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“How would you feel if we started policing makeup,” extremely irate Redditor asks in epic rant

Mr. Furious from Mystery Men. Getting really mad is not actually a superpower.
Mr. Furious from Mystery Men. Getting really mad is not actually a superpower.

So an angry dude wandered into the S**t Reddit Says subreddit recently — one of the few feminist-friendly, largely manbaby-free hideouts on Reddit — and left a pretty amazing rant, attacking the SRSers as, well, see for yourself.

I’m not even going to bother fisking this one. I think it’s probably best experienced in its original wall-of-text form.

You're the most fucked up group of people currently alive (self.ShitRedditSays) submitted 1 day ago by LewisExMachina I'm sure you're gonna devour this account too, but whatever. I've resigned myself to the fact that every time I call you out my account gets spammed and your cronies try to doxx me, but I can't let you keep doing what you're doing. The harassment you put people through on a daily basis is way worse than anything /fatpeoplehate was ever accused of. Who knows how many men you've driven to suicide just because they have something between their legs. But you don't fucking care, because they made a rape joke and that makes them worse than Nazis. I guess rape is worse than murder now. And since men can't be raped any man who says he was raped has to deal with it while a female who says she was raped is instantly believed and rewarded for her bravery. And you think women have it worse? Fuck off, women are treated like little princesses while men are treated like shit. Maybe you have a point with the catcalling thing, but everything else you say is bullshit and based on lies meant to devalue men and increase the value of women. Soon you'll force the government to add the ability to make more money (27% more) by just checking off a "I'm a woman" box on a job sheet. Us men will just say that we're transwomen (since that's also something you support) and get that money too, so you'll be back to square 1 where men and women make the same salaries. If you want to make the same money then don't take maternity leave, dipshits. And what's with all the hate on video games? You don't even like video games, and we do. Why is that a problem. If something makes a group of people happy and it doesn't inherently hurt anyone else then why is that such a bad thing? Women don't want to play video games, they just want to police the development of video games and its community. !??!?!? Seriously just fuck off. Go fight for unisex bathrooms or showing your tits or something I can get behind rather than video games that you don't even play. All of the girlfriends I had wanted nothing to do with video games and that was okay. How would you feel if we started policing makeup, saying that makeup led to violence and should be banned? You'd hate it, because it's a stupid baseless accusation meant only to hurt one gender. Which is exactly what the attack on video games is. I don't know what to say here other then you probably all need to get laid, then you'll calm down.
Someone needs a nap!

In case that image is hard to read, here’s the text:

You’re the most f**ked up group of people currently alive (self.S**tRedditSays)

submitted 1 day ago by LewisExMachina

I’m sure you’re gonna devour this account too, but whatever. I’ve resigned myself to the fact that every time I call you out my account gets spammed and your cronies try to doxx me, but I can’t let you keep doing what you’re doing. The harassment you put people through on a daily basis is way worse than anything /fatpeoplehate was ever accused of. Who knows how many men you’ve driven to suicide just because they have something between their legs. But you don’t fucking care, because they made a rape joke and that makes them worse than Nazis. I guess rape is worse than murder now. And since men can’t be raped any man who says he was raped has to deal with it while a female who says she was raped is instantly believed and rewarded for her bravery. And you think women have it worse? Fuck off, women are treated like little princesses while men are treated like shit. Maybe you have a point with the catcalling thing, but everything else you say is bullshit and based on lies meant to devalue men and increase the value of women. Soon you’ll force the government to add the ability to make more money (27% more) by just checking off a “I’m a woman” box on a job sheet. Us men will just say that we’re transwomen (since that’s also something you support) and get that money too, so you’ll be back to square 1 where men and women make the same salaries. If you want to make the same money then don’t take maternity leave, dipshits.

And what’s with all the hate on video games? You don’t even like video games, and we do. Why is that a problem. If something makes a group of people happy and it doesn’t inherently hurt anyone else then why is that such a bad thing? Women don’t want to play video games, they just want to police the development of video games and its community. !??!?!? Seriously just fuck off. Go fight for unisex bathrooms or showing your tits or something I can get behind rather than video games that you don’t even play. All of the girlfriends I had wanted nothing to do with video games and that was okay. How would you feel if we started policing makeup, saying that makeup led to violence and should be banned? You’d hate it, because it’s a stupid baseless accusation meant only to hurt one gender. Which is exactly what the attack on video games is.

I don’t know what to say here other then you probably all need to get laid, then you’ll calm down.

Indeed, a thing of beauty.

 

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violetvolume
violetvolume
8 years ago

That is 100% an angry teenager who just learned about GamerGate and does not know any women.

Imaginary Petal (formerly dhag85, trying out pronouns - they/their)
Imaginary Petal (formerly dhag85, trying out pronouns - they/their)
8 years ago

Can I show this post to my wife as evidence that I don’t play nearly enough videogames? :p

Lady_Zombie
Lady_Zombie
8 years ago

“How would you feel if we started policing makeup,…”

You already fucking do, you massive shitlicker. Many of these instances have been well documented here at WHTM.

Makeup is deceptive therefore women are liars.
Makeup is expensive therefore women are spendthrifts.
Makeup is ugly therefore women who wear it are ugly.

[Sees picture of a woman without makeup] EWWWW! Put some makeup on.

Sporkey
Sporkey
8 years ago

Where is he getting the 27% thing? That’s oddly specific and I’m curious to know if I’ve somehow missed a referendum?

Also, women play games. What’s so hard to understand about that? Even teenagers know this.

amy
amy
8 years ago

This has nothing to do with the post but have you guys heard that dawkins blamed feminists for his stroke and has been invited back to the conference. David will write about it

Sky
Sky
8 years ago

A little research and book reading would do him some good, but I think it might be too hard for him.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

You don’t even like video games, and we do. … Women don’t want to play video games, they just want to police the development of video games and its community.

*looks up from playing Splatoon and Tetris at the same time, watching Skyrim machinimas on YouTube and chatting about Resident Evil on another site* Hmm? I missed what you said there, could you repeat that?

masque d'étoiles
masque d'étoiles
8 years ago

You don’t even like video games, and we do.

AUGGHH! Why have I wasted literally years of my time over the past 3-4 decades on something I don’t even like?! Where was this all-knowing oracle when I was a young student first getting hooked on gaming, and needed his manly wisdom to reveal to me what I like or not? I am so confused and conflicted!

Not really.

*Ack. Ninja’ed by Sporkey and SFHC. Oh well.

Paige Hamilton
8 years ago

*slow blink*

OK… wow. I guess I need to hand in my FemiNazi card since I don’t wear makeup, LOL

When they start screaming about doxxing I just have to laugh.

RosaDeLava
RosaDeLava
8 years ago

Well, how about “beating face?” xD

Honestly, there’s so much wrong with this rant, I’m not the least bit disappointed David didn’t make any comments. It speaks for itself

Bonelady
Bonelady
8 years ago

Somebody needs a nap.

LindsayIrene
8 years ago

Didn’t Mike Cernovich say that makeup is rape?

Number Sequence
Number Sequence
8 years ago

How nice of this guy to post his shitty comment directly in SRS so no one had to go looking for it in one of reddit’s various hellholes. Now, all he has to do is get to the level of courtesy where he wouldn’t post it at all, and we ‘ll be in business.

Dark Statistic
Dark Statistic
8 years ago

Sporkey: I’m betting it’s a wage gap thing. If you deny the wage gap exists and insist that men and women earn the same, then from your point of view it looks like women want more than men earn. 27% is in line with the “seventy-seven cents on the dollar” figure I see a lot. (I’ve seen a few stats ranging from seventy to eighty — I don’t know which is most accurate, but it’s in that range.)

Lea
Lea
8 years ago

“What if we just made shit up to police feminine self expression?”

You already do and I don’t care. Tra-la-la

Leda Atomica
Leda Atomica
8 years ago

I bet he was content with none of his (possibly canadian) girlfriends liking videogames. Imagine if he was mercilessly beaten at a game by some inferior princess?

Someone I know teaches a class of game developers and the best three went onto win a game developing contest – all young women. There’s a view for your future. You live 100% outside of reality in a bubble of bitterness, repeating the words of other people with the same problem.

I’d feel pity, but shitting on people who already are the underdog just wipes out all my warm fuzzy feelings.

Eonid
Eonid
8 years ago

This post was so all over the place, it’s hard to tell what this fella is even angry at… aside from “teh wimminz”, obvs.

takshak
takshak
8 years ago

Gonna bet this shitweasel wasn’t even born when I started playing, and programming, computer games. Get the fuck out of my hobby, sincerely, this old woman who doesn’t wear makeup.

Wwaxwork
Wwaxwork
8 years ago

But I like video games, womens rights and makeup?

Makroth
Makroth
8 years ago

Was the post deleted? I can’t find it. I was hoping to read the responses.

Percyprune
Percyprune
8 years ago

Women don’t play games? Sorry, but as a games developer I’ve seen the hard data on this. They are a massive market–around parity in some market segments–and growing in those segments that have been in past traditionally male-dominated. The facts are what they are. Female participation is edging towards parity everywhere and if you don’t like that, tough!

Percyprune
Percyprune
8 years ago

It’s worth adding that I have given lectures to games development courses at a number of schools across Europe and it’s great to see how many tyro women developers there are. Some of the best devs I know have been women, and they have worked far harder than many guys in order to prove themselves. I doff my cap to them and look forward to the day when women’s participation in dev reaches parity.

Kale
8 years ago

Im surprised he agrees that catcalling sucks. *maybe*

Leda Atomica
Leda Atomica
8 years ago

I just have to make myself clear: I do not think women as game developers are only a thing of the future – they have always been, are now and will be. It’s just that maybe in the future shitweasels can STOP SAYING THAT GAMES ARE ONLY ENJOYED BY BOYS AND MEN. I mean, in my childhood I saw and knew only other girls who were as into gaming as I was. This didn’t make me go “Must be a girl thing, lads get out of my game store or I’ll throw a massive tantrum on the internet when I’m a grownup. I swear I will!”.

Boys (white cis mainly) get used to being the default human beings in a world where nobody else really matters or exists. The entire g’damn world they are conscious of is their safe space from any other kind of humans. When one of these untermensch lifts up their hand and says “Hey I actually do exist, and this is why you don’t know about it”, the table flips so fast you don’t have time to save your drink.

lightcastle
lightcastle
8 years ago

The 27% thing has to be a wage gap reference. The number most often cited these days for the US seems to be 77%, so the math is wrong, but the number moves over time (and I’m not sure the person is US based) so I am willing to give them the benefit of the doubt that they saw a 73% somewhere.

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