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Full STEM ahead with some TOTALLY LOGICAL Men’s RIghts memes

You may soon be asking this question yourself
You may soon be asking this question yourself

We’re still running a meme surplus in the We Hunted the Mammoth offices, so I’m going to drop a few more on you today. Enjoy the FLAWLESS STEM LOGIC and KEEN GRASP OF REALITY displayed in the following memes, gathered from A Voice for Men’s Facebook page. I’ve lightly censored a couple of them.

Err, what? You do realize that ... oh never mind.
WE INVENTED THE MAMMOTH TO FEED YOU

 

Ha Ha! Girls are stupid amirite fellas high five!
Ha Ha! Girls are stupid and can’t do math amirite fellas high five!

 

Damn you gals for keeping men out of this low-paying profession that men could actually enter if they wanted to!
Damn you gals for keeping men out of this low-paying profession that men could easily enter if they wanted to because it’s not actually a “hiring scheme” that keeps them out!

 

THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY TRUE BUT AYBE IF WE PUT IT IN ALL-CAPS WITH A FUNNY STOCK IMAGE NO ONE WILL NOTICE!
THIS ISN’T ACTUALLY TRUE BUT MAYBE IF WE PUT IT IN ALL-CAPS NO ONE WILL NOTICE!
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Jamie
Jamie
8 years ago

Raise your hand if you are over thirty! Fucking children wanting us to treat women like children and men like slaves.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

Jamie | March 29, 2016 at 9:46 pm
Compliments are due. You are _excellent_ in pretending you are as white as the driven snow. That’s like a cultivated skill.

Dude, my family’s so white my aunt’s “allergic” to pepper.

And I can’t go out in the sun without blinding someone. It looks like Gondor’s calling for aid.

I’m not “pretending to be white”, I’m white.

Social Justice Atheist
Social Justice Atheist
8 years ago

I just now checked up on this thread. Apparently I missed…a lot.
Fucking wow. Biggest herd of teal deer I think I’ve ever seen.

Has this thread been taken over by a spam-bot or something? I mean literally wtf?

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

Raise your hand if you are over thirty!

*raises hand*

*also, middle finger*

=)

Jamie
Jamie
8 years ago

Honestly, your time is coming to an end. This will be huge in the end, as big as any other movement. The world will change, and you’ll be on the wrong side of history. You’ll even feel bad for it.

So be careful how fundamentalist you are. You’ll pay for it. Your relationships will pay for it. Treat people as humans, not as objects or screen names, or they will cease to treat you as human.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

I think we just have to wait for him to wear out his keyboard. At this rate, it shouldn’t be too much longer.

Keyboards can be durable these days, if you buy a good one. My vote is on apoplexy.

Jamie
Jamie
8 years ago

Holy shit, you must just be a slow developer.

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

Angry anti-feminist factory sounds like a good name for a hipster pub.

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

*raises hand* Also over 30. Just celebrated 32 last Friday, actually! Spent the weekend at a nice hotel with a biiiiig bathtub, it was lovely.

Jamie
Jamie
8 years ago

Anyway, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you all. Your dispicible humans – bigoted, fascist, and from the get go, uncivil beings and uncompassionate – and probably aren’t worth the air you steal from people who treat others as equals, and with initial respect.

Honestly, just fuck you. With a pole.

I’m off, this is waste of anyones time. You belong in the same place in society the KKK and the former patriarchy do.

Fabe
Fabe
8 years ago

Raise your hand if you are over thirty! Fucking children wanting us to treat women like children and men like slaves.

Didn’t paul elam or some other MRA once call for treating women like children?

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

Raise your hand if you are over thirty!

*raises hand*

That’s one of the reasons why I’m not actually concerned that you don’t like me. There are other reasons, but I’ve reached the age where other people’s opinions just don’t matter to me that much. That’s double for negative opinions that specifically pertain to me.

The only thing that matters to me is action, and we’ve established that you have no idea what an actionable plan looks like. MRAs never do. They aren’t interested in doing stuff, just bitching about how other people aren’t doing stuff for them.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

Fucking children wanting us to treat women like children and men like slaves.

You mean how like MRAs think that women are stupid children who only exist to be told by men what to do (make sandwiches, give blowjobs, and take care of babies), and men only exist to be the most toxic individuals they can be and be told they’re too stupid to control themselves around a woman who has a bra strap showing?

I agree, they’re being really irrational about this whole gender thing.

I mean, I want women to be treated like adults, not children, or worse, sex slaves.

And aren’t most people considered “adults” at the age of 18, and not after they hit “the wall” that so many RedPillers talk about?

Oh, what am I talking about? All the RedPillers want to fuck kids.

EDIT: Jamie, this is like your seventh flounce.

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

I’m over 30. I’m not clear as to whether that’s supposed to be a bad or a good thing though?

brooked
brooked
8 years ago

Policy of Madness has been stellar on this thread but I don’t think you’re paying much attention.

We will crush this misandrist, fascist regime.

You don’t seem to realize that PoM’s critique would still be true if you wrote “we will crush this misogynistic, fascist regime” or “racist, fascist regime” or “capitalist, fascist regime”. I mean the last three are slightly less embarrassing, but still only empty slogans.

We don’t need a big ole picture GWG, we get that you love watching a pedantic Canadian women endlessly lecture her toaster about male disposablity on YouTube. Duly noted.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

@SJA

It’s just Aris Boch again. Apparently, he’s been stewing about getting banned all week. Don’t think too hard about what that must mean in regards to how uneventful and pathetic his life is.

Fabe
Fabe
8 years ago

I wounder if jamie has bothered to go though the rest of this site to see some of the things the MRAs have said not just about feminists but about all women in general?

Social Justice Atheist
Social Justice Atheist
8 years ago

@Fabe

I would bet my entire life that nope, he hasn’t.

That giant picture of GirlWritesWhat is kinda funny though. It’s just like, where the hell did that even come from? Are we supposed to feel intimidated by that or something? Just seeing her there, looking all smug at us. I almost died laughing when I saw that, I’ll be honest. I mean, are we supposed to be taking that seriously?

This one really is like a cartoon villain.

@SFHC

How many socks is the Aris Butt going to make before he stops pouting? What a baby.

Fabe
Fabe
8 years ago

is that what that picture is from? I was wondering what the point of that was.

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

Your dispicible humans

What about my despicable humans?

contrapangloss
8 years ago

Wow. This thread found a rather interesting infestation. By interesting, I mean tedious as tedious can get.

Also, Boch finally got the banhammer?

http://i.imgur.com/p5Wz0gW.webm

I kind of did, but SFHC totally deserves the fastest to call it award.

Edit: Darnit. .webm gif’s apparently don’t imbed. Sadness.

Social Justice Atheist
Social Justice Atheist
8 years ago

@Fabe

Yep, that’s Karen Straughan, who Aris/Jamie seems to luuuurve so much. She is our next Destroyer, I guess.

Fabe
Fabe
8 years ago

So I’ve never actually been to ‘girlswritewhat’. but from what very little I’ve read here I’m guessing its a “lol look how dumb girls who aren’t me are” type of deal.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

@Fabe: With a good dose of “Women deserve to be beaten, because then they’ll be submissive! Domestic violence is a good thing for keeping stupid feeemales in line!” without a hint of irony.

isidore13
isidore13
8 years ago

OMG MAYBE ALL THESE SOCKS *ARE* GWW!

It would explain so much!

Edit: I mean including Aris!