Fantasy author and sentient colostomy bag Vox Day has taken a few moments from his previously scheduled Muslim bashing to remind us all that he hates black people, too.
In a recent post on his Alpha Game blog, Vox posted a plaintive query from one of his racist-as-hell readers concerned that his daughter might be, as Vox puts it. a “mudshark in the making.”
In case you’re not up to speed on all the latest white supremacist slang, a “mudshark” is a white woman who dates black men.
My daughter is a junior high cheerleader and has the hots for a mixed boy on the basketball team. I have a problem with this. My main issue is that she will become a target, a mark so to speak for other black males. They will then think they can press up on this white girl. The Caucasian males will depart from her quickly as she has become a girl who is on the other side.
Vox advises racist dad to be blunt:
There is no reason a white father should hesitate to tell his daughters what sort of young men are approved and what sort are not, regardless of what his criteria might be. … If you’re not okay with it, then it is your duty as her father to tell her that you’re not okay with it, even if her reaction is to denounce you as a racist, sexist, transphobic bigot while filming herself being urinated on by an African rapper with a sub-80 IQ.
Apparently after writing this, Vox realized that he hadn’t said anything terrible about trans folks in hs post yet, and quickly rectified it with this, er, observation about the person he insists on calling Bruce Jenner.
If you don’t think fathers influence their daughter’s decisions, take one look at Bruce Jenner. Think that just MIGHT have a little something to do with the spectacularly bad decision-making of the girls he helped raise?
Then Vox returns to the issue at hand, advising racist dad to spare no expense to keep his daughter out of the clutches of black athletes:
[I]f you are seriously concerned about the situation, take drastic measures. Put her in private school. Move, if necessary. The historic white flight to the suburbs wasn’t all about crime.
Or at the very least, Vox suggests, don’t let her be a cheerleader for any team that has black guys on it.
It’s not surprising that she is drawn to the basketball players because she is a basketball cheerleader. As The Book of Basketball informs us, it is a black sport and therefore the alphas in that world are predominantly black. Girls always go for the alphas of their acquaintance …
If you don’t want your daughter to mudshark, then don’t encourage her to get involved in activities and sports that are dominated by black culture, particularly in her sexually formative years. Get her involved in gymnastics or tennis or skiing or swimming.
Save the cheerleader, save the world!
Naturally, Vox’s readers were totally on board with that whole racism thing.
One reader, perhaps drawing inspiration from Émile Coué, the French psychologist who urged his followers to improve their life by endlessly repeating the phrase “every day in every way I am getting better and better,” suggested that white parents inculcate “white pride” in their children with a slightly different mantra:
Ideally the parents should have begun inculcating pride into her ancestry at an early age. It can be as simple as “I am a White, Christian, American girl and I’m proud of my family and people.” Repeat often, and have them repeat the phrase as well so that it locks in.
Others thought the best bet would be to convince the cheerleader daughter that black people are ugly, and mixed-race children even uglier. To Michael, the best way to do this would be to take her to a soup kitchen:
If she thinks they are ugly( besides stupid), she won’t be dropping her drawers. You might think about volunteering at a soup kitchen with lots of them present. You can show her her future. In my mind, cheerleading would for basketball and other black sports would be a thing of the past a distant memory.
Bob Wallace had a simpler solution:
Show her a people [picture?] of the late mixed-breed Redd Fox and ask her if she wants her kids to look like that.
Cecil Henry managed to work Tiger Woods into the mix:
The first thing any human being thinks of when someone brags about having mulatto kids is how UGLY they are. When Tiger married that Swedish model he was destroying what he appreciated. Her kids will look like any other mulattoes. …
The product of miscegenation is generally ugly children and a dead society.
In addition to being racist as hell, Mr. Henry is apparently unaware that Tiger Woods is himself mixed-race, and that there aren’t a lot of people out there who think he’s especially ugly.
What a lovely bunch Vox Day’s readers are.
I really have a thing against people that see other people and their relationships in terms something akin to breeding cattle and dogs.
I must be prejudiced.
@ EJ
Beaver bollock oil was believed to be a cure for epilepsy and a few other ailments; and was also used as a perfume base.
ETA: I still want to know who (and how!) discovered that expensive perfume works better if you add whale barf.
Whale barf still makes more sense than civet arse.
Man, this conversation got weird fast.
Now that I did not know.
Whale vomit washes up on beaches sometimes; I’m guessing that someone’s dog rolled in it.
@ EJ
Snakeskin and earrings shaped like scythes also apparently. It was quite fashionable to fake epilepsy in Roman society as it was considered to be a sign of great leadership skills. Politics eh?
Applying your dog rolling theory I’m going to write to Chanel and suggest a perfume based on fox poo.
Civet is a weird one. Wonder what the slogan is: “For those times when tomcat piss just isn’t enough”?
Seal and Heidi Klum’s kid’s are adorable.
Just sayin’.
EJ:
Almost correct — there is a fluid you can extract from the beaver, and it is actually used even today.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum
I always wonder about their obsession with both whiteness and Christianity. How is whiteness related to an obviously non-white religion? Especially a religion that came from Judaism!
<I need to go to bed> Beaver Bollocks, Whale Barf and Civet Arse would be the weirdest superhero team ever. </I need to go to bed>
Thank you for enlightening me. I learned something.
Also, ewww.
@ SFHC
I think they’re the names you get if you’re adopted into a Native American tribe but they’re not very impressed with you.
I have read that beaver bollocks are internal, so it wouldn’t be so easy to castrate them (then again, people used to “castrate” sows).
Anal glands of deer, whale puke, and there’s that very expensive coffee which is made from beans which have previously passed through the digestive system of a civet cat. Which apparently doesn’t much like eating coffee beans.
Mario Augusto Puga Valera:
Not to mention that the Ethiopians were Christian long before THESE guys’ ancestors stopped worshiping Odin.
@EJ
*Almost* correct. Plinian eruptions are those which resemble the eruption of Vesuvius in 79 CE. It was actually described by Pliny the Younger. Pliny the Elder, his uncle, died in the eruption because he took a boat closer either to rescue a friend, or to get a closer look for scientific observation – depending on your source. The eruption of Vesuvius took many, many hours. It wasn’t something really quick from which there a was no warning. Plinian eruptions are spectacular!
@ SFHC
From a straight dope column on this topic:
Olfactory protoscientist #1: Man, this civet smell is rank.
Olfactory protoscientist #2: Yes, but it lasts a really long time!
Olfactory protoscientist #1: [Pause.] I’m not seeing how this helps us.
New from Chanel, Partially Decomposed Squirrel Carcass That Was On The Sidewalk.
@ScalyLlama:
Thanks. I’m learning a lot from people correcting me. And yes, Plinian eruptions are awesome.
@EJ
Oh my! Did not realise until just now I used exactly the same opening sentence as Skiriki. Sorry!
Originality -1000
I only picked up about the Pliny thing because I studied geoscience. Volcanology was always my favourite subject and that was one of my favourite stories about obsessive volcanologists. They have something of a habit of dying in and around volcanoes. It’s a dangerous job, especially when you’re usually the one running into an area while everyone else is running away.
PROTIP – if even the volcanologists are running away, you should be too. If possible, try to overtake them.
@ scaly llama
Have you seen the t-shirt that’s popular with a lot of EOD personnel? “I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try to keep up”
(I met a Mossad chap once who had a shirt saying “My job is so secret even I don’t know what I do”)
@Alan
Hah! Brilliant!
I’m sure the volcanologists, mega nerds as they usually , would love a similar volcanology themed t-shirt.
@ scaly llama
My favourite vulcanology quote was by some guy talking about Yellowstone. “We were looking for a volcano in the park; then we realised the park was in a volcano”.
@Alan
Bahahaha! I think I saw that doco.
If Yellowstone caldera ever blows, we are all kinda screwed. But you can come to Australia – I think we escap the worst of it for a while!
@ scaly llama
That’s very kind of you, but as everything in Oz is lethal I think I’ll take my chances with the supervolcano. Also isn’t there some theory that if one goes they all go? So Yellowstone, Deccan Traps, the works.
(I think it was the ‘Horizon’ documentary)
I’m just out of range of the immediate Yellowstone supervolcano kill zone. It’ll be a slow death from breathing in ash for us in the Twin Cities. But at least I’ll get to mock all those MGTOW /Randroids who think they’ll be an alpha male survivor with a harem of women who are freshly HB8 + due to the post-apocalyptic diet before I go.
@WWTH
That sounds like an awesome film plot!
@Alan
Not EVERYTHING in Australia is trying to kill you 😉
I’m sceptical of the claim all the big ones will go at once. There’s no good evidence in the geological record of such a thing happening in the past. And the Deccan Traps are a different style of volcano from super calderas like Yellowstone. There’s several of those, btw.