Language is a living thing. New words are invented every day. Most never make it into the dictionary and fade out once their novelty wears off; a few are embraced by the public and become part of the language. Meanwhile, archaic words drop out of usage and are forgotten by everyone but those who read dictionaries for fun.
Today I ran across one new addition to the language that hasn’t quite achieved liftoff yet. While browsing the A Voice for Men Facebook page — to check if it was still up, and possibly gather some new memes for a future post — I noticed a posting referring to the inhabitants of the Great White North as “Cucknadians.”
Well, that’s a new one. The internet Nazis and assorted other reactionary twerps who have made “cuck” their favorite insult delight in working “cuck” into any word they can. These are the guys, after all, who managed to insinuate “cuckservative” into mainstream political discourse here in the US.
But I hadn’t seen “Cucknadian” before (or at least hadn’t remembered seeing it). A quick Google later, I found out that AVFM was hardly the first to use this invented word. It seems to have originated on Twitter last August, where it has since become an insult of choice for a small but growing coterie of Gamergaters, Internet Nazis, Trump supporters, and other sh*tposters. You know, the usual gang.
“Cuck” is an insult loosely inspired by interracial “cuckold” porn, in which white “hotwives” have sex with black men while their “husbands” watch; the term is meant to suggest that the person so labeled is unmanly and/or insufficiently racist. A “Cucknadian,” naturally, is a “cuck”…  who’s Canadian.
Like “cuck,” “Cucknadian” is a pretty toothless insult; it’s only insulting to people who think that being a woman-hating racist is a good thing. But that hasn’t stopped woman-hating racists from using it.
It’s sometimes used as a handy term of abuse for politicians like Canada’s — sorry, Cucknada’s — progressive Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (the intended target of this Tweet):
CuckNadian #PierreTrudeau will learn that #GamerGate is ETERNAL.
— Deathrow Tull (@mozarttaig1) October 28, 2015
And the allegedly “cuckservative” former Canadian citizen Ted Cruz:
https://twitter.com/BathSaltWarrior/status/713212538394189824
But it has wider applications as well:
The term has now gone beyond Twitter, taking hold amongst some of the worst people on the Internet, showing up in dozens of threads on 4chan in the last couple of months — mostly on the legendarily awful /pol/ board — as well as on such lovely sites as The Daily Stormer, the Roosh V forum, and the virulently racist and malware-ridden Sheeky Forums.
And now it’s made its way into the Men’s Rights movement. Who knows what other terrible places it will go next?
What? You mean Justin Trudeau is also good at boxing?
*Googles*
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-22-2015/el0Kt8.gif
Wa… that… that’s like he could be his own Gatica !!
http://www.region.com.ar/productos/semanario/archivo/1147-pdf-fotos/gatica-peron.jpg
That’s it. I’m moving to Canada.
@mildlymagnificent – I, too, loved the encyclopedias. My mother bought a set of childrens’ which I dog-eared, and also a set of World Books. I even had favorite volumes.
I think my favorite thing about the unironic use of cuck is that it makes it really easy to show the overlap between groups, which is handy for showing just how awful GG is but more importantly reminds me that a lot of the population of those groups is the same people, so the overall population of terrible people is much lower than a straight sum.
The best part about the word cuck is that using it non ironically immediately identifies you as a raging asshole. It’s a perfect filter word that allows you to pinpoint who has severe social and emotional issues.
I’m… honestly surprised gamergate is still a thing. Isn’t it 2016?
If I had the skills, I’d make one of those filter websites that converts the text on other websites to match a particular theme (first one I ever saw was the Mr. T translator, but sadly I can no longer locate that particular gem). Only it would look for any word with the form “c-[vowel]-[consonant]” and immediately replace that string with “cuck”.
Ha! Same here!
I used to read both Spanish and English dictionaries, sets of instructions for a variety of items and even the Bible and the songbooks at church. For fun.
The only upside to being raised a catholic is that I can say I fully know what I’m talking about when I reject it.
Here are some reading kitties because why the Hell not:
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http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Funny/CatReadsBook.gif
Alt Right Reese’s Cups slogan: Your chocolate cucked my peanut butter!
“Cucknada”? “Cucknadians”? How much dumber can this “cuck” obsession get? SMH until I end up pinching a nerve in my neck.
@Lakitu
“Cancuck” instead of Canuck, maybe?
At least the Canadian, sorry Cucknadian, PM doesn’t constantly look like his head is going to explode. The same cannot be said for David Cameron, who is probably not Conservative enough for the nits who say ‘cuck’.
@Skiriki
Oh God! Cuckbutter! pfft *giggles* I’m dying. I’m dead. (Yes, I iz 12 masquerading as an adult)
Will it embed?
Maybe they’re just shortening “canuck” in a really unfortunate way?
Thanks, rjjspesh! Happy to pass on some laughs.
Speaking of laughs, well done cleverforagirl! Not only did it embed, it delivered all the funny.
cleverforagirl:
I knoooooooooow!
Cuckbutter!
Cuck some cuckbutter on your cucktoast for cuckfast!
I am only passing through, Viscaria, but nice to see I didn’t burn all my bridges.
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Don’t try to hide from me;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
So high up in the tree.
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
It’s no use!
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
I can see you happy couples play with your children;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
I will butcher one of your children;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
And give you one of mine;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
It will butcher all of the rest;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
And you will raise it and never know;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
I see you, I see you!
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
You can’t hide and you can’t run;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Soon I will come;
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
I will come for your children;
Cucknado! Instead of sharks it’s full of fascists.
The fuck does this have to do with #GamerGate?
@katz, I thought I was the only one XD
“clucknada”