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Davis Aurini takes aim at lizard people, media plotters, and other enemies of Roosh

What is love? Lizard don't hurt me.
What is love? Lizard don’t hurt me.

I realize that most of you are probably feeling as Rooshed-out as I am, and would like to move on to posts with a very low percentage of Roosh content, if any at all.

But I feel I would be remiss not to bring to your attention a post by our old friend, the urban cowboy/white nationalist (on paper) Davis M.J. Aurini, published on Roosh’s Return of Kings site on Friday. Entitled “Why International Meetup Day Was Cancelled,” it is perhaps the dumbest thing anyone has yet or will ever write on the subject.

Mr. Aurini starts off by positing the existence of a vast, Australia-wide media conspiracy against his buddy Roosh, a conspiracy showing the “extreme cunning” of the enemies of all that is good and true:

During Gamgergate [sic] it was revealed that the gaming press were coordinating behind the scenes, deciding which topics would be discussed and promoted, and which ones would be censored and dropped into the memory hole. Given that on February 2nd six nearly identical articles were published throughout the Australian press within hours of one another, all describing Return of Kings as a “Rape Group,” it is a near certainty that the Australian press is similarly controlled by collusion between the reporters on secret message boards.

Emphasis mine.

His proof of this conspiracy is a blurry image showing that a number of Australian papers RAN ARTICLES ABOUT ROOSH WITH IDENTICAL TITLES on the same day.

Which might be evidence of a vast conspiracy amongst Australian journalists except for the fact that all of the newspapers in question are owned by the same media conglomerate and regularly run the exact same articles as one another, much in the way that newspapers across the US regularly run identical stories by the Associated Press.

A conspiracy so immense that proof of it is blurry!
A conspiracy so immense that proof of it is blurry!

Indeed, if you look carefully at the blurry proof Aurini offers as proof of conspiracy, you’ll see that some of the papers in question also ran identical articles on what Myers and David Jones — apparently big Australian department store chains? — are planning to do to usher in a new fashion season.

I’m pretty sure that even the most cunning SJWs could not dream up a conspiracy so deliciously eeeevil that it would require not only media manipulation of news about Roosh but also unanimity of coverage on Australian department store fashion as well.

Don’t anyone mention this to Aurini, but I have proof that NEARLY IDENTICAL “WIZARD OF ID” COMICS are running today in newspapers around the world! COLLUSION AT ITS MOST NEFARIOUS!!!

Aurini then offers this, well, unique explanation of the behavior of Roosh’s enemies, which for some reason involves flocks of lizard people.

The behaviour we’ve witnessed over the past week is perfectly explained by flocks of narcissists, organized online, exercising vicious cunning with a human’s capacity for abstract thought. They are the metaphorical lizard people, dressed in skin suits, unreasonable and unrepentant.

Lizard people, you say?

Their goal is pandemonium. So long as it is chaotic, degraded, cheap, infectious, and ugly, they will endorse it, and they will use any tactic to achieve it: violence, lies, false philosophies, and pretend victimhood. They will be crying and vulnerable one moment, and coldly murderous the next. They are vicious, they are legion, and they’re organized as only animals who have known sin could possibly be.

We see you.

So apparently Aurini has discovered peyote?

Aurini continues bumbling his way through more failed metaphors, at one point declaring that

Through introspection we will hear the voice of our conductor, and learn what song it is that we are meant to sing.

After saying a whole lot of nothing, he winds up the piece with a warning for all of us lizard people who’ve been so darn mean to poor old Roosh.

A final word for all of those who attacked us, slandered us, and threatened us; we, the men who would defend you against those who would enslave and exploit you; we who fight, not for ourselves, but for the future.

Alas, Aurini’s “final word” is actually several hundred.

We will remember who you are, and we are a larger chorus than you know.

That ex-boyfriend who stole your heart? One of us. That charming married man at your office, with the beautiful wife? One of us. That wise mentor who helped you more than you’ll than you’ll ever know? One of us.

Huh. I rather doubt that the lesbian cultural history professor I had as an advisor in grad school — if anyone was ever my mentor, it was probably her — reads Return of Kings.

The battle for civilization will be neither quick nor easy. We will win, but not without great struggle and many casualties amongst those who refused to pick a side. So remember something: when you or your womenfolk are being viciously assaulted and raped by third world savages whom you defended while decrying us—or by some gestapo thug, whom you empowered to oppress us, their breath rancid with garlic and rotting teeth—

That is the future you chose by standing against men of virtue.

Yep, another far-right fantasy of a righteous apocalypse that will put all of us SJWs in their place. I’m just a little surprised to see Aurini — a white nationalist Holocaust denier who has more than a few kind things to say about Hitler — depicting the Gestapo as the bad guys.

 

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Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
8 years ago

animals who have known sin

Known it, enjoyed it and would thoroughly recommend it.

Bernardo Soares
Bernardo Soares
8 years ago

Aurini — a white nationalist Holocaust denier who has more than a few kind things to say about Hitler

On paper.

Seriously, one could call that screed “quixotic” if that wasn’t an enormous insult to Cervantes and and unfair even to Don Quijote.

Lea
Lea
8 years ago

Bwahahaha!
So Thats what he thinks logic looks like.

He is so fraught with emotion I can almost taste his tears.

…like inferior whiskey and impotent rage. Nom nom nom

Bernardo Soares
Bernardo Soares
8 years ago

@ Lea

I’m still not convinced that that isn’t apple juice.

@ Alan
10/10 would try again.

Lea
Lea
8 years ago

I’ll have to chase the tears with strong coffee to get the lingering flavor of racism and dishonesty off my palette.

Luckily, he weeps manly buckets of disappointed tears. So we can soak our feet in them while we laugh at him.

LindsayIrene
LindsayIrene
8 years ago

So… our choices are:

A) Get raped by Rooshites or
B) Get raped by other guys

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5e1t8thDr1rveb2jo4_400.gif

Imaginary Petal (formerly dhag85, trying out pronouns - they/their)
Imaginary Petal (formerly dhag85, trying out pronouns - they/their)
8 years ago

The lizard people are definitely metaphorical though? I’d bet Aurini believes in literal lizard people and he’s just waiting for the right moment to inform both of his readers.

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

That ex-boyfriend who stole your heart? One of us. That charming married man at your office, with the beautiful wife? One of us.

It’s hardly a revelation that misogynists occasionally date and marry women.

Bernardo Soares
Bernardo Soares
8 years ago

@ Imaginary Petal (and let me use this opportunity to join the masses in congratulating you to your new user name)

Which begs the reformulated question that Jon Ronson famously posed in regards to David Icke:

When Davis Aurini says lizards, does he mean jews?

AJ Milne
AJ Milne
8 years ago

Huh.I’m getting flashbacks to the 80s sci-fi cheesefest ‘V’.

(I insist any conspiracy I’m involved in involves _literal_ lizards. Also shoulder pads. And big hair.)

Valentine
Valentine
8 years ago

I was really looking forward to this. Davis Aurini’s nonsense always cheers me up in the morning eveb if he does sometimes put me off my breakfast…XD

Lea
Lea
8 years ago

He really likes to imagine he has a slew of silent supporters. This is why these protests are so important. Now he knows he doesn’t and he is sooo upset.

Ronan Wills
8 years ago

Someone’s been reading Atlas Shrugged, I see.

Gert
Gert
8 years ago

Rootepetoot v, defender of Free Speech, now also blocks comments via Discuss (on RoK). It only took two pieces of elegant snark to get me banned.

Dooshy, what happened to ‘people can’t help themselves’, huh?

Extreme congrats to WHtM for reporting on this Douchebage par excellence and for wading into, armpit high wellies, goggles and clothes peg (nose) on I imagine, the open sewers of the Boy-O-spherette. What wonderful creatures are to be found there!

Davis Aurini is of course one of the prime examples: much, much funnier than Paul Elam and Louchy put together.

Keep it up!

Venice
Venice
8 years ago

good grief, what is he even talking about?

Valentine
Valentine
8 years ago

@alan
10/10 would sin again

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
8 years ago

Peyote is the only explanation.

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
8 years ago

The behaviour we’ve witnessed over the past week is perfectly explained by flocks of narcissists, organized online, exercising vicious cunning with a human’s capacity for abstract thought. They are the metaphorical lizard people, dressed in skin suits, unreasonable and unrepentant.

That ex-boyfriend who stole your heart? One of us. That charming married man at your office, with the beautiful wife? One of us. That wise mentor who helped you more than you’ll than you’ll ever know? One of us.

Contrasting these two bits of rhetoric makes me suspect that Aurini is one of the lizard people, and is admitting it to us.

Come on, Aurini! Name the other lizard people.

Moggie
Moggie
8 years ago

I wonder whether Aurini roughs out his prose in plain form, and then empurples it, or whether it comes out pre-purpled?

Also, is he implying that he and Roosh are without sin? Like, you know, the Virgin Mary?

Also also, still giggling about “lizard don’t hurt me”!

Button
Button
8 years ago

Flocks of narcissists? That seems unlikely. Narcissists are notoriously difficult to work with; I can’t imagine that a whole flock could successfully coordinate a conspiracy. It would be like herd…ing…

http://stuffpoint.com/cats/image/232428-cats-lots-of-cats.jpg

Crap. I guess flocks of narcissists are a thing. Well played, Aurini.

Bina
8 years ago

The behaviour we’ve witnessed over the past week is perfectly explained by flocks of narcissists, organized online, exercising vicious cunning with a human’s capacity for abstract thought. They are the metaphorical lizard people, dressed in skin suits, unreasonable and unrepentant.

Oh my, the projection is strong with this one. I mean, that’s practically a self-description right there!

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

The behaviour we’ve witnessed over the past week is perfectly explained by flocks of narcissists, organized online, exercising vicious cunning with a human’s capacity for abstract thought.

Wait, he’s talking about #GamerGate, right?

So long as it is chaotic, degraded, cheap, infectious, and ugly, they will endorse it, and they will use any tactic to achieve it: violence, lies, false philosophies, and pretend victimhood.

Yeah, definitely #GamerGate.

EDIT: NINJA’D.

Bina
8 years ago

That ex-boyfriend who stole your heart? One of us. That charming married man at your office, with the beautiful wife? One of us.

That ex-boyfriend who stole my heart? I got it back and made him mad by getting back in the saddle before he did.

That married man at the office? Didn’t do a damn thing for me. Taken men simply don’t.

Try harder, lizard-boy.

littleknown
littleknown
8 years ago

Through introspection we will hear the voice of our conductor, and learn what song it is that we are meant to sing.

Is there a word for “intense concentration of pomposity and unwarranted self-importance”?

Newt
Newt
8 years ago

Have your years of courting misogynists and racists finally paid off with a fleeting moment of fame? Has the establishment noticed you, ridiculed you, and gone back to ignoring you? Do you need further attention-seeking activities to keep yourself in the public eye? Then Davis Aurini (skull operator; cigarette holder; whisky aeration unit) can help drag your embarrassment out that little bit longer.

Alas, Aurini’s “final word” is actually several hundred.

Dramatic reading!

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