So I recently checked in on some of the more popular white supremacist hashtags on Twitter and found a bunch of lovely, lovely memes. For a moment I considered poking my eyes out, but then I thought, hey, why not have a contest instead?
So here are some of the memes I collected. Vote for your favorite — by which I mean the one that makes you want to poke out your eyes the most. And remember, when considering white supremacist memes, unreadability and incomprehensibility are pluses!
The Chart of Great Unreadability
Wilhelm Reich Said a Thing
Hollyjew Squares
Who are Jew? Who who, who who?
Er, why is there a kitty?
Why is there a car?
Whiggers and Mixers
NOTE: This meme is so terrible I’m not going to post it, though you can see it by clicking on the kitty below
2001: A White Odyssey
The Programmer, Programming Away
Vote for your fave!
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What is the Wilhelm Reich one supposed to be? “This fairly accurate summary of patriarchal repression is Cultural! Marxism! destroying Aryan womanhood” or something?
I’m actually gonna go with “White Odyssey.” It may not be the most vile, but I do think it’s the most white supremacist-y.
are these really all for real?
cuz some are just baffling (the Trump Car), and some I don’t understand what they have to do with white supremacism (is that a word?) (the way-too-long-for-a-meme-Wilhelm-Reich-quote).
but i voted for the chart. cuz who doesn’t love an incomprehensible chart?
Quick question, I know it’s Nazis so I’m not supposed to suppose rational thought, but how is “Wilhelm Reich Said a Thing” supposed to be construed as pro-fascist? Is it just because Reich was German and they went from there?
I actually went with the Kitty one because it’s the most like an MRA meme. It most explicitly shows them as the baddies
I’ll go with the incomprehensible chart. Not so much because I’m quite nostalgic about the green on black graphics but mainly because I love that they seem to have completely missed the irony of saying “You need to listen to the black guy!“
I think that the ‘Hollyjew’ one will be the Ralph Nader of all this, taking victory from the ‘Mixers’ one and giving it to the ‘Chart of Unreadability’.
’cause seriously: hatred’s in all of them, but long charts at a bad resolution? Classic.
(also, the ‘Mixer’ one shows up on the voting thing in full it seems)
You know, we can see the ‘Whiggers and Mixers’ meme in the votey bit at the bottom.
My fave is the Wilhelm Reich one. It’s being offered as damning evidence of the horror of Cultural Marxism but it’s actually pretty insightful stuff.
*sigh*
Why couldn’t I have been born English? Or Hmong. Whatever. Why didn’t my ancestors fucking just convert 500 years ago and change their names? I could then wax philosophical about antisemitism with a cool and easy-going detachment and not fret about the right moment to bolt. Again. It’s a horrible thing to think, but I can’t help it.
I understand the votes for the Chart of Unreadability, but it’s so unreadable that it doesn’t get it’s vileness across.
Kudos to them for not including the awful Anita Sarkeesian caricature in their 3-grid of stereotypes. Was expecting “Feminism” in there, as said in the voice of H. Bomberguy.
HOLD UP. Look at that Warhol-esque parade of Hollyjew Squares… You can’t fool me! I know that guy in the “courts” square. Do you mean to tell me SEVERUS SNAPE CONTROLS THE COURTS?
The kitty is white, and supreme. Is she ‘white supremacist’ kitty?
The Happy Merchant one is repulsive, but so is the whigger one, it’s hard to choose a ‘favourite’.
Is the lady nursing the little white kid a target PUA forced sex victim?
“Whiggers and mixers” quite literally made me throw up. Granted, I was already a bit sick beforehand.
On the other hand, the Wilhelm Reich one made me laugh. It’s the sort of stopped clock stuff that puts me in a pretty good mood. Women’s recognition and social affirmation means the collapse of authoritarian society ? Why yes, that is true. Ain’t it great too, eh ?
This is an actual tough choice. You have quotes that miss the point of the actual quote, you have more than one lengthy wall of text, you have several contradictions of internal logic, and at least one ironic co-option of images/ideas. Tough. But, just more proof that racial superiority seems to attract the most inferior people.
Over all I went with whiggers and mixers since it really lays bare the underlying hatred beneath all the disingenuous and facile ‘logic’ that is often used to wall paper over this noxious nonsense in polite company. “Well, it’s not bigotry, it’s really just pride, and…” “Fuck off. Exhibit A – this meme”
Wonderbread 2016: Make America Wheat Again.
I saw the TRUMP auto-posting meme before and figured it was meant to do the opposite it does. If you scroll through the feed you’ll see how the randomized picture sometimes conflicts with the randomized message and makes it hilarious.
That “Whigger and Mixer” meme is basically the same as Anders Breivik’s manifesto, so I picked that one for most white supremacist-y.
Is someone under the impression that because his last name is “Reich” he must somehow agree with them?
They really should have vetted that passage before offering it up as some sort of affirmation of authoritarianism.
The Willhelm Reich one I find confusing. Surely they do consider both women and children (especially unspoiled pubescents, get em young and train em) ‘sexual beings’, toys even. I guess it’s their ‘agency’ that they wish to rob, their ability to act independently and make their own choices. Idealising motherhood reduces a woman to nothing more than a breeder, to create the next gen of pure bred white folk (the Handmaid’s Tale, for example) it is a goal of eugenics and destroys the identity of women or those who identify as women (trans/intersex etc) who cannot be defined by their ability to reproduce. So why they include this quote to support their doctrine is a mystery to me. Maybe I’m missing something but wasn’t Reich a critic of Fasism, not a supporter?
What I will not ever understand is the anti-semitism that exists in both the far-right and the far-left. I mean the far-right seems to think that the Jews are destroying the White Race and the far-left seems to think that the Jews are part of the ‘Imperialist, Capitalist, Privileged’ class who are oppressing and exploiting every single minority on the planet somehow. I think anti-semitism is a pretty good identifier of when an ideology or political movement is bullshit.
@Iseult The Idle
I think they do know, but that meme was never intended for the “public”, just for other white suprematists. It’s just another kind of circle jerk, they quote mine something and go all “SEE, THEY FEAR US ! Also feminsimnz is the ENEMY.”
So they quote “the enemy” in a context that suits them, all in the name of confirmation bias. Because… because white suprematist logic, I guess.
I voted for ‘who are the Jews?’, because it seems like a great starting point for an endless series of related memes.
– We are the reason you stub your toe.
– We are the cashier who doesn’t say anything when the person before you in the Express line has, like, 50 items. 50! Come on!
– We are the people in the left lane of traffic who signal they want to turn AFTER you’ve pulled up behind them.
– We make you raid the fridge after a bad day at work.
– Why do we do it? You’ll never know. But our fingerprints are everywhere, like on your car windows that you just had washed yesterday. Everywhere, I tell you!
@ youllneverguess
You may enjoy this (how do you embed youtube vids now?)
https://youtu.be/3XT8Re4r_ig
I don’t understand why there’s a grapefruit under “White Self Hatred Is Sick”.
Re: Hollyjew Squares, I’ll take Paul Lynde to block, please.