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Memeday Rewind: Imaginary Hypocritical Feminists, Part 2

To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the straw feminism that is circulating around us isn't too good.
I’m getting messages saying that the straw feminism that is circulating around us isn’t too good.

And we’re back! In this Memeday Rewind, which is something I just came up with as a way to do a followup to my Memeday post on Friday, let’s return again to that awful Feminist Nazi meme — a meme intended to highlight alleged feminist hypocrisies, but which invariably ends up highlighting the meme-makers’ complete and utter ignorance of the subject.

This batch is possibly even more baffling than the first.

Let’s get started!

Try saying this one five times quickly!
Try saying this one five times quickly!

 

Apparently this guy has confused "feminism" with
Apparently this guy has confused “feminism” with “stuff my girlfriend does that annoys me, or that I think a girlfriend might do if I had one.”

 

Yeah, I’m sure the “help” this meme-maker was providing was super-duper helpful and not patronizing crap she already thought of.

 

Will the oppression of men never end? No pun intended.
Will the oppression of men never end? No pun intended.

 

Why do so many of these guys' complaints always come back to "why can't I just rape women who don't want to have sex with me?"
Why do so many of these guys’ complaints always come back to “why can’t I just rape women who don’t want to have sex with me?”

 

Have you ever noticed that this question is an example of a fallacy of relative privation?
Have you ever noticed that this question is an example of the fallacy of relative privation?

 

Have you ever noticed that the reason feminists don't want to talk about feminism with you is that you ask a lot of leading questions in bad faith?
Have you ever noticed that the reason feminists don’t want to talk about feminism with you is that you ask a lot of leading questions in bad faith?

Happily, some feminists have written their own captions for Ms. Feminist Nazi.

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fnf3

That last one sums up an awful lot of these memes.

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Youthful Indescretion
Youthful Indescretion
4 years ago

Wow! These have somehow ended up being more ridiculous than the first selection. Thanks for the laugh, but also WTF? How are these people for real?

calmdown
calmdown
4 years ago

“why can’t I just rape women who don’t want to have sex with me?”

I’m starting to think this is the real main focus of the entire movement. %90 of their arguments seem to boil down to this.

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

That fifth one is so fucked up. Do they not understand what it is to want to hang out with someone but not have sex? To want to be able to dress how you like without somehow implying something?

And since when does “sexual ly open” mean “willing to do all things sexual”?

FFS, these assholes whine whenever they get denied any form of sex, don’t they? And they blame all of their lack of success on feminism. Because it’s clearly not that they’re doing anything wrong.

CPphazor
CPphazor
4 years ago

Sweet Jesus, the raw angst of these memes. You ever notice how tumblr types will say ‘men do X or Y’, which will be mildly annoying, but it seldom seems to get as depraved as this stuff?

Antifems man, Antifems.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
4 years ago

I can’t figure out where the supposed hypocrisy in the third one is even supposed to be. “Women are just as smart as men/I can do this by myself”… That’s not hypocrisy, that’s B logically following A. Like, I get that the “Joke” is supposed to be “Haha, wimminz have stupid [ableist slur] ladybrainz,” but it’s not an example of hypocrisy. Does he even know what that word means?

Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
4 years ago

Picture suitably open-mouthed backdrop photo.

“Insisted on getting a job that should have gone to a deserving man,
Now complains about being paid less!”

“Wouldn’t listen to me when I told her how to run her life,
Then broke up with me!”

“Used a dating app,
Didn’t want unsolicited pictures of my body parts!”

“Said hello to me,
won’t have sex with me!”

“Had a drink,
Still doesn’t want to have sex with me!”

“Attended a meeting with men present,
Expected to be allowed to finish her sentences!”

“Saw my posts on reddit,
Doesn’t think I’m the perfect guy for her!”

Bina
4 years ago

Shorter all these: WOMEN WON’T HAVE SEX WITH ME, AND THAT’S WHAT’S RUINING EVERYTHING.

Also, the “takes three hours to decide what to wear then cries anyway”? That’s the one who’s dating one of these guys, and he’s forever telling her those perfectly fitting clothes make her look fat, that she shouldn’t wear so much makeup, and then when she doesn’t, he tells her she’s ugly. “Cries anyway” should own up to how much of a role HE plays in all that.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

I still can’t get over how lilac this lady is.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
4 years ago

Unrelated to anything: There’s a Google ad on this page for “Feminist feminism.”

As opposed to what? =P

Chiomara
Chiomara
4 years ago

I do too have agency over my life and am capable of making my own choices – takes three hours to choose clothes

Whoa, whoa, dude, WHAT?!? You mean she shouldnt be able to make her own choices or have agency over her own life?!? Like what, a pet or a child?!? This is seriously messed up, dude!

I’m sexually open – wont do anal

First of all, how is this a feminist talking point? Second, are YOU sexually open? Then go ahead and get on fours, jerk, come on. No?!? Well, then go back to church, prude.

Have you ever noticed feminists never acknowledge how women in other countries are truly opressed unlike in the U.S.

Have you ever acknowledged that those countries have their own feminists and they hate you just as badly? That, if we are displeased on the way feminists treat us, we can tell them that ourselves? That you only remember us when you need to use us as shield, while you dont help yourself? That the U.S. is not the daddy of the rest of the world and we don’t need or want your misinformed ass messing with our stuff, so shut it up? And especially, do you acknowledge men use this “don’t fight for YOUR rights, fight for their cause they have it worse” bs in every country of the goddamn world?

weirwoodtreehugger
4 years ago

How is agonizing over what to wear and then crying a sign of feminist evil? How does it relate to feminist ideals at all? It sounds like a sign of insecurity and body image issues to me. And how does that relate to women having agency and choice? Is the meme maker’s solution to this supposed hypocrisy for men to pick out women’s outfits for them?

I can see the point of all the other memes. As contemptible as they are. This? I just don’t get it. I thought MRAs wanted women to hate their bodies?

Chiomara
Chiomara
4 years ago

Wears short skirt, slut heels, heavy make up, gets drunk, goes home with dude – Oh, but that doesnt mean I want sex!

Okay, first of all, what the hellare slut heels and how do they differ from non-slut heels?
Second, looks like everytime a friend drove me home from a party I wanted to sex him up! Too bad he didnt know that-nor did I. I think he would be quite shocked to know that too, considering we go to plenty of parties but they never result in sex, especially not with men! In fact, though I dress like that and get drunk often, I only had sex with one man in my life. How weird, right? It’s almost like we dress to feel beautiful and comfy, not to express sexual consent to literally anyone we meet.

I know, I know, guys, I am a big party ruiner. You can cry and screech and make tortuous rationalizations all you want, you still need verbal consent. There’s no way around it. We don’t need to communicate through clothes, most of human race (which, amazingly includes women) is capable of using verbal or sign language, so lets stick to that. Theres n way around it, sorry.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

I called that “sexually open” one in the previous thread, just sayin’.

As for the clothes one: That’s very similar to the “argument” that women take forever to shop for clothes, and these types of dudes love to whine about how damn inconvenient it is for them that women take forever to get ready/go clothes shopping.

And then they’ll berate us for not being perfect 24/7. It’s almost like they don’t fucking understand that we don’t roll out of bed looking like a photoshopped pinup model. And of course they expect us to accept them and their shitty fucking attitudes as is.

CPphazor | May 1, 2016 at 4:54 pm
Sweet Jesus, the raw angst of these memes. You ever notice how tumblr types will say ‘men do X or Y’, which will be mildly annoying, but it seldom seems to get as depraved as this stuff?

I’ve personally always found that there’s a difference between “I hate men” or “Men do X” and “I hate women” and “women do X”.

It might be ‘mildly annoying’ for you to hear “I hate men” or “Men do X”, but while that might not describe you, ‘mild annoyance’ is the only real negative consequence of that train of thought. You get annoyed, you move on.

When I hear “I hate women” or “women do X”, I get to hear how most of the world thinks of me. I get treated differently because people believe “Women do x”, and I have to suffer being thought of as a lesser person because of it, and all that comes with the status of being less than “rich, able-bodied, neurotypical, cishet white dude”.

Sorry if this comes off as trying to snipe at you, I promise I’m not, but it can get annoying to hear when a privileged group whines about how marginalized groups talk about them in terms of their oppression.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
4 years ago

“Claims to be independent
HUGS EVERY CAT”

Axecalibur
Axecalibur
4 years ago

Hold up, bring that shit back. Anal? That’s the oppressive nadir of Feminazism? So she’ll agree to fuck you, but not in the specific way you like the most? And that’s like the Nazis? Also, since when does openness to sex mean you’re into everything? Presumably, you ‘alfalfa mails’ aren’t about that cuckold life. Does that make you prudes? Is anyone who’s averse to donning a humbler (a ‘device’. Don’t look it up at work, or maybe at all) a repressed puritan? Methinks someone didn’t ponder this all the way thru
I didn’t know sympathy was a feminist plot. I’ve been feeling mildly sad that someone I care about is sad, while not Deus Exing their problems away for decades now. Mom musta got me indoctrinated young
And, as befitting, those last few aren’t even in the subject’s voice… Bang up job there, lads. Just top notchcomment image

ETA:ninjad on the prudes thing by Chiomara

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

I found the slut heels!
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“Claims to be independent
HUGS EVERY CAT”

“Has the scars to prove it.”

Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
4 years ago

“Only has sex when she actually wants to.
Expects boyfriend to please her as much as she does him!”

Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
4 years ago

“Believes sexual assault survivors.
Doesn’t believe my made-up “statistics” about how 143% of accusations are false!”

mildlymagnificent
mildlymagnificent
4 years ago

Axecalibar

Hold up, bring that shit back. Anal?

I think the big problem here is that the A question is asked first. If the question is whether you’re sexually “open”, the first response from a wary woman should be, “Usually. Though sometimes I find a dad or mum or grandparent isn’t as fun in a threesome as I’d like. What’s your grandad like in bed?”

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

When I’m in an intimate setting with a guy and he gets whiny that I don’t want to do anal, I usually ask him how big his dick is, and then tell him I’ll try anal if he’ll put a dildo the same size as his dick in his ass first so I can see how it’s done.

Mrs. B
Mrs. B
4 years ago

When I’m in an intimate setting with a guy and he gets whiny that I don’t want to do anal, I usually ask him how big his dick is, and then tell him I’ll try anal if he’ll put a dildo the same size as his dick in his ass first so I can see how it’s done.

I have used this before, and it works magnificently.

bekabot
bekabot
4 years ago

I’m every bit as smart and rational as a man,
OMG don’t help me solve my problems just sit here and be miserable with me

“Has a good grasp of one footnote,
Thinks that’s the whole thesis”

Joel
Joel
4 years ago

Amy guy who complains that a girl won’t do anal needs to berms over and let her do it first, else he’s a total hypocrite.
Personally I enjoy that particular activity from either side of the equation, but I’m pansexual, so that’s too be expected.

Joel
Joel
4 years ago

Ugh. Any, not amy. Bend, not berms.
I swear my phone does it on purpose.

HeinzD
HeinzD
4 years ago

So, guns don’t kill people but dresses cause rape? I’m so confused.

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
4 years ago

It’s almost like they don’t fucking understand that we don’t roll out of bed looking like a photoshopped pinup model.

^^^^^^^^^^ p. much.

“Claims to be independent
HUGS EVERY CAT”

But you can’t!
CAN’T HUG EVERY CAT

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
4 years ago

“Women who won’t do Sexual Activity XYZ are prudish hypocrites”

*Recoils in terror at the thought of cucking*

Chiomara
Chiomara
4 years ago

When I’m in an intimate setting with a guy and he gets whiny that I don’t want to do anal, I usually ask him how big his dick is, and then tell him I’ll try anal if he’ll put a dildo the same size as his dick in his ass first so I can see how it’s done.

I tried that. The conversation was as it goes:
-*Jokingly suggests anal for the 10th time*
-You know what? Okay. But first I’ll do it on you.
-Oh?! Well… OK. Sounds interesting.
-Wait, what? Have you already done that?
-No. I was never suggested that either… Never even thought of it. Sounds interesting.
-It does! I mean, your g-spot is there, and it will be nice to finally do something YOU have never done before!
-Yes, and if i’d ever trust anyone to be careful, that would be you.
-Awwwww! Okay, sounds great. Even though, I will take a long while to let you do it to me. I AM a bit interested, but… Ptsd.
-Oh, dear, I am sorry, I didnt know… I was just joking, okay? I wont push it anymore.
-Thank you :3 I will tell you when i’m ready.

He still jokes about it very now and then, and i dont feel pressured, but honestly, can you be mad at THAT? :3
It usually works, though. If he is enough of a jerk to keep insisting or guilt tripping you, he is probably very selfish and has a lot of internalized homophobia too.

Mrs. B
Mrs. B
4 years ago

You’re right, Chiomara, that would be hard to be angry at…

I got the good old “WHAT?!? That’s exit only!!” (Or a variation of that.)

Um…yeah? It’s the same for me…where are you going with this?

Axecalibur
Axecalibur
4 years ago

@mm

http://static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/No+patrick+but+she+is+a+tool+_60c53a2f3a4d22f8faf7c8b88372c656.gif
Aight, that was indeed mildly magnificent. You win this round 🙂

Ooh, alt memes! How about:
“Doesn’t wanna do me.
Insists she’s straight”
Or perhaps, just cut out all the extra words:
“Exists.
Bitch”comment image

Subtract Hominem, the Renegade Misandroid
Subtract Hominem, the Renegade Misandroid
4 years ago

“Exists.
Bitch”

Aaaaand I’m off to go design a t-shirt!

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

I have the impression that 99 percent of these guys are way too scared to ever, ever approach a woman. A guy like this knows how to sit in front of a computer, so he sticks with that. His mom lets him live in the basement and keeps the fridge stocked with his favorite foods.

The computer meets this guy’s social and sexual needs. Except it doesn’t. And he has no skills to try to make anything happen. So he does what he considers to be the next best thing–bashes women online. When women get mad at them online, it’s exciting. It’s attention. Yay! And maybe–just maybe–one the of the women will exhibit the compassion that women are so famous for. She’ll take pity on him for his loneliness and sexual frustration and come over to his house and . . .

That never happens, so it’s try, try again with more memes bashing women. Luckily, Mom put some sandwiches in the fridge for him, ’cause making memes is hard work!

Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)
Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)
4 years ago

@Axecalibur

Flapjack! I miss that show.

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

Hey, can we please not use social anxiety, living with parents, or using the computer for social interaction as insults?

D. D. Webb
4 years ago

I have to venture a correction.

The last one sums up all of the memes.

TheLurker
TheLurker
4 years ago

That second last one pretty much sums up guys who call feminists “feminazis”

Mels
Mels
4 years ago

Hey, can we please not use social anxiety, living with parents, or using the computer for social interaction as insults?

Agreed. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I’m experiencing all three of those right now because of health problems and it feels really shitty when people make jokes about “basement dwellers,” as if all of us have a fucking choice.

kale
kale
4 years ago

I’m just gonna throw this out there, possibly NSFW & possibly TW?

….

….maaaybe the reason that one woman who went on one date with you once years ago didnt want to do anal is because you dont know how to do anal?

I am basicly an asexual lesbian (into ppl w vaginas on the rare occasions, possibly forever related to the past, that I actually want sex) who isnt into being penetrated, but even I know, it fucking hurts if you dont do certain things to make her comfortable (I dont need to describe that in detail, you can find the info, just dont think you can get it from porn).

I have a fantasy, on behalf of my cishetero gal pals who date cishetero dudes, that there was a dating rule that before a guy does PIV or anal with a gal, he has to be on the receiving end.

Incidentally, I rather enjoyed that scene in Deadpool, altho I would have liked it better if he had enjoyed himself.

Apologies if this skeeved anyone out. Maybe Im the only one here who is an adult who still feels super weird about sex stuff, but idk, Im both basicly Ace and raised By modest sex-neg Xians so Im prob not usual in that regard.

@Chiomara aw that sounds like a cool dude

kale
kale
4 years ago

*applauds Tara*

weirwoodtreehugger
4 years ago

Thirded. I’m single, living with my dad because although I am employed now, I was unemployed and/or sporadically employed for two years and am getting on my feet financially and am a bit socially awkward. I still manage not to be a bigoted pro-rape asshole who is terrible at making memes.

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

Hey, can we please not use social anxiety, living with parents, or using the computer for social interaction as insults?

Oops! It wasn’t my intention to be mean about social anxiety, living with parents, or using the computer for social interaction as insults.

I myself have experience with two out of the three.

And there’s nothing wrong with the third.

It was my intention to say that they blame others for their own issues.

I apologize for the clumsiness of my communication.

kale
kale
4 years ago

Would be fun to meme Patriarchy, like:

“Pays Women Less

Mad Women Are Poor”

“Pressures Women To Dress Sexy

Mad at Women for Dressing Sexy”

….Now I just need a pic that represents patriaychy

Mels
Mels
4 years ago

I apologize for the clumsiness of my communication.

Thanks, Kat.

My comment probably sounded really hostile…it’s just a touchy topic. ;

kale
kale
4 years ago

Kat – I appreciate that. IT takes …large ovaries?… to admit when we make mistakes and I always feel good when people do so. Before you posted I was going to add –
AFAIK the majority of people dont live alone but with family or roomies or tribe of some sort. It’s a really new thing for people to try to live totally solo. & frankly it’s kinda wierd if you think about that – imagine any other pack animals doing that and acting like it’s “the right way”. lol. Americans & Brits (& company) especially often lose sight of the fact that the majority of humans for the majority of history have lived pretty risky hand to mouth lives, or at least been pretty poor relatively anyway afaik.

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

Thanks, Kat! I know you’re good people, so I didn’t think you intended it to come off mean.

Dodom
Dodom
4 years ago

*deleted because it wouldn’t link to a picture without embedding and since it’s a bit NSFW I don’t want it embedded*

Banananana dakry
Banananana dakry
4 years ago

I suspect a lot of these guys whine and whinge about getting a woman to do anal precisely because many women don’t want to do it with someone they don’t know well enough yet.

Not all women obviously, but enough women are adverse to the discomfort/ adjustment/ cleaning involved, especially if their prior experiences were with the jackhammer *splort* method these chucklefucks think constitutes sex involving any orifice. IOW these fine specimens whinge on about badgering a woman into anal because the idea of proving their dominance or making their sex partner uncomfortable at best is giving them a boner. Ugh.

I suspect if women said “Sure!” on a regular basis to requests like these that the allure would wear off very quickly and they’d move on to some other act they could pressure a reluctant woman into performing, and so on.

Ugh to the nth.

Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
4 years ago

Sneak anal is the worst. But luckily I can easily say No and they stop.
Have these guys (Meme makers) ever actually gone outside an seen how human interaction works? They need to go out and get hobbies. Preferably group hobbies with all genders, so they can interact with people without sex being the endgame!
(Can’t seem to get the marker up to edit. I meant luckily they listened when I said no.)

guest
guest
4 years ago

‘I suspect if women said “Sure!” on a regular basis to requests like these that the allure would wear off very quickly and they’d move on to some other act they could pressure a reluctant woman into performing, and so on.’

Yep. Getting women to do things they don’t want to do (by threats or by persuasion) is definitely a thing. I can think of several examples off the top of my head from my own life, only some of which have to do with sex.

dust bunny
dust bunny
4 years ago

@ SFHC

Unrelated to anything: There’s a Google ad on this page for “Feminist feminism.”

As opposed to what? =P

Christina Hoff Sommers & Camille Paglia?

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