Dudes! More specifically, white dudes! Are you interested in “locking down a good White woman” of your very own?
These days, a commenter on Chateau Heartiste explains, you can’t just hypnotize the ladies with your buff bod and masterful pickup artistry. You also need to be racist as hell. Oh, sorry, you need “to reject the anti-White race-propaganda that’s flooding out [sic] society.”
You need White Supremacist Game.
According to a comment from “Corvo” that Heartiste liked so much that he made a post of it,
The culture has become increasingly negrofied, and, whether by nature, nurture, or CultMarx propaganda (seemingly a perfect storm of all three) so many young White men and boys are just unprepared for the reality of the mating game in the current year.
And that’s where the white supremacy comes in:
Without race-awareness, far too many will either end up as wiggers–second-class, embarrassing, pale shadows aping the worst humans on the planet–or schlubby beta borderline incels.
Huh. I’m a little confused here, since I was under the impression that the “worst humans on the planet” were the aspiring pickup artists who read Chateau Heartiste.
It’s not surprising, really, when you’re force fed a diet of CultMarx propaganda that tells White boys they have no culture or history to be proud of (in fact if anything they should feel guilty) and that they should just have some more potato chips and join in the magic negro worship.
So “Cultural Marxism” is basically an exceedingly sneaky plot to sell potato chips? That explains a lot.
For those who don’t believe that racism is the magic ingredient that will allow aspiring pickup artists to score themselves a truly quality woman, Corvo offers a “field report” that attests to his amazing success in attracting the young hotties during, er, a recent trip to a water park with his wife and kids.
Apparently there’s no “game” more powerful than “Racist Dad Game.”
I was out in northeast Pennsylvania for a few days with the wife and kids at this big indoor water park / lodge place in the mountains. Demographically it wasn’t quite what I grew up with, but it was still 80% White.
Well that’s a relief!
There were far too many soft White men lumbering around under too much fat; even worse was seeing young White boys already overweight at age 10. I’d estimate that a majority of the boys were fit and could grow into little shitlords given the right guidance. Most of the girls were fit, although most of the mothers were not (most outweighed my petite woman, who’s 7 months pregnant).
That’s right. Even though his wife is pregnant, she’s no fattie!
I’m no looker; 5’10” and about a buck-fifty; bald (been rocking the skinhead since college) and in my early 40s.
But Corvo knows what to do to make sure the young hotties notice him.
I threw up a flag – put the TRUMP t-shirt on and walked around like I owned the fucking place.
Donald Trump is such an awesome alpha that just wearing a t-shirt with his name on it will make you irresistable to the hot babes!
[O]ver two days I had 4 cute girls, none older than 21, come up to tell me they liked my shirt
That’s right, fellas! SOME HOT BABES LIKED HIS TRUMP T-SHIRT at a rate of TWO HOT BABES PER TRUMP SHIRT PER DAY! Obviously they all wanted to bear his children.
(for the record, I got one positive comment from another father, and one smart-ass remark from a 65+ cat lady hag working at the on-site Starbucks – I told the cunt to make my coffee great).
Wait, there are 65-year-old women working at Starbucks? I’m beginning to wonder if this story isn’t really 100% accurate.
Yeah I gave the cute girls some friendly banter and invoked a little very mild dread game with my wife, but this is the point: there are still good (as good as they come anyway) White girls out there just waiting to be taken and lead.
Er, the past tense of the verb “to lead” is “led.” Also, I’m not 100% sure that when a woman half your age says she likes your t-shirt that this is an indication that she would also like your penis.
The quality ones are the ones with latent race-realism in their naughty little hearts. And any real man is going to want a brood of little sh*tlords one day.
I hate to break it to you, dude, but your kids aren’t going to grow up to be carbon copies of you. They might end up rejecting your foul racism. And possibly dating or even marrying someone who isn’t white.
Oh, we can only hope!
I doubt any one of those girls would have approached me back in my go-along-and-get-along-beta-gentleman days.
So over the course of two days at a water park teeming with people, four young women said they liked his Trump shirt. Dude, that doesn’t make you King Sexy of Supersexy Land. I know this may be hard to believe, dude, but it’s possible that they … just liked your Trump shirt.
Corvo follows this story with a lovely racist rant.
Wherever they go, nogs and third-world ingrates showboat and walk around like they own the place. When the truth is they and their culture have built nothing, accomplished nothing, and know nothing; they are shallow, ignorant, and ultimately dependent on White men.
This from a guy whose idea of a great accomplishment is to wear a Trump shirt to a water park and get a few compliments on it.
I don’t walk around hating anything that doesn’t deserve hatred, but you need race-realism to put things into perspective so that you can go out there and pull the quality girls.
Sure, basic Game will get you plenty of warm holes to stick your dick in for a few minutes, and by all means use it to your advantage. But the cocktail of Game and race-realism mixed and served daily by the worthy men of Le Chateau are the prescription for true abundance in life.
That and a Trump t-shirt, I guess.
That shit never happened just like he hasn’t “rocked” any look. He’s no Patrick Stewart.
Maaaaybe one racist chick told him she liked his shirt. Maaaaybe. But him blowing that into a fantasy of women wanting to fuck him while his pregnant wife looks on, worried she might lose him is nothing but pure fancy. The only people silly enough to believe him are other fuckwit racist dudes.
But they are goofy enough to buy into white supremacy. So, they’ll believe anything.
Yuck. That he can’t even go on a family outing without narcististically making the entire day about hate and his make believe female fans is so gross. I hope his poor wife leaves him and gets herself a decent man. The one she’s got is shitty.
Yeah, the ancient Egyptians never built anything, because they were brown. Totally. The pyramids and the sphinx, which are STILL STANDING, are a collective hallucination. So are the Mayan pyramids, built by other people who were not white.
Algebra, most music that isn’t polka (and quite a bit of polka, too, thank you Mexico for your fun contribution to this genre!): also your imagination.
Okay, how dare this dude use the name Corvo. Corvo is an awesome name, and awesome character, and Paradoxical’s Sole Survivor, so I am, all and all, offended.
I can see a couple of teenagers in passing rolling their eyes & cracking a sarcastic “Nice shirt.” as they walk on by, but the rest of it was all in his imagination.
wow, dude has issues. speaking from experience, it always makes you feel really shitty if your parents try to mold you into carbon copies of their policies.
hope one of this dude’s kids run right out on his racist self.
(also, this is my first Mammoth post after a while of lurking. i love this place. hayy)
Someone who refers to women as “warm holes” is probably not going to get as many women as he pretends he has gotten. Most women have a bit more self-respect than that.
Lea:
That is assuming he’s married at all. Buttweasels like him are not above lying about already being with women while looking for others. He’s most probably not married if he’s referring to women as “warm holes”.
(Notice how hard I’m trying not to dehumanized him.)
It’s also possible that at least some of those ‘admirers’ were just being sarcastic. I mean, these ‘shitlords’ are so bad at parsing women, I think the odds are better than even!
If you add “who aren’t them” this completely describes Corvo and the rest of the shitlords.
ETA: I also love that they describe themselves as shitlords!
To be fair, my Corvo (Who is my second Sole Survivor, Alex is my first and she joined the Minutemen) did join the Brotherhood of Steel. Not because of any overt racism (against synths or ghouls), but because they’re reminiscent of the army that the male!Sole joined in the backstory Bethesda gave him.
I mean, he didn’t even really know what synths or ghouls were until he joined the Brotherhood (he did fight some ferals before that, but he could have just thought they were zombies or something).
It’s complicated.
Also, while I am white, and thus still somewhat racist, I’m still not a “good girl” like this Corvo wants.
I happen to be the baddest witch in my coven, thankyouverymuch. (I’m also the only witch in my coven, unless Jackie wants to join, but then I’d lose my spot.)
Hi and welcome! Have a welcome package!
I mean if you’re proud of centuries of oppressing groups of people who weren’t/aren’t considered white, more power to you. You just have to recognize that said oppression is the entirety of white culture and that there is no concept of a white race except as an excuse to subordinate everyone else. And you’ll just have to forgive the rest of us for thinking you’re shit.
Now there’s a lucky lady.
Oh, I’m sure some young hotties noticed him (and his Trump shirt). They noticed who they wanted to stay away from.
Meanwhile, in Reality Land, how many people here have broken up with a partner (of any gender) because they turned out to be racist? I know I have.
I had no idea being a ‘shitlord’ was reckoned a good thing by anyone.
Um, David, 65-year-old women do sometimes work at Starbucks.
As for the OP, imagine how many more girls would have said his shirt was cool if it was My Little Pony or basically anything from T-fury.
His holodeck programming skills must be on point.
Run, Wifey, RUN!
(This assumes that she is even real.)
I wonder how these people react when they see an interracial couple.
CN: disproportionate earnestness
This is a cautionary tale. This is a lesson in how not to act. This is a lesson in how not to be. This is the proof that, if you are a white middle-aged man, and if you’re an American, you’ve got to accept your American culture for what it is: i.e., black. If you don’t, you end up walking around in a public park wearing a Trump T-shirt and trying to spook your kids and your heavily pregnant wife when two (count ’em) not-bad-looking younger women per diem show interest in it. From this occurrence (“I wore a T-shirt and the youngs did not make fun of me“) you derive entire sociological and economic theories, which you then post on the internet, filled with the expectation of deafening applause.
For God’s sake, this is pathetic. I shudder at the thought that there are white men of my generation who are driven to such straits, and I implore men who are younger not to follow their example. Don’t wear your T-shirts two days in a row, guys — that’s uncouth — and don’t let this happen to you.
@ Malachi
Some of them couldn’t even stand to see an interracial couple in a Cheerios commercial. They had the screaming fantods – or as they’d put it, they raised their voices in outrage at this insult to White Culture.
I thought it was a cute ad with an appealing cast.
@SFHC
I’ve managed to avoid racist partners, but I’ve actively stayed away from racists of all genders and possibly dodged potential partners that way, I suppose.
@SFHC
Also I set up an email for imaginarypetal at gmail dot com, if you ever feel like dropping your FC from a throwaway email or whatever.
I wonder if these supposedly real girls walked up to him and complimented him on his Trump shirt in much the same way that my friends and I would walk up to some freaking weirdo wearing a ghoulish, bloody heavy metal band t-shirt and say, “cool shirt!”, and then scurry away giggling like teens do, fully for the sole purpose of mocking someone to his face without his knowledge.
Don’t worry, we grew consciences by the time we finished high school…
My estimate is that at least 50% of this story was fiction.
A large part of the “game” stuff seems based on the idea that women like “bad boy” types and will be madly in love with you if you act like a complete asshole. Of course when that doesn’t work the PUA solution is to be a date rapist instead of having to change your ideology of whether people “should” be into you.
The truth is that different women have different (culturally determined) beauty standards for men and can be just as or even more particular than men about whether they think you’re hot. There’s just less objectification of men in media. So some women definitely simply won’t be into you regardless of how you behave around them and refusing to accept that makes you a creep.
You’ll probably have better chances if you’re confident and well groomed and you ask more people out. If people start realizing you’re a racist asshole, creep, and date rapist then probably nearly all women won’t be interested in you.