It’s too bad the US Treasury threw a big wet blanket on Trump fans’ celebrations of the Great Orange Hope’s big New York Primary victory yesterday.
Did I say “too bad?” I meant “ah hahaha ha ha ha.”
Anyway, on Twitter the people you would imagine would be most upset by the Harriet Tubman $20 bill are, well, the most upset.
https://twitter.com/DathanScroggs/status/722854409059762182
https://twitter.com/TangosWithBears/status/722823541025075204
https://twitter.com/JalynskiL/status/722900932443287556
https://twitter.com/KebabRemovalAct/status/722861754489802752
id understand if they put MLK on money but tubman was a fucking criminal. what she did was illegal.
— William Lawrence QB2. (@jakeechristiee) April 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/Iibertyys/status/722870233623629824
Apparently libertys sees “freeing slaves” as some sort of crime against humanity. But sees actual crimes against humanity as something worth celebrating.
https://twitter.com/Iibertyys/status/722856759711440896
Harriet Tubman on 20$ bill 😲 affirmative action currency… Soon transgender gets on dime… Or will the dime identify as a quarter?
— Chuck Lindbergh (@rexgoodboy) April 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/drew_leopard/status/722832010578890752
https://twitter.com/UNOwen7/status/722855942342086657
Harriet Tubman was an early
American Terrorist assisting
Runaway Slaves using Underground Railroad They were not doing
Anything goodForUSA— Mark Hunter. @[email protected] (@mtjordanhunter) April 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/FinnNogginDuude/status/722900633972412417
https://twitter.com/xavierlee_/status/722883578774720514
https://twitter.com/genophilia/status/722886924839464960
https://twitter.com/Ovenkin/status/722843029971664896
https://twitter.com/KaliYugaSurf/status/722893888470421504
https://twitter.com/JohnKuckich/status/722828069325524992
https://twitter.com/occdissent/status/722853565333684225
And then there were those who pulled out the n-word. No, not that n-word. This one:
https://twitter.com/dorklyenlighten/status/722823187273269248
https://twitter.com/UNOwen7/status/722894486204850177
https://twitter.com/PlaceInTheSun2/status/722835227584794624
Don’t worry. There were plenty of people who used the regular n-word as well.
If after all this you want to be reminded just how completely badass Tubman really was, here’s her story, as recounted by a very drunk person.
Always carry cash. Sometimes nothing suffices except cash. To whatever degree your relative affluence allows, keep some cash with you.
Normally, I’d just wonder what got so many racists into a frothing rage over a woman who was a major part of the Underground Railroad.
Today?
*pops popcorn, shares it with Mammothers*
I’m too busy enjoying the fact that someone like Harriet Tubman is replacing a president who was the driving force behind the Trail of Tears.
And as a woman of color myself, I’d have to say that it’s just WONDERFUL to see those racist goobers lose their SHIT.
*sips tea*
Good stuff, good stuff.
It must be Super Racist Edgelord Wednesday, because fucking hell.
What NEXT horribly racist trash is David going to feature on the site today?
Policy of Madness’ policy is definitely a good one for now; in 15 years things might have changed.
I’m also in favor of this change because as the years go by, Andrew Jackson has been gradually moving closer and closer to climbing out through the $20 bill and throttling us in our sleep.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1783/1772/1600/3gen20s-obv.jpg
“The mentally ill left?” Where did they go?
Sorry, I’ll be making my (heh) egress now.
I agree. I would really enjoy using currency with the Librarians face on it. I found a good picture to use, too.
As for the human detritus expressing their racist views on Harriet Tubman, I’m not going to say much other than they make me sick to my stomach.
I never much liked history lessons. For me it seemed mostly to be about about awful people being as awful as possible, with a few bright spots here and there. And your grade seemed to be dependent on how well you could spin it into normal humans just doing human stuff. Also regurgitating dates. I don’t know if it was the same everywhere, but I blame the school system for many of the f’ed up attitudes that some people have for each other.
My thoughts were: funny, I don’t remember her being like [the fictionalized version of] Robin Hood… Oh. Oh. Also, thank you very much for reminding me of the Trail of Tears, one of the few parts of history that I really wish I could forget. Bastards.
(I tried to come up with a more creative insult than “bastards”, but the only thing I could think of was “a pit of scorpions does not deserve you falling into it” which just seems kind of weird and inappropriate.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0NJGENMu7Q
Channeling Jim Colerick
Finally, getting rid of that douchebag president (who ironically hated paper money) on our $20 bills.
I also recall that one of the other women they wanted on the $20 bill was Rosa Parks.
Likewise, if I recall correctly, you can find Charles Darwin on printed notes in England. Can we put a scientist on our money and get rid of the “In God We Trust”? “E Pluribus Unum” is just so much stronger of a phrase to go by.
I tried to make a bet with my boyfriend that Harriet Tubman would be a hot topic today on WHTM. He refused to take that bet.
These guys who fancy themselves the Lords of Shit are trying to amuse each other with what they consider to be bons mots. Of course, anyone who considers these weak-sauce “jokes” funny is a jerk.
I’m waiting for “2 out of 10–would not bang.” Don’t disappoint me, guys.
Every time the haters spew hatred, I know that social justice has made another gain!
Uhh, isn’t the plan to keep Jackson on one side of the bill and Harriet Tubman on the other? At least that’s what the internets said couple of hours ago?
I, personally, would find that idea NOT OKAY. Boot that genocidal POS and let Harriet have it all.
You know whose birthday it is today that I’d rather celebrate?
George Mo-fuckin’ Takei
http://i.imgur.com/5rFcB.gif
One of the great things about being a supermarket cashier is the conversations you can gave. I remember one lady who was from Andrew Jackson’s state. She referred to him as “Our first redneck President”, so I assumed she was not a fan.
He would too, while the body count of his policies is horrendous, those by his own hand is certainly deep into double digits given his military service and love of dueling.
P.S. a tangent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSSn3NddwFQ
I’m so excited! Tubman was one of my heroes as a kid despite her only getting a line in my history book. I went to the library and read more! So excited!
When I saw this, I joked in my head that someone was going to say she was “breaking the law” in a smarmy “two wrongs…” kinda way, but I didn’t think anybody would actually do it! But wow. I guess I should never underestimate (or would it be overestimating in this case?) the racists.
Oh yeah, regarding my earlier post, here’s a 10 pound bank note from Britain with the most notorious bearded man on it…
http://img.ezinemark.com/imagemanager2/files/30002494/2010/09/2010-09-14-11-27-41-4-charles-darwin-a-hummingbird-and-the-hms-beagle-a.jpeg
Come on America, let’s get a scientist on our money!
You’d think right-wingers would be happy about this. They’re replacing a Democrat with a gun-toting Republican.
*shrugs*
Things I did not learn in elementary school, middle school, or high school:
I did not learn about Harriet Tubman. I learned about her because feminists wrote about her.
I did not learn about the Trail of Tears–although it’s possible that I learned about the event without learning what the Indians called it. The Johnny Cash album Bitter Tears taught me more about the heartbreaking history of Native Americans than I learned in my American school.
Nor did I learn about the 1892 Homestead Steel strike, a major event in the history of US labor. Homestead was about 5 miles from my house. The titans of steel shut down that strike. Later, different titans of steel moved the entire industry to Japan, leaving many people–whose families had worked for generations in those mills–without jobs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestead_Strike
What else didn’t I learn? I kid you not–World War I. We were told that it was too complex. Something told me even then that the titans of steel didn’t want us to know about the role of big capital in that war. Later, I found out that the rate of desertion was relatively high among German solders toward the end. And some French soldiers actually mutinied. Something else to keep from us!
I usually can find some wry humor in the chaotic intersection of narcissism, petulance, willful ignorance, and miseducation that characterizes the manospheric/Trumpospheric worldview.
But not today. Not in this post at least. The degree of viciousness displayed above just hurts my heart. I honestly am ashamed to share citizenship, not to mention a genome, with beings who could think and write with such dehumanizing, proud cruelty about their country’s enthusiastic participation in the enslavement and genocide of millions.
That Drunk History clip was awesome. I need to watch more of that.
There was much horribleness here, but I LOLed at the posthumous fat-shaming.
Knee jerk reactions from reactionary jerks living on their knees. Who would have expected that?
They are the same…individuals (the most polite word I’m willing to use) who said “respect the presidency!” during Bush’s unelected residency, but have regularly called for assassination after 2009.
I…don’t know who should be more the offended by usage of those four words in that specific order.
I think I’ll just go with “everyone”. Probably safer that way.