The bald blob of human garbage known as Matt Forney seems to be hungering for attention again.
The schlumpy ubermensch, a budding white supremacist and regular contributor to Return of Kings, has made a (terrible) reputation for himself with a series of clickhate posts sporting titles like “How to Crush a Girl’s Self-Esteem” and “Why Fat Girls Don’t Deserve to Be Loved,” the latter posted without shame despite the fact that Forney is himself something of a fatty. (Full disclosure: I am also a fatty.)
Apparently inspired by his buddy and mentor Roosh Valizadeh, Forney also posted (then later deleted) what was in essence a date-rape how-to called “Why Girls Rarely Mean No When They Say No.”
Forney has now composed another masterpiece in this genre, a post in which he sets out to explain “Why Feminists Want Men to Rape Them.” Forney, himself recently accused of raping an unconscious woman, argues — and I use the term loosely — that
[e]verything feminists do, from holding up “Refugees Welcome” signs at airports to passing affirmative consent laws, is geared around encouraging men to assault them.
This isn’t a conscious urge. No feminist wakes up in the morning and thinks to herself, “I’m gonna try and get raped today!” …
But deep in the recesses of her lizard hindbrain, the average feminist wants nothing more than for a man to shove her into a wall and force himself deep inside her.
Forney tries his best to give this appalling nonsense a “scientific” sheen, asserting that “Feminism is an r-selected ideology, and rape is an r-selected sexual strategy.” K-selected conservatives see the world as a big competition in which resources are limited, Forney asserts, while r-selected lefties “want a world of free resources: free food, free money, free shelter and free sex.”
Life is to short for me to waste any more of my time or yours in trying to explicate Forney’s pseudoscientific “logic” here, so instead I’m going to simply quote seven of Forney’s most odious pronouncements from his post.
Rape “is an inherently leftist form of sex” because lefties are all about entitlement
Much in the same way leftists feel entitled to take other peoples’ money away through taxation and welfare, rapists feel entitled to stick their penises in girls’ vaginas. In fact, you could say that rape is an inherently leftist form of sex, which would explain why so many male feminists, such as Jian Ghomeshi and Hugo Schwyzer, enjoy assaulting and abusing girls.
Sexual assault is sexual socialism: redistributing nookie to the least privileged in society.
Feminists like rape because they want babies but are too lazy to have sex
From an r-strategist’s perspective, rape is a good thing, because it allows a female to have children without having to do anything, aside from breathe. …
Every feminist, deep down, wants nothing more than a rapist’s baby in her belly.
Feminists won’t condemn Muslim refugees as rapey monsters because they want Muslim refugees to rape them
In the darkest recesses of their minds, feminists want swarthy refugees to punch them in the face, tear their clothes off, and spit roast them like plump, juicy swine.
When feminists say we shouldn’t blame the victims of rape, it’s because they want more girls to go out and get raped
The oft-repeated feminist chant, “Don’t teach women not to get raped, teach men to not rape,” is an explicit call for girls to place themselves into situations where they’re likely to get sexually assaulted, then dodge all blame.
Feminists want women to get fat and cover themselves in tattoos so men will think they’re ugly
[P]ushing “fat acceptance,” tattoos and piercings, and encouraging girls to be “bossy” and sarcastic is about crippling females’ ability to compete for men.
Feminists are training men to be rapists
[F]eminists have been trying to train men to rape girls for years. …
Affirmative consent laws and “rape culture” claims are a two-pronged attack on masculinity, designed to advantage sneaky males and hurt masculine men, and there’s no sneakier male than a rapist.
Feminists love Muslim rapists so much they’ve become traitors to Western Civilization. Also, Muslims have small penises.
Because feminists couldn’t create a rape culture, they imported one from the Middle East. …
The only thing that will stop the rape-lust of feminists and their poorly-endowed Muslim abusers is Western men having the courage to call it out. There can be no compromise, no peace with these traitors inside the walls.
I have nothing clever to say here. Forney is a stain on humanity.
@dhag
Kfreed. They posted as a real person for a while, got angry and flounced after refusing to adhere to the anti-ableism rules, and started spambotting links to shit we already know instead. If they are the same dipshit, that’d explain why the copy-paste posts are getting snottier.
@SFHC
Wow, I totally didn’t notice that.
And my Friend Code is 3780-9566-3935 by the way. 🙂 I posted it in the personal thread but I’m not sure if you saw it.
@ WWTH
I wish I could remember enough Latin to translate that, so we could have it as the motto under a WHTM coat of arms.
@Zer
Why don’t you make such a place instead of hijacking this place? And speaking of comments policies, I’d recommend reading the section on doxxing. Plus also maybe you should consider the fact that hacking someone is a terrible thing to do and reflect on what kind of person it makes you to celebrate that kind of act.
@Mish
Mei-Mei is adorable! Thanks for sharing. 🙂
Hello.
“Is this the real life ? Is this just fantasy…”
By chance, it is just M. FORNEY sad fantasy… I do not know about the force, but the projection is strong with this one… He believes, and is ready to believe, anything that may allow him to plundge his gouzigouzi into the piloupilou of any woman he wants :
– Women displaying human behavior by welcoming refugiees ? Ah ha ! As if some deceptieve welcomes hidding a rape envy could fool MATT FORNEY !
– Women deeply not liking the idea of being raped ? Ah ha ! As if the false unliking feelings of women could deceive the massive, perfect and precise knowledge about lady hindbrain of MATT FORNEY (PhD in Encephalophantasmagoria at the Brain Carousel University of Inuras) !
– Comparing socialism (which is a concept) to rape (which is an act, and a fucking bad one) ? Ah ha ! As if the smartness of comparing the study of black holes and the sweeping of your own asshole could stop MATT FORNEY !
– Having more efforts (to repel your agressor) and stress when raped than when just had regular sex ? Ah ha ! As if the lie that impeded by force women can really have an effort could outsmart MATT FORNEY !
– Saying that feminists teach men not to rape, then saying that feminists teach men to rape ? Ah ha ! As if saying everything and its opposite could strike the logical sense of MATT FORNEY !
– Complaining that “fat”, tatoos, piercing, funny behavior, all in all : doing what they want with themselves, are repulsive for white cis men ? Ah ha ! As if it really could reduce the rape fantasy of MATT FORNEY !
– Islam being a religion and thus having nothing to do with biological features ? Ah ha ! As if it could prevent the deep analyse of muslim dingdong sizes in hot hammams by MATT FORNEY !
MATT FORNEY & DARYUSH VALIZADEH IN
http://www.nanarland.com/glossaire/19/squeele1.jpg
Un film à vous couper le squeele !
Anyway, it really looks like his fantasy, a fantasy of Forneycation, i guess.
Have a nice day.
@dhag
Awesome, sent the friend req! My Mii’s got glasses and a green shirt – and I know my NNID is the same as another commenter’s username, but that’s just a weird-ass coincidence. ^^;
(… I know posting my FC seems like a silly thing to be paranoid about, but the last time I posted it anywhere, I had some creepy git with a Goatse-related username stalk my profile for a full year after I rejected his friend req. The joys of being a woman on the Internet.)
Blockquote mammoth hunt!
Then this should be ordinary text
With this as ordinary text.
All right! Here’s how the code looks, except with angle brackets:
[blockquote]By the standard convention this should work[blockquote]And give me a two-deep nest[/blockquote]With this line in the first set[/blockquote]
Then this should be ordinary text
[blockquote]And this should be another quote[/blockquote]
With this as ordinary text.
You know, literally decades ago, I read an Erma Bombeck column in which she lamented the fact that men, at the tailor, could get adjustments made to their suits for a pittance, if they had to pay extra for it at all (more typically, the cost of such labor was just factored into the cost of the suit as a whole).
Meanwhile, if you could even afford a dress from a dress shop that would make alterations, you ended up having to pay almost as much as the base cost of the dress to get it altered to fit your body.
It’s depressing how some things never change.
The underlying convention is essentially the same as for parenthesis in math equations like 2*(1/(3+2)). Each closing tag matches the most recent opening tag, so if you have two opening tags then the first closing tag closes the second opening tag, and then the next closing tag closes the first opening tag with the matched pair nested inside. If you don’t have exactly the same total number the system spits out nonsense because the post can’t be matched to the grammar rules. There’s two ways for the system to handle that; it can put in extra tags where it thinks they should go (it is almost invariably wrong) or it can simply throw out bits it can’t parse until the post is entirely composed of things it can parse.
Inherently, no computer grammar can have two ways to interpret the same input; if it’s written so it looks like it should that actually means there’s one way but you don’t know what it is and it may change ways between computers.
Actually, there is a third way to handle it: it can spit out an error message instead of posting the comment. This is preferred for program compilers but would be kind of a pain for something non-programmers are expected to use.
@Freemage
The one time I’ve had a dress altered it was about 2 or 3 times the cost of the dress to get the alterations done and the only alteration I needed was to bring up the hem–it actually fit really well otherwise. Now, that’s mainly because the dress had delicate beadwork that needed to be redone by hand to bring up the hem, but it was still pretty crazy. And it was intentionally cut extra long so that it could be altered to fit various heights, which is good, but maybe a little of that same consideration could have been put into making the beadwork so it doesn’t fall apart if you hem it.
@freemage Yes I remember that, now that you mention it–buying clothes in the men’s department included free alterations; buying clothes in the women’s means you had to pay for them…and of course men’s clothes came in more different sizes and tended to fit better, so there was less need to alter men’s clothes than women’s. I think this was also the topic of a popular Cathy strip as well….
These days I’m surprised when I buy a pair of trousers that doesn’t need to be altered. And I wear a lot of stretchy clothes.
With my wedding dress I remember them doing all the measurements of your bust and waist and hips and the length from here to here and everything…but the dresses weren’t custom made, so at the end of all that, they just tell you “You’re a size four.”
You had to order it 3 months ahead or there were rush fees, but since the dresses weren’t made to order, they literally just demanded three months to ship the dress from the warehouse to the store. And after that you had to pay to get it altered so it would actually fit.
Clothes is yet another area where blokes get all the breaks. We can wear the same suit for years on end without comment and it doesn’t matter if we go somewhere and there’s another guy wearing the same (especially if its black tie!)
I buy my suits unfinished. Basically I just have to get a jacket that fits my chest and shoulders and pants I can fit into and then they finish the trouser length and sleeves. Even with some apparent orang-utan heritage in my arms it’s pretty simple.
We can even get bespoke suits pretty cheaply from various visiting Indian and Chinese tailors that pop over and do special deals (a mate who does a lot of stuff in the Far East once got measured on the plane going over and had three perfectly fitting suits waiting for him on landing!)
@katz
That sounds about right. I’m not even married and I’ve had issues with bridal stores. My dress for my sister’s wedding was not altered correctly, so the bodice was a bit loose and I spent a lot of time pulling it back up.
When I was in my cousin’s wedding, I had my aunt do the alterations on the dress. We had enough issues just getting the dresses that I didn’t want to give them more money for alterations. They were going to discontinue the color we wanted and told my cousin (the bride) a few DAYS before it was going to become unavailable. She had to do some rushing around to get dresses for everyone. I had ordered mine already, so that was good, but it was late getting delivered. A week past the estimated delivery date, I called the store. The woman there very condescendingly told me that they would call when it came in and gave me another estimated date. I was skeptical because they didn’t seem to feel they needed to call me when it was delayed. The new date passed and no call, so I called again. Turns out the dress had been delivered a few days before and they just hadn’t called me yet. Great customer service there.
I’m so glad I’m planning to make my own wedding dress. I’m not very good at alterations of finished garments yet, but I can at least make adjustments during construction without too much trouble.
@SFHC
I can’t see that I got a friend request. :/
Oh IP, your Otter was kind enough to send me some feedback on that research thing; it’s fascinating!
And on that subject I’ve now clicked that ‘signal boost’ means tell people about it, to see if anyone else wants to take part. I can’t recommend it enough so perhaps you’d like to post the link again?
Seriously folks, it’s intriguing and good fun. Do it!
[“The first rule of Fight Club is do not signal boost Fight Club!” Hmm, doesn’t quite have the same ring to it]
@Alan
Sure, why not! Here’s the link again:
http://goo.gl/forms/bdjU6q1XWc
I’m glad you liked it, and that the research interests you. 🙂
I second Alan’s recommendation. It was fun and the info sent after was interesting.
Really? OH MAN!!!
You really fooled me. I mean … I was prepared to laugh at jackasses with you when I thought you had the abs of 300 Spartans, but now ….. I don’t know, man.
I just don’t think it’s the same anymore.
But, don’t beat yourself up Futrelle …. You’re great ….. It’s not you. It’s me.
When I was a bridesmaid a couple of years ago, the shop insisted that I had to order a size 24 to fit my bust. Now, I’m not exactly skinny but I’m small enough to not need to shop in the plus sizes. My boobs are giant, so I was expecting having to order plus size and get it altered to fit everywhere else, but I was expecting 16 or 18. Not 24. But they were sure it was the correct size. So, of course the dress arrives and it’s a fucking tent on me. It’s way too big, even in the bust. It was so big that the bride’s friend who did the alteration for me couldn’t get it small enough to fit. So I had to wear an ill fitting dress. Which of course means unflattering photos.
To add insult to injury, the bridal shop sold my information. So ever since then, I get ads for plus size clothing retailers even though I don’t shop in plus sizes.
Thirding Alan and kupo, and looking forward to your Otter’s final results, IP!
Thanks everyone for lovely comments about Mei-Mei – I told her and her paw pads went even pinker with pleasure.
The fat-shaming stories on this thread are eye-opening; thank you to those who shared.
@Alan – I like Mr Miggy-toes as a cat name very much, except that Miggy is also the name (different sp. tho) of the alien monster thing in Parasyte:
(now that people have shown me how to post pics, I cannot stop)
Oh God, after reading all these comments, I now feel bad for actually having a good doctor (good-healthcare privilege?). Working around her schedule is kind of hellish, but she listens to what’s actually wrong with me and her attitude toward my weight is basically “We’ll need to do something about your weight if it starts interfering with your ability to function, but you don’t need to worry about it as long as you’re otherwise healthy”. I can’t tell you how sincerely I hope you all eventually find a similarly good doctor.
The study was interesting, but I really hope they’re also recruiting people offline, because if they’re mainly pulling from online fora, that’s a serious selection bias.