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The 15 Creepiest Trump Fan Tweets from Last Night

Trump: The only thing creepier than clowns
Trump: The only thing creepier than clowns

Ok, I may have oversold this a teensy bit. I didn’t look through all ten billion Trump fan Tweets from last night. I looked through as many as I could before I started to seriously despair for the future of humanity.

Let’s start with a Trumpified 300 meme. If you haven’t seen a lot of 300 memes lately, that may be because the movie is nearly ten years old. But, what the heck, stick a trump head in it and it’s as fresh as today’s headlines!

https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/709848887222149120

Now this might be sort of funny if Diane here were kidding about this. What makes this creepy is that she’s not kidding at all. Nope.

Oh, and she’s also a white supremacist.

https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/709847714297610241

But, hey, not all of the Trump tweets I found last night were so blatantly racist. Some were slightly less blatantly racist.

https://twitter.com/RealDoctorWhite/status/709904827979997184

Let’s stick with this whole “racism” theme we’ve got going here. Whoever’s responsible for the next pair of memes apparently thinks that the way to win whites over to Trumpism is by posting lots and lots of pictures of pretty white ladies, possibly in swimsuits, with a tasteful overlay of histrionic racist slogans.

I can’t decide which of the following slogans I like best.  And by “like” I mean “throw up in my mouth a little after seeing.”

https://twitter.com/2016twg/status/709987425452482560

https://twitter.com/twgforceone/status/709919875150573569

Well, that’s enough racism for now.

This next one is more puzzling than creepy, but it wins extra points for including the #GamerGate tag.

https://twitter.com/HJovey/status/709949394464972801

Ok, back to racism again, with a meme incorporating actual Nazi propaganda from World War II.

https://twitter.com/88_Odalist/status/709979510519828480

No Nazi propaganda in this next one. It’s just … weird.

This next one is creepy because EYES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT.

https://twitter.com/MargaretMcgui16/status/709968221433163776

Speaking of creepy eyes:

https://twitter.com/DerNormade/status/709957364938612738

And we’re back to the racism again.

If you look in the corner there you’ll see that not only did someone draw an actual cartoon of Trump using a giant slingshot to send babies flying “back to Mexico,” but they proudly signed their name to it afterwards (or at least their initials).

If you can make head or tail of this next one, let me know:

This next one might well be the creepiest of the bunch. Brace yourself.

I’m not sure if those two are cyborgs or lizard people. Whatever they are, they clearly aren’t human.

And, oh, I lied. That wasn’t the creepiest tweet. This was:

That’s a whole lot of ickiness h’s managed to fit into only 42 characters.

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EJ (The Other One)
8 years ago

I love how Tim comes onto a blog about men, written by a man, with a significant male population in the commentariat, and immediately addresses us as “carpet munching lesbians.”

brooked
brooked
8 years ago

Celebrating with Townes, Cash, Willie, Waylon, and single malt scotch.

Willie Nelson endorsed Sanders and Clinton. The ghosts of Townes Van Zant, Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings endorsed wanting racist asshats to go fuck themselves.

abars01
abars01
8 years ago

What is it, exactly, that these people think Trump is going to do to stop “white genocide”? Even if it were, in fact, possible to build a wall along the U. S./Mexico border, expel all the illegal Mexican immigrants, and ban all Muslims from entry (which it isn’t, by the way), the main reasons why whites are decreasing as a percentage of the population is not because of either Mexican or Muslim immigration, but because wealthy people tend to have fewer children. And what the hell is Trump gonna do about that? Issue a decree that all white couples must have minimum of five children, or something? Not only has he not said that he’ll do that, but that wouldn’t be possible either.

Orion
8 years ago

You know, if I were a lesbian, I hope I’d be a “carpet-munching lesbian.” I always assumed those were the best kind of lesbians.

mockingbird
mockingbird
8 years ago

@Robert –

Regarding the Masonic bit – I may be the only Mason here. It always amuses me when non-brethren trumpet* their superior knowledge. To think that non-Masons know more about the ‘real secrets’ than I do is surprising.

Almost all of the men on my Mom’s side are in the Masons (though my Grandmother was my last direct female relation to be a member of the Order of the Eastern Star). Not even having direct knowledge, I always find these conspiracy theories re: the Masons hysterical. They’re almost as ridiculous as the FEMA “death camps”. There seems to be a certain segment of people which needsa Big Bad Boogie against which to rail.

mockingbird
mockingbird
8 years ago

We’ve cut you off with marriage – and now were going to finish the job.

Case in point:

Trump is winning. Hitlery will lose in a landslide.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/548/129/538.jpg

Setting aside that I just read that as an obnoxiously heterosexual, married woman…Tim needs to work on the general strength of his “if / then” statements.

kale
kale
8 years ago

Sometimes I look at white supremacist images and Im so confused, thinking “OK that’s a picture of a normal looking black couple, some happy little black kids, so what…?” Then I remember that Im meant to be afraid and disgusted by the very sight of a black person. Thats the only way these memes work, they expect us to be threatened by the existance of people who happen to not be caucasian. That is just so sad. How could you get someone so brain washed to see that everyone who is not white is also, you know, fully a human being? I dont know but I know some white supremacists have changed their minds somehow. So Its possible, but – Trump has really made it clear how much further we have to go.

mockingbird
mockingbird
8 years ago

Or maybe he’ll be plugged into a throne that keeps him alive, with thousands of people sacrificed to him each do as he presides over tyrannical government for thousands of years

I’m afraid that a surprisingly large number of his supporters would be kinda OK with that.

kale
kale
8 years ago

I also find it interesting that he-man-woman-haters think women, even *LESBIANS*, exist purely as sex objects for men, & that all *LESBIANS* want is to marry men, & the feminist agenda is all about marrying men & not working. & by interesting I mean, fucking hilarious.

mockingbird
mockingbird
8 years ago

I also find it interesting that he-man-woman-haters think women, even *LESBIANS*, exist purely as sex objects for men, & that all *LESBIANS* want is to marry men, & the feminist agenda is all about marrying men & not working. & by interesting I mean, fucking hilarious.

That’s because they’re willfully ignorant.

They think that unattractive (to them) women who are lesbians are only lesbian because they “can’t get a man”.

When presented with an attractive (to them) lesbian, she’s not really physically and romantically attracted to women but is either “lesbian-ing” because she’s been “SJW-brainwashed” or whatthefuckever they want to pull out of their asses as a justification.

They really, really wish we’d realize that this is their world governed by their rules – everyone else is just living in it.

occasional reader
occasional reader
8 years ago

Hello.

Ah, WH40K… Old times, old times. Always plays Imperial Guard (even at Epic40K) when the standard IG looked like he was wearing a baseball cap and the standard laser rifle (and laser gun) was designed in the 50′ style of “futuristic design” (see that Guardsman of the 5th Arcadian Regiment). After that, they had made the theme units. I was mainly fan of Mordians and Cadians. I painted Cadians with Foreign Legion color pattern, and, as i like crimson, i tried to make my Mordians with crimson uniforms. But i was not (and i am still not) a good painter, so the uniforms had a slightly pinkish tone, bringing on me, as you may guess, various homophobic snarks (while my friends know that i am straight). Well, i didn’t care and i finished the units i intended to do in crimson with the same color pattern, and it never had any special impact on the games (yeah, i lose often, i am not a good tactician). But strangely, when people play Slaanesh, in black and pink, nobody hardly yells “Gaaaay” at them. Maybe because it is canon, i do not know.
Yeah, all armies in WH40K are extremists and xenophobics (except Tyranids, who only think in term of food). I suppose it is this way to somewhat justify the endless war. But, as for role playing games, some people are so suggestibles that they are likely to transpose a fictinional ideology in the real world. Which may bring various problems when dealing with them.
Anyway, GameWorkshops games are such moneyholes that i quitted them for long.

Cuba as a home of Freemasons ? I guess Castro is a grand master mason as much as Obama is a great wizard of the Klan. So realistic !

Have a nice day.

rugbyyogi
8 years ago

@Orion

No, no – carpet munching is BAD. I’ve just bought a whole bunch of natural and unnatural poisons to eradicate all the carpet munchers in my house. Little fuckers have destroyed my wool carpet and eaten a lot of my wool clothes, too. I’ve had to resort to blazers in synthetic fabric. Synthetic!!! I’m a natural fibres kinda gal.

Hate those moths.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

If there is a Masonic conspiracy then selling raffle tickets seems to be a big part of it.

Dalillama
8 years ago

@abars01

And what the hell is Trump gonna do about that?

Make more white Americans desperately poor, obviously. That’s been the Republican plan for ages, right alongside making sure that PoCs are even poorer than that.

Tragedy of the Commas
Tragedy of the Commas
8 years ago

@ occasional reader

Good on you for not caring about the homophobic remarks. I agree about the costs. The tabletop game is a great money pit. Thankfully, there are the video games!

@ mockingbird

I’m stealing your Ben Johnson reaction image.

Does the “you’re not a real lesbian, you’re just brainwashed by feminists” attitude strike you as basically the same as a famous Pat Robertson quote about feminism? I’m not surprised by overlap with MRAs/PUAs/red pillers and right wing Christianity. But some of these guys identify as atheists and yet sound the same.

Freemage
Freemage
8 years ago

Today I learned that dudes can be lesbians if we comment on We Hunted the Mammoth.

This is a scarily powerful website, I tells ya.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

@ freemage

Today I learned that dudes can be lesbians

Well I am attracted to women, so maybe they’re onto something?

Freemage
Freemage
8 years ago

Tragedy of the Commas: Yeah, it’s like there’s a large contingent of men out there who decided to ditch conservative religion (because it put too much strain on them to live by that code) but decided to keep all the worst bits (about women, gays, the myth of the ‘deserving poor’ and so on) that infects conservative branches of faith.

katz
8 years ago

I just want to say that, now that it’s no longer the day after the primaries, the title of this thread sounds like some Texts From Last Night spinoff for people who accidentally slept with Trump supporters.

sparkalipoo
sparkalipoo
8 years ago

@katz

I feel like the line of depicting something bad without making that bad thing seem cool/enticing is a lot harder than a lot of people think. Your comment reminded me of the whole thing where guys were emulating anti heroes

Pony's Labia
Pony's Labia
8 years ago

No blue tick Milo? Guess you aren’t a celebrity after all, just an asshole

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

@Alan
I know you didn’t mean it that way, but I know some misogynists who call themselves lesbians trapped in men’s bodies. They think it’s cute or funny or something.

brooked
brooked
8 years ago

@Tabby Lavalamp

Was that the real Milo? It’s so difficult to tell without some sort of verifying mark.

@Pony’s Labia

No blue tick Milo? Guess you aren’t a celebrity after all, just an asshole.

Hee. This is never going to get old, at least for me.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

@ kupo

I know some misogynists who call themselves lesbians trapped in men’s bodies

The first time I heard that phrase was from Eddie Izzard. Really that was my major introduction to the idea that gender identity and sexuality was a lot more complex than I’d previously thought.

kupo
kupo
8 years ago

@Alan
It fits for him. 🙂 Not so much for the guys I know, though.