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“Girls who work at call centers are usually epic sluts,” Return of Kings writer warns

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Why don’t you call me sometime?

Fellas! I don’t know if you know this, but we men here in the western world are surrounded by secret sluts, undercover dirty girls with “PhDs in “hide my notch count-ology” so if men don’t take a good hard look beneath the surface, they’ll be taken for [a] ride to be sure.”

That, in any case, is the message of a new post by self-proclaimed slut expert Donovan Sharpe at internet garbage site Return of Kings. A few years back, another RoK writer warned men of several dozen “slut tells,” including tattoos, large breasts, divorced parents, past sorority membership, and of course “slut face.”

Sharpe now adds several more “covert slut tells” to the list, advising men to watch out for divorced women with “thousand cock stares” who live alone, work out at “meathead gyms,” make bad art and … work at call centers.

How are any of these things evidence of sluthood? Let’s go through them in turn.

Divorce:

Divorce? More like Div-WHORE-ce amirite fellas high five, you do see what I did there right?

Nothing elicits euphoria in today’s woman like separation and subsequent divorce papers. It is quite literally her golden ticket aboard the Cock Carousel Express and it takes them very little time to hop aboard and enjoy the ride. …

While this is awesome for slut slayers, it’s terrible for men looking to settle down. Any woman who has at least one ex-husband has no doubt been slammed by hordes of men. And as we all know, the more men a woman has been f**ked by, the less faithful she’ll be.

The Thousand Cock Stare:

The mysterious “Thousand Cock Stare,” as I noted in a previous post, is what Red Pillers think women develop after exposure to more than the lifetime recommended allotment of penises. As Sharpe explains, it’s

the look on a woman’s face that reveals spite, apathy, fatigue, and hopelessness all at the same time. This look is a direct result of being drilled and dropped by a shitload of men.

The spite is because she’s pissed off at the world for not having locked down a man because of her slutty ways. The apathy is from being desensitized to sex, an inevitable ramification of taking different cocks for an extended period of time.

Remember, fellas, if a woman has lots of sex with one man, she only suffers one penis-worth of penis-induced sex-desensitivity. The same amount of sex with a variety of penises will turn her into an empty shell of a woman.

The fatigue is her being tired of the constant battle to get and keep male attention and having to resort to sexual favors earlier and earlier as she gets older.

Yeah, that couldn’t possibly be because she enjoys sex and is tired of playing games.

And the hopelessness comes from her knowing deep down she’ll never have a relationship of consequence with a man she loves and respects, who finds her tolerable outside of sex.

No projection here, nope!

Living alone:

Aw, she’s got her own place, like, you know, lots and lots of single people. BEWARE!

[W]omen are heavily influenced by people who shame them …

Living by herself gives her carte blanche to sleep with as many dudes as her little heart desires without the judgmental gaze of her roommates or relatives. …

With male thirst at an all time high, it’s a pretty good bet that a woman who doesn’t share a residence with another human being is likely pushing triple digits in the notch count category, and it seldom takes long to get there.

Bad artist:

If she’s a painter, there’s a good chance she’ll let you STIR HER PAINT, nudge nudge. Maybe she’ll even let you STRETCH HER CANVAS, if you know what I mean, or USE MASKING TAPE TO COVER PART OF THE CANVAS IN ORDER TO GET A CLEAR EDGE BETWEEN PATCHES OF DIFFERENT COLORS wait none of these makes any sense as sexual innuendo never mind.

Just remember: ART means SEX.

I’m not a psychologist by any stretch of the imagination, but my guess is that expressing themselves artistically is a way to escape the fact that they can’t keep their legs closed around men. …

So the next time a chick wants to show you her collection of deformed bowls and vases she makes in her pottery classes, keep in mind that you’ve probably got a whore on your hands.

Meathead gym attendance:

Buff women hanging out around buff dudes apparently results in lots of buff sex, though apparently this only makes the women sluts, not the men,

Call centers:

Yep. If she works at a call center, you can be sure she’ll PUT YOU ON HOLD, if you know what I mean, or maybe even INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER WITH A SALES CALL EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE ON THE DO NOT CALL REGISTRY. If you’re really lucky, maybe she’ll let you SPEAK TO HER SUPERVISOR.

Crap, none of those make sense either. Just remember: call centers are slut centers!

Anyone who’s ever worked in a call center knows that commingling between employees is at least twice as rampant as any other workplace out there. Having managed a few myself I can personally attest to the fact that regardless of position, no one is exempt from the temptation of f**king their coworkers in this environment…or at least trying.

Girls who either are or have been employed at a call center are usually epic sluts in and outside of the office. Something about this particular work habitat is like an aphrodisiac for both males and females.

One ringy dingy indeed!

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GenJones
GenJones
4 years ago

@NickNameNick

If they just wanted to get laid they could get it easily on hookup sites, but I think they actually prefer to do their fishing on legitimate dating sites because the sex itself is empty and unrewarding for them. Conquering the unwilling is the only way they can get validation and feel powerful or “alpha”. These are people who base their self-worth and their entire identity on getting people into bed with them. It’s very unhealthy.

EJ (The Other One)
4 years ago

@GenJones:
Agreed. IMHO the redpill disdain for people who purchase sex is a total giveaway. They aren’t interested in sex per se, just in the dominance that it implies.

NickNameNick
NickNameNick
4 years ago

@GenJones:

These are people who base their self-worth and their entire identity on getting people into bed with them. It’s very unhealthy.

Not to mention pathetic. It’s like someone who prides themself on having a fancy car or high-end attire: you can’t help but think it’s due to lacking an actual personality, where they’d have interests or hobbies outside of a single activity or material object(s).

A lot of self-satisfied, obsessive “Gamers” are intolerable not just because they’re so defensive and over-competitive about their chosen hobby – but because they have no interest in anything else outside of that. Anyone that single-minded is just not fun to be around.

@EJ:

There’s definitely an element of validation that comes from it which, again, is rather pathetic. They’re not doing so because they enjoy the act or their partner’s company, but to somehow “prove” their worth by just adding a notch on their bedpost.

I don’t see the point in doing something you don’t derive some sense of enjoyment or profundity from.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ nicknamenick

it’s due to lacking an actual personality, where they’d have interests or hobbies outside of a single activity or material object(s).

I was just thinking about this very point recently when a troll criticised the penchant here for talking about ‘irrelevant trivia’ (or some similar phrase he used)

I found it telling that even here, a site devoted to feminism and occupied mainly by people highly interested in the subject, it’s not the be all and end all of their lives. We’re as likely to drift off into interesting discussions about science, etymology, history or a whole host of topics than concentrate on the matter at hand.

None of the women here, even the most committed to the feminist cause, spends 100% of their time on the subject. They all have lives beyond that. Compare that to the MRA world which seems to be occupied by men pre-occupied 24/7 about how best to hate on women.

And they say feminists are the obsessive ones

NickNameNick
NickNameNick
4 years ago

@Alan:

None of the women here, even the most committed to the feminist cause, spends 100% of their time on the subject. They all have lives beyond that. Compare that to the MRA world which seems to be occupied by men pre-occupied 24/7 about how best to hate on women.

And they say feminists are the obsessive ones

A former friend, who became rabidly anti-feminist, would do that – scouring Tumblr and Twitter to come up with “talking points” when not bringing up personal past incidents from years ago – but would have the gall to claim I was the obsessive one, only to then tell me I should just concentrate on things I enjoy. Nevermind that I did…but, God forbid, I also brought up social issues that bothered me a lot and that just can’t stand!

It seems a lot of people on the internet who are obsessive about a subject are completely unaware of how obsessive they are. They’ll admonish others for their particular interests or pet peeves – while constantly indulging in their own peculiar bugbear.

A person I knew briefly on FB dismissed the notion of “fat-shaming” but believed whole-heartedly in…”fitness-shaming.” Which he’d supposedly prove by finding a single post or comment on pages he otherwise despised going to, several times in a row on his own profile. I even tried to point out to him that he was oddly fixated on the subject, and denied it outright…despite the fact I was commenting on one of his “fitness-shaming” posts.

Unsurprisingly, he thought of himself as far more “rational” than anyone else and would dismiss the argument of others as “over-emotional.” ‘Cause it isn’t like he never violently overreacted to anything ever…

Fabian Prewett
Fabian Prewett
4 years ago

the look on a woman’s face that reveals spite, apathy, fatigue, and hopelessness all at the same time. This look is a direct result of being drilled and dropped by a shitload of men.

The spite is because she’s pissed off at the world for not having locked down a man because of her slutty ways. The apathy is from being desensitized to sex, an inevitable ramification of taking different cocks for an extended period of time.

OMG, I’ve only just stopped laughing. By their definition, I hold my hands up to being a slut. While my face does sometimes show fatigue (due to my disability and the shitload of tablets I have to take), everything else is from this list is absent. That might be because a lot of the time, I was the one who did the dropping.

They make the assumption that it’s the mission of every ‘slut’ to ‘lock down a man’. I’m happily single, and probably one of the happiest people you’d ever meet, in spite of being in continual pain. So much so that I’m best friends with my most recent ex and we still share a house. As he told one of his work colleagues recently, he’d much rather live with me than without me. I guess I make him laugh.

I never became de-sensitised to sex. I can’t have sex at the moment but that’s due to my disability. I have a badly injured thigh-bone socket and head of my femur. This was due to a car crash, not a ramification of taking different cocks for an extended period of time. That makes me sound really passive. I did not lie back and take it, while watching the TV over their shoulders. I was an active and equal participant. It was a lot of fun, both in the enjoyment sense and because there was a lot of laughter. Not laughing ‘at’, laughing ‘with’ I hasten to add and far from the soulless experience they imagine. In the vast majority of cases, there was a lot of affection involved as well. But they’ve never been interested in reality have they?

Fabian Prewett
Fabian Prewett
4 years ago

PS I also did not have sex with a parade of different ‘cocks’. I had sex with men, people who happened to have penises. I had sex with them, because they had something about them I found attractive. I did not objectify them or view them as life support systems for their penises. Here the MRAs go, projecting again.

Stampede
Stampede
4 years ago

@Fabian Prewett

Again, another weird thing. They say sluts are bad because they want to have lots of sex with different partners, and they’re sad because they can’t make any of their partners stay. But…isn’t that the point of having sex with multiple partners…to be casual? Furthermore, these men want to have sex with many different women, and the “sluts” are the ones who…want to tie them down?

I could go mad trying to sort out these contradictions.

NickNameNick
NickNameNick
4 years ago

@Stampede:

I could go mad trying to sort out these contradictions.

It’s a case of changing goal-posts whenever it’s convenient.

It’s why these same people treat child support as some horrible infraction against them, yet will also admonish women for being single mothers – so which is it? That men aren’t beholden to taking care of the child they sired, or that it is the fault of women for raising that child by themselves…which wouldn’t of had to happen if those men took responsibility for the family they started?

So many of their talking points are so disingenuous, even when making reference to a legitimate issue like rape in prisons and how it becomes to butt of the joke for hack comedians. They don’t actually care about rape in prison or discouraging dismissive treatment of the subject as much as they do having rhetorical ammunition against women and feminists.

sparkalipoo
sparkalipoo
4 years ago

@thiazin red

it annoys me to–I don’t have particularly big breasts but I do have a particularly big butt and from the moment I hit puberty I got hit on constantly and people always assume that I am must more sexually active than I am and I can’t figure out if it’s that they are projecting their desires on me or if it’s that in media, women with more voluptuous body types are depicted as hyper sexual and I have noticed that it’s always the older men who are the creepiest–again I don’t know if it’s that they came up in a time when worse behavior was more accepted or if it’s just that they have more confidence than younger men

Steven Dutch
Steven Dutch
3 years ago

My God, the dude is channeling Sayyid Qutb:

“And while today we watch the material West preferring women to men in some professions, particularly in commerce, in embassies, in consulates, and in information services such as newspapers and the like, we must not forget the regrettable and unsavory significance of this advancement. It is a form of slavery and servitude in an atmosphere of the smoke of incense and opium. It is the employment of the sex instinct by the tycoons and potentates of the merchant world; and similarly the government sends women into embassies and consulates, and newspaper editors send women to glean news and information. All of them are merely attempting to make use of women; and they know what success a woman can have in these fields. They know, too, what she must give to achieve her success. And even if she gives nothing — which is an absurd supposition — they know what hungry passions and eager eyes are on the watch about her body and about her reputation. But they take advantage of women’s hunger for material gain, and for some slight success; for humane and noble feelings are far, far from them.” (Sayyid Qutb, Social Justice in Islam)

If you never heard of this guy, he was a minor Egyptian bureaucrat who spent 1949 in America and returned home burning with desire to create a pure Islamic society. He was executed in 1966, but his writings were and still are pivotal (if insane) and there’s a direct line from him to Osama bin Ladin and 9/11. Greeley, CO may not be your idea of a sex hotspot, but Qutb thought it was Sodom and Gomorrah.

Convert some of the MGTOW’s to Islam and they’d fit right in.

Croquembouche of patriarchy
Croquembouche of patriarchy
3 years ago

Steven Dutch, plz, no, y u do dis?
Did you forget what year it is?
Did you mean to put it on a current thread? I didn’t think you were a necro troll.
That you enjoy flauting the ablism bit of the comments policy, I did know.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
3 years ago

Yeah dude, stop necroing old threads. And read the fucking comments policy already. You’ve been told several times.