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White supremacist ladies man offers Trump tips on how to seduce the women of America

Ladies Love Cool Donald
Ladies Love Cool Donald, even if they think they hate him

RamZPaul is a cheerfully racist YouTuber who’s big with the white supremacist crowd. And while he thinks so little of women that he doesn’t believe they deserve the right to vote, he also seems to see himself as a bit of a ladies man.

It was in the latter capacity that RamZ recently offered some advice to his man Donald J. Trump — because of course he’s a Trump supporter — on how to seduce the women of America into voting for him.

As RamZ evidently sees it, the hatred so many women feel towards Trump isn’t really hatred; it’s attraction. All Trump needs to do now is to dial down the douchebag a bit and start building “comfort” with women so they’ll feel safe enough to surrender to him.

You’ve got them on the hook, Mr. T! All you gotta do is reel them in for a Vote-Close.

I’ll let RamZ explain:

 

So there you have it. The women of America want The Donald. They just don’t know it yet.

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A Space Alpaca
A Space Alpaca
8 years ago
AltoFronto
AltoFronto
8 years ago

These PUA guys always seem to come up with “tips” that are actually just based on observations from the most hackneyed hollywood tropes.

It’s like they think movies are real, human behaviour and not heavily scripted scenes designed to carry a pre-determined narrative forward.

Name a film in which the two leads spend most of the movie rolling their eyes at / rejecting / being actively hostile to one another, and then later end up smooching in Troo Luv.

Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing was probably a good example of the dynamic I’m talking about.

The LEGO Movie. Chicken Run. Forrest Gump.

Sometimes there’s a turning point that makes the two see each other’s admirable qualities, but there’s a lazier route, in which the female character suddenly expresses romantic interest totally inconsistent with the entire trajectory of their relationship, and that suits these PUA types just fine as a way to delude themselves that all chicks secretly dig them, especially when they are acting like assholes.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/slapslapkiss_6090.jpg

WeirwoodTreeHugger
WeirwoodTreeHugger
8 years ago

Philadelphia Story might be the epitome of that kind of story. But I must confess, 27 Dresses was the first one I thought of. I have no idea why.

God Zilla
God Zilla
8 years ago

For The Donuld, all women are sorted in one of two categories: a) fuckable and b) unfuckable.

The fuckable category has two subcategories: i) fuckable fuckable and ii) fuckable unfuckable.

Fuckable fuckable women serve only one purpose: to be fucked until they no longer appeal to him. Examples of fuckable fuckable include his former wives, his current wife and his daughter.

Fuckable unfuckable is any “hot” woman who does not pander to him, like Megyn Kelly.

The unfuckable category is for all of the other women who don’t have what it takes to turn Donuld’s crank, and he has no use for them whatsoever. They are a waste of oxygen.