Dudes! More specifically, white dudes! Are you interested in “locking down a good White woman” of your very own?
These days, a commenter on Chateau Heartiste explains, you can’t just hypnotize the ladies with your buff bod and masterful pickup artistry. You also need to be racist as hell. Oh, sorry, you need “to reject the anti-White race-propaganda that’s flooding out [sic] society.”
You need White Supremacist Game.
According to a comment from “Corvo” that Heartiste liked so much that he made a post of it,
The culture has become increasingly negrofied, and, whether by nature, nurture, or CultMarx propaganda (seemingly a perfect storm of all three) so many young White men and boys are just unprepared for the reality of the mating game in the current year.
And that’s where the white supremacy comes in:
Without race-awareness, far too many will either end up as wiggers–second-class, embarrassing, pale shadows aping the worst humans on the planet–or schlubby beta borderline incels.
Huh. I’m a little confused here, since I was under the impression that the “worst humans on the planet” were the aspiring pickup artists who read Chateau Heartiste.
It’s not surprising, really, when you’re force fed a diet of CultMarx propaganda that tells White boys they have no culture or history to be proud of (in fact if anything they should feel guilty) and that they should just have some more potato chips and join in the magic negro worship.
So “Cultural Marxism” is basically an exceedingly sneaky plot to sell potato chips? That explains a lot.
For those who don’t believe that racism is the magic ingredient that will allow aspiring pickup artists to score themselves a truly quality woman, Corvo offers a “field report” that attests to his amazing success in attracting the young hotties during, er, a recent trip to a water park with his wife and kids.
Apparently there’s no “game” more powerful than “Racist Dad Game.”
I was out in northeast Pennsylvania for a few days with the wife and kids at this big indoor water park / lodge place in the mountains. Demographically it wasn’t quite what I grew up with, but it was still 80% White.
Well that’s a relief!
There were far too many soft White men lumbering around under too much fat; even worse was seeing young White boys already overweight at age 10. I’d estimate that a majority of the boys were fit and could grow into little shitlords given the right guidance. Most of the girls were fit, although most of the mothers were not (most outweighed my petite woman, who’s 7 months pregnant).
That’s right. Even though his wife is pregnant, she’s no fattie!
I’m no looker; 5’10” and about a buck-fifty; bald (been rocking the skinhead since college) and in my early 40s.
But Corvo knows what to do to make sure the young hotties notice him.
I threw up a flag – put the TRUMP t-shirt on and walked around like I owned the fucking place.
Donald Trump is such an awesome alpha that just wearing a t-shirt with his name on it will make you irresistable to the hot babes!
[O]ver two days I had 4 cute girls, none older than 21, come up to tell me they liked my shirt
That’s right, fellas! SOME HOT BABES LIKED HIS TRUMP T-SHIRT at a rate of TWO HOT BABES PER TRUMP SHIRT PER DAY! Obviously they all wanted to bear his children.
(for the record, I got one positive comment from another father, and one smart-ass remark from a 65+ cat lady hag working at the on-site Starbucks – I told the cunt to make my coffee great).
Wait, there are 65-year-old women working at Starbucks? I’m beginning to wonder if this story isn’t really 100% accurate.
Yeah I gave the cute girls some friendly banter and invoked a little very mild dread game with my wife, but this is the point: there are still good (as good as they come anyway) White girls out there just waiting to be taken and lead.
Er, the past tense of the verb “to lead” is “led.” Also, I’m not 100% sure that when a woman half your age says she likes your t-shirt that this is an indication that she would also like your penis.
The quality ones are the ones with latent race-realism in their naughty little hearts. And any real man is going to want a brood of little sh*tlords one day.
I hate to break it to you, dude, but your kids aren’t going to grow up to be carbon copies of you. They might end up rejecting your foul racism. And possibly dating or even marrying someone who isn’t white.
Oh, we can only hope!
I doubt any one of those girls would have approached me back in my go-along-and-get-along-beta-gentleman days.
So over the course of two days at a water park teeming with people, four young women said they liked his Trump shirt. Dude, that doesn’t make you King Sexy of Supersexy Land. I know this may be hard to believe, dude, but it’s possible that they … just liked your Trump shirt.
Corvo follows this story with a lovely racist rant.
Wherever they go, nogs and third-world ingrates showboat and walk around like they own the place. When the truth is they and their culture have built nothing, accomplished nothing, and know nothing; they are shallow, ignorant, and ultimately dependent on White men.
This from a guy whose idea of a great accomplishment is to wear a Trump shirt to a water park and get a few compliments on it.
I don’t walk around hating anything that doesn’t deserve hatred, but you need race-realism to put things into perspective so that you can go out there and pull the quality girls.
Sure, basic Game will get you plenty of warm holes to stick your dick in for a few minutes, and by all means use it to your advantage. But the cocktail of Game and race-realism mixed and served daily by the worthy men of Le Chateau are the prescription for true abundance in life.
That and a Trump t-shirt, I guess.
I love the leap of fancy in thinking a woman or girl speaking to you means she wants you sexually.
Just…no. Teenage girls are not trying to pick up middle aged married men at amusment parks. EVEN if they happen to speak to those men, they aren’t offering nookie.
Speak=/=sexy times
What kind of nasty creep do you have to be to hope teens speaking a single sentence to you would intimidate your wife?
These guys are even repulsive in their dreams.
Also, even if being a racist shit got you laid, it wouldn’t make being a racist shit a good thing. You’d still be an ignorant, self-deluded asshat full of hate and pointless vanity. No sex is worth that.
Of course, that is also fantasy. The idea of women as reward is a male power fantasy. He’s playing into that fantasy to encourage other white men to be more openly racist because it makes him uncomfortable to display his racism alone. He needs a mob because he’s scared as fuck of being called out for being the worst. All of these manosphere sites seem to promise men that they can have lots of women in their service if they do what the manosphere tells them to.
Then, when that does not work it isn’t the manosphere misleading men. Oh no. It is evil women failing to do as they are supposed to. You weren’t duped, dudes! Women not wanting abusive, racist, misogynist assholes is a feminist conspiracy!
@Simon, why would David be jealous of a racist misogynist? Especially one who makes up nonsense stories on the web? Lol!
David rocks in comparison to MRAs and other bigots featured here.
Oh ew ew ew
There’s a pick up artist here
guys im’a call the Orkin man
need to get’em before they start to multiply
Good post, David! I’ve been reading and enjoying your posts for some time but not commented until now.
And thank you, thank you, thank you for addressing the “past tense of lead is led” thing! I’ve been seeing a lot recently and it does my head in. Aaaagh…
If PUAs were attractive to young women there would be tumblrs dedicated to adoring them.
Instead, the ladies seem to like the likes of Hiddleson and Momoa.
The only people claiming women want these kinds of men are the men making money and noteriety from other men believing women want scum like PUAs. That is, when PUAs aren’t just advocating rape.
… I fucking hate humans.
David Futrelle,
Turns out Heartiste is even more pathetic than we thought!
I’m still irked about the whole “women are weak” thing. Women are only weaker on average if we only examine strengths that men are naturally inclined towards on average. If we start looking at things like thigh muscle strength* or pain threshold women are the stronger sex, on average. Yet no one complains when men are depicted as having amazing pain tolerance or strong thighs. Masculinity is so fucking fragile.
*I once amazed my husband by doing some heavy lifting from the leg that was difficult for him. I have pathetically weak arms and core muscles, but my thighs are stronger than average even for a woman. He was stunned. It was awesome.
ETA: I should have added that this is even assuming sex is binary, which it isn’t, so it’s a stupid argument anyway.
I’ll just be over in the corner trying to hold back the urge to vomit. It’s the Trump-flu. *blergh*
Kupo,
I’m curious about the pain threshold thing. I wonder how much of that supposedly different physical threshold is due to expectation. We aren’t supposed to complain or be a bother. So, we endure. Women suffering silently is idealized in religion.
I’m reminded of accupuncure studies in which patients endured painful procedures without complaint because they were expected to, even though acupuncure does not work as anesthetic.
I doubt we hurt less. I think we’re just shamed and told to shut up if we dare to complain.
@ kupo
There’s a great deconstruction of that, and some dramatic cliches in general, in the Jackie Chan movie ‘First Strike’. I won’t spoil the film for you in case you ever get a chance to see it, but in summary, Jackie is a (reluctant and accidental) secret agent. We have the classic scene where the bad guy is trying to extract information. He states that he knows Jackie will be too tough to talk himself (Jackie is less sure about that) but his female companion will be too weak willed to see Jackie tortured so she’ll no doubt spill the beans (she won’t, she’s the actual secret agent, and Jackie knows this)
The scene culminates with the line “Why don’t you torture her; maybe I’ll talk”
In any other context that line might be horrible, but in this film it’s both adorable and funny.
(They escape because the villain only tied up Jackie, not the woman, so she saves the day)
@ Lea
Yeah, funny how women are attracted to men who treat women as if they were people, as opposed to men who treat women as if they are a commodity that can be bought and sold.
Looking back again at the racist guy featured in this post, he seems to also be buying into that “bad boy” myth – the one where all women supposedly are ready to just drop their panties at the sight of a bad boy.
Translation: “I’m a 40+ dude who proudly creeps on women young enough to be my children. FEEL MAH ALFAMANLYNESS”
One of these days, that guy’s story will end with “so then suddenly Chris Hansen popped out and told me to have a seat”.
@kupo
Great advice!
For PUAs: In my experience, if you’re just trying to find NSA sex you should go someplace where other people are looking for the same thing. I.e. not a fucking family friendly water park. Just be friendly, non-creepy, and learn to take no for an answer.
I tried reading the linked article in the other thread but just couldn’t muster the energy. One thing I did notice is that he invokes the idea that the average woman is weaker than the average man, then notes that while some women athletes might be stronger than he is, average women are not. Assuming for the sake of argument that this is true, female heroes, action heroes that is, would not be physically average, they would be more comparable to the athletes that he mentions. It also ignores the fact that in many works, the hero’s final triumph isn’t due to physical strength (as the villain will likely be as strong or stronger) but rather because of intelligence (which he asserts women have an edge in) or some personality trait such as perseverance.
Doubtless all the biotruths just mask his fear that a generation of boys might grow up not thinking themselves ‘just better.’
Plus, in a lot of stories with action heroes, the hero has some sort of power that goes beyond muscle mass. Spiderman has his webbing, Buffy and other vampire slayers have demon essence in them, Superman is an alien. Then, of course there’s The Force. When you bring superpowers into the mix, size is kind of irrelevant.
That’s assuming that it’s the sex rather than the dominance they’re after.
Out of topic, but related to sexism : http://www.alexstjohn.com/WP/download/Recruiting%20Giants.pdf
What that guy said is disgusting all over, but in particular the way he assume all devs are heterosexual males and theirs wives are alway money-guzzling parasite reek of the same logic as the redpiller, one who is both misandre and misogyne. But mostly misogyne.
(initial source : https://twitter.com/tha_rami/status/721694926493388804 )
Okay, so… “Shitlord” is good. “Social Justice” (and the “Warriors” thereof) are bad. “White Knights” are pathetic. “Cuck” means… basically anything and is devastatingly insulting to liberals.
None of their words mean what they should mean.
Turns out that Great Wolf Resorts was on Undercover Boss in season 2.
6 minutes in: “More than half of our guests are under the age of 10.”
Certainly sounds like the kind of place I’d go to pick up hot young ladies using a Trump T-shirt. If by “young” one means “tweener.”
Gross.
12 minutes in: “We can have up a thousand guests check in during an afternoon.” And 3,000 people at a time in the water park at the largest park.
I’m 100% sure that all of those thousands of folks noticed Mr. Trump T-shirt strutting around like he owned the resort. There’s no possible way that he just kind of faded into the background of the massive crowd.
Yep.
I’m confused….
Is Shitlord a compliment now?!!
Just like they say the Illuminati have to invert everything.
Wow, I honestly thought that “Letter” was satire until I looked at the rest of the site. Poe’s Law doesn’t even begin to describe it. ಠ_ಠ
(Also, Dhag, emailed you!)
That “Open Letter to Rey” needs to be returned to sender.
It speaks volumes about how lonely this dude must really be that “5 people spoke to me over the course of a weekend” is a noteworthy story. Also, he wore the same T shirt all weekend long? How debonair! And finally, at least for the girls, my money is that they were making fun of him. Twenty something girls aren’t really Trump’s big demographic.
@Ohlmann
Holy shit. No wonder this guy “can’t identify” the other not male engineers. I doubt most of us would want to work in the same zip code as him.