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“The goal of feminism is to turn women into rape-meat,” Roosh V pal Matt Forney claims

Matt Forney: Has opinions about rape
Matt Forney: Has opinions about rape

The bald blob of human garbage known as Matt Forney seems to be hungering for attention again.

The schlumpy ubermensch, a budding white supremacist and regular contributor to Return of Kings, has made a (terrible) reputation for himself with a series of clickhate posts sporting titles like “How to Crush a Girl’s Self-Esteem” and “Why Fat Girls Don’t Deserve to Be Loved,” the latter posted without shame despite the fact that Forney is himself something of a fatty. (Full disclosure: I am also a fatty.)

Apparently inspired by his buddy and mentor Roosh Valizadeh, Forney also posted (then later deleted) what was in essence a date-rape how-to called “Why Girls Rarely Mean No When They Say No.”

Forney has now composed another masterpiece in this genre, a post in which he sets out to explain “Why Feminists Want Men to Rape Them.” Forney, himself recently accused of raping an unconscious woman, argues — and I use the term loosely — that

[e]verything feminists do, from holding up “Refugees Welcome” signs at airports to passing affirmative consent laws, is geared around encouraging men to assault them.

This isn’t a conscious urge. No feminist wakes up in the morning and thinks to herself, “I’m gonna try and get raped today!” …

But deep in the recesses of her lizard hindbrain, the average feminist wants nothing more than for a man to shove her into a wall and force himself deep inside her.

Forney tries his best to give this appalling nonsense a “scientific” sheen, asserting that “Feminism is an r-selected ideology, and rape is an r-selected sexual strategy.” K-selected conservatives see the world as a big competition in which resources are limited, Forney asserts, while r-selected lefties “want a world of free resources: free food, free money, free shelter and free sex.”

Life is to short for me to waste any more of my time or yours in trying to explicate Forney’s pseudoscientific “logic” here, so instead I’m going to simply quote seven of Forney’s most odious pronouncements from his post.

Rape “is an inherently leftist form of sex” because lefties are all about entitlement

Much in the same way leftists feel entitled to take other peoples’ money away through taxation and welfare, rapists feel entitled to stick their penises in girls’ vaginas. In fact, you could say that rape is an inherently leftist form of sex, which would explain why so many male feminists, such as Jian Ghomeshi and Hugo Schwyzer, enjoy assaulting and abusing girls.

Sexual assault is sexual socialism: redistributing nookie to the least privileged in society.

Feminists like rape because they want babies but are too lazy to have sex

From an r-strategist’s perspective, rape is a good thing, because it allows a female to have children without having to do anything, aside from breathe. …

Every feminist, deep down, wants nothing more than a rapist’s baby in her belly.

Feminists won’t condemn Muslim refugees as rapey monsters because they want Muslim refugees to rape them

In the darkest recesses of their minds, feminists want swarthy refugees to punch them in the face, tear their clothes off, and spit roast them like plump, juicy swine.

When feminists say we shouldn’t blame the victims of rape, it’s because they want more girls to go out and get raped

The oft-repeated feminist chant, “Don’t teach women not to get raped, teach men to not rape,” is an explicit call for girls to place themselves into situations where they’re likely to get sexually assaulted, then dodge all blame.

Feminists want women to get fat and cover themselves in tattoos so men will think they’re ugly

[P]ushing “fat acceptance,” tattoos and piercings, and encouraging girls to be “bossy” and sarcastic is about crippling females’ ability to compete for men.

Feminists are training men to be rapists

[F]eminists have been trying to train men to rape girls for years. …

Affirmative consent laws and “rape culture” claims are a two-pronged attack on masculinity, designed to advantage sneaky males and hurt masculine men, and there’s no sneakier male than a rapist. 

Feminists love Muslim rapists so much they’ve become traitors to Western Civilization. Also, Muslims have small penises.

Because feminists couldn’t create a rape culture, they imported one from the Middle East. …

The only thing that will stop the rape-lust of feminists and their poorly-endowed Muslim abusers is Western men having the courage to call it out. There can be no compromise, no peace with these traitors inside the walls.

I have nothing clever to say here. Forney is a stain on humanity.

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Rakka de Glie
Rakka de Glie
5 years ago

If rape is such a leftist form of sex, Roosh and his buddies should be considered leftist considering their History of advocacy.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
5 years ago
Lady Mondegreen
Lady Mondegreen
5 years ago

Does he actually believe any of this, I wonder?

I mean, OK, dude’s not a critical thinker, but I mean really.

‘Cause otherwise, poor Matt is fit for nothing but to serve as an object lesson: “Kids, work hard in school and learn to think clearly, or you’ll end up like poor Matt Forney.”

Redsilkphoenix
Redsilkphoenix
5 years ago

Bleah.

Zero
Zero
5 years ago

Ok, I won’t get angry, so whoever it was, who shit in his head should step forward now. Last chance!

No, but for real, nothing that man said makes any sense like

When feminists say we shouldn’t blame the victims of rape, it’s because they want more girls to go out and get raped

More like we say don’t blame the victims because they are victims and no one is at fault aside the rapists him/herself. Yeah we feminists just love a good old rape. What is next? Blame the children because they clearly wanted to have a dick inside them by the age of 6 years or something. But oh yeah they did dress provocative and put themselves in danger because they played on a playground alone.

The only thing that will stop the rape-lust of feminists and their poorly-endowed Muslim abusers is Western men having the courage to call it out. There can be no compromise, no peace with these traitors inside the walls.

As someone who actually lives in cologne and can say a bit about this “Muslim rape thing” …. feminists spoke out against it a great deal here ok. We protested. We cared for woman. Those white guys just want to use an issue as an instrument to hate against muslims.

That guy is such a disgusting man I hope his rapes never produce a child. (And no that is not the way feminists want to get pregnant)

magnesium
magnesium
5 years ago

The goal of feminism is to turn women into rape-meat

A sentient ham calls other people meat. That’s rich.

EpicurusHog
EpicurusHog
5 years ago

I feel mildly ill after reading this. It’s incredible how far these people will reach to convince themselves the disgusting things they advocate are all right. And then they turn around and accuse women of rationalisation! This whole thing belongs an especially crass satire and yet the comments are just going with it like it’s completely reasonable.

Sigh. That’s what I get for avoiding the manosphere for a few weeks. I’d gotten used to the smell of bullshit and now it’s all new to me again.

Bina
5 years ago

I was going to ask what all this r/K selection theory shit was, but my question is already answered, so I’m gonna go right ahead and post the following blanket response to everything the idiot said:

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As for what we want, it’s simple:

We want men to stop raping.
We want men to stop treating us like meat.
We want to see people who’ve had to flee wars safely and securely housed.
Most of all, though, we’d really like for Matt Forney to STFU and GTFO. Maybe even FOAD.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
5 years ago

I was going to say something about how, as a fat and folically challenged individual, I selfishly wish this guy were skinny and had a full head of hair (joke stolen from Larry David).

But after reading the whole thing, all I can say is fuck this guy so much. What a terrible person. Especially for the way he suddenly believes rape is a real thing when self-proclaimed feminist men do it. Good thing no decent person gives a fuck about this guy’s opinions.

Saphira
Saphira
5 years ago

Unbelievable. He just gets worse. If I hadn’t ever seen pictures of him hanging out with women I’d wonder if he’s ever interacted with one.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
5 years ago

This also makes me feel extra appreciative toward this community. I’ve never truly been a part of any online community before, and this is also the first place I’ve ever been open about my gender dysphoria. I really love you all.

Full disclosure: I’m very drunk right now (margaritas again).

Lea
Lea
5 years ago

*vomits eternally*

Miss Andry
5 years ago

I think I’m getting desensitized to Matt Forney’s moronic ramblings. He’s the Westboro Baptist Church of the manosphere, trying as hard as he can to shock and offend as many as he can, and get under peoples’ skin. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Get a new shtick, Forney.

Jarnsaxa
Jarnsaxa
5 years ago

To be fair, he’s only repeating what society truly thinks when he says fat women don’t deserve to be loved.

Otherwise why would they force everyone more than 1 size above the mathematical average to shop in a special area away from the “normal” sizes? Why would fat women be invisible in every television show and movie? Why would there be such a huge marketing machine directed at us, most of which is a massive scam? Why would there be so many brutal, yet still mainly ineffective “diets,” yet in most stores, no critical staples for actually helping us, like workout clothing in our size? Why are we universally assumed to be unhealthy, even though fully 1/3 of us are actually fine, according to a recent study? Why is it assumed we don’t exercise but thin people do, when a lot of us exercise and a lot of “normal” people don’t? Why is it assumed that we just sit around all day and eat when a lot of us already eat a lot less than the “thin” people?

Why would even a “feminist” show like “Jessica Jones” go out of its way to have a fat joke directed at a woman who’s portrayed in a way that could definitely be construed as having it coming? Said by the rail-thin protagonist moments before she eats an enormous sandwich, no less.

On this single count, Forney is as always, horrible–and sadly, echoes what an awful lot of people really think.

K
K
5 years ago

Rape is the only way Forney gets laid.

Also, as a biologist, he doesn’t fucking understand ecology.

Leah3
Leah3
5 years ago

“K-selected conservatives see the world as a big competition in which resources are limited”

Yeah…isn’t that a zero sum cognitive bias, an atavistic survival strategy that often bears little resemblance to the real world?

Anyone can “science !”

leigh summers
leigh summers
5 years ago

Oh, feminists are the entitled ones? Not the men whining about how affirmative consent laws are restricting their freedom and writing “articles” outlining some overwrought theory in order to justify their disgusting actions. Right, thanks for clearing that up.

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

I’m getting kind of sick of always saying that these guys are projecting. But it just keeps being true! Given how graphic and specific much of Forney’s screed is, it’s quite obvious that he’s the one fantasizing about raping feminists. He’s clearly talked himself into believing that we’re the ones who love rape.

This also makes me feel extra appreciative toward this community. I’ve never truly been a part of any online community before, and this is also the first place I’ve ever been open about my gender dysphoria. I really love you all.

Full disclosure: I’m very drunk right now (margaritas again).

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/4782066/dumbledore-toast-o.gif

AsAboveSoBelow
AsAboveSoBelow
5 years ago

What a steaming pile of horseshit. Wait, no; horseshit makes good compost, while this is just 100% nonsense.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
5 years ago

My oldest cat is in her declining years, and when she gets distressed (read: whenever she isn’t sure where I am) she howls as if she’s in excruciating pain. There is more logic in her howling than in Matt Forney’s writing.

Jamesworkshop
Jamesworkshop
5 years ago

let them legally kill their unborn babies when they do get knocked up, and have it all funded by the taxpayer.

Every feminist, deep down, wants nothing more than a rapist’s baby in her belly.

So feminists want to be carriers of rapists babies…by tearing down barriers preventing rape victims from getting abortions to get rid of said babies.

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“Don’t teach women not to get raped, teach men to not rape,” is an explicit call for girls to place themselves into situations where they’re likely to get sexually assaulted, then dodge all blame.

Because feminists couldn’t create a rape culture, they imported one from the Middle East.

Why would they import rapists if creating rapists can be done solely by changing the actions and behaviors of women (who already exist in Europe)

If rape is caused by the feminist influenced actions of women, how did they create the Muslim rapists they are now supposed to be importing.

——————————-

Because of this, feminists have tried to legislate masculinity away through “affirmative consent” and “yes means yes” laws, which force men to explicitly beg for permission at every step of a sexual encounter, branding them “rapists” if they don’t comply.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/dec88a643f3dc2d7c07a471b80b48d27/tumblr_inline_o23d4zysVK1rwpb4e_500.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/f5f8a75a913db61911587c004a957f48/tumblr_inline_o23d54eZKK1rwpb4e_500.gif

kupo
kupo
5 years ago

Sexual assault is sexual socialism: redistributing nookie to the least privileged in society.

And now I feel physically ill.

@Imaginary Petal
Woo, margaritas! Also, I’m glad you’ve found a place you can speak openly. And I quite enjoyed the otter’s research experiment. 🙂

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
5 years ago

@kupo

Oh cool! Did you do it just now?

kupo
kupo
5 years ago

@IP
Yeah, I did it about an hour ago.

Jamesworkshop
Jamesworkshop
5 years ago

Sexual assault is sexual socialism: redistributing nookie to the least privileged in society.

http://www.policestateusa.com/2014/judge-excuses-wealthy-child-rapist/

He ultimately plead guilty to a single count of fourth-degree rape in a deal struck with prosecutors. Richards is legally a rapist and is listed on the sex-offender registry.

He also happens to be fabulously wealthy, and apparently impervious to punishment. His family owns the du Pont chemical company and has a net worth in the billions. Richards is heir to the du Pont fortune.

When not sexually-abusing innocent children, Richards lives in a multi-million dollar mansion, surviving off of the wealth amassed by his forebearers.

greyskye
greyskye
5 years ago

@Jarnsaxa – I agree 100% with you. We hope that he’s some mostly isolated case, but the reality is a disturbingly large amount of men and women think like him.

Just to add to many of the good examples you gave, I’m fat, and when I went to my female doctor to get an IUD installed 10 years ago, she looked me dead in the eye and told me I didn’t need it because “fat girls don’t get pregnant, you need to have sex to get pregnant”.

Completely horrifying. And this wasn’t in some country backwater either, I was in London, UK at the time.

kupo
kupo
5 years ago

@greyskye
Holy crap. I feel like I would have a really hard time keeping my emotions in check if a doctor told me that.

rick
rick
5 years ago

I love the “science” of the manosphere! Long live the binary! Left vs right, man vs woman, square pegs jammed into round holes, and squishy ideas smushed into place.

Jamesworkshop
Jamesworkshop
5 years ago

K-selected conservatives see the world as a big competition in which resources are limited, Forney asserts, while r-selected lefties “want a world of free resources: free food, free money, free shelter and free sex.”

Objectification means treating a person as a commodity or an object without regard to their personality or dignity.

“Unlike access to clean water or healthcare, which should be considered human rights that all people deserve simply for being human, access to a woman’s affections, her body, or her sexuality is not a right owed to anyone except herself,”
-Anita Sarkeesian

Judas Peckerwood
5 years ago

@magnesium:

A sentient ham calls other people meat. That’s rich.

I dispute your interpretation of “sentient”.

katz
5 years ago

Wouldn’t the conservatives be r-selective and the liberals be K-selective because conservatives have more kids? Oh, who am I kidding, I just now put more time into thinking about the logic of this system than he did.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
5 years ago

greyskye, I hope you found a better doctor.

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
5 years ago

I got my tattoos because I like them. That they repel assholes like Forney is a bonus.

Kale
Kale
5 years ago

This makes me wanna scream and punch rapists in the nuts and teeth. incoherent rage & cussing.

Luzbelitx
5 years ago

*reads title*

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WeirwoodTreeHugger
WeirwoodTreeHugger
5 years ago

Jamesworkshop,
That’s a horrible story.

But I’m wondering if by least privileged he doesn’t mean that rapists are poor. He means they’re all not conventionally attractive and/or socially awkward. Evil women aren’t touching their boners, so they have to rape! It’s only fair and just!

A lot of the manosphere thinks that way.

Jamesworkshop
Jamesworkshop
5 years ago

@WeirwoodTreeHugger

“Evil women aren’t touching their boners”

Because of this, feminists have tried to legislate masculinity away through “affirmative consent” and “yes means yes” laws, which force men to explicitly beg for permission at every step of a sexual encounter

Affirmative consent laws and “rape culture” claims are a two-pronged attack on masculinity

The only message I can read from Matt Forney is an implicit assertion that Masculinity=Sexual activity, men have to “beg” women to become, in effect men.

Take sex away (you can’t take away something unless someone already had ownership of it) and you take masculinity away.

Zer
Zer
5 years ago

Matt Forney and his buddy serial rapist Roosh Valizadeh are both made from the same material.

Also it is important to note that there are several Police reports against Daryush “Roosh” Valizadeh.

Roosh silenced through intimidation, rape threats, death threats and harassment multiple women to talk against him:

Roosh V found some of her nude photos, and went after her online.

“He posted it and incited people to wonder if they would sexually assault me, saying that he would.” she says. “I received a lot of death and rape threats on Facebook, online, on his forum, my nude pictures have been posted everywhere.”

Nix has pressed charges against him with the Montreal police.

More disturbing advices directly from Roosh’s mouth or from his rape manuals “Bang”:

“When No Means Yes” Roosh V blog and his rape guides

“Here’s a guide:

“No!” when you try to take off her jeans or shirt means… “Yes! You need to turn me on a lot more.”
“No” when you try to take off her bra means… “Yes! Try again in five minutes.”
“No” when you try to take off her panties means… “Yes! Don’t give up now!” ”

[Roosh has apparently never had consensual sex. He says he’s always told No! by women, usually many times. He brags about raping a woman who said no 50 times]

“How Many No’s Does It Take To Enter A Vagina?” Roosh V blog and “Best of Roosh volume 1” rape guide

“It will be rare that you have sex with a girl who gives you no resistance before sex. You will
always receive some No’s

Receiving a “No!” simply begins the seduction process.

Therefore when you first try to take off her clothes, she will resist even though she may
absolutely want to have sex with you. Simply pause your escalation and try again a few minutes
later. If you really believe the first “No!” that she gives you in the bedroom, she will think
of you either as a fool or a homosexual.

I haven’t measured how many average “No!”’s I received before banging, but sometimes it surpasses
ten.

I also get three or four “No!”’s when it comes time to sex. If you
aren’t getting no’s at these stages, that means you are taking way too long to escalate (God
knows how many bangs you’ve lost out on because of it).

With one of my more recent seductions
in Poland on a girl of accomplished beauty, I received over fifty No’s from start to end.
Thankfully, I did not give up before receiving my wonderful prize.

American Girls Don´t Use Condoms Anymore by Rooshv

“Middle class white girls are, hands down, the dirtiest, filthiest type of girl I’ve been with. Most of them only care about using condoms for the first instance of sex, and a sizable percentage don’t even care if you use one at all for that first time, whether or not it’s a one-night stand where she has only known you for a couple hours.

Raise your hand if you’re scared of AIDS.

I don’t see many hands out there. The only people scared these days are OCD freaks who can’t get laid, because it’s just not on the radar anymore. It’s a way they can rationalize their miserable, sexless existence. I even sense that a lot of people have accepted they’ll contract HIV at some point in their lives. Girls have told me in sweet embrace that I probably have it, but are willing to bang without a condom anyway.

If I was as dirty as them, I could probably have raw dog sex with 95% of all white girls, regardless of socioeconomic background. I only have met one girl that was super serious about using condoms, but I eventually fucked her without a condom too, so actually I change that to 100%. I could bang every white girl who lives in the United States without a condom if I desired, within three dates. I’m not kidding. I could do most of them raw dog on the same night. Here’s how to do it…

1. For the first time appear really studious about using condoms.Tell her “I like to be safe” and “I’m very careful.””

Now, Roosh explains that he lies about his STDs, and that all the men should lie about their STDs or if they were ever tested, this way assuring that raw unprotected sex will happen.

” 2. Ask her if she’s been tested a few minutes after the first bang. Say, “I’m not trying to get anything.” This makes her think you’re extra cautious. She’ll ask if you’ve been tested. Say “Yes.” Don’t worry, she won’t ask when you were tested, how many girls you fucked raw since you were tested, and what you were actually tested for. Even if you’ve never been tested, you can say “Not recently, but I’m 99% sure I don’t have anything,” and that’ll be just fine for her.”

At the next step, Rooshv simply instructs men to straight out rape:

“3. When gearing up for the second act of sex, just diddle her vagina with your dick and stuff it in. If she objects, try again next time. By the fourth of fifth time, you’ll be banging raw guaranteed.

I’ve had several girls insert my beautiful naked cock inside them while chanting “Get a condom !” ”

Then Roosh rationalizes his rapes, by saying it was the girls´ fault, because they are all “sluts”:

“At first I thought I was just sleeping with the sluttiest of sluts, but I looked at their middle class background (sometimes upper class), and their circle of seemingly normal friends, and realized that it wasn’t the type of girl but the culture that she was raised in.

I’ll tell you when I should’ve been scared straight. Years ago I was dating this girl for a while (“a while”—hah) and did it raw dog one time. She wasn’t on the pill so it was the exception, but in that moment of weakness I ravaged her with my snake.

Girls who love sex can’t go long without it, so some prying on my part revealed that she fucks quite a bit. In order words, I was on the tail end of a cock bender so legendary that it’s a miracle her vagina offered any resistance at all upon penetration.

A couple weeks afterwards I asked her why she let me have sex with her without using a condom.

“I trust my instincts,” she said.

“What exactly does that mean?” I asked.

“Well, do you have anything?”

“No. Well, I’m 99% sure I don’t.”

“Okay then. So then my instinct was right.”

There are women whose “instinct” told them that having raw dog sex with me was safe! Me! A guy who basically fucks women for a living! I continued to have the “occasional” slip

Girls are supposedly the more intuitive of our species, but if so many feel right about fucking me without a condom, then I must conclude that they don’t know shit. They’re all dirty little whores who truly disgust me with their sex habits. I don’t care if she’s a lawyer, government worker, or environmentalist—if she lives in a metropolitan city and fucked you by the third date, she’s a bucket of disease”

A larger list of the many documented actual rapes that Daryush Valizadeh admits to himself:

The first of the very many girls that Roosh V describes raping:

“While walking to my place, I realized how drunk she was.

In America, having sex with her would have been rape, since she legally couldn’t give her consent.
I was sober, but I can’t say I cared or even hesitated.

I won’t rationalize my actions, but having sex is what I do.”

The second:

“I got down her bra and panties, but she kept saying, “No ! No !”
I was so turned on by her beauty and petite figure that I told myself she’s not walking out my door without getting fucked.

At that moment I accepted the idea of getting locked up in a Polish prison to make it happen.

I put her on her stomach and went deep, pounding her pussy like a pedophyle.”

3rd girl that Roosh V describes raping:

“It took four hours and at least thirty repetitions of “No, Roosh, No !”
until my penis entered her vagina.

The sex was painful for her”

“The True Nature of Women” – by RooshV

“Within every woman on this planet, regardless of her education or background, is a bitch, a cunt, a slut, a golddigger, a flake, a cheater, a backstabber, a narcissist and an attention whore”

“6 Qualities Of A Good Rape” – by RooshV

“I just saw the movie 300, which had an awful rape scene — it didn’t arouse me at all.

Here is what makes a good rape:

The key to a good rape scene is seeing the girl change from hating it to loving it.

She has to want to be raped again.”

“I did not get aroused during that scene,
like I normally do when watching rape.”

Jarnsaxa
Jarnsaxa
5 years ago

“fat girls don’t get pregnant, you need to have sex to get pregnant”.

That’s so clueless it’s actually hilarious. Looks like someone doesn’t actually know any real fat women! Good grief.

Fortunately, there are plenty of men (and women, and whatever gender you like) who aren’t this stupid. 🙂

kupo
kupo
5 years ago

I’m really confused about all the people coming into the comments to ‘splain Roosh to us. Are they bots?

Karalora
Karalora
5 years ago

@Makroth

Can i add some baby platypuses? Or is it platypi?

PUGGLES!

Jamesworkshop
Jamesworkshop
5 years ago

The only thing that will stop the rape-lust of feminists and their poorly-endowed Muslim abusers is Western men having the courage to call it out.

http://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rooshmud.png?w=590

The reason why there’s always been an overlap between the seemingly hedonistic manosphere and the more traditionalist alternative right

Presumably, they were not the traditional alt-righters Matt was referring to.

Zer
Zer
5 years ago

no kupo, this blog’s setting does not allow such bots.

although it is possible that most people see your account as being a bot account, because almost all your comments are completely off-topic sadly, and contain unecessary vulgar words

“Holy crap. I feel like I would have a really hard time keeping my emotions in check if a doctor told me that.”

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
5 years ago

@Zer

Fuck off with that shit.

weirwoodtreehugger
5 years ago

If the word “crap” offends your delicate sensibilities, this is not the right fucking blog for you.

greyskye
greyskye
5 years ago

Yes, I did find a better doctor, but first I had to teach the one who made that clueless and potentially dangerous comment to me a lesson. I responded with humor (because how else can you respond to something so ridiculous) – I told her that she’d need to tell my boyfriend that he’s not supposed to be having sex with me at all considering that right now it was several times a day, and that my only concern with the IUD was that his dick was so big he might feel it, as he already had to hold back a little so as not to ram my cervix.

She went several great colours at that. Then I insisted on booking an installation of the IUD I wanted, she couldn’t refuse so she booked me in for a week later.

I got some body glitter soap and on the day gave my cooch a good scrub with it. The nurse nearly peed herself laughing when I spread my legs and the good doctor again went several more amusing colours as she inserted the hardware while I cheerfully regaled the nurse with outrageous sex stories like the time we banged in a limo going down the highway in the middle of the day.

From the way the nurse was engaged, I got the feeling this doctor wasn’t very well liked. I hope she was less of a tool after that.

Doctors often dislike me because I do tend to prove the “fat people are unhealthy” myth a lie with my low cholesterol, average blood pressure and otherwise good health. But the one I have now is great, so they are out there.

@Zer what the very fuck are you on about?

dreemr
dreemr
5 years ago

I’ve read this blog a long time, and usually after reading a post I think, “Sheesh, these GUYS!”. But this one got to me more than usual, some of the things this fella wrote are physically nauseating.

BTW I am also a fattie, and when I was pregnant the first obstetrician I saw did not bother to hide his disgust – that not only was I fat, but I was also BREEDING. He made sure to tell me it was a really bad idea for me to go through pregnancy at that weight and at my age (I was 5’7″ and 170 lbs, 36 years old at the time), and I believe he was trying to get me to terminate. Yeah, I dumped him immediately and got a wonderful OB/GYN right away.

Fat hatred: the last truly permissible hatred. You don’t even have to hide it!

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
5 years ago

Fatties unite!!

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