So I recently checked in on some of the more popular white supremacist hashtags on Twitter and found a bunch of lovely, lovely memes. For a moment I considered poking my eyes out, but then I thought, hey, why not have a contest instead?
So here are some of the memes I collected. Vote for your favorite — by which I mean the one that makes you want to poke out your eyes the most. And remember, when considering white supremacist memes, unreadability and incomprehensibility are pluses!
The Chart of Great Unreadability
Wilhelm Reich Said a Thing
Hollyjew Squares
Who are Jew? Who who, who who?
Er, why is there a kitty?
Why is there a car?
Whiggers and Mixers
NOTE: This meme is so terrible I’m not going to post it, though you can see it by clicking on the kitty below
2001: A White Odyssey
The Programmer, Programming Away
Vote for your fave!
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@YoullNeverGuess
This is such genius. That saved my day. Thank you.
@Alan
Isn’t that Four Lions ? I’d forgotten that part somehow. But it’s brilliant.
@ sinkable john
Yup. Love that film; especially Barry.
Hollyjew Squares really showcases both their anti-Semitism and their unoriginality. We get it, you borrowed that Nick Bougas cartoon because you can’t do any better.
I went with Reich because it’s equal parts, “Yes, that’s the point” and “How do I meme?”
I can’t pick, because I think they’re all awful, but I’ve gotta say that I don’t think they understand what Wilhelm Reich was getting at.
I saved Wilhelm Reich. He actually knew what he was talking about, which is why they hate him.
The one hidden behind the white kitty is the dreadful one.
I vote for the kitty. Not the one you see if you click the kitty; I didn’t actually click the kitty. I just want to snuggle that kitty.
Were I forced to pick between the ones I didn’t have to click a kitty to see (because, again, I didn’t) the massive unreadable chart has to be the best. It is most like the Timecube, which always wins points from me.
Is the ‘fake opposition’ Jew supposed to be Alex Jones?!!
“Cancer Industry”… ?
I don’t understand. Are they saying that Jews are responsible for cancer?
Otherwise, I’d like (probably not really) to see a larger version of the chart of unreadability, because I feel like that’d be worth a few gobsmacked chuckles.
@NetNrrd:
My first thought was wondering why Snape was in that meme, too.
I’m going to go with the Bitchin’ Camaro because I can totally see them doing doughnuts on my lawn
I’m torn between the chart and “Who are the Jews?” They’re all awful in their own special way, of course, but these two are what I expect to see if I’m told, “I’m going to show you an explanation of why the Jews are evil.” I think if I could read the chart well enough to see some of the points, I’d probably tilt that way (they’re usually incomprehensible because of bad logic, rather than illegibility), so “Who are the Jews?” it is.
This is one of those contests where no one wins, ain’t it?
And yeah, I read the Reich quote like, three times, trying to figure out why it’d be on an alt-right site. Pathetic, even in their shittiness.
I do believe that is the case, yes. Or rather, that ‘cancer’ is a non-existent thing used by Jewish doctors as part of an effort to cull the goyim, or something. Alternately, those same doctors are covering up the totally legit dietary cures that would wipe out cancer in just a few years because that would mean they can’t charge outrageous sums for chemo.
And remember, it’s that sort of treatment (and the cost thereof) that drives the health-care debate, and leads us ever down the path of socialism, which is the real goal, once the Zionists have bled us dry of money, though why they’d want to go to a system that would siphon money away from themselves at that point is kinda confusing.
@Alan
Yeah, forreal. How does vid embedding work? Sometimes it puts the video in the comment, sometimes it’s just the link. If anyone knows, let me know, peas n tanks
Also the racists are right (puns), folks. We should ensure a future for white children. We could subsidize healthier school lunches, and ensure quality medical care, and… What, now? Like exclusively? Oh. Nevermind
@cupcakes 4 Hitler
Yeah, that confused me at first too, until I realised that in the ass-backwards world of white supremacists authoritarianism is considered a good thing. Such is the way of someone completely locked inside their own little ideological bubble; they can misconstrue literally anything you say in their favor.
The Whiggers and Mixers one is by far the worse one to me.
I regret that click.
Also, I can only imagine the Who are Jews? one sung like the Stonecutter’s song in Simpsons, which lightens the whole oppressive nausea feeling from the rest of the page.
Somewhat.
@Terrabeau
I’ve had this kind of ‘meme theory’, they so love to put words in other people’s mouths, be it their favourite, Hitler, or the likes of Mao Zedong, Einstien, Freud, Gandhi, Stalin, Mussolini, whoever, I just take these quotes with a large pinch of salt. You can pick a sound bite out of context to support any agenda you like basically.
Bravo, YoullNeverGuess, that was inspired.
I went with the unreadable chart, because these guys can never make a point without making stupid connect-the-dots conspiracy theories all around it and tripping themselves hilariously up in all the cobwebs.
2001 (and its oh-so-original 14 words) was a close second, though, just for the sheer idiotic paranoia of it all. White people ARE secure, bozo…who do you think runs the world and buys the most fucking GUNS? Any insecurity plaguing them is strictly a phantom of their own overactive imaginations…or a product of capitalism, which is the real enemy of everyone, but which they’re stupidly sworn to “protect”.
(Luckily, there aren’t enough of those assclowns to actually have a “Day of Reckoning”. And it’s way more likely that they’ll just purge each other instead of anyone else.)
Why do they want to shoot Tim Minchin?
He was. I guess they’re using him as their emblematic example of “Cultural Marxism” (which is not a thing, except in their own fever-swamp imaginations), and as an author of Books That Must Be Burned In The Great Coming Purge, or some such. His quite reasonable contentions are being held up as an example of the kind of thought that must be stamped out at all costs.
(At least, that was MY take.)
I think the ‘fake opposition’ is meant to be Trump, or would that be way too weird?
@You’ll Never Guess, very funny 🙂
My vote is for Reich, because I found reading that edifying, I suspect if I look too closely at any of the others my IQ might start leaking out.
@Freemage:
I don’t… what?
Conspiracy theories make my head hurt.
I think the point of the Reich quote is that they take it for granted that women need to be madonnas, and so this is a very telling quote about how anti-fascists really just want to corrupt the morality of the womanfolk.
Maybe I said this before but I’ll repeat this again. Many of these fascist types make Friedrich Nietzsche into a fetish. They pick things things he wrote that sound nice to them but completely ignore the rest of his convoluted philosophy. It’s interesting how Nietzsche speaks of ressentiment in Christianity. He says that ressentiment, that self-pity and desire for revenge, reaches its highest expression in the Last Judgment, where the entire world is destroyed and all the “evil” non-Christians are cast into Hell. It’s an extreme form of hatred of this world.
Now, to my main point. Fascists are very much like the most extreme Christians. They are so full of ressentiment, self-pity, and self-deception, they cast themselves as eternal victims of the world while pretending to be pure and strong. And like extreme Christians, they hate the world so deeply they want to utterly destroy it. They have their own Last Judgment, the “race war”, where they eradicate every non-white person or white person who politically opposes them.
Another example: In one particular forum of fascists, one of the people there complained about being blocked from a gaming forum for their misogynistic remarks. My question is, “Why by Lucifer’s beard was she berating women in the first place?” Then that same idiot compares herself to the devil (in a positive sense) as if she was some kind of radical truth-teller. My answer is, “Don’t flatter yourself. You’re not the devil. You’re Saint Paul of Tarsus.”