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Chateau Heartiste: If you want a good woman, you need to be racist as hell

Successful pickup artist and locked-down white woman
Successful pickup artist and locked-down white woman

Dudes! More specifically, white dudes! Are you interested in “locking down a good White woman” of your very own?

These days, a commenter on Chateau Heartiste explains, you can’t just hypnotize the ladies with your buff bod and masterful pickup artistry. You also need to be racist as hell. Oh, sorry, you need “to reject the anti-White race-propaganda that’s flooding out [sic] society.”

You need White Supremacist Game.

According to a comment from “Corvo” that Heartiste liked so much that he made a post of it,

The culture has become increasingly negrofied, and, whether by nature, nurture, or CultMarx propaganda (seemingly a perfect storm of all three) so many young White men and boys are just unprepared for the reality of the mating game in the current year.

And that’s where the white supremacy comes in:

Without race-awareness, far too many will either end up as wiggers–second-class, embarrassing, pale shadows aping the worst humans on the planet–or schlubby beta borderline incels.

Huh. I’m a little confused here, since I was under the impression that the “worst humans on the planet” were the aspiring pickup artists who read Chateau Heartiste.

It’s not surprising, really, when you’re force fed a diet of CultMarx propaganda that tells White boys they have no culture or history to be proud of (in fact if anything they should feel guilty) and that they should just have some more potato chips and join in the magic negro worship.

So “Cultural Marxism” is basically an exceedingly sneaky plot to sell potato chips? That explains a lot.

For those who don’t believe that racism is the magic ingredient that will allow aspiring pickup artists to score themselves a truly quality woman, Corvo offers a “field report” that attests to his amazing success in attracting the young hotties during, er, a recent trip to a water park with his wife and kids.

Apparently there’s no “game” more powerful than “Racist Dad Game.”

I was out in northeast Pennsylvania for a few days with the wife and kids at this big indoor water park / lodge place in the mountains. Demographically it wasn’t quite what I grew up with, but it was still 80% White.

Well that’s a relief!

There were far too many soft White men lumbering around under too much fat; even worse was seeing young White boys already overweight at age 10. I’d estimate that a majority of the boys were fit and could grow into little shitlords given the right guidance. Most of the girls were fit, although most of the mothers were not (most outweighed my petite woman, who’s 7 months pregnant).

That’s right. Even though his wife is pregnant, she’s no fattie!

I’m no looker; 5’10” and about a buck-fifty; bald (been rocking the skinhead since college) and in my early 40s.

But Corvo knows what to do to make sure the young hotties notice him.

I threw up a flag – put the TRUMP t-shirt on and walked around like I owned the fucking place.

Donald Trump is such an awesome alpha that just wearing a t-shirt with his name on it will make you irresistable to the hot babes!

[O]ver two days I had 4 cute girls, none older than 21, come up to tell me they liked my shirt

That’s right, fellas! SOME HOT BABES LIKED HIS TRUMP T-SHIRT at a rate of TWO HOT BABES PER TRUMP SHIRT PER DAY! Obviously they all wanted to bear his children.

(for the record, I got one positive comment from another father, and one smart-ass remark from a 65+ cat lady hag working at the on-site Starbucks – I told the cunt to make my coffee great).

Wait, there are 65-year-old women working at Starbucks? I’m beginning to wonder if this story isn’t really 100% accurate.

Yeah I gave the cute girls some friendly banter and invoked a little very mild dread game with my wife, but this is the point: there are still good (as good as they come anyway) White girls out there just waiting to be taken and lead.

Er, the past tense of the verb “to lead” is “led.” Also, I’m not 100% sure that when a woman half your age says she likes your t-shirt that this is an indication that she would also like your penis.

The quality ones are the ones with latent race-realism in their naughty little hearts. And any real man is going to want a brood of little sh*tlords one day.

I hate to break it to you, dude, but your kids aren’t going to grow up to be carbon copies of you. They might end up rejecting your foul racism. And possibly dating or even marrying someone who isn’t white.

Oh, we can only hope!

I doubt any one of those girls would have approached me back in my go-along-and-get-along-beta-gentleman days.

So over the course of two days at a water park teeming with people, four young women said they liked his Trump shirt. Dude, that doesn’t make you King Sexy of Supersexy Land. I know this may be hard to believe, dude, but it’s possible that they … just liked your Trump shirt.

Corvo follows this story with a lovely racist rant.

Wherever they go, nogs and third-world ingrates showboat and walk around like they own the place. When the truth is they and their culture have built nothing, accomplished nothing, and know nothing; they are shallow, ignorant, and ultimately dependent on White men.

This from a guy whose idea of a great accomplishment is to wear a Trump shirt to a water park and get a few compliments on it.

I don’t walk around hating anything that doesn’t deserve hatred, but you need race-realism to put things into perspective so that you can go out there and pull the quality girls.

Sure, basic Game will get you plenty of warm holes to stick your dick in for a few minutes, and by all means use it to your advantage. But the cocktail of Game and race-realism mixed and served daily by the worthy men of Le Chateau are the prescription for true abundance in life.

That and a Trump t-shirt, I guess.

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Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

@kupo – Sure it is. I’m far from being a top-notch PUA, but I have tried some techniques and experienced some success, as have several of my friends.

Congrats on manipulating at least one person into sleeping with you. I didn’t have time to organize a parade, but there’s this. ?

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

Even so, many women just won’t be receptive. But many will.

Yeah, those would be the ones who were looking to hook up and who would have slept with you with or without your “game.” In the meantime, if your “game” is anything like the standard issue, you’ve violated a ton of boundaries and made a non-trivial number of people uncomfortable and ruined their night.

Sounds like a win to me!

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

@Glenn, this is word for word what you said:

Saying you should “be happy anyway” is terrible advice.

So how did IP take you out of context?!

@isidore – My statement was in response to Lea’s post earlier. IP is oversimplifying.

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

I think what you are saying is pretty simple, there is no oversimplifying it. You can’t think of a way to be happy without sex, so therefore anyone suggesting someone else try to be happy without sex is terrible advice.

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

Ooh, POM makes a good point and in light of that I would like to amend my comment. Congratulations on thinking that you managed to manipulate someone into sleeping with you at least once, even though, like as not, she was just looking to get laid and was willing to put up with your bullshit in order to accomplish her goal.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

Even so, many women just won’t be receptive. But many will.

Yeah, those would be the ones who were looking to hook up and who would have slept with you with or without your “game.” In the meantime, if your “game” is anything like the standard issue, you’ve violated a ton of boundaries and made a non-trivial number of people uncomfortable and ruined their night.

Sounds like a win to me!

If I ruined someone’s night by approaching them, then they are extremely fragile. If a woman isn’t receptive, I don’t persist – I move on to the next one. There’s no manipulation going on, nobody is forced to go home with me or even speak to me.

katz
8 years ago

To say “your best bet is to be yourself” and “getting laid is not the most important thing in life” – now that’s just lazy and defeatist.

Believing that you’ll never accomplish anything more important in life than getting laid sounds defeatist to me.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

I think what you are saying is pretty simple, there is no oversimplifying it. You can’t think of a way to be happy without sex, so therefore anyone suggesting someone else try to be happy without sex is terrible advice.

For a man under 60, it is terrible advice, and almost impossible to be happy without sex.

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

No, Glenn, for YOU, it is almost impossible to be happy without sex. Your experience is not everyone’s.

katz
8 years ago

For a man under 60, it is terrible advice, and almost impossible to be happy without sex.

See? You’re being a total defeatist.

I’m not trying to make fun of you here; I’m being serious. If someone says “using game to pick up chicks doesn’t work,” you think “sure it works, you’re just not doing it right or not trying hard enough.”

Fair enough, if you have examples where it works. But then you also think “being happy without having sex doesn’t work.” Doesn’t it make sense for us to say “sure it works, you’re just not doing it right or not trying hard enough?” We have boatloads of examples of happy men who aren’t having sex!

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

Isidore – I’m assuming you’re a woman. You may be happy without sex but you can’t speak for men.

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

There’s no manipulation going on

Sure, bro. I wonder what the hell you think game is.

Isidore – I’m assuming you’re a woman. You may be happy without sex but you can’t speak for men.

But you, of course, can speak for literally every man under the age of 60.

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

Glenn – NEITHER CAN YOU. You can only speak for yourself. Notice I haven’t tried to disagree with you that you might not be able to be happy without sex! You know you and I don’t!

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

If I ruined someone’s night by approaching them, then they are extremely fragile.

You make someone uncomfortable by violating boundaries. Since that is one of the central features of “game,” yours would have to be very non-standard to not do that. In fact, I’m not sure one could even call it game without that.

Do you know what a boundary is? Could you describe one? Are you capable of recognizing one before you cross it, and is respecting boundaries second-nature to you? These are not lessons that game teaches you. Game teaches you the opposite: that violating boundaries and discovering that your victim doesn’t react by punching your lights out means that it’s okay to escalate and violate more boundaries.

I don’t think most PUAs take this to its natural extreme, which is rape. This is how rapists test the waters, to see how easy of a victim someone will be. What PUAs do accomplish, by behaving like rapists testing for an easy victim when they are not themselves rapists, is normalize that boundary-violating behavior. They show actual rapists that this kind of behavior is fine. In fact, PUAs code themselves as “fellow rapist” and make rapists feel like they are normal, natural human beings and plenty of people do what they do.

So even aside from the fact that you don’t fucking care how much of women’s aggregate time and attention you steal (time and attention are valuable, as in, they are worth actual money, that you are taking when you take time and attention) you are committing harm on the world.

Yes, you are.

And I already know that you also don’t fucking care about this, either, because you are merely the life-support system for a dick. That’s what you’ve made yourself, so that’s what you are.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

For a man under 60, it is terrible advice, and almost impossible to be happy without sex.

See? You’re being a total defeatist.

No, I’m being a realist.

I’m not trying to make fun of you here; I’m being serious. If someone says “using game to pick up chicks doesn’t work,” you think “sure it works, you’re just not doing it right or not trying hard enough.”

Generally true.

Fair enough. But then you also think “being happy without having sex doesn’t work.” Doesn’t it make sense for us to say “sure it works, you’re just not doing it right or not trying hard enough?”

Who exactly is “us”? Most people on this forum? I would guess most people here, including you, are women. I have never met a young or even middle-aged man who is content to be celibate. I suppose it is possible, in the sense that it is possible that Tupac and Biggie tricked us and are partying together on some remote island…

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

I’m would guess most people here, including you, are women.

Why would you guess that?

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

Also, Glenn, why is it that you think that I, being a woman, can’t speak for men, but you, being a man, can speak for women? I ask because earlier you said women hunt men like game, too. So if I’m disqualified by my vagina from speaking for men, doesn’t your cock disqualify you from speaking for women? Doesn’t every PUA teacher’s cock disqualify HIM from speaking for women?

FrickleFrackle
FrickleFrackle
8 years ago

I don’t think I’m ever going to have sex, and honestly that makes me feel a bit sexually frustrated. But, I’d rather not whine about not having sex because that’s pathetic. I don’t want to have a one night stand (yet), prostitutes cost money (and are often exploited and don’t wish to support such exploitation, but that’s another topic for another day), and I doubt I’m going to be dating anyone with my social skills.

But you know what? I can still try and enjoy myself otherwise. There’s hobbies and sports, games, movies, music, and a million other things to occupy myself with. Plus, it would be a bad idea to define myself by the amount of sex I have because that’s just one more way men try and shit upon other men.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

I’m would guess most people here, including you, are women.

Why would you guess that?

No man, at least not a heterosexual, would dump on another man for going out and trying to pick up women. I fail to see how that is violating a boundary.

As for time wasted, you clearly didn’t read my comments carefully. I don’t persist with women who are not receptive. There is nothing “rapey” about what I do.

Your anger at me is inexplicable.

throwaway
8 years ago

I suppose it is possible, in the sense that it is possible that Tupac and Biggie tricked us and are partying together on some remote island…

I’ll tell them you said “wassup.”

As one of those fictional men I have great access to heaps of fantastical shit. Nothing as fantastical as how you perceive the world and wish to speak for everyone who is not yourself by reason that you may share the same type of sexual organ with them.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

@throwaway – Haha, thanks!

WeirwoodTreeHugger
WeirwoodTreeHugger
8 years ago

Game works in one of two ways.

1. If you hit on enough people you will eventually find a few takers. It’s not a skill, it’s just a numbers game. Unless you hardly ever get turned down, you have no evidence that it is anything other than chance that you found a few people who said yes.

2. You rape someone or come very close to it by violating her boundaries until she eventually gives in out of fear or sheer exhaustion.

I too, would like to know what Glenn thinks a boundary is and how he determines a woman is not receptive.

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

@Glenn, do you accept a lack of interest on a woman’s part even if it’s not a direct ‘no’? Do you accept lack of interest even if she lets you buy her a drink? How exactly do you decide when it’s time to move on? Genuinely curious.

Lol ninja’d, sorry!

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

@isidore – Yes, of course I’m disqualified from speaking for women. But I have observed that women hunt men, too. Clearly I’m not getting your point…

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

I want to learn more about the magic switch that gets hit when all men turn 60.

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