Ok, I may have oversold this a teensy bit. I didn’t look through all ten billion Trump fan Tweets from last night. I looked through as many as I could before I started to seriously despair for the future of humanity.
Let’s start with a Trumpified 300 meme. If you haven’t seen a lot of 300 memes lately, that may be because the movie is nearly ten years old. But, what the heck, stick a trump head in it and it’s as fresh as today’s headlines!
https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/709848887222149120
Now this might be sort of funny if Diane here were kidding about this. What makes this creepy is that she’s not kidding at all. Nope.
Oh, and she’s also a white supremacist.
https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/709847714297610241
But, hey, not all of the Trump tweets I found last night were so blatantly racist. Some were slightly less blatantly racist.
https://twitter.com/RealDoctorWhite/status/709904827979997184
Let’s stick with this whole “racism” theme we’ve got going here. Whoever’s responsible for the next pair of memes apparently thinks that the way to win whites over to Trumpism is by posting lots and lots of pictures of pretty white ladies, possibly in swimsuits, with a tasteful overlay of histrionic racist slogans.
I can’t decide which of the following slogans I like best. And by “like” I mean “throw up in my mouth a little after seeing.”
https://twitter.com/2016twg/status/709987425452482560
https://twitter.com/twgforceone/status/709919875150573569
Well, that’s enough racism for now.
This next one is more puzzling than creepy, but it wins extra points for including the #GamerGate tag.
https://twitter.com/HJovey/status/709949394464972801
Ok, back to racism again, with a meme incorporating actual Nazi propaganda from World War II.
https://twitter.com/88_Odalist/status/709979510519828480
No Nazi propaganda in this next one. It’s just … weird.
POOR @megynkelly TONIGHT MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY TOUGH FOR HER. #PrimaryDay #TrumpTrain #Trump #MakeAmericaGreatAgain pic.twitter.com/QqzZuJDjZx
— Trump Memes (@trumpfansmemes) March 16, 2016
This next one is creepy because EYES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT.
https://twitter.com/MargaretMcgui16/status/709968221433163776
Speaking of creepy eyes:
https://twitter.com/DerNormade/status/709957364938612738
On Friday Chicago took Trump's podium, tonight he took their state.#MAGA #PrimaryDay #TrumpTrain #Trump2016 pic.twitter.com/gnF1F44D0O
— Shadowbanned Barbarian (@rothbarbarian) March 16, 2016
And we’re back to the racism again.
@DOTRTurner2 #MAGA pic.twitter.com/ArE7K3RI9n
— skooks (@le_skooks) March 16, 2016
If you look in the corner there you’ll see that not only did someone draw an actual cartoon of Trump using a giant slingshot to send babies flying “back to Mexico,” but they proudly signed their name to it afterwards (or at least their initials).
If you can make head or tail of this next one, let me know:
🚄 #TrumpTrain 🔥🔥🔥 #TedCruzLieshttps://t.co/oU4GE4biWa <^CLICK!
@ArRuple @rgenci57 @InfidelMarine #Conspiracy pic.twitter.com/aY7TvtkOME— ♞JoxuaLuxor♞ (@JoxuaLuxor) March 16, 2016
This next one might well be the creepiest of the bunch. Brace yourself.
wow. Joel has a large base in Texas. @Demsvote4Trump #Trump2016 #AlwaysTrump pic.twitter.com/IJk3St8ZMi
— NightEagle2016 (@NightEagleAngel) March 16, 2016
I’m not sure if those two are cyborgs or lizard people. Whatever they are, they clearly aren’t human.
And, oh, I lied. That wasn’t the creepiest tweet. This was:
. @HillaryClinton Daddy is going to beat you.
— Milo Yiannopoulos (@Nero) March 16, 2016
That’s a whole lot of ickiness h’s managed to fit into only 42 characters.
Willie and Cash would knock the crap out of that racist asshole.
How did I miss this gem? It inspired me to poetry:
I once went to school
With an asshole named Tim —
He’s out of my life now
And I don’t miss him
Burma Shave!
The fuck does this have to do with #GamerGate?
YOU MORONS CRIED WOLF TOO MANY TIMES. NO ONE EVEN LOOKS UP ANYMORE WHEN YOU WHINE “RAAAYSIST”. IT IS NOW A WORD THAT DEFINES THE USER OF IT AS A CREATURE OF EXTREMELY LOW INTELLIGENCE, AN INDOCTRINATED BRAINDEAD, DRUGGED UP IMBECILE WHO LETS COMMUNIST STATISTS DICTATE HOW THEY THINK. YOU ARE JUST A TOOL THE GLOBALISTS WILL USE FOR THEIR DIRTY WORK. THEN THEY WILL DISPOSE OF YOUR BODY LIKE USED TOILET PAPER. THAT’S ALL YOU ARE TO THEM. THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU. THE COMPUTER LITERATE ONES LIKE ME HAVE REAL WIKILEAKS EVIDENCE. YOU HAVE NO MIND OF YOUR OWN. YOU ARE UNDER MIND CONTROL AND DON’T EVEN REALIZE IT. WELL HERE’S HOW IT ENDS, AND IT DOESN’T END WELL FOR YOU. EITHER TRUMP WINS AND YOU’RE F*CKED. OR KILLERY WINS AND YOU DIE IN NUCLEAR WAR. I’M OK WITH EITHER ENDING BECAUSE I AM 64 AND LIVED A FANTASTIC EXCITING LIFE. YOU WILL NEVER GET TO DO THE FUN THINGS I DID LIKE TRAVEL TO EUROPE, RUSSIA, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, LIVED IN CANADA FOR TEN YEARS, ETC. YOUR IDEA OF FUN IS LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH ME.