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Fat feminist ladies! If you’re walking down the street one day, and some bitter douchebag gives you a dirty look, he may be more than just a bitter douchebag giving you a dirty look while you walk down the street.
He may be a brave cultural warrior engaging in a guerilla struggle against the Social Justice Warriors and their evil “cultural narrative.”
Over on Roosh V’s Return of Kings, alleged martial artist and regular RoK contributor Jean-Batave Poqueliche is offering wannabe reactionary culture warriors concrete suggestions on how to “hit the cultural narrative where it hurts.”
One of his recommended strategies: be kind of a dick.
“Launch counterattacks, even small, every day,” he urges.
Don’t call back the empowered slut after the bang and don’t tell her why. Give the disgusted look at that feminist tub of lard when she walks down the street. Ask a girl with a nose ring if you can hang your keys on it while you go get yourself a beer.
Take THAT cultural narrative!
Destroy their arguments, make the hamster wheel explode, and go chase some real skirt with as much patriarchy as possible.
Did someone say exploding hamster?
Poqueliche has a number of other equally brilliant suggestions for reactionary dolts hoping to win the culture war. Among them: stop using Facebook, stop using Google, record all your conversations, and go to Lithuania, where hot blonde twenty-year-olds are apparently lining up to tell bitter western dudes how much they hate feminism. No, really:
Nothing can describe what it is like to hear a Lithuanian 20 year-old girl with long, blond hair, high heels, and a dress telling you “I hate feminists.”
But my favorite suggestion seems to have come directly from The Hardy Boys Book of Super-Seekrit Spying for Little Douchebags: Send letters to your friends in super-seekrit code!
[W]ritten mail is the safest way to communicate in our day and age. …
The internet is (relatively) easy to monitor via keywords, but Barack has only two hands and cannot open or read all the letters that the United States Postal Service receives every day. Still not convinced? Use a code that you create, keep it within your community, and update it regularly.
Here’s one code he suggests you could use:
Yeah, that looks totally uncrackable, dude!
Alas, The Hardy Boys Book of Super-Seekrit Spying for Little Douchebags is not a real book. (There is a Hardy Boys Detective Handbook, which I was a proud owner of as a kid.)
But if you’re a culture warrior who truly wants to learn how to be a super-seekrit spy, here are some more suggestions you might find useful:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA_j-oaHEs
You’re welcome, Roosh boys!
Wow – assholes going undercover as assholes. No one will ever suspect.
My phone pronounces “douchebag” as “dow-cha-bag.”
That is literally the only intelligible response to this article I can drum up.
Snowberry:
Upthread, katz mentioned the Voynich manuscript. You could write Voynich II, and make money off the mystery!
I have a Kindle copy of Voynich. Probably my most supremely pointless purchase, but it sure it pretty.
Oh, wow. He recommends the Caesar cipher because…
Not Even Wrong. Python doesn’t *use* it for anything, and it only even *provides* it as the rot13 codec.
The author might have searched for “python cipher” and seen that many of the
results mentioned Caesar – but then failed to read on and see that they
recommend it as a programming exercise for beginners, because it’s the simplest
cipher in existence.
He might be confusing it with “CAESAR: Competition for Authenticated
Encryption: Security, Applicability, and Robustness”.
Or he might be trolling RoK. But if he is, it’s a very long game.
I’m glad people have mentioned the important role Poland played in cracking Enigma. Tommy Flowers is another person who’s often overlooked. There’s also the forgotten story of how it was realised that Enigma was a commercially available machine so there was a mission put together to buy one.
(There was a similar mission during the war to buy a device for photographic interpretation that involved bringing it back through Germany and pretending not to be English)
My favourite story though is how Alan Turing converted all his assists to silver ingots and buried them. Then forgot where. By the time he remembered Milton Keynes had been built on top of them.)
Is there any mention on what we’re supposed to secretly communicate about? OK, I guess he wouldn’t reveal that on a public website.
I wonder if they will give their dirty looks in code as well….. Like they might smile and wink at an ugly fat feminist but inside they know that that’s the code for a dirty look.
While I am a fan of old school snail mail, I prefer to use it to exchange news and information with my network of like-minded far-flung pals. Not bitter, encoded griping about the opposite sex.
And I’m sure douchebags like this are giving me “dirty looks” several times a day, as I am both fat and a feminist–although I wear dresses, use make-up, and have long hair, which I’m sure really confuses the poor dears. Anyway, I don’t and never will notice or give two shits about their glares. Bite my fabulous fat ass, losers.
Probably their weight as well, as he mentioned. Remember that feminists are man haters so they don’t bother to do things that please boners, like a woman really should. If she is not attractive to your eyes in a very very specific ROK mandated way, she must be an ugly feminist!
I’m not fat but I do have fabulous short hair that I love. I like to think that I’d confuse a ROKer if they saw me, but I reckon my short hair alone would class me as a dirty dirty SJW, no?
@scaly llama
probably that and it being a good scare story for submariners, “The best sub fleet in the world at the time got lazy and did horrible damage to their country because they didn’t deal with their classified stuff properly.”
ETA: ty for the link and elaboration.
For some reason this really reminds me of that drunk history episode about the Klan and how lame their secret codes and messages were.
Maybe Superman should make fun of them too.
So they’ve “invented” microaggressions.
Groundbreaking.
This fucking guy is “from the viking [sic] stronghold of Normandy.” Is he writing this from the 12th century or something?
@AsAboveSoBelow
Weren’t the vikings known for their shield maidens and hard women, much the Spartans? In fact, I just looked up that in Norse society unwanted attention or violence from a man towards a woman was forbidden and brought grave dishonor. Back in ye olden days these guys would have been shunned and disgraced for their jackassery.
Karen Straughan has a haircut that these winners would easily mistake for a “feminist”, though I’ve seen postings by MRA’s saying how much they’d like to bang her. Weird.
On the bright side, maybe if they all go to Lithuania, Hannibal Lecter will eat them.
Yep. Resting Bitch Face is now a Manly Thing!
Just wanted to say I STILL have my Hardy Boys Detective Handbook from childhood. I ditched all my other Hardy Boys books, couldn’t bring myself to get rid of that one. That is all.
@David: I was more an Encyclopedia Brown kid myself. I did dabble in the Hardy Boys, and the occasional Nancy Drew novel.
David I think you should really write an article about this.
Yesterday Roosh was actually discussing and giving advices on assasinating…
http://i.imgur.com/ExOQG8v.jpg
I think this is a very important matter of world security, it seems him and his mob army of extremists has no limits:
http://archive.is/19XnL
When I was twelve or so, my best friend and I made up a code using our own version of the phonetic alphabet.
…We used it to talk about how kissing girls sounded like it might be a lot of fun, and boys were kind of boring. Nearly a decade later, we can both confirm that kissing girls is indeed lots of fun. I suspect this is not what Poqueliche had in mind.
@kats
Ugh, I’ve been doing this cipher for the last half hour.
Hope you’re happy.
@kats
Got it. 😀
Gonna reward self by treating cats tonight.
Is it just me, or is this veering into gotcha troll territory?
Glad everyone enjoyed the cipher. Shall I post the key?