Reddit’s Ovendice, rapidly becoming my favorite MGTOW, is on a meme-tear today, filling up the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit with amazing works of meme art.
I don’t know if he’s “designing” these himself, or if he’s found some secret goldmine of misogynistic memes as graphically painful as they are intellectually ridiculous.
Either way, I felt obliged to share some of the, er, “best” of them with you all. Consider them an early Memeday present.
…Enough burn power to lightly deform one edge of a snowflake.
I want someone to do a dramatic reading of the second meme, with ridiculous voices that switch from helium to crashing thunder.
@ rugbyyogi –
I have a couple ex’s like that too. One was a cute, nerdy guy I had met at the comic book shop and who introduced me to Doctor Who, I made the mistake of feeling sorry for ex #1 because he painted himself as the victim because his evil ex-wife and couldn’t see his daughter and another ex had just disappeared with his other kid. After I got to know him better, I pitied that poor woman for just being required to let him speak to her child on the phone, the one who ghosted had the right idea. Turned out his MO was to latch onto girlfriends like a lamprey and try to get them pregnant, then would run away to another state so that it would be hard to cross jurisdiction for child support. But he was adamantly the victim, talked a lot about fatherhood rights and was ripe for AVFM. I was 18 at the time and naive.
He flunked out of his job and sat at home playing WoW all day until he ran out of money and I refused to to pay for his subscription, to which he whined “What am I supposed to do all day when you’re at work?!” and “You’re my girlfriend! You’re supposed to want to do this stuff for me!”
He continued to lie about looking for one even after I caught him out by putting tape on the front door, insisting that neighbors must have been sneaking over to smooth it down after he came back (switching his story only after I pointed out it was impossible to have done so himself, he wasn’t terribly bright.) He threw a tantrum because I wouldn’t get a joint bank account and pawned a bunch of my stuff while I was at work. I got the hell out after he killed my pet rats in a fit of pique because I had hidden the mouse and keyboard so that he couldn’t just goof off all day.
The only reason I wasn’t able to throw him out is because he was impossible to get either of us off the lease without his signature of consent and they turned around and gave him new keys after I explained the situation and paid them to have the locks changed. It was only after I left and stopped paying the bills that he was forcibly removed by the police for squatting, and he called and expected me to feel sorry for him.
After that he would occasionally leave emails with long diatribes about how he “treated me like a queen” and how I was just another gold-digging whore, bragging how he was already engaged and expecting yet another child, and a lot of straight up bullshit about how I supposedly owed him money because he had actually contributed a small amount for the landline to be connected. I should also mention that he lied to me and said he was 21, when he was actually 30. A grown man mooching off a teenager.
Ex #2 was just very controlling, decided I wasn’t contributing enough money while going to college even though I had paid for all the furniture and decided to place parental blocks be on the computer because “I didn’t need to be having fun online” but also accused me of “dragging him around like a dog” for picking a restaurant once.
If I asked him to pick up some milk from the store on his way home he would send me angry condescending messages that he was broke because of me (Shortly after when I dumped him and left it was revealed he was “broke because of me” since he had blown a bunch of money he didn’t have on expensive tickets to “save our relationship”).
He stole all the furnishings and kitchenware I had paid for, but later randomly decided to return some of it by sneaking into the backyard and leaving a box of my plates (with food mess pointedly stuck to them) and a baby book on top with “You will probably need this” written on the inside cover. Same guy became a raging MGTOW later and thanked me for “opening his eyes”.
Dammit. All I can think of now is a rutabaga with a hole drilled into it.
I can tell you from experience meme #1 would be a deeply unpleasant experience. There’s fields of rape across the road from my house; even a 100 yards away it reeks and makes me feel like I have a cold.
Also, someone please take Paint away from these prats, eyesores the lot of them.
And to further my botanical geeking, turnip is a root vegetable form of B. rapa, while rutabaga is actually a root vegetable form of B. napus, or common rape. Or rutabaga rape, if you will.
OK, I’ll stop now.
Au contraire, mon frère!
There’s a Marvel anime called Avengers Disk Wars (which is kind of a cross between the Marvel Universe and Pokemon/Digimon), and guess who was on an episode~?
http://41.media.tumblr.com/8bec896d30bae634b50f8eeadc67658f/tumblr_nczw3sXg271skdbiao6_500.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/9c1c83c1cf0f24eef508fa5d26c35ef7/tumblr_nd99w5lgOt1qlvsdto2_1280.jpg
So, yes, Deadpool is an anime character.
Also, I know there’s also a Ganondorf dude tiddy pad from LoZ, but I’m not sure if they have other dude pads.
This is a travesty of the highest order. I demand more anime men on tiddy mousepads.
Is it bad that Meme #2 makes me want to drink booze and eat just to spite those guys?