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Chateau Heartiste: If you want a good woman, you need to be racist as hell

Successful pickup artist and locked-down white woman
Successful pickup artist and locked-down white woman

Dudes! More specifically, white dudes! Are you interested in “locking down a good White woman” of your very own?

These days, a commenter on Chateau Heartiste explains, you can’t just hypnotize the ladies with your buff bod and masterful pickup artistry. You also need to be racist as hell. Oh, sorry, you need “to reject the anti-White race-propaganda that’s flooding out [sic] society.”

You need White Supremacist Game.

According to a comment from “Corvo” that Heartiste liked so much that he made a post of it,

The culture has become increasingly negrofied, and, whether by nature, nurture, or CultMarx propaganda (seemingly a perfect storm of all three) so many young White men and boys are just unprepared for the reality of the mating game in the current year.

And that’s where the white supremacy comes in:

Without race-awareness, far too many will either end up as wiggers–second-class, embarrassing, pale shadows aping the worst humans on the planet–or schlubby beta borderline incels.

Huh. I’m a little confused here, since I was under the impression that the “worst humans on the planet” were the aspiring pickup artists who read Chateau Heartiste.

It’s not surprising, really, when you’re force fed a diet of CultMarx propaganda that tells White boys they have no culture or history to be proud of (in fact if anything they should feel guilty) and that they should just have some more potato chips and join in the magic negro worship.

So “Cultural Marxism” is basically an exceedingly sneaky plot to sell potato chips? That explains a lot.

For those who don’t believe that racism is the magic ingredient that will allow aspiring pickup artists to score themselves a truly quality woman, Corvo offers a “field report” that attests to his amazing success in attracting the young hotties during, er, a recent trip to a water park with his wife and kids.

Apparently there’s no “game” more powerful than “Racist Dad Game.”

I was out in northeast Pennsylvania for a few days with the wife and kids at this big indoor water park / lodge place in the mountains. Demographically it wasn’t quite what I grew up with, but it was still 80% White.

Well that’s a relief!

There were far too many soft White men lumbering around under too much fat; even worse was seeing young White boys already overweight at age 10. I’d estimate that a majority of the boys were fit and could grow into little shitlords given the right guidance. Most of the girls were fit, although most of the mothers were not (most outweighed my petite woman, who’s 7 months pregnant).

That’s right. Even though his wife is pregnant, she’s no fattie!

I’m no looker; 5’10” and about a buck-fifty; bald (been rocking the skinhead since college) and in my early 40s.

But Corvo knows what to do to make sure the young hotties notice him.

I threw up a flag – put the TRUMP t-shirt on and walked around like I owned the fucking place.

Donald Trump is such an awesome alpha that just wearing a t-shirt with his name on it will make you irresistable to the hot babes!

[O]ver two days I had 4 cute girls, none older than 21, come up to tell me they liked my shirt

That’s right, fellas! SOME HOT BABES LIKED HIS TRUMP T-SHIRT at a rate of TWO HOT BABES PER TRUMP SHIRT PER DAY! Obviously they all wanted to bear his children.

(for the record, I got one positive comment from another father, and one smart-ass remark from a 65+ cat lady hag working at the on-site Starbucks – I told the cunt to make my coffee great).

Wait, there are 65-year-old women working at Starbucks? I’m beginning to wonder if this story isn’t really 100% accurate.

Yeah I gave the cute girls some friendly banter and invoked a little very mild dread game with my wife, but this is the point: there are still good (as good as they come anyway) White girls out there just waiting to be taken and lead.

Er, the past tense of the verb “to lead” is “led.” Also, I’m not 100% sure that when a woman half your age says she likes your t-shirt that this is an indication that she would also like your penis.

The quality ones are the ones with latent race-realism in their naughty little hearts. And any real man is going to want a brood of little sh*tlords one day.

I hate to break it to you, dude, but your kids aren’t going to grow up to be carbon copies of you. They might end up rejecting your foul racism. And possibly dating or even marrying someone who isn’t white.

Oh, we can only hope!

I doubt any one of those girls would have approached me back in my go-along-and-get-along-beta-gentleman days.

So over the course of two days at a water park teeming with people, four young women said they liked his Trump shirt. Dude, that doesn’t make you King Sexy of Supersexy Land. I know this may be hard to believe, dude, but it’s possible that they … just liked your Trump shirt.

Corvo follows this story with a lovely racist rant.

Wherever they go, nogs and third-world ingrates showboat and walk around like they own the place. When the truth is they and their culture have built nothing, accomplished nothing, and know nothing; they are shallow, ignorant, and ultimately dependent on White men.

This from a guy whose idea of a great accomplishment is to wear a Trump shirt to a water park and get a few compliments on it.

I don’t walk around hating anything that doesn’t deserve hatred, but you need race-realism to put things into perspective so that you can go out there and pull the quality girls.

Sure, basic Game will get you plenty of warm holes to stick your dick in for a few minutes, and by all means use it to your advantage. But the cocktail of Game and race-realism mixed and served daily by the worthy men of Le Chateau are the prescription for true abundance in life.

That and a Trump t-shirt, I guess.

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katz
8 years ago

On the Recruiting Giants thing: I keep wondering how they think fresh-faced kids turn into grizzled veterans if everyone in between is a useless liability to be fired en masse.

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

@katz
Easy. They let those beta companies build up the grizzled veterans for them.

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
8 years ago

Ugh. Cowboy Coding. Mixed with some utterly unrequired misogyny, because it’s always a woman’s fault.

So this was a seminar on How To Be An Awful Frat-bro, was it? Seems like it.

Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
8 years ago

@Mish
Don’t worry about it-I’m afraid of the blockquote mammoth too.

katz
8 years ago

Maybe he’s lacking in creativity and literary taste.

Okay, now that’s the saddest thing I can imagine. You’re imagining the best thing that could possibly happen to demonstrate what a sexy ladykiller you are! The sky’s the limit! Hmm…oh, I know! I was at the water park and someone liked my shirt!

AsAboveSoBelow
AsAboveSoBelow
8 years ago

To them, kids are mainly “A Woman Let Me Do Sex At Her At Least Once” trophies, the ultimate confirmation that they were able to beat out all the other genetic competition. Once the sperm has done its work, they lose all interest.

Kids=immortality. Rose Castorini was right: they fear death.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/ce149e6531ded40180348479abc02d3f/tumblr_mo5g0qjfv41qakh43o8_r1_250.gif

Redsilkphoenix
Redsilkphoenix
8 years ago

I’m not up on the latest racist terminology. What are wiggers and nogs supposed to be? I’m guessing, based on the usage in the original post, that wigger is a white person who’s a fan of black entertainers/culture (code for rap/gansta styles?), but nog has me stumped as to what’s being referred to there. Anyone have a clue on that?

My thanks in advance for any help in understanding those terms.

occasional reader
occasional reader
8 years ago

> kupo

Easy. They let those beta companies build up the grizzled veterans for them.

You mean there are alpha companies which are going to “pick up” veterans from the beta ones ? But of course, they are going to pick up only GV10 ? The headhunters have to use openers ? Or if the headhunters pay the meal, the GV10 must (obviously) work for the alpha company after ? Do you think that if the headhunter wears a Trump shirt, he can score more GV10 ?
Now i understand why this presentation is linked to the main topic 🙂

> Scildfreja
“Cowboy coding” ? Well, at least i have learn an expression. But the presentation seems to have delusions of grandeur : it seems to involve far more than a bunch of amateur programmers, he calls them “giants”, almost all the content yells “Make videogame companies great again”. It just misses a wig with a puff somewhere.

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
8 years ago

I hope that Starbuck’s lady pissed in his coffee.
🙁

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
8 years ago

@AsAboveSoBelow

You are right, these people who promote themselves as ‘christian’ are the worst offenders. Just look at families such as the Duggar’s.
It comes about from a misinterpretation of scripture. When most Christians regard ‘eternal life’ as a spiritual life, they consider it to be the propagation of their bloodline. It is typical of Illuminati inversions. When the prophesy was given to Abraham, that his seed would outnumber the stars in the sky and the grains of sand on the beach, this prophesy was never fulfilled. It is not possible. That many human beings have never existed. The Christian Dominianists/Patriachists (represented by Quiverfull, Mormonism and other cults, ironically even the Muslim Calphate, also Children of Abraham) have taken it upon themselves to fulfil this prophesy by intensive reproduction. They see themselves as breeding an army of soldiers for God, to fight at the End Times battle of Armageddon. This is only possible if you regard your wimen folk as being walking GroBags for your divine seed. (Incidentally, this is why they despise homosexuals so much, they see relationships with no prospect of offspring as a waste of Holy Seed, this includes the dreaded cursed barren women as well, post menopause relationships, and explains their proto paedophiliac obsession with youth)
This mindset goes back even further than modern fundie Christianity, to a much older cult of Baal/Nimrod/Osiris – the worship of the Phallus Dei or Divine Penis. This even exists in Hinduism, where their creator is represented as Brahmah (Abraham) who puffed the universe out of his penis (lingham).
The Dominionists are busy creating their own little armies of white, fundamentalists to in theory fight in Joel’s army against the blacks/muzzies/homosexuals/liberals in the coming Apocalypse.

Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
8 years ago

@Redsilkphoenix
I think “nog” is supposed to be the first three letters of the N-word, only with the vowel switched out to keep the dreaded (by them) SJWs from harping on them.

Mikkay
Mikkay
8 years ago

“Been rocking the skinhead look since college” sooooo he went bald at seventeen.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

@Redsilk

Your guess for “Wigger” is spot on – yeah, it just means a white kid who like rap music and/or the gangsta look – and “Nog” is short for… Ugh… “Nig-nog,” which in turn is derived from what Nikki said.

They’re not new, though. “Wigger” was most popular around the time of Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ali G character, and the other word I’m not typing a second time is an old favourite of my 60ish-year-old uncle’s.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

*Who likes. A five-minute edit window and I missed that.

WeirwoodTreeHugger
WeirwoodTreeHugger
8 years ago

Wigger is even older than Ali G. I remember hearing it in the mid90s.

katz
8 years ago

Just want to throw this data point out there: I was at the LA Times Festival of Books wearing my pilotka and a guy stopped me to tell me how much he liked what I was wearing. Conclusion: If you want to get a dude, wear Red Army paraphernalia.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

Here is my pick up advice:
Don’t. PUAs are losers. No one thinks they’re sexy. The secret to attracting people to you is simply this: Be somone an individual happens to be atracted to. Since all humans are autonomous individuals that means your best bet is to be yourself, do what makes you feel good about your life and have respect for yourself and others. There is no shortcut to having a personality and interests to share with others. There is no garunteed way to attract people to you or make them want your cock. It either happens or it doesn’t. You do you and let that be enough. If that is never enough, consider that you might be an asshole and might need to work on that. But you know what? If nobody wants to be around you but you like you, maybe you could value your estimation over theirs and be happy anyway because getting laid and or validated is not the most important thing in life.

This is perhaps the worst advice I’ve ever heard. Obviously some PUAs are successful, at least for a time, or they would quit being PUAs.

You are correct that people need to develop their personalities and interests, and that this is still no guarantee of success. But these traits give you the confidence to develop pickup skills, i.e. “game”.

To say “your best bet is to be yourself” and “getting laid is not the most important thing in life” – now that’s just lazy and defeatist.

Getting laid is a skill that can be developed, much like learning a musical instrument or a new language. Saying you should “be happy anyway” is terrible advice.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
8 years ago

Yes, “being happy” is a terrible thing.

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

Obviously some PUAs are successful, at least for a time, or they would quit being PUAs.

This is neither obvious nor true. We’ve been watching PUAs for a while now and even their own, likely embellished versions of events make it obvious that they’re not terribly successful nor happy with their lives.

Getting laid is a skill that can be developed, much like learning a musical instrument or a new language. Saying you should “be happy anyway” is terrible advice.

This would only be true if every woman were the same and liked the same things. Sure, there will be some similarities, but just because you can play a flute doesn’t mean you can play a violin. And being happy anyway is about the best advice you can get, because finding other things to enjoy instead of focusing on loneliness puts the control in your own hands rather than giving that control up to others.

Besides, treating human beings as game to be hunted is fucked up.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

Yes, I agree. “Be a complete human being, not just a life support system for a dick” is terrible advice. Run along and get laid, Glenn, or at least try really hard. It’s the only thing that’s truly meaningful about life.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

This is neither obvious nor true. We’ve been watching PUAs for a while now and even their own, likely embellished versions of events make it obvious that they’re not terribly successful nor happy with their lives.

@kupo – Sure it is. I’m far from being a top-notch PUA, but I have tried some techniques and experienced some success, as have several of my friends.

This would only be true if every woman were the same and liked the same things. Sure, there will be some similarities, but just because you can play a flute doesn’t mean you can play a violin.

True, you need to learn how to read women and adjust your game accordingly. You don’t run the exact same game each time. Even so, many women just won’t be receptive. But many will.

Besides, treating human beings as game to be hunted is fucked up.

Whatever, it’s human nature. Women do the same thing.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

Yes, “being happy” is a terrible thing.

Way to take my words out of context!

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

Whatever, it’s human nature.

Citation needed.

Women do the same thing.

Citation needed.

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

@Glenn, this is word for word what you said:

Saying you should “be happy anyway” is terrible advice.

So how did IP take you out of context?!

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

Yes, I agree. “Be a complete human being, not just a life support system for a dick” is terrible advice. Run along and get laid, Glenn, or at least try really hard. It’s the only thing that’s truly meaningful about life.

Ok, I will, Sweetheart, because it is one of the most important things for men.

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