Famously lady hating garbage site Return of Kings has published another one of their helpful posts outlining simple ways that women can drive away the sort of guy who takes dating advice from, well, Return of Kings.
In the post, titled “30 Signs That An Eastern European Girl Isn’t Relationship Material,” regular RoK contributor Jean-Batave Poqueliche provides a handy guide to all sorts of things that RoK Red Pillers see as red flags.
I’ve adapted some of my favorites into my own list of 8 Ways Eastern European Women Can Send Roosh Fanboys Running for the Door. Happily, many of these suggestions should also work for non-Eastern European women as well.
Throw your clothes (and possibly your birth control) on the floor
Poqueliche warns his readers to avoid women who are messy.
If you go to hers and … you discover that she has clothes on the floor and everything is out of place, beware. She is careless and has probably the same behavior towards sex and protection.
Let’s just set aside the irony of seeing this statement on a site run by Roosh V, who, by his own admission, had unprotected sex with multiple women over the course of several years even though he thought there was a good chance he had HIV.
The good news here is that women can scare off a Roosh fanboy by simply throwing some dirty socks on the floor.
Buy a few condoms
Apparently Roosh and his fanboys are more terrified by women who are so loose that they own their own condoms than they are of having sex with a woman they barely know without condoms.
Have friends from other countries
This, according to Poqueliche, is a sign that a women “likes foreign culture, ergo she is partial to a foreign knob that is not designed to be static.”
Wait, penises can generate static electricity? I should have probably read the manual a little more carefully.
Tell your date you prefer poetry to firearms
Poqueliche warns men not to date any woman who’s
repulsed by the idea of violence, manliness, or weapons.
She does not understand that a man could fight for his family, enjoy masculine hobbies or knows how to shoot. She wants a progressive man that reads poetry and is not ashamed to cry.
Do bawdy limericks count?
Learn enough about pickup artistry to know when some dude is trying it on you
Poqueliche tells men to shun any woman who
calls you out for escalating, not by playfully delaying it but putting it in words in the “I know what you are doing” way.
Alternately, you could simply work “player” or “pickup artist” or “you’re one of those creepy jackasses who reads Roosh, aren’t you” into your conversation, as that is also a sign to them that YOU KNOW.
Show your bellybutton
As Poqueliche sees it, this is a big slutty tell, and “generally the mark of an especially childish and irresponsible girl.”
Weirdly, RoK’s graphics-master chose to illustrate Poqueliche’s discussion of this important topic with a picture of a woman baring her belly in such a way that … her bellybutton is not actually visible.
Which raises the question: Do RoK readers actually know what a bellybutton is? Is it possible that Roosh and his readership come from some far-away planet where they reproduce by, I dunno, laying eggs, or cell division, or publishing crappy eBooks?
Be older than 25
RoK readers regularly express deep disdain towards women who make it past the quarter-century mark without snagging a man, declaring them unfit for serious relationships. So you’ve got that going for you.
Unfortunately Roosh and his fanboys are still totally willing to “bang” spinsters in their late 20s and up. Sorry old gals! While they don’t want to marry you, Roosh’s fanboys will still pester you for sex, especially since, as Poqueliche sees it, you decrepit old hags are basically easy pickings with
usually a higher notch count and some kind of a despair for a cock that comes with a prospect of relationship.
Henri here feels a similar despair, though in his case he hungers not for sex but for tuna fish
Cut your hair short
If you’re unable to ward off Roosh’s fanboys using any of the tips above, you can always CUT YOUR HAIR, something so terrifying for Poqueliche that it conjures up images of French villagers shaving the heads of women suspected of being Nazi collaborators in the aftermath of D-day.
No, really. You can practically hear him shudder as he asks
Why would a man want to have sex with something that looks like an underfed woman that got sheared just after the locals found out she slept with the occupying army?
Short hair: apparently the most effective form of creep-repellent after pepper spray.
I went on that brew tour with some friends. We learned how beer is made and partook in some of their beers. I bought a growler to take home with me and after a little bit of loafing, I’m going to drink some more delicious beer. It was a pretty good Saturday, if only it weren’t a bit chilly out. I hope next Saturday is better because I’m going to a Twins game and the stadium is outdoors.
@Viscaria
I’m having a quiet evening at home watching Eurovision. (Austria is my personal favorite, but I think Russia is going to win.)
I hope your printer finishes soon and you get to enjoy a bit of your Saturday.
@ WWTH
There’s a saying over here “He couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery”. He, sounds like you managed. 🙂
A little bit of yard work and a lot of Minecraft.
@Viscaria
He’ll be fine, it’s just a bladder infection and he’s on antibiotics. But bladder infections suck, so of course snuggles are in order.
I’ll be here for at least a few more hours, but that’s okay for 2 reasons: 1) The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill 2) reading about everyone’s days is fun.
Expecting other human beings to help you when you are in danger is not entitlement. It is basic decency. It is the basis for human survival. It is the foundation of civilization. It is illegal in the US to wantonly disregard people in imminent peril. Even non-human animals have empathy and exhibit pro-social behavior.
I went to a street fair today. I saw several incidents of people helping each other and it was so basic. I can’t imagine things going differently.
The wind was blowing an artist’s tent around. I saw a diner at a cafe leave her table to go help her out.
A man tripped on an uneven bit of sidewalk and another man helped him to his feet.
Some teenagers ran past my friends and I and one tripped, fell and skidded to a rest next to us. We all stopped to see that she was Ok. (She was.)
Nearby adults helped children realse Monarch Butterflies and told them all about the long journey they would make just for the sake of teaching them something wonderful about the world.
A man patiently guided my kids through two games of chess just for the joy of sharing the love of the game.
People quite naturally help one another, unless they’re assholes.
Jake, you can dress it up how you like and try to justify it however you like. You’re just a misogynistic asshole.
MGTOW is not about men going their own way from what I see. It’s about people who want to engage in conflict with others. This is why when you see them the majority of what they discuss is either complaining about women or finding ways of interacting with women and people associated with women in a social conflict sense. People like Jake.
@jake
1) It’s actually the MGTOWs that say they are going their own way and we are observing that they are not actually going their own way and still seem dependent on women.
2) Blaming all women because some did not find you attractive (in a sense that is still undefined in either physical or personality or more) is not rational. I can believe you feel hurt by your experiences with some women, but there is no reason to extend that to all women in literal prejudice and discrimination.
“Going your own way” does not include needing to engage in social warfare by drawing attention to the fact that you don’t call the authorities when you see someone committing a crime against a woman so that you can evoke a reaction from people. That is you having a need to hurt women by telling them you want to see them hurt.
1) Humor is how we psychologically transform negative emotion into positive emotion, but since you mean this ironically you don’t actually find this funny and so this is just mere social posturing. Social posturing in an effort to hurt women means you are failing at going your own way and still have a need to interact with women in a social conflict sense.
2) It’s valid for people to feel negatively about your refusing to call the authorities when you see someone committing a criminal act against another. It is also valid for people to feel negatively about your discrimination against women in particular in such a situation. If we personally knew you socially shunning you would be a valid response since you don’t want to be a social benefit for others (I’m saying this as a man, I would judge you based on your character and choose how I want to interact with you). So while you may have no legal obligation to help others depending on where you live, we get to judge you for it and respond appropriately.
As you say later, it is about choices and preferences. And those will have consequences to reputation and how you are responded to.
This is your whole point. You are not actually going your own way and have a psychological need to engage in aggressive social displays that try to make people think they will regret that you went away. There is no effort to force pressure men to go their away, it’s supposedly men who are choosing to go their own way. You still need women.
Your attempt to try to put the responsibility for going your own way (which you are not doing and which is not due to women) on women when that is supposed to be a decision you are making is just a transparent ploy to engage in a social display for women. Sad.
…and he’s racist too.
Shocking.
Nailed it, Brony.
If no one ever dated him, he never went his own way. He’s just telling us he hates women because they don’t fuck him. AND he wants us to feel sorry for him and even guilty for mocking him.
He’s entirely too concerned with women’s attention.
I like how when jake got called out for not at least notifying the police about the domestic violence, he was all, “I can’t do that, because I’m black”, and then two seconds later he was going on a rant about how much he hates the BLM movement.
Toddlers are gone now – thank you for the legal clarifications regarding bystanders, Alan! I felt that what I was writing wasn’t correct, but I guess I was too irritable to stop myself from pressing the send button. Mea culpa, and than you for the correction.
Brony has said everything I’d want to say about/to Jake, so that’s that. We’ll see if he sticks the flounce or if he wants to posture a little more.
It really does bother me more than it should, though, that channer attitude. The whole “I don’t care about other people anymore” is a thin facade over very obvious pain and anger, doubled over by the conclusion of “and therefore anyone who cares about anything deserves abuse.” It’s a noxious mix of libertarian screw-you-I-got-mine and adolescent temper tantrum.
Anyways.
Toddlers were over this morning, which was nice; this afternoon and evening I get to build some decision tree networks; tomorrow I get to read a bunch of whitepapers on punctuated equilibrium theory to get ready for a presentation on Tuesday. Hopefully I will get a smidgeon of time off in there too, but – well, we’ll see! I hope your printer is done soon, @Viscaria!
He hates them because if they end police brutality he’ll have no reason not to call 911.
Yeah, I’m calling bullshit on your claims now. Not because all black people support BLM but the reason you gave. Women are “other” to you so when a couple of them hurt you, you group them as a whole category to be prejudiced against. And because of a gun crime incident you “other” all black people?
Fuck off, troll. You’ve had way more of our compassion and patience than you deserve.
Haha, dogs are so funny. Mine has really only stopped chewing my stuff because I’ve moved all the shoes upstairs and bought a vast amount of chew toys which are now covering the floor in every room downstairs.
Re dogs chewing everything: We don’t have a dog right now (sad face) but one of the kittehs is a Weegie (Norwegian Forest cat) and he’s honestly like a puppy with the chewing obsession. He’ll munch on anything: shoes, cardboard, plastic bins, the table, my fingers … it only became a concern when he discovered electrical cords. So far, we’ve lost three phone charging cords and one very expensive gaming mouse.
My kid had the teething experience from utter hell, but he was never this bad :0
Jake’s a horrible person who’s actively trying to make the world worse, but I do honestly feel sorry for him, because this:
Is the saddest thing I’ve read in a long time.
@Brony, Social Justice Cenobite – Well said.
This Saturday I was tutoring from 10-2, then had a walk/bus ride back home. I’m currently doing some proofreading (okay, so I’m CURRENTLY procrastinating by looking at this blog). It’s for a children’s book, which is fun, and there’s three of us (writer, main editor, proofreader) in a freelance team. Our liason with the publishing company can be a bit tricky, but we’ve already done one book for the same people so I hope this one works out too.
And tomorrow my cousin is coming over with her new dog! I’m excited, since I don’t have pets, and I miss living in a place where my host family/landlords had a pet. I miss their cat :(. He was brown and green-eyed, and when I had a salmon dinner once, he sat on the chair next to me and begged with his eyes, like a puppy. But when I tried to feed him tuna he turned up his nose (expensive tastes, that cat).
Anyway, I’m excited for tomorrow!
@Katz,
It really is sad :\
@Jake, it’s physically impossible for you to be neither happy nor sad, provided you have a relatively normal neurophysiology. The hormones responsible for those emotions are the same hormones responsible for forming long term memories and making value judgements, among other things. I assume you can do those things.
You are avoiding your feelings, and hiding them from yourself. You have told yourself that you don’t feel anything as a way to keep yourself from feeling bad. This doesn’t actually make you feel better – it just keeps you from thinking about it.
You need to break that wall sometime, Jake. The clock is ticking.
Prove it.
@jake
You have a choice. I can believe that you have experienced painful things. But it’s simply not possible that an entire group of people is responsible for them. The only ones responsible for hurting you are the specific people who have hurt you. It’s literally impossible for you to be feeling nothing.
Should I reason the way you do? Literally every human being feels like they are emoting at me at a higher intensity than they really are. I’ve had to learn to pay attention to people to such a intense degree that it makes me less efficient everywhere else, and that does not cover the part that becomes demon possession in history. Should I hate and blame you for the way you make me feel? Or should I actually pay attention to my interactions, learn to carefully think about the sources of pain and figure out what could rationally come from what?
You can’t even see that you want to make women feel abandoned. That requires feeling. There is a reason for that in there that is motivating you and if you continue to allow that to make you other people’s problem, people who have not hurt you, you will be repeatedly rejected. Get help. I don’t really want to shun anyone, but when I find a rational reason to reject the presence of another person I’m just fine pointing it out to everyone. And if me and people I care about get our way that will become more a more common value.
@Dr.Nicoleluna. Compassion from women is as useless as women themselves.
@jake:
I’m a man. Would you like some compassion from me?
You think women should be useful to you, Jake?
Mm hmm.
So, not only did he fail to stick the flounce, but he stewed for two days before running back here to “Rebut” us (if that languid slug of a one-liner can even be called a rebuttal).
Men Going Directly To The Nearest Feminist Blog.