. Or maybe that they were all invented by white people, because we all know white people invented kittens.

About grapefruits – according to Wikipedia, there was a story that a white guy came to Jamaica and bred a pomelo with an orange to make the first grapefruit, but Dr. Wikipedia concludes that the grapefruit is probably an accidental hybrid. (And aren’t white supremacists supposed to be against hybrids? No grapefruits for you!)

littleknown
littleknown
4 years ago

I read YoullNeverGuess’s comment on page 1 in the voice of Darkwing Duck: “I am the terror that flaps in the night…”

Good memories.

Saphira
Saphira
4 years ago

HOLD UP. Look at that Warhol-esque parade of Hollyjew Squares… You can’t fool me! I know that guy in the “courts” square. Do you mean to tell me SEVERUS SNAPE CONTROLS THE COURTS?

I was thinking the same thing looking at that meme.

Tessa
Tessa
4 years ago

PI

I voted for the one with the kitties in the background, because: Why?

Why are there kittens in the background of your racist meme?

Well, they are white kitties.

I vote for the Reich quote. The quote is actual condemning everything being talked about right? It reads very condemny… but they seem to be quoting it as a “ha! this is why it’s important!” Maybe I’m misinterpreting.

Anyway, is there a bigger version of the chart?

Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
4 years ago

Yeah, why is Snape in charge of “Law courts”?

Also, what the heck is “NareBLA?”

Orion
Orion
4 years ago

@Snowberry,

They’d probably just quote Galatians at you, anyway.

Flora
Flora
4 years ago

I know this is a weird thing to nitpick out of the legible version of the incomprehensible chart, but how does attacking gender roles lead to cheaper labour? Are men paid less for being femme? If women were to get back in the kitchen would that some how drive down the cost of labour? Are women incompetent at their jobs so they must hire twice as many women as white men to do the same thing?

So confused.

Flora
Flora
4 years ago

Also, I found a black/green version of the incomprehensible chart that has more details than the one from rational wiki. http://www.moreright.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/infograph.png

Ktoryx
Ktoryx
4 years ago

Do they… do they know how flow charts work?

Redsilkphoenix
Redsilkphoenix
4 years ago

About the cancer thing….

Some years ago, I read a comment that claimed that cancer could be cured today IF the cancer-industrial complex (sibling to the military-industrial complex) wanted to. But they don’t, because there’s no money in curing cancer; the big money is in things like chemo and infusions and mammograms and other such tests. Create a cure for cancer, and *poof* no more money for the obscenely rich people who run the cancer industry.

That’s one of the strands to this ‘cancer has no cure’ thing, at least.

Snowberry
Snowberry
4 years ago

Killing cancer is easy. Doing so without killing the rest of the patient is quite hard.

I’m sure we’ll have a cure for cancer someday. But it probably won’t happen until after we have a cure for virus.

Axecalibur
Axecalibur
4 years ago

@Redsilkphoenix

cancer could be cured today IF the cancer-industrial complex (sibling to the military-industrial complex) wanted to

Bollocks of the highest order. Cancer isn’t a thing. It’s a multitude of different things. Every cancer is different, everyone with cancer is different. We’ll have (actually good) sexbots, before THE cure for cancer, whatever that means

But they don’t, because there’s no money in curing cancer

There are ~1.5m new cancer cases a year in the US. That’s half of 1% of the population of the country and nothing compared to 7b+. If they had a cancer ‘vaccine’ or whatevs that would prevent cancer incidence:
(90% of children get vaccinated)*(4m babies born in 2015)*(ex. HPV shot costs $140)*(a booster)=nearly a billion a year in the US alone
Do the same in fast growing pop centers (Middle East, south/east Asia, Africa) and that’s a lot of cash. All that, and the non R&D costs of such a thing would be miniscule compared to the overhead on chemo. Of course, I repeat, that’s not how cancer works. But yeah, there’d be money in it

YoullNeverGuess
YoullNeverGuess
4 years ago

I do kind of love that according to the chart, Social Science departments are directly responsible for destroying civilization. Social sciences are important, but that might be according them a little too much weight.

rugbyyogi
rugbyyogi
4 years ago

I didn’t vote – because…yuck. But I would definitely cast my vote for one of the more comprehensible ones because the bizarre and the unreadable aren’t gonna convince anyone and are merely an abstract impression of the hate of the maker. Obviously the ‘whigger’ one is particularly vile as it’s directly inciting violence whereas some of the others are just -handily- a step away from that. It did make me feel a bit sorry for folk like that, though – hated by the white supremacists and reviled by those who are cultural appropriation police and looked down on by people whose choice in cross-cultural appreciation (from oriental carpets to squash blossom necklaces) is a marker of a different class.

ADVICE REQUIRED

OK, so completely off-topic, but here’s a current conundrum. I’m arranging a small event for a client in a somewhat techy area and provided a potential attendee list that was quite gender balanced. They selected from the list of who they’d like me to invite and there’s not a single woman on the list. The included some men who I think are less important in the field than many of the women, including a guy who I just included on the list as a sort of favour because I like him.

Now, it’s entirely possible that some of the women might be on a nix list because of previous experiences, but I somehow doubt it – however, because of that possibility, I can’t just unilaterally invite some though I can’t believe they’ve had run-ins with them all. I should be speaking with the client this morning and I’m not sure what to say?

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
4 years ago

I don’t suppose it would be appropriate for you to ask if there was any concerns which made the client decide to leave individuals off the invite list – maybe phrase it so it doesn’t specify that you’re asking “Hey why are NO women on this list”…did they cross off any men? What sort of event are you arranging? Does the client not seem the type to think along lines such as “If we leave out women, how will we be perceived for doing so?”

Gah @rugbyyogi, I don’t know what to suggest and I feel for you on having to deal with this situation because from here, it looks like it sucks. 😛