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Terrible Trump fans agree: Heidi Cruz is an ugly, crazy, globalist traitor whore

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Beauty and The Donald

So last night the eminently classy Donald J Trump — the “J” stands for “Jesus H Christ what the hell is wrong with you, dude?” — reposted this lovely meme below contrasting his SUPER HOTTTT wife Melania with Heidi Cruz, wife of Ted, a woman who once committed the terrible crime of making a weird face in public.

You might think that Trump — an orange-faced self-tanner with, you know, that hair — would stay away from looks-based insults, but then again Trump actually thinks he looks good — nay, great! And also he’s a giant baby.

The Tweet got mixed reviews, by which I mean that most normal human beings thought Trump was being a giant ass. That is, even more so than he usually is.

But the Donald had his defenders. Here are a few of the more, well, I would say “colorful ones,” but they tend to be a bit monochrome, if you know what I mean, and what I mean is that a lot of them are white supremacists.

joel hammer ‏@joelhhammer joel hammer Retweeted Donald J. Trump Heidi Cruz looks like a old whore. Gross

Overton_Window ‏@anti_thom @benshapiro Yes, Heidi Cruz' face is quite gross. She's 43 to Melania's 45 and looks ragged. She's got that George Soros globalist look.

MAKEUP ARTIST: So, Heidi, how do you want to look today?

HEIDI CRUZ: Oh, you know, the usual.

MAKEUP ARTIST: That George Soros globalist look?

HEIDI CRUZ: You got it. And make it just a teensy bit ragged.

MAKEUP ARTIST: I always do!

HEIDI CRUZ: You’re the best!

Jack Jackson ‏@nukethespooks @Rowemanticize @realDonaldTrump @Don_Vito_08 @MELANIATRUMP Fuck that bitch Heidi Cruz. I hope she gets cervical cancer.

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Transphobia turns out to be a major theme in these Tweets, for some reason.

Nick De Luca ‏@Nickdeluca2016 Nick De Luca Retweeted #PoliticalGroupie Lucky Ted Cruz and Heidi Cruz are Both Dog-Ugly! They Were Made For Each Other! Fruit Cake and The Liar Scamming All

venu pietrangeli1 ‏@lovedale345 @tedcruz Heidi Cruz is VERY UGLY. Please don't put her naked on Cruz's Super PAC Ads. People will vomit. Whoa Whoa Whoa!!!

User Actions Follow Taxdude ‏@The_Taxdude @carlaakins Heidi Cruz is butt ugly. No wonder Ted has had five mistresses.

Jeaneen Andretta ‏@JAndretta Jeaneen Andretta Retweeted Donald J. Trump Melania is such beautiful lady.Heidi a bitch, but than she is & so is her Soro toady Teddy. Vote Trump 4 USA

Jim maddox ‏@jimlibertarian @dovorah001 @MELANIATRUMP @realDonaldTrump @Don_Vito_08 Melania is Grace beauty and elegance,Heidi Cruz on the other hand is a traitor to🇺🇸

Eliana Benador ✡ ‏@ElianaBenador @realDonaldTrump @DRJAMESCABOT @Don_Vito_08 @MELANIATRUMP I have to say, it's even painful to see sweet Melania next to "that." #PureClass

#PureClass indeed.

Some, apparently referring to reports that Heidi Cruz has suffered from depression, decided to denounce her as “crazy” as well as ugly:

Jeaneen Andretta ‏@JAndretta 6h6 hours ago Jeaneen Andretta Retweeted Donald J. Trump Heidi is a nut case just look at her. Cruz is too, Please Vote for the only candidate 4 Americans, Trump!

Maritza ‏@mbk909460 @foxandfriends @FoxNews be careful Melania with crazy depressed Heidi...stay away from her and her antidepressants medications

DeniseLaCelt ‏@CelticDenise DeniseLaCelt Retweeted Donald J. Trump Heidi aa Nation Wrecking WHORE of Goldman Sachs - SUPREME Nation Wreckers. She's also a total psycho.

Randy ‏@RandyRgunders @78izzie @amperg33 @realDonaldTrump @Don_Vito_08 @MELANIATRUMP that Heidi is one crazy lady bet she has a gun to

A gun to what, Randy? A gun to what!? Finish the sentence, Randy!

And now on to boogers:

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By the way, people are still using the #TedCruzAteABooger hashtag. Not very many people, admittedly, but more than zero.

One Donald Trump parody account — run by someone who also seems to be a Trump supporter — jumped aboard the Let’s Call Heidi Cruz Crazy Train.

Donald T. Trump ‏@reaDonaldTrump @CCPAC4Cruz @Shaftan @heidiscruz Why does Heidi look batshit crazy in every picture? Maybe Heidi need some more mental treatment

This fellow was one of Trump’s most, er, outspoken defenders:

#LoseWithCruz ‏@Lose_With_Cruz @CaseyParksIt @Bidenshairplugs So.Heidi chose to be horse faced ugly and push for a North American union as a Sachs puppet.Heidi fair game

#LoseWithCruz ‏@Lose_With_Cruz 10h10 hours ago #LoseWithCruz Retweeted Donald J. Trump LMAO .@tedcruz is having a meltdown over this tweet. Crush her horse faced ugliness Trump. Heidi wants a NA Union #LoseWithCruz added, Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump "@Don_Vito_08: "A picture is worth a thousand words" @realDonaldTrump #LyingTed #NeverCruz @MELANIATRUMP " 0 retweets 0 likes Reply Retweet Like More In reply to Ted Cruz #LoseWithCruz ‏@Lose_With_Cruz 10h10 hours ago Watertown, NY .@tedcruz Real men don't insult Trump's wife and then hide behind tranny .@LizMair 's skirt. Man the fck up you limp wristed pissant

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Meanwhile, the artist formerly known as DJ Pop A Titty Out had this to say:

User Actions Follow Madman ‏@PizzaPartyBen Madman Retweeted Ted Cruz CUCKED Madman added, Ted Cruz @tedcruz Donald, real men don't attack women. Your wife is lovely, and Heidi is the love of my life. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/712850174838771712 …

You knew we weren’t going to make it through this without that word popping up at least once, right?

Meanwhile, on the other side of this peculiar debate, not all of the anti-Trumpites were above taking potshots at Melania Trump’s looks.

4q2 ‏@ForQ2 @realDonaldTrump @Don_Vito_08 @MELANIATRUMP Hey classless trump why does your immigrant wife look like a grey alien?

Ray ‏@IceerayRay @realDonaldTrump @Don_Vito_08 @MELANIATRUMP dam Melania looks more plastic than Barbie. Mail order Bride! !! Lol.

EAVeHOKIE ‏@heavyhokie .@realDonaldTrump i'm not saying @MELANIATRUMP is a man. i'm saying she MIGHT have been born a man. think about it.

This is definitely the most screwed-up presidential campaign I’ve ever seen.

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Michael P
Michael P
5 years ago

“George Soros globalist look”? Dude, just say “filthy Jew”, it’s not like people don’t already know you’re racist.

Norah
Norah
5 years ago

I stumbled across one of the grosser PUAs endorsing Trump on the grounds that money + hot wife= success therefore he is the best qualified to be president. Not even kidding.

Kootiepatra
5 years ago

I feel like I want to assign detention to everyone featured in this post, and send them all home with a note for their parents, because sweet heavens, they sound like a bunch of bullies in junior high school.

I don’t know anything about either of these women, but I am livid that Trump dragged them into this. I’m sure the darker corners of the internet would be saying gross things about them either way, but still. It is deplorable that he would drag Heidi Cruz into this–SHE’s not the one running for president. And by bringing Melania into the mix, he threw her into the line of fire, too, because he essentially invited the internet to compare the two. Either he had zero grasp of how this sort of thing would affect her–which, come on, it’s 2016, if he is still that ignorant about the viciousness of Twitter trolls, it doesn’t speak well of him as a communicator–or he just cares so little about her that he doesn’t mind throwing her to the wolves if it allows him an opportunity to gloat. Seeing as he has a tendency to intentionally rile up Twitter trolls on his behalf, I can’t help but think that the latter is more likely the case.

Not to mention the whole problem that judging women by their looks is just about as misogynistic and objectifying as it comes.

Tyra Lith
Tyra Lith
5 years ago

This is the kind of guy who thinks women’s eyelids are just naturally three shades of grey/blue/green, really beautiful women are born without pores and that the worthy of us miraculously get soccerball-shaped breasts over night.

kale
kale
5 years ago

Why is she being called a traitor?

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

You know shit’s hit the fan when the republicans are like “If this jackass gets the nomination, just vote democrat. Better to be pro-gay, pro-choice, and pro-Obamacare than to vote for this hate-monger”.

Francois
Francois
5 years ago

If you want to be extra depressed, go back and read historical speeches by 19th and early 20th century American politicians and compare that to the political discourse of “modern” times. Especially shocking is the dramatic drop in the level of vocabulary used.
We may have smart phones and self-driving cars but we certainly seem to have lost something along the way…

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago

Even if it mattered which of them is more attractive (spoiler alert: It doesn’t), if you account for the fact that one picture’s a Photoshopped glamour shot and the other’s a candid screencap of a news report or something, they could be sisters.

Which shows just how arbitrary their standards are.

Miss Andry
5 years ago

The only thing gross about Heidi Cruz is her marriage to Ted. And naturally that photo of Ted with that…thing on his face has resurfaced to haunt my god damn nightmares again.

GenJones
GenJones
5 years ago

Oh my god Trump is so gross. Like, Jerry-Springer level white trash gross. By the next campaign cycle the Republican debate is gonna have a folding chair throwing match.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago

(As a side note, the ‘shop work on that picture sucks. Not only does her left eye clip over her fringe/bangs, but her iris then clips over her eyelid. It’s totally irrelevant, but it’s bugging the hell out of me.)

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
5 years ago

Yeah. Having imagegoogled both women, it’s clear that they both have flattering and less flattering pictures out there. I won’t post any images here, because examining celeb women’s appearances in detail is kinda creepy, but I’ll just say I’m pretty sure these guys wouldn’t be very impressed with non-photoshopped Melania Trump.

But it’s extremely predictable that these morons would be seduced by a photo like that. They always complain about being tricked by women’s make up and clever photo trickery, but they’re apparently willing to be “tricked” over and over. The MRA motto should be: Never Learn A Fucking Thing

Jamesworkshop
Jamesworkshop
5 years ago

Yes, you don’t have to say anything

That picture does says a thousand words, about what you think makes a woman valuable that is.

WeirwoodTreeHugger
WeirwoodTreeHugger
5 years ago

Just imagine what will happen when this nightmarishly long primary season comes to an end. If Clinton is the nominee, they’ll turn their attention to her and it’s going to be quite a sight.

WeirwoodTreeHugger
WeirwoodTreeHugger
5 years ago

Off topic, but Jian Ghomeshi was found not guilty. Apparently because the (male) judge felt the victims were insincere.

Just in case anyone needed reminding that the US is not the only country that’s fucked.

dreemr
dreemr
5 years ago

or he just cares so little about her that he doesn’t mind throwing her to the wolves if it allows him an opportunity to gloat.

@Kootiepatra – I’m almost certain that Trump views her as a trophy, not a person, so it would make sense that he doesn’t consider her feelings.

However, if I am remembering correctly, a 3rd party Cruz supporter group used Melania’s likeness in a Trump-bashing ad, so Trump didn’t actually drag either of them into it, at least I imagine that’s how he sees it. And to him a woman’s only value is her fuckability quotient, so of course he’d gloat. How many times has he told whoever will listen that his wife was/is a model?

tedthefed
tedthefed
5 years ago

On the plus side, I have learned the best way to end any message I write for the entire rest of my life. Whoa Whoa Whoa!!!

leftwingfox
leftwingfox
5 years ago

@WeirwoodTreeHugger: I saw that. Between that, the NC Bathroom/Worker supression bill, this has not been a good day.

Oh, and Microsoft released a chatobot on twitter, and it immediately learned how to be a racist conspiracy theorist.

I need wine.

LostInLindsey
LostInLindsey
5 years ago

Such a mature election process going on there. Comparing wives, really, what century are they living in?

katz
5 years ago

Comparing wives, really, what century are they living in?

Any moment now someone’s going to offer eight head of cattle for Melania.

Wondering
Wondering
5 years ago

@dreemr

Yes, it was a Cruz friendly ad — aimed at primary voters in Utah — that brought Melania into it to start. It was a meme style post on Facebook and Instagram of a nude image she did 15 years ago in a photo shoot for GQ. The text said: “Meet Melania Trump, your next First Lady. Or, you could support Ted Cruz on Tuesday.” It was gross and slut-shaming and totally out of bounds.

Trump brought Heidi Cruz into it in response to that. And then he and Cruz had a juvenile exchange on Twitter about it all.

peaches
peaches
5 years ago

Hey, GenJones, just want to say that some don’t care for the term ‘white trash’. My husband is one of those. He gets very offended.

I get less offended, but then I’ve lived as a poorer person in the South my whole life, I’m pretty used to it.

dreemr
dreemr
5 years ago

@Wondering thanks for the corroboration. I didn’t see the ad myself but it sounded like a cheap shot.

And for sure, Trump is no better and quite possibly worse, I still don’t know for sure yet. Just that, in this one case, he wasn’t just throwing shit out there unprovoked, sorta/kinda.

With Trump, I keep thinking, “You mean the guy I learned to laugh at from SPY EFFING MAGAZING way back in college? THAT guy? REALLY?”

And with Cruz, I keep thinking, “Did everyone forget that this is the dude who SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT FOR A MONTH????”

But whatevs. This is a circus but it’s always been a circus.

Pie
Pie
5 years ago

The microsoft chatbot thing is awesome. Who’d have thought that using twitter to train a machine learning system would result in a ghastly sexist racist fascist trump-supporting mess?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/

Bina
5 years ago

You know shit’s hit the fan when the republicans are like “If this jackass gets the nomination, just vote democrat. Better to be pro-gay, pro-choice, and pro-Obamacare than to vote for this hate-monger”.

And they’ll say that like it’s a BAD thing.

There is not enough palm for my unsurgeried, unmade-up, unphotoshopped face.

Any moment now someone’s going to offer eight head of cattle for Melania.

You rang?

bluecat
bluecat
5 years ago

“Heidi wants a NA nation”

Not applicable?

New App?

Not so sure I want to know.

At the risk of stereotyping an apparently large group of people who think this kind of stuff is big and clever, may I ask

WHAT the HELL is WRONG with you?

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago

@leftwingfox & Pie

Less than 24 hours for a Twitter bot to learn how to send death threats to feminists? But but but BOTH SIDES FALSE FLAGS PROFESSIONAL VICTIMS ARGLE BARGLE!!!111one

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
5 years ago

@WeirwoodTreeHugger Very sad, yet not surprising. Canada slid backwards quite a bit under Mr. Harper. Or made the various -isms glaringly obvious, I’m not sure which. Probably the latter.

I was heartened to see so many men on my FB showing their disgust. Unfortunately it’ll be likely we’ll be ‘seeing’ an upswing in rapes. And by ‘seeing’ I mean that we’ll never hear about them. :/

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago

Oh, and guess who the bot harassed on its own accord.

BOOOTH SIIIDES! *vomits*

katz
5 years ago

“Heidi wants a NA nation”

Not applicable?

New App?

New Adult. She wants a nation that reads 50 Shades of Gray.

WeirwoodTreeHugger
WeirwoodTreeHugger
5 years ago

Ugh. That NC bill. It’s so sweeping that I’m hoping it will eventually get struck down in court. I haven’t researched enough to know and IANAL though.

Right wingers are such hypocrites. They claim to be for small government, but they’re perfectly happy to see an entirely constitutional and democratic ordinance struck down by a larger government entity if the result is that it hurts a marginalised group.

Nequam
Nequam
5 years ago

And let’s not forget the shit icing on the piss cake that is that NC bill:

The bill would bar cities or counties from imposing their own minimum wage. So any move to establish a local minimum wage higher than the $7.25 an hour federal minimum wage would be a nonstarter. This has been done by other cities such as Seattle, which is phasing in a $15 an hour minimum wage.

Source: http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/03/24/471700323/north-carolina-passes-law-blocking-measures-to-protect-lgbt-people

What a fucking piece of work.

On the up side: had a nice lunch out today and have some ideas for a book design that will also be a test bed for a future book.

katz
5 years ago

I assume the ACLU is contacting Guinness right now to let them know they’ll be setting a new record for fastest law ever overturned in court.

Right wingers are such hypocrites. They claim to be for small government, but they’re perfectly happy to see an entirely constitutional and democratic ordinance struck down by a larger government entity if the result is that it hurts a marginalised group.

It’s like when we couldn’t nationally legalize gay marriage because of state’s rights, but then when all the states started legalizing it, suddenly we needed a Supreme Court ruling to weigh in.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

In other legal news, child molesting footballer Adam Johnson has today been sentenced to six years. That means he’ll serve 3 years inside. His supporters are already naming and shaming his victim (who attempted suicide on the eve of the trial) on the internet.

The comments policy prohibits me from saying anything further.

bluecat
bluecat
5 years ago

@ Katz

New Adult. She wants a nation that reads 50 Shades of Gray.

O_o

Surely that’s more in the line of what’s his face Babymilk who calls Trump “daddy”?

cringes so hard the cats woke up

Bina
5 years ago

OH! Are we doing law stories here? Because here’s a dandy one for you:

Two black women got kicked out of a Fresno bar. And in other news, those two women are LAWYERS FOR THE ACLU.

Popcorn?

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
5 years ago

The term “white trash” is kind of racist. Why do we need to qualify that the “trash” in question is white? What is the assumption that underlies that need for a race qualifier only when the person is white? There’s some racism baked into that, and the term makes me super-uncomfortable.

Yes, it was a Cruz friendly ad — aimed at primary voters in Utah — that brought Melania into it to start.

Delightfully, it was aimed only at female primary voters in Utah, although other ads in the same … calling it an ad campaign seems to give it more gravitas than it deserves … were aimed at both men and women. That particular one only went to women.

I have not yet seen the ad’s creator explain this to anyone, but I don’t really think it needs to be explained. Let’s just note that Trump is not exactly an outlier in his misogyny.

peaches
peaches
5 years ago

@policy of madness, thanks. I was probably a bit hesitant in my objection to ‘white trash’. I don’t like calling people out much. But I agree, it’s got racism in it, not to mention heaping helpings of classism.

Kat
Kat
5 years ago

This isn’t a law story, but while I was reading it I’m pretty sure I saw a pig fly past my window.

The author of the article is Senator John McCain, who ran against Obama in 2008. McCain, who was a prisoner of war in Vietnam, is a poster boy for the right wing. Maybe he’s trying to differentiate his brand of right wing from the Trump brand? Anyway, he sounds suspiciously reasonable and well read and such in this article.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/25/opinion/john-mccain-salute-to-a-communist.html?action=click&contentCollection=Arts&module=Trending&version=Full&region=Marginalia&pgtype=article

Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
5 years ago

Fuck them! Fuck them all! I’m sorry but being someone who has lots of friends with different mental disorders and who, herself, suffered from a few anxiety attacks early this year (Involving imaginary choking attacks with food. Bloody mind over matter!) Its ridiculous how people like that are considered crazy! You know what? Instead of being considered a weakness. Maybe consider it more of a strength that these people can cope with it and get on with their lives…. Plus they seem to be a hell of a lot more interesting than most. 😀
(I’m sorry for the use of the word crazy, but you can see from the context.)

Dr. NicolaLuna
Dr. NicolaLuna
5 years ago

So Cruz’s ad was slut shaming and now Trump is wading in to show how he only values hot, young women.

Urgh, why do any women vote Republican? I honestly don’t understand. Their candidates hate women, their policies are anti woman. What is going on?

Kat
Kat
5 years ago

@Slutty Miss Havisham

Instead of being considered a weakness. Maybe consider it more of a strength that these people can cope with it and get on with their lives….

Yes!

People who face their challenges are an inspiration.

dlouwe
dlouwe
5 years ago
mockingbird
mockingbird
5 years ago

OT..but not really:

How Twitter taught a robot to hate

It took 15 hours for Twitter to teach an artificially intelligent chatbot to be a racist, sexist monster.

http://www.vox.com/2016/3/24/11299034/twitter-microsoft-tay-robot-hate-racist-sexist

Bina
5 years ago

OMG, reading over the twitter-waffles, one thing struck me: They think only Ted Cruz has muliple mistresses, because his wife does nothing for THEIR boners? They forget about Der Drumpf’s own not-exactly-blotless record. Frau Drumpf #2 was his sidepiece while he was still lawfully wedded to #1, and that’s not including all the boorish passes, or the rape attempts. Oh, and he chased Princess Di while she was divorcing and he was still with #2, too.

Pretty sure he’s chasing skirts other than Melania’s, too, even as I type. Once a shitlord, ALWAYS a shitlord.

mockingbird
mockingbird
5 years ago

*actually reads comments*

Ninja’d so much.

Freemage
Freemage
5 years ago

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Freemage
Freemage
5 years ago

Quick note about the phrase “small government”: It’s a shell-game. The term has three different possible meanings; conservatives and libertarians hop between these three without drawing a line separating them, thereby speaking with deliberate ambiguity.

1: Small = Local. So state’s rights, or (in states where the state house is Democrat-controlled) home rule for municipalities. The hypocrisy with which this one is employed is, indeed, legendary.

2: Small = Unintrusive. Specifically called upon when they want to roll back environmental and labor regulations, or protect parents who abuse their kids in the name of Jeebus.

3: Small = Small Budget. Cut taxes, cut spending (especially spending on those horrible undeserving poor people).

Of course, once you look at it like this, it becomes apparent that these three things are most definitely not the same thing, and indeed, often work at cross-purposes. Federal rules, for instance, make it easier for manufacturers to adhere to a single set of guidelines, rather than having to have fifty lawyers on staff, one for each state. Meanwhile, it’s the local government that will be all up in your business about how long your grass is.