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You’ve heard of “Cuckservatives?” Make way for “Cucknadians”

Oh, Cucknada!
Oh, Cucknada!

Language is a living thing. New words are invented every day. Most never make it into the dictionary and fade out once their novelty wears off; a few are embraced by the public and become part of the language. Meanwhile, archaic words drop out of usage and are forgotten by everyone but those who read dictionaries for fun.

Today I ran across one new addition to the language that hasn’t quite achieved liftoff yet. While browsing the A Voice for Men Facebook page — to check if it was still up, and possibly gather some new memes for a future post — I noticed a posting referring to the inhabitants of the Great White North as “Cucknadians.”

Well, that’s a new one. The internet Nazis and assorted other reactionary twerps who have made “cuck” their favorite insult delight in working “cuck” into any word they can. These are the guys, after all, who managed to insinuate “cuckservative” into mainstream political discourse here in the US.

But I hadn’t seen “Cucknadian” before (or at least hadn’t remembered seeing it). A quick Google later, I found out that AVFM was hardly the first to use this invented word. It seems to have originated on Twitter last August, where it has since become an insult of choice for a small but growing coterie of Gamergaters, Internet Nazis, Trump supporters, and other sh*tposters. You know, the usual gang.

“Cuck” is an insult loosely inspired by interracial “cuckold” porn, in which white “hotwives” have sex with black men while their “husbands” watch; the term is meant to suggest that the person so labeled is unmanly and/or insufficiently racist. A “Cucknadian,” naturally, is a “cuck”…  who’s Canadian.

Like “cuck,” “Cucknadian” is a pretty toothless insult; it’s only insulting to people who think that being a woman-hating racist is a good thing. But that hasn’t stopped woman-hating racists from using it.

It’s sometimes used as a handy term of abuse for politicians like Canada’s — sorry, Cucknada’s — progressive Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (the intended target of this Tweet):

And the allegedly “cuckservative” former Canadian citizen Ted Cruz:

https://twitter.com/BathSaltWarrior/status/713212538394189824

But it has wider applications as well:

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The term has now gone beyond Twitter, taking hold amongst some of the worst people on the Internet, showing up in dozens of threads on 4chan in the last couple of months — mostly on the legendarily awful /pol/ board — as well as on such lovely sites as The Daily Stormer, the Roosh V forum, and the virulently racist and malware-ridden Sheeky Forums.

And now it’s made its way into the Men’s Rights movement. Who knows what other terrible places it will go next?

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Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
4 years ago

The best part, the very best part of threads like this is that you just know any alt right lurkers reading this are rubbing their hands and thinking ‘look at how they complain about the c-word! How afraid they must be! Let us use it more, muh hah hah!’

And that’s just adorable.

ThatBear
ThatBear
4 years ago

Make way for “Cucknadians”

No.

Viscaria
Viscaria
4 years ago

Nice to see you, BlackBloc.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
4 years ago

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Skiriki
Skiriki
4 years ago

Moggie and Kreator:

I laughed until I inhaled my breakfast cereals. Ouch.

eli
eli
4 years ago

@Kreator

That is a thing of beauty!

katz
4 years ago

Add me to the list of people who saw “Clucknada.”

leftwingfox
leftwingfox
4 years ago

Oh! Cucknada!
Our big-dicked second man;
True racial love
In our spouse’s panel van!

…it’s a work in progress.

Souriquois
4 years ago

@leftwingfox – i spit out my drink lol

Delphi_ote
Delphi_ote
4 years ago

MeCUCKn’s rigCUCKhts actCUCKtivists!

Guys! I’m doing it!!! Imagine their shame and humiliation. Just imagine it!!!!!! They’ll probably need weeks to recover from that insult. I had no idea the power of this word.

Wait… what if…

cuCUCKck.

Oh god… what terror have I wrought?

FrickleFrackle
FrickleFrackle
4 years ago

oh fucky!

its cucky!

Scildfreja
Scildfreja
4 years ago

@David,

I wish there was some way I could use this one

Cuck who looks a bit, y’know, potato’ey

http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2012/03/of-potato-bondage-624×592.jpg

katz
4 years ago

VP: I can’t quite convince myself that Trudeau is a real-life prime minister and not a beloved movie character.

(Though such a character would inevitably get assassinated to launch Ethan Hunt or Batman on some kind of mission.)

mildlymagnificent
mildlymagnificent
4 years ago

dreemr

I really did read dictionaries for fun in my misspent youth.

I also misspent many youthful hours entranced by the atlas and the encyclopedia.

(Of course, I was sort of kid who’d read the labels on the sauce bottle and the cornflakes packet if there was nothing else available.)

LinuxLea
LinuxLea
4 years ago

I’m shocked -SHOCKED- these fucknuts chose “Cucknadian” over the obvious “Cucknuck”!

The only way to top that would be calling the homeland of the “Cucknucks” “Soviet Cucknuckistan”.

Do we SJWs have to do all the work for them?!

NickNameNick
NickNameNick
4 years ago

I wonder what’ll be next…

“Cuckspiracy”? “Cuckpromise”? “Cucksternation”? “Cucksor”? “Cuckthulhu”?

NickNameNick
NickNameNick
4 years ago

Also: I wanna be Justin Trudeau when I grow up. Whenever that might be.

Moggie
Moggie
4 years ago

David:

I like this one! But I think a better definition is “the sound you hear when a bunch of cuck-obsessed alt-righters get together.” I’m going to use it in a post as soon as I can come up with an excuse to. (I can give you credit in the post if you want.)

Your definition is indeed better. No credit necessary, btw.

occasional reader
occasional reader
4 years ago

All this “cuck cuck” make me feel like i am back in the barnyard… And a word repeated over and over finish by losing its meaning and its power. Or is this some kind of incantation ?

rjjspesh
rjjspesh
4 years ago

Delphi_ote’s comment = perfection

GiJoel
GiJoel
4 years ago

@Victorius Parasol. I’m disappointed that he didn’t pick up the podium and drop it.

Souriquois
4 years ago

Now I’m torn… The alt-right guys called our old Prime Minister Stephen Harper a cuckservative, I always knew that.

The GOP has consulted with him to advise them on how to bring down Donald Trump. Because of that, I was rooting for Donald Trump for a while (a couple days lol) because I would have loved to see him make a fool out of Harper.

Now I’m rooting for Stephen Harper.

DAMN YOU ALT-RIGHT!

Cleverforagirl
Cleverforagirl
4 years ago

Reminds me of how surfs used the word smurf. “I cucked some cuckberry scones this morning with butter and cuckberry cuck.”

Skiriki
Skiriki
4 years ago

Cleverforagirl: You can make that sentence infinitely more wrong by swapping “butter” to “cuckbutter”.

Luzbelitx
4 years ago

What? You mean Justin Trudeau is also good at boxing?

*Googles*

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-22-2015/el0Kt8.gif

Wa… that… that’s like he could be his own Gatica !!

http://www.region.com.ar/productos/semanario/archivo/1147-pdf-fotos/gatica-peron.jpg

That’s it. I’m moving to Canada.

dreemr
dreemr
4 years ago

@mildlymagnificent – I, too, loved the encyclopedias. My mother bought a set of childrens’ which I dog-eared, and also a set of World Books. I even had favorite volumes.

xthetenth
xthetenth
4 years ago

I think my favorite thing about the unironic use of cuck is that it makes it really easy to show the overlap between groups, which is handy for showing just how awful GG is but more importantly reminds me that a lot of the population of those groups is the same people, so the overall population of terrible people is much lower than a straight sum.

Pony's Labia
Pony's Labia
4 years ago

The best part about the word cuck is that using it non ironically immediately identifies you as a raging asshole. It’s a perfect filter word that allows you to pinpoint who has severe social and emotional issues.

Flawless Victori
Flawless Victori
4 years ago

I’m… honestly surprised gamergate is still a thing. Isn’t it 2016?

Freemage
Freemage
4 years ago

If I had the skills, I’d make one of those filter websites that converts the text on other websites to match a particular theme (first one I ever saw was the Mr. T translator, but sadly I can no longer locate that particular gem). Only it would look for any word with the form “c-[vowel]-[consonant]” and immediately replace that string with “cuck”.

Luzbelitx
4 years ago

(Of course, I was sort of kid who’d read the labels on the sauce bottle and the cornflakes packet if there was nothing else available.)

Ha! Same here!

I used to read both Spanish and English dictionaries, sets of instructions for a variety of items and even the Bible and the songbooks at church. For fun.

The only upside to being raised a catholic is that I can say I fully know what I’m talking about when I reject it.

Here are some reading kitties because why the Hell not:
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http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cat-reading-o-1414178532.gif

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Funny/CatReadsBook.gif

Dalillama
4 years ago

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Boris
Boris
4 years ago

Alt Right Reese’s Cups slogan: Your chocolate cucked my peanut butter!

Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
4 years ago

“Cucknada”? “Cucknadians”? How much dumber can this “cuck” obsession get? SMH until I end up pinching a nerve in my neck.

@Lakitu
“Cancuck” instead of Canuck, maybe?

LostInLindsey
LostInLindsey
4 years ago

At least the Canadian, sorry Cucknadian, PM doesn’t constantly look like his head is going to explode. The same cannot be said for David Cameron, who is probably not Conservative enough for the nits who say ‘cuck’.

cleverforagirl
cleverforagirl
4 years ago

@Skiriki

Oh God! Cuckbutter! pfft *giggles* I’m dying. I’m dead. (Yes, I iz 12 masquerading as an adult)

cleverforagirl
cleverforagirl
4 years ago

Will it embed?
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danah gaz
4 years ago

Maybe they’re just shortening “canuck” in a really unfortunate way?

Delphi_ote
Delphi_ote
4 years ago

Thanks, rjjspesh! Happy to pass on some laughs.

Speaking of laughs, well done cleverforagirl! Not only did it embed, it delivered all the funny.

Skiriki
Skiriki
4 years ago

cleverforagirl:

I knoooooooooow!

Cuckbutter!

Cuck some cuckbutter on your cucktoast for cuckfast!

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
4 years ago

I am only passing through, Viscaria, but nice to see I didn’t burn all my bridges.

The Actual Cuckoo Bird
The Actual Cuckoo Bird
4 years ago

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Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Don’t try to hide from me;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
So high up in the tree.
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
It’s no use!
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
I can see you happy couples play with your children;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
I will butcher one of your children;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
And give you one of mine;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
It will butcher all of the rest;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
And you will raise it and never know;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
I see you, I see you!
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
You can’t hide and you can’t run;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Soon I will come;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
I will come for your children;

Dalillama
4 years ago

Cucknado! Instead of sharks it’s full of fascists.

The Furious Mouse
4 years ago

The fuck does this have to do with #GamerGate?

Mattie
Mattie
4 years ago

@katz, I thought I was the only one XD

“clucknada”