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Chateau Heartiste: If you want a good woman, you need to be racist as hell

Successful pickup artist and locked-down white woman
Successful pickup artist and locked-down white woman

Dudes! More specifically, white dudes! Are you interested in “locking down a good White woman” of your very own?

These days, a commenter on Chateau Heartiste explains, you can’t just hypnotize the ladies with your buff bod and masterful pickup artistry. You also need to be racist as hell. Oh, sorry, you need “to reject the anti-White race-propaganda that’s flooding out [sic] society.”

You need White Supremacist Game.

According to a comment from “Corvo” that Heartiste liked so much that he made a post of it,

The culture has become increasingly negrofied, and, whether by nature, nurture, or CultMarx propaganda (seemingly a perfect storm of all three) so many young White men and boys are just unprepared for the reality of the mating game in the current year.

And that’s where the white supremacy comes in:

Without race-awareness, far too many will either end up as wiggers–second-class, embarrassing, pale shadows aping the worst humans on the planet–or schlubby beta borderline incels.

Huh. I’m a little confused here, since I was under the impression that the “worst humans on the planet” were the aspiring pickup artists who read Chateau Heartiste.

It’s not surprising, really, when you’re force fed a diet of CultMarx propaganda that tells White boys they have no culture or history to be proud of (in fact if anything they should feel guilty) and that they should just have some more potato chips and join in the magic negro worship.

So “Cultural Marxism” is basically an exceedingly sneaky plot to sell potato chips? That explains a lot.

For those who don’t believe that racism is the magic ingredient that will allow aspiring pickup artists to score themselves a truly quality woman, Corvo offers a “field report” that attests to his amazing success in attracting the young hotties during, er, a recent trip to a water park with his wife and kids.

Apparently there’s no “game” more powerful than “Racist Dad Game.”

I was out in northeast Pennsylvania for a few days with the wife and kids at this big indoor water park / lodge place in the mountains. Demographically it wasn’t quite what I grew up with, but it was still 80% White.

Well that’s a relief!

There were far too many soft White men lumbering around under too much fat; even worse was seeing young White boys already overweight at age 10. I’d estimate that a majority of the boys were fit and could grow into little shitlords given the right guidance. Most of the girls were fit, although most of the mothers were not (most outweighed my petite woman, who’s 7 months pregnant).

That’s right. Even though his wife is pregnant, she’s no fattie!

I’m no looker; 5’10” and about a buck-fifty; bald (been rocking the skinhead since college) and in my early 40s.

But Corvo knows what to do to make sure the young hotties notice him.

I threw up a flag – put the TRUMP t-shirt on and walked around like I owned the fucking place.

Donald Trump is such an awesome alpha that just wearing a t-shirt with his name on it will make you irresistable to the hot babes!

[O]ver two days I had 4 cute girls, none older than 21, come up to tell me they liked my shirt

That’s right, fellas! SOME HOT BABES LIKED HIS TRUMP T-SHIRT at a rate of TWO HOT BABES PER TRUMP SHIRT PER DAY! Obviously they all wanted to bear his children.

(for the record, I got one positive comment from another father, and one smart-ass remark from a 65+ cat lady hag working at the on-site Starbucks – I told the cunt to make my coffee great).

Wait, there are 65-year-old women working at Starbucks? I’m beginning to wonder if this story isn’t really 100% accurate.

Yeah I gave the cute girls some friendly banter and invoked a little very mild dread game with my wife, but this is the point: there are still good (as good as they come anyway) White girls out there just waiting to be taken and lead.

Er, the past tense of the verb “to lead” is “led.” Also, I’m not 100% sure that when a woman half your age says she likes your t-shirt that this is an indication that she would also like your penis.

The quality ones are the ones with latent race-realism in their naughty little hearts. And any real man is going to want a brood of little sh*tlords one day.

I hate to break it to you, dude, but your kids aren’t going to grow up to be carbon copies of you. They might end up rejecting your foul racism. And possibly dating or even marrying someone who isn’t white.

Oh, we can only hope!

I doubt any one of those girls would have approached me back in my go-along-and-get-along-beta-gentleman days.

So over the course of two days at a water park teeming with people, four young women said they liked his Trump shirt. Dude, that doesn’t make you King Sexy of Supersexy Land. I know this may be hard to believe, dude, but it’s possible that they … just liked your Trump shirt.

Corvo follows this story with a lovely racist rant.

Wherever they go, nogs and third-world ingrates showboat and walk around like they own the place. When the truth is they and their culture have built nothing, accomplished nothing, and know nothing; they are shallow, ignorant, and ultimately dependent on White men.

This from a guy whose idea of a great accomplishment is to wear a Trump shirt to a water park and get a few compliments on it.

I don’t walk around hating anything that doesn’t deserve hatred, but you need race-realism to put things into perspective so that you can go out there and pull the quality girls.

Sure, basic Game will get you plenty of warm holes to stick your dick in for a few minutes, and by all means use it to your advantage. But the cocktail of Game and race-realism mixed and served daily by the worthy men of Le Chateau are the prescription for true abundance in life.

That and a Trump t-shirt, I guess.

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Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

@SHFC ?? I’ve never read that. Why did you link a two-year-old post?

Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
8 years ago

I love how Glenn is going to dismiss everything I said because I used a word he thinks Jezebel invented. LO Fuckin’ L.

And, no, Glenn. I wasn’t there. But I also know you’re not a fucking mind reader. And I wasn’t referring to the women who willingly went out with you. I was referring to the women who didn’t.

Also Lol’ing at the “I like to see how the other side thinks” comment.

Obviously you don’t, otherwise you would have listened to what we said and not try to correct us.

calmdown
calmdown
8 years ago

Whinging, whining, whatever.

throwaway
8 years ago

As opposed to your by-the-book Jezebel garbage.

It would be morally bankrupt to equate the two in terms of harm done. But you don’t care about harm. All you care about is your boner, and fuck the minority of women who aren’t comfortable with your approaches. All Hail The Mighty Boner!

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

Good thing I’m on a post Game of Thrones high right now or I’d be ripping Glenn a new one.

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I won’t give any spoilers, but, wow. I’m in a great mood!

Great episode!

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

That’s true Throwaway. Jezebel is far more damaging.

Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
8 years ago

Glenn proving once again that all he is is lazy playground “comebacks” and temper tantrums.

“I know you are!”

Tsk. Tsk.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

Oooh, you know I love it when you talk dirty to me, Weirwood! You make my pistons bulge! You make my ball bearings melt from the heat!

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

@calmdown – Huh. Thanks, sincerely. I honestly didn’t know “whinging” was a real word.

Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
8 years ago

And now he’s trying his creepy flirting on WWTH. Take a fucking hint, creep.

I thought you said you know when women don’t want to talk to you.

Handsome "These Pretzels Suck" Jack (formerly Pandapool)

Oooh, you know I love it when you talk dirty to me, Weirwood! You make my pistons bulge! You make my ball bearings melt from the heat!

Wow, no wonder you just pick up chicks. You’re insufferable.

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

No thanks, Glenn.

I’d totally let Jaime Lannister street harass me though!

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

I honestly didn’t know “whinging” was a real word.

What you don’t know could rebuild the Library Of Alexandria.

calmdown
calmdown
8 years ago

I didn’t see it yet, but Brienne is so awesome 🙂

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

Wow, he came back! That was a surprise, I’m not sorry I missed it though, lol. Is there a way to doubledown more than once? Like quadrupledown? Lol, Glenn, good job quadruplingdown on being a misogynist creep!

Because it was to me, and no one else pointed this out while I was having fun not here, I’ll make my reply ^_^:

@Isidore
What if you’re waiting in the checkout line at the grocery store, and the person in front of you can’t find a coupon, or can’t find the correct change? Well, that person has just wasted several seconds of your time! How dare they! You must fly into a rage when that happens.

Or say you’re at a mall, and a salesperson asks you if you would be interested in taking a survey, or sampling a new product? Is that not a selfish reason? Yes, you can decline, but they have still wasted precious seconds of your life.

I think I and everyone else made it clear that if you were doing your pickup lines in places where women might expect it – singles mixers, clubs, what have you – that would be fine. Because it’s expected and appropriate. You know – like it’s expected and appropriate to be waiting in line at a grocery store and something jams up the works, or for a salesperson to try to sell you things in a mall.

But if a salesperson comes up to me in the park while I’m jogging and tries to get me to fill out a survey there, and won’t leave me alone, and even gets angry when I refuse? Totally, impressively, and without-a-doubt inappropriate, bordering on frightening – why is this person coming up to me in a park when I’m just out jogging?! Why are they getting angry at me for saying no?!

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

I have a question for you, Glenn, should you choose to come back to this thread. You stated the following, back on page 5:

Anybody has the right to approach anybody else, unless we’re talking about adults approaching children.

I’m interpreting “to approach” here as “to speak with,” not “to hit on,” because I’m sure nobody in this conversation has any trouble understanding that adults don’t have the right to hit on children. If you did specifically mean “to hit on,” I would wonder why you think that conversations that may lead to sex are a special, privileged class of conversation that comes with special rights and entitlements. But that’s a whole other conversation.

I’ll start by saying that I agree with you: adults do not have the right to talk to children. But I’m wondering what your thinking is here. What is different about children than about adults that leads to this? Are children superior to adults, and therefore shouldn’t have to deign to speak to them?

Follow-up: Do you believe that, because we don’t have the right, as adults, to speak to children, that we are not permitted to speak to children under any circumstances?

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
8 years ago

@Glenn,

You have no empathy, no willingness to learn things that challenge your preferences. No heart.

You don’t care about the fifty women you’ve intimidated, irritated, and bothered, so long as the one you manage to “get” puts out. Selfishness by definition.

I rescind the tolerance I showed you at first. You’re a horrible solipsist who needs to learn that he is not, in fact, more important than or better than anyone else.

pitshade
pitshade
8 years ago

Where is a seasick crocodile when you really need one? Scildfreja’s post puts to mind the Grinch song. 😉

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

Yeah, when Scildfreja’s done with your shit, too, that’s really saying something.

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
8 years ago

I used to write angrily like that all the time. It didn’t accomplish much, and it made me feel angry. So I stopped, and decided I would write with kindness whenever I could.

Then I worried about not living up to that ideal, and defensively stopped myself from expressing anger at all. It didn’t accomplish much, and it made me feel worthless. So I stopped, and decided I would not label how I communicate.

Then I stopped having an opinion of how I should write and talk, and it became easier to live up to my ideals.

http://i.imgur.com/1HokAUv.jpg

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

That’s not true, @Scildfreja.

I learned that “whinging” is a real word, courtesy of @calmdown.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

Oh, man, Glenn is back!

Hey, Glenn, have you seen how Roosh is modeling the natural end point if your woman-harassing ways? Spoiler alert: It doesn’t actually make you happy!

I realize that making other people unhappy (y’know, presuming that women are actually people or something, we know that’s still up in the air) doesn’t matter to you, and it delights me to no end to think about how miserable you’re setting yourself up to be, forever and ever!

Your bleak, bleak future won’t set anything right, but it’s making me smile anyway.

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

1. Glenn tacitly concedes everything else on Scildfreja’s list.

2. Glenn, Scildfreja said you’re not willing to learn anything ‘that challenges your preferences’. A new vocabulary word doesn’t count.

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

Hey, Glenn, have you seen how Roosh is modeling the natural end point if your woman-harassing ways? Spoiler alert: It doesn’t actually make you happy!

I realize that making other people unhappy (y’know, presuming that women are actually people or something, we know that’s still up in the air) doesn’t matter to you, and it delights me to no end to think about how miserable you’re setting yourself up to be, forever and ever!

Your bleak, bleak future won’t set anything right, but it’s making me smile anyway.

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