The bald blob of human garbage known as Matt Forney seems to be hungering for attention again.
The schlumpy ubermensch, a budding white supremacist and regular contributor to Return of Kings, has made a (terrible) reputation for himself with a series of clickhate posts sporting titles like “How to Crush a Girl’s Self-Esteem” and “Why Fat Girls Don’t Deserve to Be Loved,” the latter posted without shame despite the fact that Forney is himself something of a fatty. (Full disclosure: I am also a fatty.)
Apparently inspired by his buddy and mentor Roosh Valizadeh, Forney also posted (then later deleted) what was in essence a date-rape how-to called “Why Girls Rarely Mean No When They Say No.”
Forney has now composed another masterpiece in this genre, a post in which he sets out to explain “Why Feminists Want Men to Rape Them.” Forney, himself recently accused of raping an unconscious woman, argues — and I use the term loosely — that
[e]verything feminists do, from holding up “Refugees Welcome” signs at airports to passing affirmative consent laws, is geared around encouraging men to assault them.
This isn’t a conscious urge. No feminist wakes up in the morning and thinks to herself, “I’m gonna try and get raped today!” …
But deep in the recesses of her lizard hindbrain, the average feminist wants nothing more than for a man to shove her into a wall and force himself deep inside her.
Forney tries his best to give this appalling nonsense a “scientific” sheen, asserting that “Feminism is an r-selected ideology, and rape is an r-selected sexual strategy.” K-selected conservatives see the world as a big competition in which resources are limited, Forney asserts, while r-selected lefties “want a world of free resources: free food, free money, free shelter and free sex.”
Life is to short for me to waste any more of my time or yours in trying to explicate Forney’s pseudoscientific “logic” here, so instead I’m going to simply quote seven of Forney’s most odious pronouncements from his post.
Rape “is an inherently leftist form of sex” because lefties are all about entitlement
Much in the same way leftists feel entitled to take other peoples’ money away through taxation and welfare, rapists feel entitled to stick their penises in girls’ vaginas. In fact, you could say that rape is an inherently leftist form of sex, which would explain why so many male feminists, such as Jian Ghomeshi and Hugo Schwyzer, enjoy assaulting and abusing girls.
Sexual assault is sexual socialism: redistributing nookie to the least privileged in society.
Feminists like rape because they want babies but are too lazy to have sex
From an r-strategist’s perspective, rape is a good thing, because it allows a female to have children without having to do anything, aside from breathe. …
Every feminist, deep down, wants nothing more than a rapist’s baby in her belly.
Feminists won’t condemn Muslim refugees as rapey monsters because they want Muslim refugees to rape them
In the darkest recesses of their minds, feminists want swarthy refugees to punch them in the face, tear their clothes off, and spit roast them like plump, juicy swine.
When feminists say we shouldn’t blame the victims of rape, it’s because they want more girls to go out and get raped
The oft-repeated feminist chant, “Don’t teach women not to get raped, teach men to not rape,” is an explicit call for girls to place themselves into situations where they’re likely to get sexually assaulted, then dodge all blame.
Feminists want women to get fat and cover themselves in tattoos so men will think they’re ugly
[P]ushing “fat acceptance,” tattoos and piercings, and encouraging girls to be “bossy” and sarcastic is about crippling females’ ability to compete for men.
Feminists are training men to be rapists
[F]eminists have been trying to train men to rape girls for years. …
Affirmative consent laws and “rape culture” claims are a two-pronged attack on masculinity, designed to advantage sneaky males and hurt masculine men, and there’s no sneakier male than a rapist.
Feminists love Muslim rapists so much they’ve become traitors to Western Civilization. Also, Muslims have small penises.
Because feminists couldn’t create a rape culture, they imported one from the Middle East. …
The only thing that will stop the rape-lust of feminists and their poorly-endowed Muslim abusers is Western men having the courage to call it out. There can be no compromise, no peace with these traitors inside the walls.
I have nothing clever to say here. Forney is a stain on humanity.
@dreemr
I’m glad you wrote all that out. Sometimes it’s good to be reminded that focusing on my health is important even if it isn’t making me skinnier. (And while I did come down to the comments to read clever insults of Matt Forney, constructive health advice is probably better for my blood pressure.)
Also leaving aside how vile Forney’s ideas are he seems to be determined to express them in the most gross disgustingsounding way possible as well.
Karen Straughan is a supporter of Roosh, she says she gets him. I believe she is also gets Forney.
Then there is Janet BLoomfield who said Jimmy Saville was the victim not the girls he raped.
The MRA, Pua, and all the rest of them have two things in common, if you scrutinise what they have to say, they are all sadists and each of them have a screw loose and those two things single them out from the crowd.
@Lkeke35 very interesting article, thank you for posting.
I grew up in a family that was financially able to afford food, for the most part, but alcoholism and mental illness made day-to-day routines very insecure. I did not always know where I would be spending the night or if I would be eating other than at school. I spent the majority of my teen years couch-surfing at friends’ houses for months at a time.
Being of a larger body-type, I also struggled with dieting almost non-stop from my early teens until my 30s.
There are a lot of factors that go into obesity besides simply willpower.
@dustwolves – thank you and thank you for your patience. Please do avail yourself of the right good snark available from our fellow commenters!
Time is a big one too. I don’t know how anyone with kids manages to exercise at all, especially not when socialization rewards women for sacrificing their own needs for the family. Even though in the long run being unhealthy hurts the family too.
So, because I’m not going to touch the rest of that projectile-vomit-worthy post (because if I do, there will be blood), I will address this bit here:
You know what’s really entitled, Matt? Wanting a working government who regulates your schools, who hires police to keep you safe, who regulates your food so you don’t get poisoned, and who essentially does a lot of heavy lifting to make sure this country is tolerable for most of us, but not wanting to pay the fucking taxes to make it work.
The government can’t just print up more money and run like nothing’s happening, you fuck. You need to pay money to enjoy the benefits of the government you live under.
You can’t declare your landlord is a ‘leftist’ solely because they asked for your rent and you don’t want to pay.
I never understand these right-wing fuckers who think that they shouldn’t pay taxes, but they want the government to function as normal. It’s like they didn’t pay attention in whatever basic 101 government class they took. What an absolute radish.
Deborah, please refer to the comments policy about ableism. Asshole is not a mental illness.
My knee-jerk response to this was to post a video of cats barfing up hairballs to techno, but then I realized that restraint and dignity are what separates humans from Matt Forney.
You’re welcome.
So, alley rapists gonna alley rape no matter what, but boo hoo, “masculine men” will be unfairly handicapped in the notch competition if they’re not allowed to coerce, drug, stalk, manipulate, groom, and ignore. So what? It’s still a net reduction of rape.
(If you’re gasping for breath right now, I’m sorry. I had to use all the oxygen on earth for the air quotes around “masculine men”.)
@Pandapool
I had to check the url for that gif to figure out what it means. :p
@Buttercup QS
Reminds me of a Simpsons quote: Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
G-d, it must be soul destroying wading through the ‘ManZeroSphere’ output all the time…
Good old Salon . . .
http://www.salon.com/2016/02/28/i_believe_in_full_equality_but_ive_spent_too_long_watching_women_play_the_victim/
@Hippodameia – wow. She formed her opinion 35 years ago, and there it has stayed.
I wanted to update everyone who gave me advice in the cheeseburger post on how to form hamburgers properly; I did it! Of course now I’m worried that it might have been a one time fluke so while I’m working to get as much as I can out of the freezer ahead of going to a hotel while painters are in my house scraping off possibly asbestos containing ceiling acoustic and then painting everything, the s/o and I will be having hamburgers a couple more times. 😛
*does the dance of hamburger-making victory at the bbq on the patio*
I wanted to update everyone who gave me advice in the cheeseburger post on how to form hamburgers properly; I did it! Of course now I’m worried that it might have been a one time fluke so while I’m working to get as much as I can out of the freezer ahead of going to a hotel while painters are in my house scraping off possibly asbestos containing ceiling acoustic and then painting everything, the s/o and I will be having hamburgers a couple more times. 😛
*does the dance of hamburger-making victory at the bbq on the patio*
Sorry for the OT, I just *can’t* with the shit Forney has to say.
I love* how Forney and related idiots call it “people’s money” or “my money” or something similar, as if they popped out of the womb in the wilderness and have built their fortunes completely from scratch. You know, sort of how job creators not only never attend public schools, but they also hire employees with zero education, who can’t even read or do basic math, and educate the workers themselves. They build their own roads, test everything they buy to make personally sure it isn’t poisonous or radioactive, and single-handedly maintain not only domestic law and order in their spheres of influence, but also ensure that their territory isn’t invaded.
I once lost my temper with my dad, and told him that if he doesn’t like paying taxes, he should move to Somalia. It was in failed-state status for twenty years, so it should be a capitalist paradise where everything is awesome and perfect. I don’t think I convinced him of anything, but at least he stopped bitching about taxes directly in front of me for a while.
*I don’t actually love this
Probably addressed already, but this is beyond bad “Evo Psych”. Bad Evo Psych tells “just so stories” about real phenomenon. This is poorly understanding a wiki article on a bio concept and going off on a rant trying to use it.
What the hell happened to Salon? I used to read it every day. Now it’s terrible. Nothing but clickbait troll posts. It used to be so good.
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I think… I THINK… that his argument about affirmative consent has to do with the idea that feminists are trying to turn all men into weenies, so they won’t be able to woo women the Real Man’s Way (manipulation and intimidation). So, because men must have regular sex at all times, the result will be lots more stranger rape?
That’s the best I can do, at any rate. The fact that this kind of train of logic is so self-evident to him that he doesn’t even have to explain it is the terrifying part.
May the bed he sleeps in feel like live sea cucumbers.
So I guess that means Roosh is a “lefty”, then?
And why do these types of people always always always, without fail, act like sex is some weird form of currency. How can you “evenly distribute” sex in the same way you can money. For one thing, people need money to, you know, LIVE. For another thing, he is really projecting when he states he think feminists and lefties are the one entitled to sex. Definitely not MRAs who feel that way, it’s those darned feminists and entitled libruls.
Nobody is entitled to sex, but everyone is entitled to their basic needs like money, food, water, shelter, healthcare, and being treated like a human being.
Only one thing to say to you, Matt: FUCK. YOU. STOP TRYING TO TELL OTHERS WHAT THEY FEEL OR WHAT THEIR EXPERIENCES ARE, WHEN YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. BUZZ OFF AND LEAVE DECENT PEOPLE ALONE. GO CRAWL BACK UNDER YOUR BRIDGE AND DO EVERYONE WHO IS NOT A RAPE APOLOGIST/WHITE SUPREMACIST A FAVOR. -Thank you
@dreemr
The ability to afford food only for the most part would be enough to make a person feel pretty insecure.
@Policy of Madness
Right!
And I also love how they “popped out of the womb in the wilderness” but weren’t raised, probably mostly by the owners of those wombs. And how they have no need to make these women proud of them by being decent to them and other women.
Fuck, wrong thread. 😛
@Jarnsaxa
It’s actually even worse than that; the ‘normal’ sizes aren’t actually anywhere close to the current average, which is dress size 12-14 (and as an aside, I hate those arbitrary fucking numbers so much; is it too much to ask that measurements for clothes correspond in some calculable fashion to actual body measurements?).
@ lkeke35
And the price discrepancies between healthy food and crap are actually deliberately created. Earl Butz (Ag secretary under Nixon and Ford) bears a considerable share of the blame. The short of it is that corn, wheat, and soybeans are heavily subsidized, to the point that they’re massively over produced. Since nobody wants to eat that much corn or soy directly, it’s processed into high fructose corn syrup*, soy lecithins, oil, etc.(and also fed to livestock in CAFOs, but that’s another problem), which in turn become twinkies, chocolate frosted sugar bombs etc, sold for some times less than the cost of production, while Uncle Sam picks up the tab.
*which is in every fucking thing these days, including caned beef stew. The rise in diabetes rates the last several decades is not a coincidence.