College females! Listen up! A dude on the internet has some advice for you.
You need to stop protesting racism and rape culture, and soon, because if you don’t, you’ll never score the Trump-supporting probable-date-rapist of your dreams!
That, at least, is the recommendation given by one Jezebel commenter that our old pal Heartiste the Racist Pickup Dude has decided to feature on his blog today. The context for the comment, which now seems to have been deleted: Random internet dude is responding to a story about some frat bros at Tulane that built a veritable Trump wall out of sandbags around their frat house, covered with edifying and imaginative slogans such as “Make America Great Again” and “Trump.”
Note to college females who don’t want to marry “down.” You already outnumber males on campus 2 to 1. The ever fewer white males on campus are finally getting tired of the relentless and expanding PC environment that blames them from every ill from rape to black crime and at the same time expects them to pay more and more taxes to support the “47%.”
Mend your way, college females, because bitter white dudes don’t grow on trees!
If you want to marry at your social, financial and intellectual level, you are going to have to out compete the other two girls who are trying to land the same lacrosse player/frat boy/computer geek. It may be fun to chant “Black Lives Matter” and “take back the night,” but your best chance for finding a well matched mate is while you are in college.
That’s right, gals! We know your little secret!
You may literally be protesting a Trump wall built around a historically racist frat known for displaying Confederate flags in its windows and that until recently held an annual “Old South” formal celebrating the good old slavery days.
But we know that you secretly want to marry up each and every hunky frat bro behind that wall in a lavish Gone-With-the-Wind-themed ceremony in which you wear a hoop skirt and the groom and groomsmen are tastefully bedecked in Confederate uniforms.
You may be leading a Take Back the Night march, chanting “no means no,” but you secretly wish the guys chanting “no means yes, yes mans anal” would buy you a drink.
Oh, wait, I’m being told that none of that is even remotely true, and “are you kidding?”
The competition just gets tougher out in the real world (ask your older sister about how much fun the dating game is in your 30’s! ) Your future financial security, not to mention happiness, depends on beating the competition.
Apparently when women graduate from college they are all suddenly 30 years old.
So if Trump rallies are increasingly “where the bros are,” you might want to take a shower, shave your legs, put on some nice clothes and head for the next Trump rally.’
And if you don’t, it’s probably white genocide or something.
That Axe commercial really is about as good as I could ever hope for from a modern grooming product*. No sexist portrayals of women, no rapey vibes, and overall encouraging a positive self-image for their target audience, as well. Part of me wants to force every ad-maker for women’s beauty products to watch it and say, “This. This is how you do it. And the fact that Axe figured it out before you did should make you hang your head in shame.”
*: I can see one further step–a product that encourages you to be you for you, rather than encouraging you to be you for relationship purposes, but that would be amazing in a breakfast cereal commercial these days, let alone a beauty product.
I love how this whole argument/”suggestion” hinges on these types of men being desirable to the type of feminist women who protest at slutwalks and BLM rallies.
I think he literally believes that these women are going to drop everything and just do what these shitlickers tell them to because they’re obviously doing it for male attention, and not because, you know, these things matter to them.
Because they totally find you and your ilk attractive, Heartsie. Obviously. [/sarcasm]
And I’d like to point out that I met my husband of 20 years through that horrible feminist activism. Granted, our first meeting was at a dance club, but we kept meeting because we were doing clinic escorting. That’s right-20 years and it started because of ebil abortion.
Activism puts you in contact with people you have stuff in common with, who would have thunk?
Uh-huh. Yeah, I’m sure women are missing out on a catch like Random Internet Dude.
Let’s say that some people settle after they hit the ripe old age of 25, for the sake of argument. Generally settling would be something like ”well, I may not be able to find an underwear model that is a surgeon and makes waffles every morning, but I find Bob attractive, I like being around him and he makes waffles on the weekends”. No person goes from underwear model surgeon waffle maker to bigoted sexist whinny man child. People may lower their standards*, they don’t just set fire to them.
* I’m not saying that having high standards is necessarily a bad thing, but I have friends who have almost impossible standards and when nobody could live up to them, they lowered the bar.
Well, I don’t have an older sister, but I’ve got plenty of friends aged 30-50 and they’ve all told me that their life is fucking awesome and they have lots of awesome fucking in their life.
Wow, I’m glad I didn’t have to follow that awful plan to achieve financial independence and security. I was able to do it all on my own.
And please. I shave my legs for no man.
Well, based on dudebro logic all those attractive college-aged “girls” are all out there competing for the alphas while the betas get left either dating the “ugly fatties” or their hands. So if you remove the betas from the picture, then it’s more like 2 to 1 with women outnumbering men. You have to remember that ugly fatties aren’t removed from the equation because dudebros believe all women are competing to ride the alpha male cock carousel, even if said dudebros don’t believe certain women have a snowball’s chance.
Shorter: “Nobody will date me! Why won’t any of you date me? DON’T YOU [gendered slur] [gendered slur]S KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MISSING?? [longer string of slurs]”
I am? Last I checked I’m a self-identified social democrat and hold some very SJWy beliefs.
QFT.
These guys seem to think they can neg us to lower our bars to their level, and quite frankly, I don’t have the money or the fucks to give for the excavation crew.
(And if I’m “settling” for Jackie, my standards must have been literally not physically possible before.)
I dunno, seems like plenty of pretty cool guys in the NLL.
@Kat
This is basically what I think every time I see a bumper sticker that says something like, “WORK HARDER, MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU.” I want one that says “WORK HARDER, YOUR CFO’S NEPHEW NEEDS A BIGGER PRIVATE ISLAND.”
Ironically, the greatest population of people attending college (and graduating from it) are African-American women. A higher number of them attend then the number of white men, the number of black men and the number of white women.
To the whiny white men: Can’t marry you if you ain’t there (not that black women would need, or want to, if you were.)
It’s the Franklin Mint Plate technique for moving shoddy inventory: “Hurry up, ladies! Only 100 firing days left! After that, they’ll be GONE FOREVER!”
It must really chap these guys’ hides that, in an era when men are supposedly such a rare commodity that multiple women are fighting over each one, “nothing” is still a better option than they are.
From personal experience: being single and over 30 rocks. It isn’t nearly as hard to get dates as mainstream convention insists, and you have your freedom to walk out on any dude who is a racist, a exist jerk. And the idea that women over 30 are sitting around pining for some hot hunk? There are so many interesting things to do, why waste your time?
And I am sure this will come as a horrifying revelation to these young men, but many men (maybe most) don’t automatically shut women out the day they hit majority. Maturity in a partner can be appreciated as much by a man as it is by a woman.
OK, I’m glad I watched that Axe ad, it was charming.
The thing I’m not getting is why the dude writing this thing is addressing activist feminist women–with all those desperate women competing for him, aren’t there already plenty of conventional-looking nonfeminist women for him to date? Why does he need to engage the ones that wouldn’t appeal to him?
If college women outnumber college men 2 to 1, then why is the woman in the example competing with TWO other women for the same dude?
The actual gender ratio on U.S. campuses, according to Time magazine, is about 57:43. Inferior females with their liberal-arts brains would estimate that to mean roughly four women to every three men, not really a huge gender gap. But they would be wrong, probably because boobs get in the way of working a calculator.
It takes men, with their biologically superior STEM skills, to explain that in reality 57:43 is equal to 2:1, which is equal to 3:1, which is why it makes no rational sense that they’re still single. According to their calculations, they should have a date to Brynn’s kegger this weekend. But noooo.
Conclusion: girls are bad at math.
That Axe ad almost makes me want to wear it… I hope they keep that sort of stuff up 🙂
Ooh, has “the wall” gone back up to 30? I thought it was 25 these days?
And does he really think that feminist women would be compatible with trump supporters? I once walked out in the middle of a date because the guy I was on a date with votes Tory. I’m a lefty SJW hippy and right wing politics are a deal breaker for me because I want to have a lot in common with a partner. If they do volunteer work and go to the same protests I go to then we’re probably going to be a better match.
Talking of politics, my 8 year old and I went to the protest at downing street last weekend. My son got his picture in the paper and they quoted him! He now thinks he’s famous and will give out autographs to anyone who wants one, so cute.
@guest:
Revenge, and grandstanding for other men. He’s trying to rub feminists’ noses in the idea that there are dire penalties for not toeing the line, using scare tactics he found in a 1972 issue of Cosmo.
That the “penalties” would only frighten non-feminist women doesn’t appear to have entered into his calculations.
I bet he’s also the kind of dude who gloats about how men benefit sexually from a higher ratio of women to men, but then complains bitterly about hookup culture and slutty women. Cake: have or eat?
Hey less hate for lacrosse players, please. My self-confessed Blue Pill husband (he heard about the Red Pill in the Guardian for the first time ever yesterday) represented his university at lacrosse. He’s my White Knight 🙂
If these guys hate feminist women so much, why do they simultaneously want them? What other reason is there for being so concerned about what “evil feminists” are up to on college campuses when they could just find a non-feminist chick somewhere. Why try to control women who don’t fit your mold instead of just finding someone who already suits your tastes? Of course, this is really more about controlling campus dialogue than a concern that women won’t find a hubby.
@Saphira:
Yeah, most of them do. My younger brother went through a BOD cologne phase. His favorite scent, as I recall, was Really Ripped Abs. It still makes me smile.
If they ever put it up to 50 before I hit it, I’m going to dig myself a bomb shelter and crawl into it.