Famously lady hating garbage site Return of Kings has published another one of their helpful posts outlining simple ways that women can drive away the sort of guy who takes dating advice from, well, Return of Kings.
In the post, titled “30 Signs That An Eastern European Girl Isn’t Relationship Material,” regular RoK contributor Jean-Batave Poqueliche provides a handy guide to all sorts of things that RoK Red Pillers see as red flags.
I’ve adapted some of my favorites into my own list of 8 Ways Eastern European Women Can Send Roosh Fanboys Running for the Door. Happily, many of these suggestions should also work for non-Eastern European women as well.
Throw your clothes (and possibly your birth control) on the floor
Poqueliche warns his readers to avoid women who are messy.
If you go to hers and … you discover that she has clothes on the floor and everything is out of place, beware. She is careless and has probably the same behavior towards sex and protection.
Let’s just set aside the irony of seeing this statement on a site run by Roosh V, who, by his own admission, had unprotected sex with multiple women over the course of several years even though he thought there was a good chance he had HIV.
The good news here is that women can scare off a Roosh fanboy by simply throwing some dirty socks on the floor.
Buy a few condoms
Apparently Roosh and his fanboys are more terrified by women who are so loose that they own their own condoms than they are of having sex with a woman they barely know without condoms.
Have friends from other countries
This, according to Poqueliche, is a sign that a women “likes foreign culture, ergo she is partial to a foreign knob that is not designed to be static.”
Wait, penises can generate static electricity? I should have probably read the manual a little more carefully.
Tell your date you prefer poetry to firearms
Poqueliche warns men not to date any woman who’s
repulsed by the idea of violence, manliness, or weapons.
She does not understand that a man could fight for his family, enjoy masculine hobbies or knows how to shoot. She wants a progressive man that reads poetry and is not ashamed to cry.
Do bawdy limericks count?
Learn enough about pickup artistry to know when some dude is trying it on you
Poqueliche tells men to shun any woman who
calls you out for escalating, not by playfully delaying it but putting it in words in the “I know what you are doing” way.
Alternately, you could simply work “player” or “pickup artist” or “you’re one of those creepy jackasses who reads Roosh, aren’t you” into your conversation, as that is also a sign to them that YOU KNOW.
Show your bellybutton
As Poqueliche sees it, this is a big slutty tell, and “generally the mark of an especially childish and irresponsible girl.”
Weirdly, RoK’s graphics-master chose to illustrate Poqueliche’s discussion of this important topic with a picture of a woman baring her belly in such a way that … her bellybutton is not actually visible.
Which raises the question: Do RoK readers actually know what a bellybutton is? Is it possible that Roosh and his readership come from some far-away planet where they reproduce by, I dunno, laying eggs, or cell division, or publishing crappy eBooks?
Be older than 25
RoK readers regularly express deep disdain towards women who make it past the quarter-century mark without snagging a man, declaring them unfit for serious relationships. So you’ve got that going for you.
Unfortunately Roosh and his fanboys are still totally willing to “bang” spinsters in their late 20s and up. Sorry old gals! While they don’t want to marry you, Roosh’s fanboys will still pester you for sex, especially since, as Poqueliche sees it, you decrepit old hags are basically easy pickings with
usually a higher notch count and some kind of a despair for a cock that comes with a prospect of relationship.
Henri here feels a similar despair, though in his case he hungers not for sex but for tuna fish
Cut your hair short
If you’re unable to ward off Roosh’s fanboys using any of the tips above, you can always CUT YOUR HAIR, something so terrifying for Poqueliche that it conjures up images of French villagers shaving the heads of women suspected of being Nazi collaborators in the aftermath of D-day.
No, really. You can practically hear him shudder as he asks
Why would a man want to have sex with something that looks like an underfed woman that got sheared just after the locals found out she slept with the occupying army?
Short hair: apparently the most effective form of creep-repellent after pepper spray.
Re: short hair. I had a haircut yesterday and my hairdresser took WAY more off than she usually does. Seriously, it’s the shortest it’s been for a long time (not that I don’t like it though. In fact I might put some curling cream in it to make it appear even shorter!). Is my hairdresser Katie in disguise, I wonder? 😮
They all are. Katie can be in many places at once
Katie is many. Katie is wise. Katie has bon-bons.
@katz
I hear ya, friend. It’s just… for me, ‘middle of something’ is the best part. I went into Civil War caring about everyone and everything, before the lights even dimmed. I like that feeling. And I love AoU, despite the, admittedly, total mess it ended up being. It’s got some real interesting ideas on the nature of humanity and normalcy, and it’s so much fun! Different strokes, tho 🙂
Also thanks for this. Most of the time, nerd critique/debate quickly devolves into who can call whom a fanboy fastest and other such nonsense. This is much nicer
Bah-lah-lah-lah
Yeah, totally. They’re meant to be entertaining, so whether they work or not is really subjective, and I’d never tell anyone they were wrong for finding something entertaining when I didn’t.
@katz & Axecalibur – please excuse the ‘eavesdropping’, but that was my kind of nerdy dialogue! Fascinating, and devoid of sneering and posturing. ‘Tis a rare beast you have created here 🙂
Are we just going to ignore the ever-precious ‘jake’ from page 2? Their comments were all kinds of gross. Don’t know why David let them out of moderation.
I just finished Finals (for now), so I’m going to comment here for a bit. I don’t get the obsession these guys have with *not* liking women. They really never talk about what they like, just what they don’t. I mean, presumably they like the sterotypical boobtacular (but not more than a C or D cup because then she’d have TOO MUCH FAT!!) blonde (but it has to the right shade of blonde and it can’t be fake, or even touched up with dye) bombshell, but have they ever said that?
As for the whole “weapons and manliness” thing, I don’t like these guy’s attitudes towards guns. As you may know if you’ve seen some of my comments, I have fired and have an interest in guns (but I don’t own any and won’t any time soon if ever). There’s a bunch of ways to responsibly enjoy firearms. Collecting historical guns (a lot of them have unique histories), firing at ranges, hunting, movie props, and replicas are all things that don’t hurt people. But, then there’s the gun fetishists. They don’t care about the aesthetics or historical value as much as the notion that they can hurt others. Why get a revolver and a bolt-action rifle when you can get a L33t tacticool ARMG-1536A40k with 20 rails, all of which have a long range scope and a flashlight mounted to them?
http://cdn1.evike.com/images/large/AEG-EVK-OT.jpg The far right’s gun of choice.
Related to what was said on the last page, I kind of want to get Battlefield 1. I like BF4 (it’s in my Xbox right now actually), and have always wanted more historical shooters, ESPECIALLY a WW1 shooter because I can’t think of any high-profile ones. And it’s cool to see more women and PoC as major characters in games, and doubly so because it’s a Battlefield game. I think I’m going to watch the inevitable salt mine that flows from the GGers and brodudes of the internet’s comment sections, there’s sure to be some ill-informed and hilariously bile-spewing rants. Maybe we’ll even see a half-hearted boycott!
What’s to talk about? Another MGTOW troll here to tell us how he’s going his own way and how that’s terrible for women and when no one bites he goes his own way straight back here to try and troll again?
Obvious troll is… yeah whatever.
2/7 would not rage.
I’ll sum up Jake for those who don’t feel like clicking back a page.
Women aren’t all lining up to dispense blow jobs on demand for him. Therefore, women deserve to be beaten by their boyfriends and he’s justified in muahahaing like a cartoon villain about it.
I wonder why he’s not attractive to women?
Jake sounds like he’s STANDING ON THE EDGE OHHHHHHH lmao like just chill out Hatred guy
I’m going to be honest: The chances of Jakey-boy having witnessed such a specific case of assault seem pretty slim.
However, I would like to point out that us feminists going our own way usually means that we don’t walk up and take a tiny, eye-roll worthy shit on the MGTOW’s doorstep.
I was partly hoping we were just ignoring Jake. Were we supposed to get all outraged? Or be bowled over by the ‘gotcha’?
I did get a good chuckle out of it, however: man going his own way comes onto feminist blog in order to … tell us that he’s going his own way. He sure showed us!
Thankee kindly, Mish
Also, paging fellow geeks vis a vis Marvel movies, #BlackPantherSoLIT is the funnest, greatest, blackest thing ever, and I had to share it
Come 2018, we gonna be in the theater parking lot like
http://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/2015/10/16/019/n/1922283/74a7620e12837d12_NewAthleticGreatargus/i/Uptown-Funk-Mark-Ronson-ft-Bruno-Mars.gif
@Jake
Going your own way doesn’t mean that you have to be a horrible human being.
Also, have you noticed? You’re not gone.
Yeah I was going to ignore it cause well it screams “I’M TOTALLY NOT BUTTMAD ABOUT YOU GUYS AT ALL, I DON’T CARE SEE HOW MUCH NOT CARING I’M DOING RIGHT NOW”
Jake:
I’m going to focus on this bit:
How about if it was “The other night I see a guy being mugged.” Would you consider calling the police?
Or if you saw somebody breaking into a car? Or a hit and run? Is it only when a woman is being beaten by her husband that calling the police is laughable? Is that how you see it? Going your own way means being smug and mocking when seeing a crime being committed?
I am upset by Jake’s comment, but not for the reason he intended.
It upsets me that people like him, who only see a point in treating others with basic kindness and decency when they have something to gain from it, exist. Everyone is so much worse off for it, and not least themselves. I can’t even imagine what it must be like to live like that, never experiencing true joy or happiness, having to make do with petty vengefulness and schadenfreude at best.
I feel sorry for him, and everyone who crosses paths with him. I feel sorry for myself for having to share the planet with people like him.
I can’t understand why anyone would choose a belief system that poisons everything for them like that.
@jake, you realize when we tell you to actually “go your own way,” it means you should physically leave and go form your own island of misfit boys in the wilderness somewhere, not stick around making our society shittier, right?
Chiilin how am I making society shitty, Im not beating and raping women. MGTOW means what ever we want it to mean, we know it upsets you that you can’t shut us down but that’s your problem deal with it, I know I found my way of dealing with women. You don’t care about mgtow but your on a site everyday devoted to mock them?
@jake
The purpose of this site is to track and mock misogyny. It’s pretty telling that you voluntarily include MGTOWs under that umbrella.
Now your lying, I was looking at mgtow articles and came across this site, do I really need to go through all the forums to see how much you people whine and hate mgtow? Not helping women doesn’t make me a misogynist, but keep telling yourself this if it makes you feel better.
@Jake,
I will address you more fully later, i am on a tablet and don’t want to type paragraphs.
But :- if you would help a man but wouldn’t help a woman, because she’s a woman? That makes you a misogynist by definition.