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Harriet Tubman $20 bill not going over well with Trump fans, other garbage humans

Get used to this face, Trump fans; you'll be seeing a lot of it
Get used to this face, Trump fans; you’ll be seeing a lot of it

It’s too bad the US Treasury threw a big wet blanket on Trump fans’ celebrations of the Great Orange Hope’s big New York Primary victory yesterday.

Did I say “too bad?” I meant “ah hahaha ha ha ha.”

Anyway, on Twitter the people you would imagine would be most upset by the Harriet Tubman $20 bill are, well, the most upset.

https://twitter.com/DathanScroggs/status/722854409059762182

https://twitter.com/TangosWithBears/status/722823541025075204

 

https://twitter.com/JalynskiL/status/722900932443287556

https://twitter.com/KebabRemovalAct/status/722861754489802752

https://twitter.com/Iibertyys/status/722870233623629824

Apparently libertys sees “freeing slaves” as some sort of crime against humanity. But sees actual crimes against humanity as something worth celebrating.

https://twitter.com/Iibertyys/status/722856759711440896

https://twitter.com/drew_leopard/status/722832010578890752

https://twitter.com/UNOwen7/status/722855942342086657

https://twitter.com/FinnNogginDuude/status/722900633972412417

https://twitter.com/xavierlee_/status/722883578774720514

https://twitter.com/genophilia/status/722886924839464960

https://twitter.com/Ovenkin/status/722843029971664896

https://twitter.com/KaliYugaSurf/status/722893888470421504

https://twitter.com/JohnKuckich/status/722828069325524992

https://twitter.com/occdissent/status/722853565333684225

And then there were those who pulled out the n-word. No, not that n-word. This one:

https://twitter.com/dorklyenlighten/status/722823187273269248

https://twitter.com/UNOwen7/status/722894486204850177

https://twitter.com/PlaceInTheSun2/status/722835227584794624

Don’t worry. There were plenty of people who used the regular n-word as well.

If after all this you want to be reminded just how completely badass Tubman really was, here’s her story, as recounted by a very drunk person.

 

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Playonwords
Playonwords
8 years ago

Don’t forget that the UK has the great social reformer Elizabeth Fry on the £5

bluecat
bluecat
8 years ago

Great news about Harriet Tubman – well done you USians! I’d read a little about her because of references among American feminist writers. If it encourages more people to learn about her it can only be a good thing. So, yay!

It’s even more pleasing that so many truly terrible people are in a state of enraged displeasure over it. Which is basically what they deserve – that and stepping on legos in perpetuity.

But, yeah: “stealing property” when that “property” is yourself… do these shiteweasels think the same about people who escape from kidnappers, for instance?

Because apart from the legality of slavery when it was legal, is there a difference?

I believe there was a legal case in England when a slave brought here from the West Indies sued for freedom, and a judge ruled he could no more sue his owner than a table could, unless that’s an urban myth.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

@ playonwords

There seems to be a weird correlation between chocolate manufacturers (Fry, Rowntree, Cadbury) and social reform activism. Anyone know why that is?

Huggbees
Huggbees
8 years ago

The second the news broke I know that we were going to have racist twits throwing a rage fit. I heard that Elenor Roosevelt and Susan B. Anthony was on the lsit for names to be on the new 20. These twits would’ve complained if any of these three women were on the twenty because misandry and crap. As for the news itself good riddance Jackson we don’t need to have a mass murdurer not to mention one of the worst Presidents in history on our currency.

bluecat
bluecat
8 years ago

@ Alan – I think both things were connected with Quakerism. Social justice, and alternatives to booze and to the pubs.

The Cadburys built a model housing estate for the employees at Bourneville with no pubs in it – a lot of manufacturers used to pay workers in pubs which they also owned. Not surprisingly the whole wage packet rarely made it home.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

@ Bluecat

The case is Somerset -v- Stewart (1772) but the quote isn’t what it seems.

The actual judgment in the case was in favour of the slave, but some commentators made arguments on the lines you mention.

(It’s a bit like when equal marriage rulings come down and you get people saying stuff like ‘it’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve’. Not part of the actual case, just the background chatter)

The decision in Somerset was used as an argument for American idependence by the rebel factions.

http://www.commonlii.org/int/cases/EngR/1772/57.pdf

bluecat
bluecat
8 years ago

Ahah! Thanks Alan… somehow I thought you’d know!

Interesting how the whole concept of slavery developed and was justified over the period – I’m reading a lot from the 17th century when it was beginning to be defined, in the Atlantic world at any rate, as a racial category rather than a political one (ie; whoever you happen to have defeated recently) or a religious one. They couldn’t seem to make up their minds whether you could enslave people who weren’t Christians so long as you didn’t convert them – which became inconvenient – or that you ought to enslave people in order to make them into Christians…

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

@ bluecat

There was load of Rowntree housing not far from where I lived in London. There’s a similar ‘model village’ (in the ideal, not tiny, sense) called Saltaire near Bradford. That was built by a Victorian philanthropist with the magnificent name of Titus Salt for his mill workers. It’s very popular with arty types now. That didn’t have a pub either but luckily for my arty mates you don’t have to walk too far to find one now.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

@ bluecat

The case is important in jurisprudence terms because it illustrated the schism between a strict legalistic approach (is this just a contract/property/international law matter?) and a more ideological way of thinking (hence all the references to philosophers like Locke).

Ironically it’s more relevant to US law where the distinction between ‘strict constructionists’ and ‘purposive interpretation’ is a big issue with a Supreme Court that’s a lot more political than ours.

Msexceptiontotherule
Msexceptiontotherule
8 years ago

I’ve been watching a show called (the) Underground, as in the Underground Railroad, many of the scenes are hard to watch because of the brutality on screen real and implied (not shown). The good in humanity comes through in moments depicting interactions between children. This weeks episode had a scene I’m not sure how to feel about – white woman caring for a runaways child and bathing her as she would with her own (but shes barren) does what she must to have the man searching for runaways keep her secret (the child in her home) ends in a bath herself with the child there trying to comfort her…

History is full of unpleasant, repugnant, and horrific. But there’s also honor, compassion, and striving to make things better. Learning about all the rotten stuff and not letting it be swept under the rug of time or disguised is kind of important in preventing a repeat.

princess sunny burn
princess sunny burn
8 years ago

So Harriet Tubman was a “criminal” for breaking unjust laws by helping people escape slavery?

Gosh, these guys must really hate the founding fathers. And I’m sure they’d never join or support the Tea Party, since it’s named after a criminal act of terrorism. Lord knows these upstanding citizens are committed to following the letter of the law at all times, which is why none of them ever support things like ignoring anti-discrimination laws or joining illegal anti-government militias.

epitome of incomprehensibility

That’s awesome! I mean, I know it’s symbolic, and posthumous honours are a bit late, but it’s cool that Tubman will get this very public and widespread recognition.

…And the tweets quoted are racist and horrible, but I did laugh at the one calling Tubman fat. If you want to object to someone’s political activism, you call them a criminal, a terrorist, and….fat?!

Karalora
Karalora
8 years ago

If Tubman is unworthy to be on the currency because what she did was, at that time, illegal…better axe all the Founding Fathers too.

ETA: Ninja’ed by princess sunny burn! It must have been a snark whose time had come.

Boogerghost
Boogerghost
8 years ago

HARRIET TUBMAN FOR THE WINNNNNNNN

I literally squeaked with rage at all the people calling her a “criminal.”

@Paradoxical Intention My thoughts exactly re: April 20th birthdays. Having one myself, I do like to spread the word about Takei. 🙂

HawkerHurricane
HawkerHurricane
8 years ago

If the racists/misogynists insist on putting a white male on the currency, I suggest we use John Brown.

In fact, I’m going to write my congresscritter and recommend putting Harriet Tubman on the front of the $20, and placing John Brown on the back (vice Andy Jackson).

Falconer
Falconer
8 years ago

“my n—– Adolf Hitler” makes me just … sit here and stare into space. That’s so stunningly ignorant that I can’t even muster the energy for a face-palm.

PerfectBlue
PerfectBlue
8 years ago

Chrissle is a national fucking treasure. No one better to deliver that drunk history moment. <3

Hu's On First
Hu's On First
8 years ago

Say, David, have you read about this? I wouldn’t be surprised if Rodrigo Duterte ends up supplanting Donald Trump as the redpillers’ favorite political figure.

Michael P
Michael P
8 years ago

I grew up in Oklahoma. We got both Tubman and the Trail of Tears in elementary school. The narrative was “slavery was bad, Harriet Tubman was a hero” and “the Trail of Tears was very sad, a lot of Indians died and all of them lost their homes.” They did kinda gloss over how, eventually, white people took away Indian Territory too, and it wasn’t until high school that I realized what a scumfuck Jackson was. But still, I don’t know where the yutzes featured in the piece are getting their information about either.

Falconer
Falconer
8 years ago

Let’s see … Jackson founded the Democratic Party, dismantled the Second National Bank and hated paper money, fit the Battle of Nawlins after the war was over, basically conquered Florida for us when the Seminole rose up against Spain, hated Henry Clay, was responsible for the Trail of Tears, and get this … opposed the secession of South Carolina over the Tariff of Abominations and threatened military force against any state that tried to secede. Not to mention he held hundreds of slaves, and killed a man in a duel.

Sure, he risked his life many times over his military career, but Tubman was at risk for her entire life, and liberated people, to boot, while Jackson mostly oppressed people.

@Friendly Neighborhood Dragon Arthur:

Likewise, if I recall correctly, you can find Charles Darwin on printed notes in England. Can we put a scientist on our money and get rid of the “In God We Trust”? “E Pluribus Unum” is just so much stronger of a phrase to go by.

Latin? Too Papist. /sarcasm

Ray of Rays
Ray of Rays
8 years ago

@ Buttercup Q. Skullpants

I think there was maybe one paragraph about Harriet Tubman in our history book, but there should have been a lot more. She served in the army as a nurse, soldier, and spy, and led an expedition of 700 men during the Civil War. So much for the “women never fight in the military” trope.

I know, right? Even in California, we studied her, but pretty much only regarding her involvement in the Underground Railroad. I never knew about her involvement with the US army before now.

lightcastle
lightcastle
8 years ago

Regarding Tubman biographies, I’ve heard the book associated with this site is good, as is the one called Road to Freedom.

rugbyyogi
8 years ago

@mockingbird – yes, yes, I know, BUT it was at least as much about certain tribes siding with the Brits (and fair enough because they had a non-expansionist policy – which of course they would have broken later, but in the meantime a sensible alliance) as it was about racism. He hated the English more than he hated the Cherokee.

However, I’ve just read that he’s staying on the back, so the $20 should be karmically neutral. He’d be quite pissed that he’s on the back of some paper money with a black woman on the front. That makes it pretty sweet, too.

FrickleFrackle
FrickleFrackle
8 years ago

I heard about Harriet Tubman and Frederick Douglas as a kid and I live in Texas, then again I’ve always been somewhat interested in history and the stories it tells.

Nameless
Nameless
8 years ago

Woot, I am always happy to see a drunk history video, and I am so happy Tubman is going on the twenty~

I grew up with so many books on her, starting with those stupid valuetales books (I say stupid because the value of helping really undersells Tubman and Columbus doesn’t deserve to be considered to have any value, yet a very fictionalized version of him gets the value of curiosity in that series). I always drew rings on her fingers in the pictures ’cause little four-year old me thought she deserved something nice. Now that I’m thinking of it, I wonder if my mom still has all my books from when I was a kid, they were great. I was so grateful to my mom for making sure I grew up knowing about and looking up to women like Sojourner Truth and Frida Kahlo, and I attribute my obsession with history to all the biographies and books on suffragettes and influential women to her.

I can’t hear the hateful chorus over how happy I am that one of my biggest heroes is getting to be represented on a bill. It’s more than just symbolic, in my mind, if it introduces such an important and inspiring figure to new generations of children. It’s all another stride forward and another stride away from the hateful world these bigoted people promote. As far as I’m concerned, they’re screaming their hateful speech into a void that has no interest in them.