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Chateau Heartiste: If you want a good woman, you need to be racist as hell

Successful pickup artist and locked-down white woman
Successful pickup artist and locked-down white woman

Dudes! More specifically, white dudes! Are you interested in “locking down a good White woman” of your very own?

These days, a commenter on Chateau Heartiste explains, you can’t just hypnotize the ladies with your buff bod and masterful pickup artistry. You also need to be racist as hell. Oh, sorry, you need “to reject the anti-White race-propaganda that’s flooding out [sic] society.”

You need White Supremacist Game.

According to a comment from “Corvo” that Heartiste liked so much that he made a post of it,

The culture has become increasingly negrofied, and, whether by nature, nurture, or CultMarx propaganda (seemingly a perfect storm of all three) so many young White men and boys are just unprepared for the reality of the mating game in the current year.

And that’s where the white supremacy comes in:

Without race-awareness, far too many will either end up as wiggers–second-class, embarrassing, pale shadows aping the worst humans on the planet–or schlubby beta borderline incels.

Huh. I’m a little confused here, since I was under the impression that the “worst humans on the planet” were the aspiring pickup artists who read Chateau Heartiste.

It’s not surprising, really, when you’re force fed a diet of CultMarx propaganda that tells White boys they have no culture or history to be proud of (in fact if anything they should feel guilty) and that they should just have some more potato chips and join in the magic negro worship.

So “Cultural Marxism” is basically an exceedingly sneaky plot to sell potato chips? That explains a lot.

For those who don’t believe that racism is the magic ingredient that will allow aspiring pickup artists to score themselves a truly quality woman, Corvo offers a “field report” that attests to his amazing success in attracting the young hotties during, er, a recent trip to a water park with his wife and kids.

Apparently there’s no “game” more powerful than “Racist Dad Game.”

I was out in northeast Pennsylvania for a few days with the wife and kids at this big indoor water park / lodge place in the mountains. Demographically it wasn’t quite what I grew up with, but it was still 80% White.

Well that’s a relief!

There were far too many soft White men lumbering around under too much fat; even worse was seeing young White boys already overweight at age 10. I’d estimate that a majority of the boys were fit and could grow into little shitlords given the right guidance. Most of the girls were fit, although most of the mothers were not (most outweighed my petite woman, who’s 7 months pregnant).

That’s right. Even though his wife is pregnant, she’s no fattie!

I’m no looker; 5’10” and about a buck-fifty; bald (been rocking the skinhead since college) and in my early 40s.

But Corvo knows what to do to make sure the young hotties notice him.

I threw up a flag – put the TRUMP t-shirt on and walked around like I owned the fucking place.

Donald Trump is such an awesome alpha that just wearing a t-shirt with his name on it will make you irresistable to the hot babes!

[O]ver two days I had 4 cute girls, none older than 21, come up to tell me they liked my shirt

That’s right, fellas! SOME HOT BABES LIKED HIS TRUMP T-SHIRT at a rate of TWO HOT BABES PER TRUMP SHIRT PER DAY! Obviously they all wanted to bear his children.

(for the record, I got one positive comment from another father, and one smart-ass remark from a 65+ cat lady hag working at the on-site Starbucks – I told the cunt to make my coffee great).

Wait, there are 65-year-old women working at Starbucks? I’m beginning to wonder if this story isn’t really 100% accurate.

Yeah I gave the cute girls some friendly banter and invoked a little very mild dread game with my wife, but this is the point: there are still good (as good as they come anyway) White girls out there just waiting to be taken and lead.

Er, the past tense of the verb “to lead” is “led.” Also, I’m not 100% sure that when a woman half your age says she likes your t-shirt that this is an indication that she would also like your penis.

The quality ones are the ones with latent race-realism in their naughty little hearts. And any real man is going to want a brood of little sh*tlords one day.

I hate to break it to you, dude, but your kids aren’t going to grow up to be carbon copies of you. They might end up rejecting your foul racism. And possibly dating or even marrying someone who isn’t white.

Oh, we can only hope!

I doubt any one of those girls would have approached me back in my go-along-and-get-along-beta-gentleman days.

So over the course of two days at a water park teeming with people, four young women said they liked his Trump shirt. Dude, that doesn’t make you King Sexy of Supersexy Land. I know this may be hard to believe, dude, but it’s possible that they … just liked your Trump shirt.

Corvo follows this story with a lovely racist rant.

Wherever they go, nogs and third-world ingrates showboat and walk around like they own the place. When the truth is they and their culture have built nothing, accomplished nothing, and know nothing; they are shallow, ignorant, and ultimately dependent on White men.

This from a guy whose idea of a great accomplishment is to wear a Trump shirt to a water park and get a few compliments on it.

I don’t walk around hating anything that doesn’t deserve hatred, but you need race-realism to put things into perspective so that you can go out there and pull the quality girls.

Sure, basic Game will get you plenty of warm holes to stick your dick in for a few minutes, and by all means use it to your advantage. But the cocktail of Game and race-realism mixed and served daily by the worthy men of Le Chateau are the prescription for true abundance in life.

That and a Trump t-shirt, I guess.

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isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

No, Glenn, I’m being absolutely serious. And you STILL have not answered – why do you have a right to even a nanosecond of a stranger’s time, for any reason at all? What is it you think gives you that right?

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

@Viscaria – “I’m late for work, gotta run”. That’s all you need to say. Don’t even need to stop walking.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

@Isidore – think about what you just typed. Nobody should ever interact with a stranger for any reason?

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

No, Glenn. No one should feel entitled to anything a stranger owns – including their time.

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
8 years ago

oh dear.

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

@weirwood – I wouldn’t care if they accepted my first refusal.

What if some of them didn’t? My question supposed that a portion of them would flash you, grope you, verbally abuse you or stalk you after that refusal.

After enough of them didn’t accept your first refusal, would you start to view any man who approached you to flirt differently?

Men always say they wouldn’t mind being approached. This is because they don’t have to deal with a constant barrage of approachers, some of whom won’t take no for an answer.

This is the point you stubbornly refuse to admit. There is a reason why so many women do not want to be approached.

You are such a lying piece of shit. If you went through even a fraction of what women go through, you wouldn’t be able to even leave the house.

If you care about boundaries and if you don’t want to be a harasser, you will not approach women in locations or circumstances where hooking up is not the norm. Maybe you didn’t know it was a problem. Now you do.

If you don’t care that the majority of women find your behavior unwelcome, then you are a harasser. You don’t get to claim you aren’t.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

Isidore, are you confirming that you think strangers shouldn’t interact? Or are you making a distinction here?

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

Glenn, are you intentionally being obtuse or is it really such a foreign concept that you have this much trouble addressing what’s actually being said instead of taking the most extreme interpretation possible?

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

@weirwood – It wouldn’t be okay to be groped, but I don’t grope women.

Here’s the thing: a lot of women claim to want equality, but they really want to control every interaction. They would be more than okay with being approached by Brad Pitt or Zac Efron or whoever the fuck the hot-guy-du-jour is these days. But poor old Glenn does it, and he’s a harasser.

Fuck that noise. You can turn down any guy you want, but you don’t get to decide who is worthy of approaching.

And with that, Good Night Everyone! Time to go out and harass some women! (Sarcasm)

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

Glenn, I am asking you why you think you have any right to a stranger’s time. I don’t know how to make that more clear. What gives you the right to approach a stranger at all? You are the one who said you have a right to approach an attractive woman. You’re the one claiming you have this right. I’m asking you why you think you can claim this right. What entitles you to this right. Why you think that approaching anyone for a purely selfish reason is a ‘right’, unless it’s some sort of medical emergency? And no – your boner or potential boner is not a medical emergency.

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

There was actually a large scale study on street harassment. It had a sample size of 16,000.
http://www.ihollaback.org/cornell-international-survey-on-street-harassment/

72% of US women, 76% of Argentinian women, and 80% of German women change their commutes or avoid certain areas of town because of street harassment. 80% of Indian women avoid going at night because of it and 80% of South African women change their clothing because of it. 63% of Canadian women are distracted at work or school because of it.

The respondents reported experiencing depression, fear, anger, and loss of self esteem because of harassment.

So, Glenn. We are not being unreasonable feminazis here. The majority of the women you approach have been harassed before and likely the experience harmed their well being. When you approach a woman, she is wondering if you are a harasser. She is wondering whether she has to fear that you will not accept her no.

When the majority of women are altering their behavior to avoid you, take it as a wholesale rejection of your “game” and stop fucking doing it.

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

OMFG, it’s not about you being worthy or not worthy! FFS, it’s about the right of the person you’re approaching not to want to be bothered! And it really shouldn’t fucking matter why they don’t want to be bothered! They should have that fucking right!

Everything really fucking does revolve around your potential boner for you, doesn’t it? Wow. This is not about you, asshole, it has nothing to do with your looks or what exactly your opener is or any fucking thing to do with you personally, it’s about respecting OTHER PEOPLE and not bothering them unless they want to be approached!

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

But poor old Glenn does it

Hahahah! Fuck you.

You don’t get to play the victim here. You are the one treating women’s bodies as you public property.

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
8 years ago

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EDIT: and here I am getting hit on through fsking steam-chat while this is going on.

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

Why does it always still amaze me when these PUAssholes really are that self-centered? When it turns out they literally think nothing matters but their cocks, but it especially doesn’t matter if women consent to pleasing their cocks or not? I mean, Roosh always says that right out, and yet for some reason it still catches me off guard!

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

I think invoking Brad Pitt is a manosphere specific version of Godwin’s Law.

Every time we express the desire not to put up with sexual harassment, they pull the same old tired shit about how it would be okay for Brad Pitt to do it.

Why is it always Brad Pitt!?

I wonder if most PUAs are in the same generation as I am. When I was a teenager, he was very popular among young women. When men get to be in their thirties, it becomes harder for them to have sex with 18-25 year olds. But they keep trying and getting shot down. So they keep trying harder, get increasingly pushy and creepy and ever more bitter, so they start obsessing about Brad Pitt, not realizing that young women have moved on to different celebrity crushes.

katz
8 years ago

You might as well stamp me with a John Deere logo, ’cause I am a threshing machine and will bale you.

Do you have a rap song? Because that should be a line in it.

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

@WWTH, I know, I’ve never thought Brad Pitt particularly attractive. I preferred Drew Carey for a while, and I’ve had a huuuuge crush on Mandy Patinkin since I was a wee lass, and John Cleese, omg. Still do *dreamy sigh*. And Paul Rudd, because he’s hilarious!

I’m sorry, I think I went to a whole other place there lol. Ignore me.

katz
8 years ago

Frankly, I think you’re all being overoptimistic by trying to explain boundaries to someone who has repeatedly demonstrated that he’s not aware that other people have independent thoughts.

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
8 years ago

@Katz,

Well, I was in this one.

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

I was about 14 when Interview with the Vampire came out. I was very into Brad Pitt.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/1c8c2ba610839343fec00bc2562d8239/tumblr_mgmdhoe7Wd1qimi3zo1_500.gif

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Also, Legends of the Fall.

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I think I’d be a little weirded out if he came up to me in a park and hit on me though. He’s married and if he and Angelina Jolie have an open relationship, it isn’t public.

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

I never got into Pitt. My favorite vampire was Armand and I didn’t like any of the guys in Legends of the Fall. I was a huge fan of Johnny Depp though. I have no idea how I would react if he hit on me, but he’s certainly not any more entitled to my time than any random dude. If I don’t want to interact with other people fame isn’t going to change my mind. But Glenn is a PUA so he probably thinks social status earns a person extra social privileges.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

I’m just going to drop this here for Glenn should he decide to get off the cross he’s trying to nail himself to.

This, Glenn, is why women are weary about men approaching them.

We don’t like to be put in a position to tell someone “no”, because we could be stalked, harassed, assaulted, and yes, even murdered for daring to tell a man “no”.

You can insist that you’re not one of those guys all you want, and get mad at us for daring to even consider that you might be, but when it’s our fucking lives and well-being on the line, we’re not going to take any chances. Our safety trumps your feelings every. Damn. Time.

Because you know who else insists that they’re good guys who wouldn’t do a woman any harm? People who would very likely do a woman harm.

Let me give you an analogy: Say I offer you a bowl of M&Ms.

Now, before you reach your hand in to take some of them, I warn you that 10% of them are poisoned.

Would you still reach your hand in there? Most people would say no. What’s to stop you from accidentally eating a poisoned candy? You can’t tell which ones are and which ones aren’t, right?

What if I told you that it was 5%? 1%? Most people would still say no.

And that’s the logic women are working from. It doesn’t matter how many men are bad, the problem is that there are bad men out there, and we can’t tell who’s bad and who isn’t. So we don’t like being approached by strange men because that puts us in a situation where we might be hurt.

Don’t get pissy with women because we’re just trying to protect ourselves in a world that would blame us for not doing so.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

I love it when dipshits come here and insist that the regulars are the real trolls. They don’t even speak regular English, but some kind of asshole dialect.

Glenn
Glenn
8 years ago

Why is it always Brad Pitt!?

I wonder if most PUAs are in the same generation as I am. When I was a teenager, he was very popular among young women. When men get to be in their thirties, it becomes harder for them to have sex with 18-25 year olds. But they keep trying and getting shot down. So they keep trying harder, get increasingly pushy and creepy and ever more bitter, so they start obsessing about Brad Pitt, not realizing that young women have moved on to different celebrity crushes.

@weirwood
Somehow you missed:

…or Zac Efron or whoever the fuck the hot-guy-du-jour is…

But not:

But poor old Glenn does it

Hahahah! Fuck you.

You don’t get to play the victim here.

HAHAHA….No, fuck YOU! I wasn’t playing the victim, but you don’t get to tell me what to do.

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