Ladies! Make sure you sign up for your free house! Apparently they’re just giving them away, like Oprah or something!
At least that’s what I heard on the Men’s Rights subreddit.
Well, he’s got a point here. Ladies, do make sure to send a nice “thank you” note after unwrapping your new house.
But we men haven’t just been giving you ladies houses. We’ve given you ALL THE THINGS.
We hunted EVERY F**CKING THING to feed, house and clothe you!
I mean, seriously. it’s not like women ever build anything. Here are some photos of women not building things.
Oops. Sorry, it looks like some of those women are building things.
Well, it’s not like women do any other important jobs.
Really? These are important jobs? Would anyone even notice if all the women in the US stopped showing up for their pretend jobs? Seriously, how essential to the economy are administrators, accountants, insurance fraud investigators, tax collectors, nurses, or teachers?
And what’s with all those different kinds of managers? I mean, it’s not like the economy would grind to a halt if all the office managers just up and quit without notice, taking all the women staffers with them to enjoy workless lives of ease and plenty by scamming beta providers out of all their money.
Wait. I’m being told that the economy would indeed grind to a halt if the female half of the workplace suddenly vanished. Apparently some of these so-called jobs are actually essential to the economy and society in general.
But we men are still number one when it comes to building houses! WHOO!
Admittedly, I personally have not built any houses, or even picked up a hammer in years, but ladies, you know the rules: As a man I’m entitled to credit for every good thing other men have done (and none of the blame for the bad things).
And I have the right to yell at women on the internet about it.
Come to think of it, that’s something else men are really really good at. WE’RE NUMBER ONE!
H/T — r/AgainstMensRights
Pulling the man’s card, huh.
In the scenario where he generously gives a man a house, does it imply he will be living with the man, expecting him to do all the chores, that the man give up his career to raise little children and that he be allowed to stick his penis inside that man whenever he feels like it? Because that seems to be what these kinda guys expect when buying a woman a house (even just dinner for the sex part, really). I am not convinced this hypothetical man would thank him forever for being “the most generous person in the world”, but who knows?
Hilariously, it was women who invented the foundations of programming, computer hardware, and wireless internet as we know it today thus allowing them to bitch about women on the internet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Hopper
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ada_Lovelace
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr
Pulling the other men’s card. Those guys have no credit on their own.
Insecurity/10, stats and jobs don’t matter, what matters is that the majority of modern women are bad and won’t have sex with me and do my every bidding!
Feh, anything men did, they did after eating food women prepared and also produced, in clothes women made – including the cloth itself – while drinking beer produced by women… etc, etc, etc.
not much house building going on when you’re naked, hungry and cold.
David: Did you see the drama about the Red Pill Women group on reddit? Are you planning to cover it?
@EJ
What? Oh this gonna be good. I eagerly laugh in anticipation.
EDIT: The Schaudenfreude, it is absolutely exquisite.
http://i.imgur.com/lusptZL.gif
Question, why is the woman in the .gif at the top hitting the wall with a hammer? I mean, there’s not a nail in sight so it looks like she’s just, as it were, testing either the hammer (“Does it work?”) or the wall (“Is this wall just plywood or something proper?”). Inquiring minds need to know. ô.Ô
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Especially if you were never even born. (Speaking of jobs women do. We build people.)
@Monzach, I think it’s from one of those infomercials where nobody can do anything right.
When do I get my free house? I won’t even complain about cleaning it. Much.
@OoglyBoggles:
I am told by some of my redditor SJW friends that apparently the Red Pill Women subreddit has disassociated from the Red Pill. Allegedly they have already started to discuss formerly-forbidden matters such as suggesting that divorce isn’t always in the woman’s favour.
This is going to get ugly, I fear.
RPWGTOW?
@Melissa, I came here to say the same thing!
And not a shred of irony was found that day.
“MEN BUILT EVERYTHING! Except for the building blocks of the internet and the wi-fi I leech to whine about women on the internet!”
EJ, I hadn’t been following that. Will look into it, because, woah, red pill dudes must be super mad.
Oh the sweet irony. I just came in the house & sat down with a coffee & aching joints, I’ve spent most of the day out in the garden building a garden shed. Which apparently I have just found out I can’t/don’t/won’t do or something.
“And what’s with all those different kinds of managers? I mean, it’s not like the economy would grind to a halt if all the office managers just up and quit without notice”
After working several different jobs, I’m convinced this is actually true! XD
(I kid)
Well gee I used to babysit my brothers for free plus cook, clean, do laundry for three males and one woman from the age of 10 until I left home in my 20’s. I never married and a man never bought me anything more expensive than a fucking dinner. WHERE’S MY GODDAM HOUSE??? It’s right here fuckers. Bought, paid for, and not a man in sight.
My grandmother was a welder during WWII. I bet this redditor has never done anything like that.
As I always say, the men who are convinced that they do all the hard work and women only sit around eating bonbons always have the air of economically privileged cluelessness. Anyone who actually spends any time around blue collar people, you know the people who do actual physically demanding labor, knows that women work hard.
Can “Women, we build people” be an official slogan of some sort?
That sounds like a really great marketing campaign to me.
(the fact that not all women can build people aside)
I used to volunteer with Habitat for Humanity. At least 1/3 – 1/2 of the other volunteers were women. And yes, the women were allowed to use the nail guns and orbital sanders.
These guys are like really obnoxious sports fans of a team called Men. You know, the kind of fan who identifies overly much with the team and is always bragging “We did it!” and “We won!” It’s a team so large and diverse as to be totally meaningless. (Sure, Beethoven was a Hall of Famer, but Hitler was an especially regrettable draft choice.) They’re comparing Team Men to a team that wasn’t even allowed to take the field until recently, has second-rate facilities, and is also doing double duty as Team Men’s cheerleaders, water carriers, launderers, chefs, and nurses.
If you ask me, Team Women should get extra “Ginger Rogers” points for all the additional handicaps and obstacles they’ve had to overcome just to achieve what they’ve achieved. Imagine how well the game could progress without the Team Men fans constantly booing and throwing debris on the field.
Buttercup: Ironically Team Woman’s biggest handicap seems to be Team Men.
I’m not quite sure what I was doing in those woodworking classes in art school, but I’m reasonably certain that I built something. At least I think I did. In high school we had an old style printing press and I’m pretty sure books count as far as making something, no matter how small the books are.
Does putting together furniture count? I’ve ikea’d all manner of home furnishings, and even a few outdoor items, like sheds and bikes. I hope that counts
@Buttercup
Actually this is a perfect description of how many men view women’s sports.
Just to add to the sad, sad sadness and white-hot anger of MRAs:
Nurses Still No. 1, Congress Among the Lowest
Nurses have topped Gallup’s Honesty and Ethics ranking every year but one since they were added to the list in 1999.
http://www.gallup.com/poll/187874/americans-faith-honesty-ethics-police-rebounds.aspx?g_source=Social%20Issues&g_medium=newsfeed&g_campaign=tiles
Sorry, guyz! Boo-effin’-hoo!