As I write this, the ballots are still being counted, but it’s clear this is a big night for Trump. And a terrible night for Marco Rubio, who lost his home state of Florida and bowed out of the race.
So naturally, Trump’s most enthusiastic supporters (many of whom are also sort of white supremacists) took to Twitter to crow about Mr. T’s various victories. And call people cucks.
Did I mention that these are the guys who like to call people cucks? Well, they are.
https://twitter.com/Ali_in_So_Cali/status/709938562662150148
https://twitter.com/redgullsjeffrey/status/709938801276137472
https://twitter.com/robo_junkie/status/709933440779464704
https://twitter.com/SodomyRockets/status/709939915874639874
https://twitter.com/MikeVivian/status/709945091163627520
https://twitter.com/rhowlingcoyote/status/709905625354883073
https://twitter.com/_deSaintJust/status/709901935344750592
https://twitter.com/dave1163sag/status/709903955451637761
https://twitter.com/shellwinder/status/709929365681934336
@anjiecast cuck tears make Trump stronger
— Christopher Williams (@neon_shadows) March 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/uncleancasuals/status/709921039422242816
I feel a little bad for this guy, though.
What does cuck mean
—  (@dustypoker) March 16, 2016
Dude, you’re better off not knowing.
Note: There are actually worse Tweets out there containing the word “cuck,” but I’m not sure anyone reading this really deserves to be subjected to the wisdom of Twitter users @AdversaryOfJews, @bloodandsoil4, or @jewsf**kbabys. (And yes, aside from the asterisks, those are real Twitter accounts.)
Oh, David, I’m sure these “cuck” comments are all meant in good fun.
Where’s your sense of humor?
Ha, ha, I kid! These lozerz are the wurst. No offense meant to liverwurst! (One serving provides 150 percent of your vitamin A!)
Allow me to humbly point out that nobody–nobody!–ninja’d me on the vitamin content of liverwurst.
Victoryvictoryvictoryvictoryvictoryvictortoops!victoryvictoryvictory!!!!!!!!!
They sound like angry, sexually frustrated chickens.
Cuck! Cuck! CUUUUCK!
These idiots are celebrating little Hitler’s victory while hate frothing over interracial porn.
Yup, behold the master race.
Well, cuck-a-doodle-doo.
I’m happy to let these chucklefucks declare victory 8 months before the election. I can’t see these guys engaging in any get out the vote, phone canvassing etc. They think tweeting about cucks suffices as activism.
Good.
Now I’m imagining a Trump supporter going door to door and yammering to confused voters about cucks and Pepe and Anita Sarkeesian and those voters just being like
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rW98Ua_-Xm8/UP2rxDAuIKI/AAAAAAAAGeE/1Qe3QELNd94/s1600/lucille-bluth.gif
I dunno if anyone here reads Terry Pratchett’s discworld series but Trump reminds me of someone Vetinari would give pointed silences to and Sam Vimes would snarl at and light a cigar at while narrowing his eyes.
I miss Terry Pratchett, his books are like old friends and he would have written some deliciously pointed satire about The Orange One.
Also cuck sounds like something an artist who thinks he’s a chicken would say.
And the United States moves ever closer to the edge of a cliff. Falling off means landing in a hell of Trump’s making.
@WWTH don’t you mean cucklefucks?
Sorry I love bad jokes, I’ll show myself out.
they’re /pol/ nerds on 4chan mostly, I’d bet. they love that cuck meme.
“So, since Marco lost Florida should we food the #Rubio2016 tag with cuck porn?”
You might as well, man has to eat after all.
Also this is going on record as one of the scariest US elections that has happened while I’m alive. I can’t believe I’m saying this but….I’d actually rather see George Bush in the white house again than any of the republican candidates this election cycle.
Stole this from Wonkette: Trump supporters in Illinois.
Can’t remember where I read it, but I saw an exchange where someone asked what “cuck” meant and got the response “not racist enough”.
Brilliant.
Dear LouisVuttonSaintJust,
From the phrasing of your tweets, you evidently think of yourself as one of the more learned and thoughtful of Trump’s supporters. It will grieve you, then, to learn that you’ve confused the words “dispel” and “dispense.”
Both of the following are fine:
“Let us dispel the notion that Trump has a chance in the general election.”
“Let us dispense with the notion that Trump has a chance in the general election.”
However, the following is not fine:
“Let us dispel with the notion that Trump has a chance in the general election.”
See?
You’ve mixed up the two. It happens a lot, don’t worry. This is why people listen to one another and take advice, rather than just donning toupees and declaring themselves to be tough guys.
Only pointed silences? I figured Vetinari would just have him tossed in the scorpion pit.
How does that even work for a woman?…
Bugger it. “Sexually frusterated chickens” it is.
……………
So, does anyone else want to leave Earth and go to Mars now?
@NickNameNick:
YES!
That’s not related to the election, though. I just really want to go to Mars.
It would be an awesome trip by itself. 😀
Still, I get how Dr. Manhattan felt in Watchmen…
Apparently, “cuckeye state” is pretty popular right now. New Republic shows a Reddit thread titled, “Ohio confirmed to be the cuckeye state”.
If you suffer from a bloated sense of self-importance, racism, and the need to use “cuck” as a serious put down, you may be suffering from cuckeye. The only cure is to stop using the internet forever.
Re Trump and Discworld: just set the Librarian or Granny Weatherwax on him. Oook!!!!
These “cuck” accusers need to get a new word.
“Cuck” is stale, predictable, and boring.
Like them.
@Chiomara
I was pretty disoriented for a few minutes while I watched the makeup tutorial. It says Comedy but I didn’t notice that. Anyway, she’s funny!
@Zyvlyn: That was me! I’m probably not the only one to come up with it, but I didn’t consciously take it from anywhere else.
I think ‘cuck’ is going to increasingly spill out of the orange echo chamber into wider discourse and we need to be ready to define it for people who hear it for the first time. A five minute explanation that includes descriptions of fetish porn might be thorough, but not suitable for every situation.
‘Not racist enough’ is short, simple and thought-provoking. Good for Twitter or an aside in a conversation. If there’s more time/space, then ‘it’s a word used by hard-core right-wingers to attack people, especially less hard-core right-wingers, for not being racist enough’ expresses the same ideas and adds context.