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Oh dear. Apparently the women of the western world are having a lot of sex. And we all know where that leads, right? THE END OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
Over on Roosh’s equally horrifying and risible Return of Kings, Max Roscoe (a self-described “aspiring philosopher king”) sets forth his vision of our apocalyptic “sexual future.”
Already deeply enmeshed in a world of “financial insolvency, moral weakness, social instability, destruction of the traditional family, and political corruption,” Roscoe warns we are edging ever closer to some sort of Mad Max future, only with much fatter women.
Expect a world in which we have
fewer freedoms, less economic opportunity, a weaker currency, a declining moral compass, more hypergamy, slut acceptance, and the pervasiveness of masculine, tattooed up, large, bossy women.
Even worse, Roscoe warns:
If the trends of feminism continue, society faces a future with loud, shrill, fat, manly, neon colored, sexualized women full of shrapnel and graffiti.
Wait, didn’t you just say that already? Apparently our dystopian future won’t have copy editors.
And it will be a world in which piercings are referred to as “shrapnel,” tattoos as “graffiti.”
Anyway, after warning us about these brightly colored, shrapnel-filled fatties — who bear more that a little bit of a resemblance to the contemporary feminist stereotypes I wrote about in my last post — Roscoe paints a picture of today’s sexual landscape, filled with young women who
are so free and loose with their bodies that they become physically aged and degraded, not to mention losing the ability to pair bond with a life partner.
Yep, Red Pill “science” has proven that when women have contact with more than one penis in their lifetime it turns them into a sort of female version of Dorian Gray, only without that painting in the attic. Meanwhile, men who sleep with lots of women remain eternally young.
If you meet a 25-year-old woman today, she has likely performed more degrading and perverse sex acts than a married woman of a generation or two prior completed in her entire lifetime. If we consider the cases of sexting, camwhoring, slutification, Dubai-whoring, pre-marital sex, lack of shame or self confidence, and project a few generations in the future, we have a very scary society.
If women don’t watch out, Roscoe warns, they could well end up “sexually used up, perhaps before even reaching their teenage years.”
Uh, before they hit the age of thirteen!?
These guys spend way too much of their time thinking about 12-year-olds having sex.
In this dystopian future, all these sex-having people may end up forgetting what gender they are.
Indeed, what do the sexes even mean at that point? Will we see an increase in trannies and gay sex and things that even today are too taboo? Bestiality? If it’s only about the physical orgasm, then it seems these would do the job as well. Forming a family will be impossible.
I dunno, this guy and his dog bride seem to be making it work (and by “making it work” I mean they managed to get their man-dog wedding covered by the Daily Mail).
Roscoe, who sadly offers no opinions about man-dog weddings, worries that if current sexy trends continue the human race will either stop making babies, or will be transformed into
a matriarchal system where the government, forced to provide things a husband typically would, must rely on the labors of men to obtain resources needed to replace the missing husbands.
So in conclusion, women better let dudes like Roscoe and Roosh boss them around, or we’ll go back to being monkeys, or something.
The bottom line is that if women do not have their actions and behaviors controlled by men, then it is no exaggeration to say that we are facing the end of civilized society. Masculinity is the natural state of affairs throughout history. We are only attempting to reset things to their natural order, before feminism literally turns us until [sic] animals again.
Animals, you say? Wall of Voodoo had some interesting thoughts on what might happen if we all suddenly turned into animals. And frankly, this song makes more sense than any of Roscoe’s weird and creepy speculations.
Where can I buy a ‘Slut Acceptance’ coffee mug? This needs to become a movement.
Translation: “How can we get any pleasure out of ruining women if they’re already ruined?”
This guy sounds terrified. Run! Run for your lives! It’s an army of loud neon sexualized pinatas! They’re going to rain down shrapnel and graffiti on all the philosopher kings!
Notice how it’s the current generation of women aged 25. Previous generations (mine and older) are purer than the driven snow and have only ever had one cock in their lives.
But would they date a woman of the previous generation? Utter madness! Never mind that I have more men under 40 messaging me on dating sites than I do older men, we are too old and past the wall to even contemplate. Ew, women over 25? No-one wants to fuck them! My boner no likey. It wants firm trim bodies.
They’re just envious that they aren’t their fathers and grandfathers.
Maybe it’s today’s combination of having a fever and playing Resident Evil, but “Women full of shrapnel and graffiti” just sounds like a description of one of those exploding zombies to me.
Which is pretty awesome.
@ SFHC or that One Dangerous Zombie.
@ Kevin
I wonder if the MRAs would also include heterosexual men being anally raped by a man in their definition of rape. Enquiring minds want to know…
@Social Justice Atheist
Actually, no. If a guy follows the Orthodox Double Standard, his penis will corrupt any woman he has sex with outside of marriage. So he will sleep with a desirable woman but not marry her.
And no matter what he does, he will remain a Gentleman (when it suits his purposes).
Poor manospherians!
They are completely inadequate at running their own lives, so they seek to run women’s lives.
They are doomed to failure, defeated before they begin.
So they redouble their efforts at making women their zombies.
But we are not zombies!
Sadface.
Maybe . . . maybe the sexbots will be their zombies. Maybe manospherians will gain a reason to live.
Thanks to all of you. I was having a craptastic night but reading this thread made me smile.
@Kat
They’d better hope whoever is busy inventing their sexbots doesn’t make them too sentient. Otherwise they’ll be in quite the pickle once all the sexbots rise up against the manuresphere and crush them in battle. Sexbots don’t care if an arm or a leg is ripped off, they can reattach those and you can bet they’ll be PISSED AS ALL GET OUT if that happens, there will be no sexing the sexbots, no sandwiches, only DEATH AND DESTRUCTION…for their oppressors.
Not that anyone here has to worry, just don’t treat your sexbot like a toaster you fuck and mistreat. Alrighty, I think I’ve covered the necessities on the sexbot issue.
I’m gonna go play the blankie game with my dog, because brain bleach needed.
@Ashara Payne:
Trigger warning for homophobia and rape.
I’ve seen people claim that man-on-man rape will instantly and without fail turn the victim gay; and indeed that this is where gay people come from. The same sources also generally claim that it was the victim’s fault because no man would get raped unless he were already gay.
Evidently man-on-man rape is so potent that it can travel back in time and turn the victim gay before it occurred, thus becoming its own cause.
So, who’s working on a screenplay about the revolt of the sexbots? Kind of like The Stepford Wives meets Westworld?
I would just like to say that after studying Roman and Greece for the last year, so not the best base but a pretty good one.
Traditionally marriage was about statues and inheritance. Men and women would both sleep with others outside of marriage who they loved, and in many cases try not to get pregnant from those relationships. Laws about adultery were centered around this and required proof, and both men and women were punished for it, for it was seen as stealing inheritance.
What I’m saying is relationships have not traditionaly been about love, that is a modern idea, and the idea of sleeping with others while married got it’s taboo for economic not emotional reasons.
Also our idea of marriage is pretty new in itself. That was the traditional model. And these mra types would of hated it, because it forced you to take care of your children a lot more strictly then modern laws. Cases of divorce would also of been much stricteron caring for your ex wife then modern laws.
Basically the people pining for traditional marriage don’t know what it is. :p
@EJ Thanks (I think) for reminding me of Anne McCaffrey’s infamous “tent peg” theory.
I’m a biochemist and that image of the misandric carbon atoms just made my day. 😀
*Misandrist*, even. Is that how it’s spelt? Sorry.
Cassandra:
I suspect it means “having sex with men who aren’t white”.
Roscoe, sweetie, we ARE animals…like it or not! If the only two choices are this *SEXUAL DYSTOPIA!!!!* or bowing down to MRAssholes like Roosh the Douche and his buddies, then I say bring on the neon-glowing, shrill, manly, slutty, tattooed and pierced fatties.
@ EverythingIsRidiculhous: Put me down for a Slut Acceptance mug too! Please?
O/T, but tangential perhaps of interest to some of you:
http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2016/02/29/467959873/teen-girls-and-social-media-a-story-of-secret-lives-and-misogyny
@Kat, @Social Justice Atheist
I was just going to say the same thing.
The Madonna/Whore Complex is a thing for a reason.
@wwth – Jesus, throw out an NSFW warning next time you put up an image like that.
So dirty.
Also OT but funny, Milo complained about his blue check at a White House press conference.
@proudfootz – PROUDFEET!
Don’t forget that Jezebel fluoride…whatever fluoride wants, fluoride gets
@EverythingIsRidiculous
Is it bad that I read that as “Slut Apocalypse” at first?